Movies Yea Forums tricked you into watching
Movies Yea Forums tricked you into watching
Why the hell would you have to be tricked into watching the best adaptation of the Arthurian mythos ever printed onto celluloid?
12/10 jimmies in orbit
and you really loved it, didn't you, OP?
Total snoozefest
This movie still has the best medieval armor ever depicted in film.
Monty python did it better.
This. I found it at the library yesterday and fell asleep to it last night. I normally wouldn't watch something recommended on this board but I figured what the hell.
Pure kino.
Pacific Rim
Fucking terrible movie
Sorry sweaty, you spelled Game of thrones wrong.
Based John Boorman. OP should watch The Emerald Forest. This is not a trick. it has indigenous boobs.
How could you hate such a perfect movie?
WHAT...IS THE SECRET...OF YOUR THREAD? WHOM...DOES IT SERVE?
The editing is jarring
Would have liked to have seen the John Boorman Lord of the Rings film.
God the King Arthur story is so fucking good fucking god damn.
I guess it can be a little, but it's certainly not bad editing and it adds to the charm of the film.
10/10 poster though.
>a god
Um, sweetie...
If you don't like Excalibur you are a quantitatively terrible person.
I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.
Yeah a pagan god no doubt. the Britons did have gods surely. The Anglo-Saxons brought their weird Catholic muh one God eventually.
I really wish movie posters would be like this again. I almost feel like making a movie poster thread after seeing this.
it was the sword of kings from the dawn of time when bird and beast and flower were one with man and death was but a dream
So yeah some ancient pagan god fucking made it
Mordred's armor looked pretty shit 2bqh.
Just stick with your capeshit you hopeless low iq faggot.
please fuck off and KYS you capeshit faggot zoomer
The Sword in the Stone is Caliburn.
Excalibur is the sword given to King Arthur by the Lady of the Lake.
Harsh but fair.
yeah I think you mean pretty kino you fucking faggot
ok, who said otherwise
If this doesnt move you then I dont know what will
Well la de da check out this scholar.
The movie. It amazes me how so many get their Arthurian legend mixed up.
It's no doubt our Sue.
Just because you have shit taste doesn't necisarily mean op is into capeshit
It looks silly when cut out of context here, but this scene was actually fun as fuck in the film. It's exactly how you would imagine wielding Excalibur would feel.
EXCALIBUR
EXCALIBUR
FROM UNITED KING
I'M LOOKING FOR HIM
I'M GOING TO CALIFORNIA
10/10 soundtrack with a solid 6/10 film.
Its a bit excessive with the blossom flowing everywhere, like a cheesy music video for a hair metal band
goddamn you are a fucking homo faggot zoomer
That's a typical millenial queer. Zoomers are mostly based.
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>like a cheesy music video for a hair metal band
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You know youre a r3ddit pleb when your thread intended to bash a movie turns into a thread talking about how good it is.
rip in peace Clive Swift
Millenials are the ones who watch colbert and marvel and cant get a job or move out of the house at 30. Cry more millenial dogshit.
based sue poster
>The Anglo-Saxons brought their weird Catholic muh one God eventually.
The Romano-Britons are the ones who converted the Saxons, not the other way around
The film is good, it is very camp though, funny you should call me a faggot
0 for 3 but I used to watch the Colbert report before he left it. I bet I work harder than you. I do concrete.
you don't know what camp means at all
This overly-hyped, overly-long, boring snoozefest.
listen, I liked it
Get out faggot.and take your bait with you!
>t. kung fu george
It looks pretty good I guess, but it's horribly anachronistic to the time period. Arthur would have been early middle ages, or if you go for when the myth was popularized, high middle ages. Both periods were gambeson and mail. Plate harnesses like you see here were very late middle ages, early renaissance.
Pic related, more accurate armor to the Arthurian period.
no one cares about historical accuracy to this degree except autists. if it looks cool and generally old, it's fine.
How is it after nearly 1500 years people like you STILL don't get it
It's a fantasy movie, not a historical movie.
Yes yes, I get it. The guy I was responding to was commenting specifically on the armor being good, I was addressing that. We're just having a chat here lads, untwist thy panties.
This.
Let us embrace, father
this is reddit this is memes
I'm with OP on this. Excalibur had horrible pacing and the story was all over the place.
I saw that last one personally at the Met, was in absolute awe of that big fella and felt to approach on the field would be extremely painful for one's person
Another faggot
you have horrible taste and my semen is all over your mom's face
Mise en scene: Excalibur
Story: Monty Python
no. monty python is unfunny trash.
Like poorly told stories with shitty acting is good taste then?
The Tudors was kino in my most humblest of opinions.
they're well told and the acting is good.
You must really care about Excalibur. Maybe you should go outside and get some fresh air, user.
Anyone who likes anything by Luc Besson is a sad faggot
Pleb
i am outside right now at a local park, eyeing little girls with bad intent. what are you doing with your life?
Not a movie, but The Tudors. Seriously, what a shit series, it's basically a soap opera with sex. Are there any actual good historic series left? I just finished Versailles and everything I've tried so far has been subpar in comparison.
Preferably a story which happens between the XVI - XVIIIth centuries.
Along this atmosphere:
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He gained a lot of weight after a jousting accent. Before that he was an athletic 6ft1 beast.
Don't worry about my life. Sounds like you should end yours.
You mean small women, right?
I wish that cunt would finish her novel so we can get season 2 already.
he was basically crippled with all sorts of health problems by then and I don't think he ever wore that armor at least not in a real battle
>I used to watch the Colbert report
No shit, millenial dogshit. I bet you also thought trump was putins puppet and the mueller report wouldnt be a total nothingburger.
I used to watch it with my dad years ago lol.
>The music kicks in
>Arthur sets out for one last ride
>you can watch the country side come back to life, just like the king
kino. nothing else describes it
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Heeey Aqualung
waiting for Bannerlord
why should i? i'm having fun watching the pretty panties run.
I need to watch it again. I saw it during some binge of drinking and watching old fantasy movies for like a week straight. I just remember it being boring but pretty.
This was honestly my single favorite scene, the sheer desolation of it
Why are so many Trump supporters angry closeted faggots?
is there any other movie in which Mirren is as hot as in this
just end it already
Considering Helen Mirren gets naked in many films it'll depend on your personal preference,
was it rape?
>Monty python did it better.
fuck off redditor