Jordan Peele’s Twilight Zone: Tower of Terror

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Incels never make it to the bottom

>Hollywood 1939: ayo 5 rich racist white niggaz stepped into an elevator and into a nightmare. They crossed directly into... the WOKE zone.

They use the fingerprints you scanned for them at the entrance and if they find out you're a white male they put you on a broken cart to kill you.

White people can't be the reason for a lightning strike on the tower, but the lightning can provide them a shock relating to their privilege as they fall to their doom.

Instead of lightning striking the tower, white racists cut the cable to kill a prominent young black family.

Aerosmith ride is much better than tower of terror and that is a FACT

Only admit black people and have crime statistics by race blaring through the speakers and written all over the walls.

Everyone loves the tower of terror

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>kill whitey
*receives nominations for all sorts of awards*

Get some job applications floating around on fishing line, and then when everyone runs into another room to escape, they set onto the set of Maury and pic related comes up.

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And then their ghosts fuck around with the elevators

>here's your new Tower of Terror, bro

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The 5 white people that went into the elevator come out as black and gets kicked out of the hotel.

DHS ToT > Disneyland ToT

White people bad

>Jordon Peterson's Twilight Zone: Tower of Terror

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Ghosts=Spooks=Black People. The undead state symbolizes lack of political and economic opportunity that can only be gained through violent revolution. The movie will be a metacommentary about black workers who run the ride at Disneyworld becoming phantoms as their lifeforce is sucked out to run it and adopting the personas of the five ghosts exact their revenge on the park managers who did this to them and the park goers who are entertained by this ghoulish system.

Who

Juden Peterstein

WHO

>trapped in an elevator with a nigger
That's already scary enough

>AYO YOUNDBLOOD YOUS JUST A BLACK BUCK BOUT TA BUST A NUT IN DEM WHITE GIRLZ ON DA TOP FLOOR
>AW SHIT NIGGA DEM CRACKA-ASS RAYCIS GHOSTS MESSIN WIF DA ELEVATOR
>*This is America begins to play as the elevator drops*
>AYO MANE HOLD UP YOU SURVIVED DEM GHOSTS BUT YOU AINT GUNNA GIVE WHITEY DAT NUT NEITHER BUT DATS WHAT GOD MADE HOOD RATS FOR NA'MEAN?
>MAKE SURE TO BUY THOSE PLUSH JORDAN PEEL DOLLS IN THE GIFTSHOP $34.99 PLUS TAX

Once, there was a ______

>wh*tes must pay a reparation fee before boarding this ride

I want a Jordan Peel doll