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How bad are these hot sauces?

der juden

YouTube execs know hollywood agents and they convince them to get on the show because they'll run ads for whatever they're promoting

Most are fine, the last few just throw all kinds of foul crap in to make you gag when you taste it so they can claim it's too hot to handle

I like her bum.

I would especially like her bum after dealing with all that hot sauce, if you know what I mean

actually i dont, can you please elaborate?

Same, I know it would be gross but having her ass on my face would be worth the consequences

Why does she seem eighteen times more charismatic while not playing a character?

She's actually a good actress, she just hates the roles she's obliged to play

Because she’s promoting shit and it would be counter productive to come across like a cunt ala Brie Larson

You can't fake it when you're high on capsaicin

youtube.com/watch?v=VEgkBetZY-M
>that time she practically recorded a JOI for Jungle Book

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that extended hand-holding with scarjo. i'm so lonely so so lonely.

THIS POST IS A TRICK
DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK

Please stop posting this. She cannot sing and her voice is awful. And you know this.

>when she eats Da Bomb and starts rocking in her stool like she's getting fucked from behind

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>she was in Home Alone 3

wat

tfw you will never share a beer with ScarJo while she's all spaced out on hot sauce

For me, it's El Yucateco XXXtra Hot.

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you all realize this is fake right they are all actors staging this crap to sell hot sauce and avengers tickets

Of course, but it's fun nonetheless to compare the celeb in this to the celeb in other stuff.

Hot Ones blew up over the past year.

>single mother

urgh

>compares hot sauce to giving birth

Proof that pregnant women are all over-reacting

damn she got fucking FAT. LOOK AT THAT BARREL ON HER

For me, it's an entire bottle of horseradish

It was really uncalled for for the host to bring up nude leaked photos of her on his laptop and ask her for her reaction. Totally unprofessional.

But when he then went to to ask "if her butthole is chewy like an overcooked piece of calamari" I had to close the video. Totally over the line, why isn't his channel shut down yet?

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you need to go back

why does she sounds more and more drunk as the video progresses?

same, love raspy voices

She probably is

>scarlett will never tell you "hold my hand, this is so hot, are you experiencing this too?"

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Incel

Widow got pushed into the team mom, no fun allowed role. Blame Whedon.

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He nearly killed Gordon Ramsey with them and Coolio still hasn't been heard from so...

Gordon took them all in stride, what are you on about?

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*sniff*

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>great breast
>that absolute area between her top and pants
>exposed midrift

bless Pierce, I THINK SHE'S BACK BOYS

>crying like a little faggot the entire time

>le sweary man swore in the episode

shocking

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I'd like to put my erect penis into her colon, if you know what I mean

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I had that today
was pretty good
had it with two eggs on top of toast smothered with anchovy butter

Gordon straight up cheated he brought a bunch of shit to the set and still couldn't handle them
>mixing lemon juice and lime with hotsauce

i thought she was with that baby-faced chad from SNL?

Scarjo doesn't have social media and doesn't know what memes are

TOO PURE

where are the proofs, she hasn't been pregnant

It could be hotter

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It's a part of the new wave of TV companies moving onto the internet because people went online to get away from the boob tube.

Post ScarJos

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I want to be her human toilet

they want the leddit audience

Cause the characters they give her suck, except for maybe in "Her they don't take advantage of her potential and natural charisma too much.

YouTube has nothing to do with who's cast on the show, you fucking idiot.

i want to scarjo her scarjos if you know what im sayin

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Jesus christ my dick

Even after all these years, how does she remain this fuckable?

Daily reminder that adding hot spices to your food adds literally nothing in terms of taste and only serve to make the dish less enjoyable. Only a philistine peasant would consider "spicy food" a good thing, because they have literally nothing else in their lives to be proud of, so they pick something as insignificant than tolerance towards hot food to feel superior to others. Shame them openly, shame them frequently, they deserve nothing but your contempt.

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do you guys think she's into asian guys? i hope i have a shot

can't stand her granny voice

>curved and thick heels

Yikes. She can do better than that.

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Makeup, spanx, camera filters

why do you think spices were such an expensive commodity back in the middle ages? Even though it's spicy and uncomfortable, its a LOT better than literally gruel/no flavor shit.

Also there's a lot of really nice flavored hot sauces that have been on the show that I've bought and not regretted

Based.

i tried the black label one once, and it just tasted like perfume. absolutely horrible. i'll stick to the regular one when i can't get my marie sharps.

they didn't have capsicum in the middle ages you tremendous pleb, the hottest you could get was various forms of piper sp. or horseradish (which was not expensive). neither are similar to your beloved hipster sauces in any way.

they didn't do it for taste either, they used spices first as preservative and secondly as a means to balance the humors, in other words, as medicine.

study more and post less.

don't forget that I can vote now :^)

wtf? Was the breast reduction rumor false?

no, her tiddies were even bigger

Disgusting jewess

>where are the proofs, she hasn't been pregnant
She had a kid in 2014 from her 2nd marriage

It's a push up bra

Imagine the braps

oh lawd

I want to be her goy toy

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She’s cute, like very genuine and approachable, an actual nice person not like those whores like JLaw.
Goddess.

She never had breast reduction. The dipshits on here don't know how a pushup bra works

for me, it's this scarjo

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damn

Wtf is this meme. She is not THAT hot to me, maybe I have eclectic taste is women

Maybe you're a flaming fag.

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Except for ScarJo that was complete gibberish

Pussy can’t handle a little spice, so sorry. Have Capsexicin

>The Architect was the cure for The Wall all along
He has surpassed the greatest hurdle. Nothing can stop this man's quest to make the world a better, more buxom place for us all.

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it's like she never left

Imagine waking up to this everyday.

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you're a faggot

I love her so much bros

honestly i'd be horrified if i woke up to that every day without fail

>S-scarlett, did you forget to wash your make up? Why does it look so flawless?
>*wake up again*
>It was all just a dream

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But how can you explain her being stacked in The Island and her being flat in Ghost in the Shell

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Because she actually got a breast reduction after her time with Woody Allen around 2009. There's news about it if you google it, but you can see for yourself they're reduced in size.

We've literally seen her naked and her tits are big, no bra magic or bullshit