Alita: Battle Angel discussion
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comfy
wholesome posting
im gonna scream
every day, every post, closer to #999. We will have our sequels.
Hello new bread. Please be healed by Arita, Queen of Hearts.
>are you okay, user?
>do you need a hug?
999 Will be a crazy thread.
>Got plans for tonight user?
>I'm doing it for us, remember? You can't miss it!
Am i the only one who thought she sounded like a 15 year old lindsay lohan right there?
Does she have a pussy or no?
I think this movie SUCKSS
>That's none of your business, user
Breeeeepost
>n-no b-but what if we hang out or something?
Lindsay Lohan has a pretty raspy voice so I guess that fits.
it'll probably be like #99 of /abag/. Filled with shit posting and over in under an hour but it will still be a blessed day.
To think this would actually happen if they got their dirty hands on this property.
>completely wipes out Japan and much of asia and ensures that few asians can survive the apocalypse
What did Kishiro mean by this? Was he going through an edgy self-hating phase?
>Uh, sure
>Just bring me some chocolate please
Zapan! You’re no good!
he knew they have no souls
No? Same reason when the US writes and apocalypse story the meteor hits the US usually.
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Unironically maybe. He may have been lashing out at Japanese and Asian society. Some people think LO has elements of Kishiro expressing his unhappiness about mangaka being looked down on in Japan when they're adults, and how he'd lost his family's respect and been abandoned by them for wanting to continue being a mangaka.
it's always cool being part of a dying race.
Where the poncho Alitas at?
I'm not sure why she keeps attacking the dude after he's beheaded
the move is cool as fuck though
Inxcel will destroy Japan and Korea by making everyone NEETs
>huglo...
>jackin off cuhnborgs...
Same reason people push furniture in the way when being chased.
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>I brought your chocolate
>D-do you like flowers too?
To quote Alita, "fuck your sequels!"
if that's the case that's very sad but I'm glad he got some vindication from JC. It must feel nice knowing a man like JC empathized with that vision and passion.
Imagine if we’re still at it when the post counter is approaching 999999999.
>For me?! Yes!
to be a roadblock for the other assassins I'm guessing.
o7 thanks Todd
Just wait until 9999
>edgy self-hating phase
you tell me, man
that was my best I guess
the fact she's jumping over after is probably to emphasize that point
what the other guy said. shes making sure the guys body lands as a block for the peeps behind her.its confusing cus she kicks him back into standing position first but i guess its cus shes such a badass she can do it that complicated.
also does anyone know if blue and red wingman were just a couple of twinned freaks or are they standard motorball positions?
>no girl will bring YOU flowers
ass you say?
kissu?
no bluray torrent yet?
Is the sequel going to be entirely motorball?
SHE'S TRICKING YOU! DON'T!
>Wow user!
>I'm seeing someone you know, we can't
I don't recall there being anything standard about motorball in the manga. It seemed like anything could work within a few regulations
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I'm doing the barfight/underworld fight next
this pic just really drives home how fucking cool that first scene of motorball was. The way the music drops in and the utter brutality of it. I could've watched a good 10 minutes of it. Either in that first scene or preferably when Alita plays. It's just so cool looking.
hell yeah dude. did you find the music for it or are you doing the Benny Hill theme like I suggested? lol
NO
>I'm sneaking out tonight, Ido won't know a thing
>How many anons are joining me?
also that fucking Buzz pic makes me laugh more than it should
>can tell the exact date i first watched the movie and started browsing /Alita/ because all my saved pictures on my phone and computer suddenly become pictures of /ourgirl/ and nothing else
I'm driving us in this let's GO
Before and after the healing
.. more like.. alita: battle gf
Alita gangbang?
Sure
>Nice
I hope not, but I doubt they will just sideline the whole I WANT TO FUCKING KILL NOVA plot line to just have some weird standout motorball themed movie, but I'm guessing it will take up a bit of the movie.
think I will do the benny hill theme, that's such a hilarious idea
>...
>I just want to hang out at Kansas user... don't get any funny ideas
I'm guessing at least 1/3 of the movie will be Motorball, just during the first half. And if Jim had a trilogy in mind I doubt he'll die in the sequel.
I lost my virginity at 24 and was absolutely terrified of girls when I was a teenager so this movie triggers the absolute shit out of me
I've seen it 19 times basically out of pure masochism
user let’s go eat
> user I’m starving. I must feast. I have to suck you dry
my other ride inna shop but the Mastodon can fit a big /alita/ party so we good.
I'm happy I could contribute somehow.
>sukku
>You're not sucking anyone young lady
How far away are some you from being Deckmen, seriously? Giving up your humanity because you can't stand the burden of thought and because you find your body inconvenient and because you never had any ambitions of being anything except a nice obedient robot that didn't make anyone upset?
I'm glad they're back
>in film criticism's world of two extremes, where would you rather post: twitter or Yea Forums?
>Ready
I would gladly augment myself with mecha-dendrites. My dong and balls, face and hair would remain. Yes this sounds like Zapan but honestly he did the cyborg thing right. I would replace my eyes though. I want those Illusive Man cybernetics.
This user asks deep questions.
I wouldn't want to be trapped in my own mind like they are though.
>What do we have here
Alita: Battle Angel DVD and Blu-ray release date is estimated for May 2019 and available on Digital HD from Amazon Video and iTunes is estimated for May 2019.
Yea Forums of course, but if we want to raise the popularity of the movie, we need to venture to shitholes like twitter. It's a necessary evil. That's why I would urge everyone to make comments and posts about Alita on social media.
Never if you post pics like that, user.
Nice OC fren
>It's a necessary evil.
Agreed. I made a twitter dedicated for it and have been using it purely to be interactive with official outlets and bigger name users. It's a metric unfortunately that seems to work for corporations. I've noticed a huge surge in Alita-official accounts getting a lot more likes on individual posts. That shit does not get overlooked, frens.
I know this gets memed a lot but you’re just like me user
it's not mine and it's somewhat old iirc. More reason we don't deserve based-China Alitabros.
ignore the gangbang post, Ido. The Principia Belicosa does not permit what he says.
Getting rid of this mindset can only improve quality of life, I think.
I 100% would, and this as well
Dang I thought it was a serious question.
boop
I live only for her nutrition
This is so beautiful.
Requesting an edit with the PS1 game on the screen
This OC deserves some OC as a response.
Have this failed K design.
Have sex.
the pic or my post? lol. I think the pic is more pretty. I wish there were more watercolor pieces from fanart.
This is the fate of K, the eternal boop.
I'm so lonely and horny and I want to hug Alita FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
based satan trips of truth
but user I've had a lot of sex before. Stop projecting.
added the rumbling ps1 remote
The pic. Your post a shit, user
jk, i wuv you
LOL
Imagine if Jimbo saw this pic, what would he think?
>H-horny?
>I was going to hug you user, but, I think I'll leave
This is SO good!
Who made this?
I feel like this pic would be comfier with pic related.
FUCK YOU THEN
wait nevermind
Requesting more faceapp pictures of our girl
>Rosa
Fucking slut rub my hard cock
As long as Blondita stays dead, sure
>Waaaak! Waak! Waaaaaaaaaak!
>had
I believe it.
>IDOOOOO
>He used past tense!
I mean, do you think people should be fucking RIGHT NOW before they post or...?
sorry does this make you feel better?
Have sex
Nice but I meant the PS1 Alita game user was emulating
I went from ~100 images in my download folder to 500+ because of these threads..
Rosa (and Alita by proxy) is so LEWD
NOOOOOOOO
BE GONE
I'm sorry rando user, I guess not having sex while posting on /alita/ is LITERALLY BIG GAY HAHA I'M A HUGE FAG LOL I feel sorry for you never knowing a woman's touch or affection but not really.
Does masturbation count?
Not thinking of Alita, of course.
>My movie made $400 mil... you promised you'd let me go. C-can I go h-home now? I don't want to play "that" game anymore...
>I see you like MGS too
>not until I break even cum whore
you can crank it to Rosa. She knows the deal but Alita is wholesome.
very cute, here, have another variant. Might make the GC situation more happy.
Have sex
no u
Reminder, there's a slower paced Alita thread on /m/. Come there if you're interesting in discussing Alita beyond the movie.
Fucking owned holy shit.
my favorite part of /alita/ is how quickly we're able to turn shitposters on their heads.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
based
I feel like a slave doing so many edits of the same oc
Hot.
Stay in your containment thread, incel
>Don't worry, I'm watching her.
based dubs proving your efforts are not in vain, user. You do it for ourgirl. Anons like you are the lifeblood of /alita/. Here's a big payment for your efforts, fren.
She has a heart, what more could you ask for?
Well, user, you're not wrong!
A pussy but I guess her mouth will work just fine.
A working vagina
Do NOT lewd the Queen of Hearts.
>be me
>go out to le ciné
>Cute girl selling tickets cocks her head at me
>”Hi?”
>”uhhh, one for Battle Angel Alita, please.” *smiles
She hold the mic on her earphone.
>”Ok sir, ONE for Alita”
>Hear the screech of a falcon and fall to my knees shielding my head
>everyone is staring at me
>the scream was from the Madea Family Funeral trailer playing in the lobby.
Edits that don't come from a fucking rip
based and wholesome
>not automated ticketing
what kind of paradise do you live user
>tfw that's all people want in a partner.
It's hard to tell during the movie but if you pause the webm and look at the first frame...
GODDAMN DOES ALITA HAVE AN ASS.
Her love
Rosa is proportionally thick and very curvy
this guy:
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I freaking love it. I don't have much time to dabble in editors so im dependent on anons like you for OC.
Alita is based off Rosa and Rosa has a thicc butt so...
Just checked it out:
>Jerome
Don't tell me you people even have your own dedicated boogieman too.
Okay, I LOL'd
oh shit thanks for the zalem shekels
You can almost imagine the conversation for this scene.
>RobRod: Okay, Rosa. Thanks for your part. We're bringing in the stunt double now.
>Rosa: Excuse me? Fuck that. I'm doing the stunts.
>RobRod: Rosa, seriously, we--
>she kicks his gigachad ass to the ground and stands over him with a foot on his chest
>RobRod: O-okay, you can do the stunts.
>based Cameron sails by, with a thumbs up
Too bad you can't HAVE SEX with her
>Never ever gonna happen
whydoIhaveaBoner.png
>Rosa is the only one crazier about shooting a film than RobRod
You're not forgetting me already, right?
>Crew: We're tired! Some of us died! Let us go home!
>Rodriguez: NOT UNTIL WE'RE FINISHED SHOOTING!
>Rodriguez: Okay, I think that's all for tod--
>Rosa: WHERE THE FUCK YOU GUYS THINK *YOU'RE* GOING?!
Welp, i forgot to post this
New song out
>soundcloud.com
First multitrack recording, think i'll stick to acoustic though, more folky that way
Never. I love you.
Our threads are dedicated to you, Alita.
Based wholesome post
Make that foot over face and we got a deal
Acoustic could sound better if you're able to play in time.
The 'Crazy Director RobRod' meme always gets me. Someone have the pic of that screencap of the 'day in a life of shooting' thing?
Based wholesome post recognition poster
>RobRod: Okay, Rosa. Thanks for your part. We're bringing in the stunt double now.
>Rosa: Excuse me? Fuck that. I'm doing the stunts.
>RobRod: Rosa, seriously, we--
>she kicks his gigachad ass to the ground and stands over him with a foot on his face
>RobRod: Ommfph, hmm hrmmm rrrmmmph mph.
>based Cameron sails by, with a thumbs up
yeah, only using audacity, was hard syncing tracks
Oh, thaaaat guy. I love his work! Is he a regular /ALITA/ lurker or are we getting it all from secondhand sources?
secondhand sources
The acoustics are in time for the rest of his tracks
Come onnnn. We were just talking about and showing pics of Beatrix Kiddo from Kill Bill just the other day. And at the EXACT same time, out of the blue, out of all the characters he could've mashed with Alita, he picked Beatrix, on the SAME DAY? That's more than a coincidence.
What does /ALITA/ think of ghost in the shell? Never watched it. Is it any good?
What animes and anime adaptations would you recommend that are similar to /ourgirl/?
Look up the invention of calculus.
I'm sorry you've listened to them
it is complete fucking trash that made me like the GiTS universe less for a good couple months after I watched it
also fuck you for reminding me it exists
What's going on here?
I want her to punch me.
It's not good. Anime adaptations, can't think of any... animes, I always recommend the old ones, before the moe shit.
Angel Cop, Wicked City, Parasite Dolls etc.
Why doesn't gits get shitposted 24/7? It's not like it was much worse than alita. Are alita fans just loli pervs?
Huh, Alita's body is just like hers after all.
>Why doesn't gits get shitposted 24/7?
because it was hot garbage and alita wasn't complete trash by comparison
Hahahahaha!
Thank you! Always get a hearty laugh from this.
>you want water? No water until we get it right
BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>several crew, delirious from lack of sleep and water, accidentally load the set guns with live ammo
>set guns
>for a movie with no guns
The fucking mad lad, lol.
Ikr LMAO. Can you imagine how absurd that would be?
>It's not like it was much worse than alita
Except it was? It was very mediocre, nothing stood out as good. Even if you don't like Alita you can't disagree that Alita had best to date visuals and amazing fight choreography. Just based on this Alita is better than Gits. Imo Alita is better in pretty much all other departments, but it's more subjective.
>I've got something special for you, Hugo...
Looks like that shitty VR movie
>Wow, thanks Ali! Now we can both go to Zalem!
Sauce on this? I was the one speculating a while ago about how Kishiro's health problem may have been depression and he said it had to do with other people whose privacy he wouldn't violate so I thought it was his family. Is there any more concrete info?
muh dream
I'm just saying it deserves a hundred or so generals compared to the attention you're giving Alita, which I surmise is because you're all pedophiles.
go see the movie though user
I watched it online because I didn't think it was worth the money. Thankfully you spergs shelled out a couple hundred on tickets so it didn't really matter.
Describe any two scenes in detail.
Doc swinging his retarded rocket scythe ankle style at the WARRIOR HUNTERS or whatever retarded name they had. Scissor feet with the photoshopped face sliding off the wall.
Really average movie as far as entertainment. Not even up to par with capeshit which is saying a lot.
>literally posts memes he saw on /alita/
Clever(?) girl.
Yeah, that's from the trailer, and I said describe TWO scenes.
Also, those are assassin cyborgs, not Hunter-Warriors.
You never fucking saw this movie.
>warrior hunters
Can't even get one thing right.
>does combat routines in the mirror
huh, she really must be a 4channer after all
we need more comfypost/alita edits.
I'm not gonna go through 400 shitposting generals to find out what you retards haven't posted. The movie is just OKAY. I really don't see the appeal besides literal incels drooling over cgi women.
Also why was I warned for posting a Pepe "without text." this whole fucking thread is the same shot reposted every ten minutes without text accompanying it.
Confirmed Jannies and mods are pedophiles LMAO.
I'm hoping someone does an edit of this pf something to do with being healed by arita.
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Not an argument.
It's so obvious it's not even amusing. I don't mind it if people didn't like the movie or don't understand the appeal but I wish they'd actually watch the movie before trying to shit on it.
hmm
Last night i Ido your Deckman
Last night I hammered your ????
GAY JAP CAPESHIT FOR FAGGOTS
Based "confused about lewd" poster.
How much of a brainlet do you have to be to think someone hasn't seen the movie because the scene was too memorable.
??? = "Deck" man.
shit movie
That was hardly the most memorable scene if you had actually seen the movie.
Fuck off, (you) poster.
I didn't say it was >most memorable you absolute brainlet.
I agree it was a shit movie. I hate capeshit.
My source was your post, and a forum post I saw elsewhere, but I can't find it.
based "shit movie" poster
I'm just hiding them now.
I'm sorry, Alita.
What's honestly left to talk about with this movie. You could have a thread for every minute of the movie and talk about it three times. Even sneed posters are higher iq
Fantastic post, bravo
It's too bad there isn't a website dedicated to single topics where you can upvote your posts and have mods ban people who disagree with you
Based (upvoted)
You know he's going to be mad after this one.
based
C U T E
Hey guys what did you think of that part where Alita shit movie
extremely C U T E
last night i hunted your deckman?
Hide post
credit to where credit is due; this was a truly stealth shitpost.
How is this in any way capeshit
I do hammer'd your deck, man.
How is it not? It's a comic book superhero movie?
Did Hugo ever truly, selflessly love Alita?
I used to think that later in the movie his feelings for her had changed to genuine love, but I came to realize he was still using her, just in a different way. Before he'd been using her as a means of getting more credits. Now he was using her to get him out of trouble. /ourgirl/ deserves better.
maybe not at first. He kept his heart closed off at first but eventually yes, he did love her fully. Yugo however, was completely a selfish prick.
You know it only hides posts for yourself? You know the only reason you hid it is because you reddit? Are you okay, user? Do you have special needs?
>Would you like to take a survey?
>Do you eat oranges?
>Would you like to see a new movie starring Christoph Waltz?
>Do you eat oranges with Christoph Waltz?
I post "Hide post" and you might have noticed others respond to you much less.
Because I don't post "Hide post" for (You), but for them.
also, he never used her for credits. Even when she offered he turned her down. Yugo however, never discouraged it.
Yeah, his guilt made him more sympathetic but guilt isn't love, either. He was still kind of scummy, because his actions put her in danger and he did nothing to slow it down.
Not even when he was trying to talk her into pro motorball? He was talking about her being able to earn tons of credits that way.
Well, he nearly had the credits he needed to go. I interpreted that scene as he was trying to find a way for her to go with him.
Y'all are really gonna sit here twisting Hugo into some giant villain while doing everything you can to make excuses for Zapan and pretend he did nothing wrong
It's Saturday user, why are you here?
I think so, once he decided to step away from jacking. You could argue he just found a cleaner way of making credits through Alita's Motorball career, but that's a pretty cynical read.
No? They're both shitheels.
But one of them wasn't a hypocrite.
Hugo never asked or accepted help from Alita regarding his goals. He did bad things and felt guilt over them (which adds to his complexity) but he didn't affect Alita until the end and even then, that was less his fault and arguably more Alita's for making Zapan her enemy. also I'm not trying to shit on you views, fren, I'm ecstatic to have this kind of debate about the movie
Zapan did nothing wrong and Yugo is a fag shut up VA
Only new frens need the
>hide post
Tip. If you've been here long enough you should know the tricks or have a thick skin
Zapan was a shitheel.
Hugo started bad but quickly got redemption. He never did wrong by Alita.
Yugo is awful, sure, but Hugo's great.
Zapan is a bitch
no u
Is that why you said hide post in spoiler :^)
no.
the dialogue in the bedroom scene confirms it (even if the actor didn't convey it well): he doesn't want Alita to give him everything (the heart) because he doesn't feel he deserves it. "no matter how good you think they are.." is referring in part to HIM. he knows that his #1 goal is Zalem, not Alita. he is seeing that Alita's #1 goal is, well, Hugo.
at the very end, he says "thank you for saving me," which means, "thanks for making me realize life isn't just about Zalem," which is weird, because he literally was about to ditch Alita for Zalem until 2 minutes earlier. she convinces him to stay with "together...!"
those are my thoughts, thanks for coming to my ted talk
this user gets it
His actions resulted in her getting ripped to pieces, though, and he never told her or apologized for it.
>1 minute apart
How can you possibly blame him for that? none of the things he did was responsible for that happening
DE-FUCKING-LET
Just post the full picture
idk how you could be more wrong. He never encouraged her to become a HW and discouraged her messing with real HWs. Alita's successes and failures fall squarely on herself.
>Would you like to see Christoph Waltz eating oranges in a movie?
>Do you eat oranges at Christoph Waltz movies?
>Would you like to see Christoph Waltz in an orange-eating movie?
>Do you and Christoph Waltz watch movies together?
Not an argument LMAO
>I kissed your little Hugo multiple times, cuck
What? He worked directly for the criminals involved in upgrading Grew, never came clean about it, and THEN continued working with them and even INVITED ALITA into the Motorball league at their suggestion.
After it was clear Grew was targeting her.
He should have known she was being targeted by then, but he was so blinded by his selfishness he threw her in harm's way.
You need to charge your phone
>he knows how to use airplane mode
New bread
I'm the other guy and mine is at 13%
Coincidence.jpg
Man no wonder he loved the movie so much
i dont think he knew about Grewishka working for Vector and Charin
exposed
This is actually exactly the same for me phonewise
How could he not? He saw the grind cutters on Grew in the bar.
Joke's on you, I think they're wonderful together and I'm happy for them.
I love my waifu. I'd date Hugo or Alita, but neither of them is my Love
He had no idea that his work was responsible for Gru's upgrade until it was too late. Even then it's a tenuous connection, he probably figured Chiren sold the grind cutters and Gru picked em up.
>never came clean about it
he didn't know about Grew
>INVITED ALITA into the Motorball league at their suggestion.
At Vector's suggestion. Whom again, he didn't know had an interest in assassinating Alita.
>He should have known she was being targeted by then, but he was so blinded by his selfishness he threw her in harm's way.
Save this shit for Yugo who actually deserves your vitriol.
That's like saying you're not responsible for the accident but you only put 4 out of 5 lugnuts on the wheel you changed.
I knew you'd say that
it's the truth