If I looked like this guy, all of my problems would be gone

If I looked like this guy, all of my problems would be gone...

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you wanna be norword 2.5?

he had a metal bar installed in his chest to fix his pectus excavatum

Yeah, well, you don't.

covered in cum?

but he doesn't have your great personality OP

>wanna be bald

t. monkeys

i would let him cum in me

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can i have a metal bar installed in my dick

Some people look like this and are still depressed as fuck.

>if all my problems were gone, I would look like this guy
FTFY

norwood 2s look fine on men, i don't mind them at all

t. woman

You mean covered in cum?

just buy a dildo and glue it on

theres actually hollow dildos that dicklets can wear on their peener. a..a friend told me about them

post feet

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>let

Nobody cares about this guy. Why he got recasted in altered carbon

Michael B Jordan is the sex symbol among while women today

>people still think like this in 2019
You need PUA in your life boi.

there are also bionic penises

So start lifting weights

What if your problem was looking like that guy?

If I looked like this guy, all of my problems would be gone...

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What if that guy had aids and cancer?