One will kill you, the others will try to murder you

One will kill you, the others will try to murder you...

Choose wisely!

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>One will kill you, the others will try to murder you...

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I will pick either Jason or Michael. Both of them tend to kill their victims rather quickly, so not only will I not suffer all that much, I'll also be in the ground before the others can male their move. Checkmate.

>one will kill you, the others will kill you more

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if I get killed by a hellraiser do I become a hellraiser?

You'd become a dickraiser, hottie.

Awww...
Not really. Get a room, there's families here.

I want to eat dat ass leatherface-style.

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How the fuck is Chucky even conceivably a threat to anyone?

He's made of plastic and weighs about 1lb and is 12" or so tall, you could just kick him across the fucking room and then stomp him to pieces.

What a load of bullshit!

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Ghostface is just a guy
Just stay aware and carry a weapon with a longer range than a knife.

Wtf? Are you retarded OP?

This is the same thing I been saying

Ghostface vs Chucky would be a good fight.

Throw in an incel with an ar15 and he murders all of them

Have you ever seen a Chucky movie? It happens multiple times in each of them, he only sneak attacks

>Michael
+pops up without warning, so less time to be afraid
+superhuman strength, so probably less suffering
-it’s gonna be a really spooky, uncomfortable few seconds when he grabs you
>Freddy
-dreamfucks you
-there are no positives
>Jason
+superhuman strength, so it’ll be quick
-it’ll be even more brutal than Michael
>Ghostface
+just a guy in a mask
-getting stabbed still hurts
-probably not quick
>Pinhead
-The worst torture imaginable forever.
+you might eventually like it
+you might eventually become something like Pinhead
>Chuckie
+just a doll
+can’t I just kick him or something?
-OP specified he does kill you
>he’s short enough that he’s probably gonna have to stab you in the dick

I’m going with big Mike.

One will kill you, other 2 will protect you.

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How do you end up a Centobite vs some bastard that gets tortured for eternity.

Shit, meant other way around, one protect you, other 2 will kill you.

One will protect you, the others are hunting you down.
Choose wisely

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I choose having a threesome with Michael and Jason