Soy Wars: Rise of the Cis

Holy shit

Retcon of the JJ

youtu.be/0ug2DOoxJ1g

what a pathetic fagogot

just get a king sized unless it's literally impossible at the hotel

This is fake. It's a photoshopped image of some beta reacting to another movie, but with scenes of the Episode IX trailer pasted over it.

>2.3k dislikes
Nice. Keep it going, and remember to use Adblock.

>it's not my fault I'm a cuck
>t. cuck

watch the full video user posted

>lol hey everyone let's attack this guy's personal life just because he posted a video we deem embarrassing

>lying on the internet

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I wish I could attack his person, his personal life is the next best thing.

>TheEricButts
>on vacation with his wife, but sleeps in a separate bed
>filled with s o y
>phoned in reaction
>fake crying
>dat dislike ratio
>those comments
Fucking kek!

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you're not 6'5 wide you cuck

SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

Fuck what a catch

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>7" height difference
user, many kings of manlets have a greater difference than that between them and their gf. You can't use that excuse when you go for an amazon.

Kek. I needed a good laugh. Thx lads!

>barely gets much views
>stuck at 15k subs
>owns a Switch
>admitted his wife buys him stuff
>ear-raping voice
It's like the joke writes itself.

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It's not Eric

You should care because this is what the society you live in is coming to

no i didn't notice that
why would i notice, or care about that

whats his deal

OH NO NO NO

>all those dislikes and shit talking
>still hasn't disabled comments

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>reposting comments from youtube for their entertainment value
I want you to die.

>those top comments

holy shit, Yea Forums has reach these days.. this is no niche site what the fuck actually kind of scary

No u

Funniest bit is at 3:40 when the universe laughs at him for being the poster manchild of onions children, but he thinks it's coming from the trailer.

>just booked a hotel with 2 beds for vacaycay
>just unpacked and pawg wife is gettin ready at the spa next door
>feelin gr8 about to go bbc huntin with the wife at the beach
>new söy wars trailer hits holy shit can it get any better
>feelin so FUCKIN good start cryin mid trailer
>tfw ywn kno this euphoric bliss
I wish I could get that excited over fucking anything, really. I'm jealous not gonna lie

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Oh fuck off, only thing worse than these cringey videos is the people who feel the need to mass bully. You guys are cunts.

I think there's room in our cinema to let go of this stuff, to stop using subtext and innuendo, and to speak frankly about black male superiority. Their testosterone, their huge cocks, their alpha demeanor. All this must be explored in the open, and I think that will release a lot of the pressure that's been building in society, where weak and soft white men are forced to live alongside them.

I think we're working toward a cinema where black male sexual superiority is acknowledged. I look for JJ Abrams to make progress in this area.

I honestly can't tell if this is fake or real.

reminder that this guy has a wife, friends, a job and a hobby he cares about
you guys have nothing. sad!

Bullies are necessary, weak men need to be put in their place.

He has his wife's 'freinds'

this guy is genuinely happy

what is wrong with you people

are you just psychopaths that lack empathy or do you all have aspergers or something

m.youtube.com/watch?v=-OCRKbweLYM
he even has a switch unboxing video this is too good

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Cry more, Eric.

Eric Butts. You can help him.
youtube.com/watch?v=IuIZFhaB2JQ

Backstory:
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it's real, you can tell from his eyes. if you've ever gone to any sort of nerdcon then you know that people like this really do exist

STOP BULLYING HIM Yea Forums
CAN'T YOU LET ANYONE BE HAPPY

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You keep posting
Nobody cares, he brought it on himself, and all he needs to do is disable comments and not visit Yea Forums, voila, bullying solved.
Go whine on the star wars subreddit you fucking pussy.

You can help him.

You guys don't watch James Youiverse anymore?

>le ebin falseflag
the absolute state of alt-incels

>127 views

this is sad

what a loser faggot

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You're the guy aren't u? Lmao dude Star Wars is gay

caught the samefag

>we live in a society

Shut the fuck up youre not any better than some faggot crying over a shit movie trailer

he's taking it better than I would.

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Guys this dude is a total faggot but ur just exposing ur underage by not knowing 2 beds costs the same as 1.

It's called raiding but yes you also right this site is infested with normalfags.

Not always, but sometimes when you use those sites like travelocity or whatever you can't really choose your room and you take what you can get.
Be a source of good, this man needs help. Free Butts.

Kek, I guess Tyrone needed the extra space

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So is this the face of the people who call you a bigot and an incel for not liking TLJ?

>replies to one post
I've posted twice in this thread not including this one, find the other one retard.

>Not always

Literally almost always. Like over 90% of the time. Also most couples choose 2 beds because everyone wants an excuse to not fucking wrestle with blankets. I dont even know why I'm explaining this.

No such thing as bad attention. Remember Rebecca Black's Friday became one of the most watched videos on the internets due to Yea Forums's attention?

>not always
>yeah, you're right, but you're still retarded
Ok, bro.

is there any possible scenario where this behavior is not embarrassing? also the point is he could have recorded his reaction, played it back and went "holy shit this is cringy as fuck, i can't upload this". but in his little pea sized brain he thought this was okay to upload. obviously people are allowed to have emotions, but expressing them is one thing and recording it and posting it online for everyone to see is another.

As evil as it is to say, you're right.

>Literally almost always. Like over 90% of the time. Also most couples choose 2 beds because everyone wants an excuse to not fucking wrestle with blankets. I dont even know why I'm explaining this.
You're a cuck lol. I always share a bed with my GF.

it's cool he is into something this passionately. The tears seem genuine. but damn dude. why don't you use that passion and create your own stuff.
desu now this seems slightly "forced" .

I never said you were retarded. I'm saying the guy is a huge faggot and probably a cuck but you only lower yourself and show your fucking underage but acting like the bed thing is remotely evidence of everything.

Most people don't count a body pillow as a GF.

You are talking out of your ass

Under-aged comment.

We fuck on the floor, sofa, in the bath room, against the front door, but sleep on those super comfy beds.

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>Most people don't count a body pillow as a GF.
Nice cope you absolute cuck. Do as you're told and get in the single bed!

maybe it was their only option when booking

Oh man you with the comebacks! It's hot in here I got roasted so hard.

Nah, not unless the hotel my friend managed in hawaii gets nothing but cucks. Maybe that was the lurking variable!

I think I only shed a tear two times in my life because a piece of media. One when Theoden is at the grave of his son (kinda strange I was sadder when I was an adult than when I was a child.), and Logan's death.

I book all the time with my wife a room for two and they often give us two beds. It's probably just a cheap hotel. Funny comment though.

This is peak cringe

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You are one of those weak men, so you would know.

for me, it's the end of Ghost

>It's hot in here I got roasted so hard.
Hotter than your single bed while your GF is getting spit roasted by tyrone and deshawn

>spit roasted

Shouldn't you be on /r9k/?

Ugh fuck this guy we fucking deserve death. Fuck the spics and shitskins and mudslimes are going to kill us all and we fucking deserve it.

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>wife

Not much of a marriage if they sleep in separate beds.

My only hope for this movie is that they pull the g'old theory that Kylo is the actual hero, since he is the only confirmed Skywalker who is still alive.

>cuck porn obsession
cringe

Cheers. my sides just died.

peak onions

Another single bedder

I only get tears when its a dog movie. Nothing hits me harder than dog movies. In the stupid ones. If the dog dies in the end I feel like crying. Of course I'm not a fag and hold it, but fucking hell.

holy shit lol.

i sleep in a big bed with my wife

oh nonononono

Early and often
Could have saved this cuck

What a guy

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Why so serious

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But where does the bull sleep?

Real chads share a bed and then roll over when it's time to sleep

he's actually replying LOL

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Fuck off Eric.

>she up at the spa

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HAHAHA

>mfw people getting excited again

It just proves your average person is simply not a learning animal.

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>shows LucasFilm logo
>ragged breathing, tears welling up
what in the fuck

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>i miss the old Yea Forums before pol destroyed everything
>OMFG stop trolling this person
did you ever realized that you /antifun are the problem with Yea Forums

Oh I think he'll be too busy to sleep.

Moronic comment. Most hotel rooms have two double size beds. King size beds often cost extra. Usually when my wife and I travel, we sleep in one bed and use the other one for sex. That way the sheets aren’t all sweaty and nasty at night.

>expose yourself to the internet with an embarrassingly display of fake emotions towards a children's movie
>expect not to get roasted in all fronts, personal life included

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Just your average soiwars fan.

In the president suite, where his wife spends most of the time.

But in all honesty, his wife is probably so dogfaced no bull would even want to touch her.

This HAS to be satire, I literally will not believe otherwise.

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wow what a chad, good thing he's a heavy sleeper because her boyfriend tends to groan quite loud when he comes

Yeah don't bother. Thread is full of literal KHHVs. They don't know what coupling is if it doesn't look like their animus.

COPE

I couldn't make it past the part where he started coughing out of excitement while flailing his arms around

You're a NEET living alone somewhere.

He did it to himself.

Damn she really got roughed up

stop cacring about others

Give the bull my warm regards

There is potential here

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With reasoning like this I bet they have separate beds at home too.

That is one happy man, I hope Disney's paying him well

how does the wife of someone like this look, Yea Forums?
I mean this guy is overwhelmingly ugly. I would go as far as to say he's repulsive... especially with those AIDS marks on his face, his deformed ears, lack of chin and Jap-tier teeth.
What woman looks at that and say "yep, that's what I want for the rest of my life"

>it's another "incel makes a thinly veiled off-topic thread" thread

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I think that's the point he's trying to excuse

wow with those deduction skills you must have made it far in life

Eric Butt of the joke.

I've thought about these sorts of people and reactions, and while I wouldn't take their excitement away for something they enjoy I also begin to wonder how emotionally attached you have to get to this level, perhaps their lifes are so mundane that this is their escapism. I've seen artists working in the industry celebrating the fact that they had an opportunity to work in these big comercial films, and I understand their perspective of being happy when they see all of their hard work on the screen, getting awards, or even being nominated, yet I wonder if that clouds their critical judgement.

At this point I think people are just happy that they are getting more movies/series, and they just don't question it.

Have sex.

>how does the wife of someone like this look, Yea Forums?

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I'd like to see how his wife looks like. I bet it's something like pic related where's she just in for whatever monetary benefits he can give.

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>Making fun of mentally ill people

Why do i feel like this place sometimes is filled with insecure bullied kids that like to take out their frustrations on these people?
Acquire a partner and have intercourse with them.

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She's either a gross landwhale at or below his level who feels lucky to have him OR he's rich and she's mildly attractive and definitely cheating. One or the other.

idk how you can unironically cry to the trailer, like I legit would laugh my ass off if I witnessed someone crying to that shit and unironically call themselves a SW fan

Honestly I think these threads are more about zoomers justifying and supporting their shitty power matrix of entertainment. Yes OP and all the people that demonstrably lack knowledge of long term relationships in ITT are likely incels. But they mainly deflect from the point that this reaction is likely fake because all they have is their shitty youtube and social media and they need this stuff to be genuine to give their lives meaning. There is no scourge to go to war with on your keyboard if you accept 99% people aren't on these extremes and that most extreme shit is intentionally sensationalist.

yeah that's what you get for being a overgrown retarded manchild

Hello onions discord tranny

The wife has been posted in previous threads. She looks like his sister.

Is Mike the bull?

stfu kike shill and enjoy the laughs