/got/ general

>capeshit

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*blocks your path*
*absolutely mogs you*

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season 8 leak

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Reminder to watch Souten Kouro user!

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>early thread
Fucking why?

We need a fucking sticky for tommorrow, this is retarded.
BASED MODS PLEASE

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These are TWD-tier threads, good lord.

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really not much difference between the two at this point

>early thread
>last thread already reached 310

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Kinvara was blind to the true song of fire and ice.

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back in the days of bobby posting we'd hit the limit in 20 minutes tops

>he actually frequents TWD threads enough to know

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Who is /got/'s official choice.

Vote.

strawpoll.me/17809888

strawpoll.me/17809888

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Roz

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that was rare, but I will admit last season we had very fast thread, this time will be much faster

Was Roose Bolton a chubby chaser?

>practically confirmed that Winterfell falls to the NK in ep 1
>all dem Starks buried there
Who else hyped for Dead Ned's return?

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Out of all the young actors how did sweetrobin grow uo to be the most chad looking

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>implying you wouldn't

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Of course they'll sticky this shit. No one wants you retards to spam the whole board.

Chasin after that fat wallet

High test

>thread made and posted to old thread before bump limit
>not early thread
We see you faggot

No. Capeshit is literally a 6 year old's power fantasy. Much worst.

extended breastfeeding. works wonders

mommies milkers

Deaddard Stark

1. Winter is here
2. The rightful queen
3. Winterfell
4. Exodus
5. Ice and fire
6. A dream of spring

"You said back in the days that it would be alarming that if the show catched up with the books"

"_WEELLL HUM....."

youtube.com/watch?v=SjDentEr9c4

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you cant come back without a head. i dont think it works either if your brain has turned to fertilizer

and the last few seasons of got isnt? there are literal plot armor invincible superheroes on this show

you just want to reach a hand in and scoop each one out like fresh mozzarella

Post shittiest house sigils

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what? he.s fucking ugly

>implying we are interested in your crypto-/pol/ "pretty please vote for Trump 2020" threads

Azor decomposed

You're just going to keep posting this, aren't you Super Satan?

Stupid boogieman poster

Anons seen this wierdo's theories? Preston is crazy, but this guy is pothead freshman mythology class level of insane:

youtube.com/channel/UCXNXT2MxtKPhsBmhFWE6xsg/videos

You have low standards for 'chad looking'

Honestly i might just skip taking part in the live threads and just watch the show, post later.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Don't know what that means but I'm assuming you're a triggered racist /pol/fag now.

I thought there were 7 episodes

arryn and stark ar both really bad in grrms vision

the show actually made them way better

reminder, what bookfags hope for
>gurm has secretly finished both TWOW and ADOS and he's releasing them after the show
reality
>not a single page of TWOW has been written to date
>the sample chapters were all just leftover ADWD chapters

you already know who it is

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Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?

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You thought wrong

Yeah, I've tried doing the liveposting thing before and it just makes you unable to focus on either. Does HBO have commercial breaks? If so I can post during those.

KINGSLAYER GET IN HERE WERE TELLING BOAR STORIES

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jaime will save the world

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Anyone who really cared jumped ship to other fantasy series at this point. Does Preston even think the books are still coming?

Freecuck tourist detected

>Davos was as close to a smile as Jon had ever seen him.
>Kneel, and swear to the Lord Stannis, The One True King. Or you will be knelt.

Absolutely based.

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based

>GRRM stole from souten kouro once again
bravo baizuo

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The 7th episode is a secret 2 hour movie called The Return of the Rightful King (That Means Stannis You Fucking Shits)

LML is awesome

I wish the show gave Roose his signature pink cloak.

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I want to fuck the shit out of Cersei.

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Everyone.
Also, why was such a big deal made of the Twins being the only way to cross from North to South in season 1 yet that fact is never brought up again?

Just trying to start some actual lore based discussion

LML just sits there stoned surrounded by uggo's and ham beasts that worship him and mansplains the mythology of westeros in relation to real life mythology which anybody with a brain doesn't need him for.

is this shopped? the fuck, her mouth is huge

what a forward young man, my goodness

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i doubt she'd let you, user. I think she would prefer to fuck you with a strap-on

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where is Prestons book?

Real talk though. How is anyone supposed to like Robb? He was an unlikable little cunt who thought with his dick and was responsible for everything bad that happened to all of them.

You've gotten fat.

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lewl, out of my way tyrell fucking shits

Yea Forums is a and will always be a stannis the mannis board

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everyone does. She's the most alpha chad left on the whole show.

What's his endgame?

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Science.

there like 3 of you left but you samefag the most

he's still uploading videos about TWOW so I'm guessing he does

he was young and honor-bound, a tactical genius but a strategic halfwit. I liked him but the backstabbing nature of the game fucked him in the ass, just like ned. good character

Don't worry user. She's going to be the only main player left alive at the end of the show (i.e. GRR's "bittersweet" ending; humanity alive, but all the good guys on humanity's side dead, with Cersei left to rule).

Which one of you degenerates will be providing me with a bootleg stream tomorrow? filthycasuals?

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fuck off pol

>marrying for love = thinking with dick

What are we going to do after GOT?
There is nothing like this.
There is nothing even close.

CAREFUL NED, CAREFUL

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Im rooting for /ourguys/

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Oh, well that's good then. Carry on. I'm all for lore-based discussion instead of the shallow memes that get spammed.
I dunno, I'd have to really dig into the sigils again to find my worst one. House Blackbar might be a contender. Which is... a black bar.

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I'll ask again cause no one responded last thread. Which house has a cute fox in its flag. Thanks.

Will there be any streams besides bretty?

based

Obsessed

Imagine being a maester and wanting to get scientific progress on track at last but everyone around you is a scheming, inbred fuckwit who would burn down 20 great libraries just to spite a political rival.

a kingkiller chronicle series is inevitable

It is if you are fucking your whole plan up with it.

Racist.

>this is the final boss of the show
>some fucking ugly dyke who should’ve died seasons ago

Fuck this garbage ass show. The final villain should’ve been Euron or Tywin. Not this ugly bitch.

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Shitpost till we get our robert rebellion prequel

arent Freys the hobos of westeros tho

Tried to get into it and didn't like it.
Don't even know what it is about.
It's high-fantasy though, right?

Is he unironically /ourguy/?

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Waiting for based maario naharis poster

I miss his old actor.

I, for one, welcome a fantasy epic that's centered around a climatic showdown between three powerful women.
Because it's about time.

This dumb faggot is going to get btfo by the end of the 3rd or 4th episode.

I miss Meera.

GODS WHAT A STUPID MEME

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well the big battle is in 3rd episode so great foreseeing skills there

awww muh names the night king and im afraid of naked dragonglass

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>House Blackbar
>sigil is a black bar
BRAVO MARTIN

>hating on the only not cringe female on the show
user pls

Haha what the fuck i think youve beaten kettleblack, id be so unmotivatedand uninspired if i had to fight under that banner.

I dont know if its as lame as blackbar but this absolute clusterfuck of a sigil is awful

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>Stark Sisters will eventually win it all

How do you feel /got/?

GODS WHAT A STUPID MEME

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The white walkers are easily the most boring arc in the books/show. Petyr's ignominious, anticlimactic death was really a metaphor for GoT as a political drama giving way to le good vs evil

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Marrying for love after you made a vow = thinking with your dick.

Robb was in the middle of a war and he pissed away the strategic asset of the Frey alliance. Not only that, but vows are a big fucking deal in the story. People give Jaime shit for being a kingslayer even though the mad king was basically Hitler, Night's Watch deserters are killed on sight, and people shit on the Frey's for breaking guest rights. Robb basically did the same thing, whether it was for love or not, it was still wrong. And what's worse is that he's supposed to be a king and setting an example for his people. He even kills the Karstark for killing the Lannister kids because he's so keen on justice, but when it comes to his own shit, he's a total hypocrite.

cersei will win and she will kill both of them. she will behead arya just like her father, and the gregor will fuck sansa bloody

Good. Loved Arya and Sansa the most in the books.

>Hurr durr, you haters will watch it anyway.
I won't be watching this season. I'll just read the summary on wiki and watch Preston Jacobs episode reviews. Enough of this shit.

Reminder that you're trapped here with us, not the other way around

Yeah they're so based :')

I feel kinda sorry for bookfags desu. 8 years since the last book. What a joke.

Oh well this is a tv board. Who's excited for the new Preston vids. It's all I bother watching for now.

Some is okay, but there is no fucking way GRRM intends half the insane stuff this guy coughs out.
Ideas of Ice and Fire guy is okay, and In Deep Geek just for his voice.
Preston Jacobs is the King of the Autism we all bow before.

imagine still watching fucking asoiaf theory videos lmao

>high-fantasy
of sorts, everything is seen through the lens of the protag dictating his epic story. we don't know how much of it is legit. it takes a "scientific" approach on magic and we haven't seen much of the high powerlevels so I'd actually say it's low fantasy unless you believe all the unreliable narration. there is grittier/darker stuff but I feel like Rothfuss got forced to tone it down some

read books and wait TWOW ADOS

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Holy shit, did they just throw as many other House sigils on there to suck as many dicks as possible at once?

Hey
Seen you reply only now
>You're better off waiting for Late Night /got/ when all the shitposting kids are in bed.
Late night following with timeline? Murican one I suppose?
>Start a thread over on /high resolution/ I'd like to see them.
good idea, user
If you're still around, they're over here
There aren't that many of them to begin with, but hey at least I can post em

>watch Preston Jacobs episode reviews

Fuck that reddit shit. Watch /ourguys/ The Normies instead

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fuck off

This should be shopped with Costanza pushing kids out of the way to get away from a fire

that fucking eunuch did it

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>your noble house is a dad joke
top kek

Memes aside, is there any lore for Banefort? Just a vassal to the Westerlings?

>to suck as many dicks as possible at once?
Na, the founder got land because at a tourney he beat five knights of five noble houses, the broken lances and the defeated houses' sigils are there to signify that

you just KNOW

I think it's a nice piece of world building that there's at least one family in the story with an absolute shit taste for aesthetics. Like you would expect everyone to have a cool sigil, and then there's these fucking cunts ruining it for everyone.

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I'll be working tomorrow when the episode airs.I hate night shifts.

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Is this an actual house?

That really does seem like a new money-type gaudy thing to do lmao

>house blackbar
>Which is... a black bar.
the modern Tolkien, everybody

Arya is going to sneak past his entire army with the face of a whitewalker and stab him in the butt with her valyrian dagger and it's going to be the most anticlimatic ending one could imagine.

That would mean I have to sit through an entire episode of this shit. At least Preston knows what is wrong with this shitshow and makes fun of it.

He just wants to rediscover ancient earth technology lost from the destruction of the colony ship

A lot of streams will be re-running the episode right after, you might still be able to catch it. Otherwise you just have to wait a few hours before it gets uploaded online.

Jesus, how do you actually watch a show when you are that emotional? Are they all drunk?

>petty kings during the time of the first men (I suppose during the hundred kingdoms period)
>claim descendamce from hooded man (in their sigil)
>while they were kings they are known as Hooded King
>It is said at the time the Lannisters took 20 years to conquer them
>It is said they supported Tywin when he fought the Reynes

This.

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Theyre sworn to house arryn
>House Wydman derives from a tourney in which the founder of the house bested five knights from the Vale and the Westerlands.[3] The arms of the defeated, which are displayed above the five broken lances of the Wydmans, suggest Houses Redfort, Lynderly, Waynwood, Brax, and Lannister.
Explains why its so cheesy looking

>House Webber
>A spider's web
Bravo, Martin

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Keep an eye out for me on Ep.1 anons - I'm in the Battle of Winterfell

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They are 'reacting'
Which is a euphemism for acting

Might as well go to bed as soon as I get home and torrent it once I wake up.

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Nah they only react to the most important scenes

ELIA MARTELL

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>banefort
>hooded man
Absolute pottery

Avatarfagging is against the rules

>the tick is chosen to create a sigil

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cute
how old is he?

>House Wydman
>Wydman
>Wide Man
>Big Guy

He still uploads book content, but he knows the fat cunt is not going to end the series

Sorry, I'll stop doing it right now even though it was only for two posts.

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>Absolute pottery
The same way that if you follow what is known of the main houses' genealogy, you discover that once the Baratheon house gets extinguished, the legal heirs to the Stormlands ar House Crakehall, whose sigil is A FUCKING BOAR

Its not like he has much competition when compared to the likes of brans actor or rickon

and what about tommen?

Webber's pretty based. Spider theme, tossing people into moats, hot petite red heads

what is his fucking problem?

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CLEGANEBOWL CONFIRMED GET HYPE

She'd deepthroat your dick whole with a mouth that big

Do we see Jon grant the Dread Fort to a new House? I can't recall.

He will be back to declare an independent realm for all free men in the north

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Women are going to rule the seven kingdoms and there is nothing you can do about it.

Watching season season 7. Everyone’s face is bloated like they are on drugs

>Masie
>Sophie
>Kit
>Emilia

i didnt even realize that was stannis when i watched it

Qyburn will betray Cersei and Mountain will kill her problem.

HER TURN

sweetie there wont be a seven kingdoms to rule over

Why don't they just melt down all the Valyrian steel swords and create a Valyrian steel mecha?

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>nce the Baratheon house gets extinguished, the legal heirs to the Stormlands ar House Crakehall
Based on who's marriage?

Painful gigantism then he dies and then his problem is being a dead person.

cause they are, user.
and copious alcohol.

gee i wonder whats going to happen to kings landing

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I can hardly recognize him.

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Exactly, Dany will destroy the borders between all the kingdoms to truly make them into one. BASED SLAY QUEEN

the night king doesn't look like a woman to me

did you just assume his gender?

Yas night queen slaaaaay

Those Stark kids are bad apples. The Lannisters are old as shit but they look great.

>Winds of Winter
>She-Wolves of Winterfell
>A Dream of Spring
>The Village Hero
>At least 2 more Dunk & Egg stories.

He's not got enough time left, does he?

>D&D remembering shit from season 2
dis nigga

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Here
The Lannister marriage is unrelated to Tywin's family and seems to have no descendants

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well she did go beyond the wall last season

The fact that there are still people out there that deny this baffles me
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/44443064/#44444444
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/55555555/

They all look like shit. I don't understand why they couldn't have someone design some proper coats of arms. A noble house should have something like pic related, not a shitty drawing of some animal.

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>my orbiters all want to watch the season premiere
What are your experiences with orbiters? Have you ever been one? How do you get rid of orbiters?
I recently slept with one of my orbiters who has been orbiting me for about 2 years, since I felt kind of bad for her and she got new tits (while tasteless and ridiculous, I had no experience with fakes and was curious). However, it seems she thinks we’re going to get married now or something despite me telling her I’m not interested.

What do you call people who are really nice to you until they find out you don’t want to bang? I’ve been told they’re not considered to be a type of orbiter.

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bigoted much? yikes

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based john hancock poster

is it confirmed the final battle will be kings landing?

>NUMBERS

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Jon first president followed by Sam, with Stannis Jefferson grinding his teeth as he aids them

why did bobby commit genocide against the targs?
did he not know about his lineage?

one of the better epi's from last season
so many fucking memes

Which team has the best sigil?

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True he's a contender but also didnt start as young as bran and sweet robin

there weren't that many targs left during roberts rebellion

You call them people trying to get laid. Putting labels on every tiny little thing is for gays and lesbians.

The one with the green orca which i believe is Vancouver

You expect the people here to recognize NHL teams from thoses abstracts drawings?

And i like that Devils and Senators.

Greyjoy United

Okay now this is reddit

Fkorida Lannisters

>well, ackshually, the term "night king" is a common mistranslation. the original phrase in zombiespeak is "HUEARGHAARGHUERGH", and it's gender neutral. so the correct translation should be night king OR queen, sweetie.

checked.
manage the expectations, user. be blunt.
"we're just banging, not dating."

ebin

forgot pic

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Whichever one is the Islanders. The one with the anchor?

Yep, they're in alphabetic order. Right before is New Jersey and right after is New York Rangers.

>tfw you never got to experience the golden age of boarposting

>I kinda want Arya or Tyrion to win the iron throne haha :)
How do you respond?

I just remembered Hodor's canon story is that Bran went back in time and fried his brain while saying "hold the door". What an asspull.

Hey guys. I’m Joe from HBO. Here’s how the series is going to end.

>white walkers about to win
>a blond woman with a fat ass walks into the screen
>who in the seven hells is that
>it’s Lancel’s mum
>Lancel’s mum starts shaking her ass
>Night King hypnotized by her ass gyrations
>Lancel’s mum leads the Night King and his army back north of the wall
>everyone is saved

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His dick is too small to be a Chad

I'm surprised such a pro-wall show is even allowed on television.

ready for the return?

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Actually sweetie, GoT proved that walls don't work cause it got destroyed.

>Hillary cameo in the series finale

THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE, AND HER TITS

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this, but seriously

that fat ass is probably camped out in that seat right now

the nintendo ds

Cant me smaller than Nikolajs tho

that's the carolina hurricanes. It's a hurricane warning flag.

Top 10 guilty pleasure faps

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Tits don't count on a fat bitch

LET ME GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS

I'VE POSTED THIS MANY TIMES ON /GOT/ but I'll have to post it again.

Euron will be the Big Bad in the South, like how the White Walkers are the Big Bad in the North.

Jon and Daenerys will exhaust themselves in vanquishing the Night King, but then they will be soundly defeated by King Euron Greyjoy, the Iron King on the Iron Throne.

in the same fashion that William the Conqueror defeated Harold after the Norwegians distracted him

IN THE RECENT EPISODE THE MAESTERS REVEALED THAT THERE WAS A PROPHECY BY A MAN NAMED LODOS WHICH CLAIMED THAT THE "DROWNED GOD" WOULD DESTROY AEGON TARGARYEN

and what is Jon's real name...Aegon!

the final scene of the series will be

>Euron as the final victor
>Jon Snow's head on a pike to his left
>Dany's head on a pike to his right
>Tyrion's skull used as a footstool, with three dragon skulls surrounding him
>Dust of the Night's King in a transparent glass box next to the throne
>Cersei, Sansa, and Melisandre on a leash as salt wives
>Sam as an enslaved Maester forced to write up works glorifying Euron and depicting the events of the series, titled "A Song of Ice and Fire"

>and right before Arya makes an unsuccessful assassination attempt on Euron, Jaqen appears out of nowhere to kill her, avenging his WAIFu

BANK ON IT. SCREENCAP THIS. I KNOW D&D WILL WANT AN EDGELORD ENDING TO THEIR EDGELORD SHOW TO PISS OFF THE NORMIES. THEY DO NOT NEED NORMIE APPROVAL AFTER THEY'RE DONE WITH THE SHOW. LAST YEAR I WAS SPECULATING ABOUT EURON AND ACCURATELY PREDICTED THAT IT WOULD MAKE SENSE FOR HIM TO KILL THE SAND SNAKES THIS SEASON, SO ONE OF MY PREDICTIONS HAS ALREADY COME TRUE. THE REASON THEY HAVE BEEN BUILDING UP DAENERYS AND JON BUT DIDN'T FOCUS MUCH ON EURON IS SO THAT THEY CAN TRULY BLINDSIDE THE AUDIENCE

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REMINDER THAT GRRM'S ENDING IS SUPPOSED TO BE "BITTERSWEET"

Bittersweet in this case means that the threat of the Others has been vanquished and humanity lives on, but at the price of the fact that almost everyone we know is dead.

The only surviving POV characters are Sam and Sansa, who is married to the sadistic tyrant Euron, who attacked Jon and Dany after their forces were depleted vanquishing the Others.

REMINDER THAT BECAUSE OF TRUMP'S VICTORY AND BECAUSE SHOWEURON IS SET UP TO BE SIMILAR TO TRUMP, D&D WILL SET THE STAGE FOR A BITTERSWEET ENDING WHERE EURON MAKES WESTEROS GREAT AGAIN, FOR THE SAKE OF MAKING THE SHOW MORE "RELEVANT TO REALITY" LIKE THEY DO WITH SJW FEMINIST BULLSHIT

For the books, GRRM is also probably writing in Drumpf references because of how bitter his Hillary supporting ass is. Euron will certainly be the new main human villain.

BANK ON IT. YOU CAN COUNT ON D&D TO GO FULL EDGELORD WHENEVER POSSIBLE TO PISS OFF AS MANY FANS AS POSSIBLE

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Why 'guilty' ?

how many dornians do you need to fuck a goat

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God I hate show Shae so much. Tyrion should have thrown her out the nearest window the first chance he got.

>gurm's ending
there ain't none

youtube.com/watch?v=CKnXmNHubfs

>implying he actually stopped reading the fan theories
>implying didn't start desperately mixing up the plot to throw people off
>implying he's not stuck now because of it

>dornians

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Take it easy, he's from Lys. He has a weird accent.

WHAT EVERYONE NEEDS TO KEEP IN MIND IS THAT D&D WERE PRIMARILY ATTRACTED TO ADAPTING ASOIAF BECAUSE OF THE RED WEDDING

They are nihilistic edgelords at heart, not Danyfags or Jonfags.

If they truly cared that much about show backlash, they would have never let Sansa get raped. They would have never let Rickon and the Tyrells die. If they were such Danyfags they would never have had her execute the Tarlys.

THEY GET OFF ON SHOCKING THE AUDIENCE WHICH IS WHY THE FOCUS HAS BARELY BEEN ON EURON AND WHY THEY HAVE BUILT UP JON AND DANY AND TYRION AS GENERIC PROTAGONISTS

There is one last thing you have to keep in mind, and it is the fact that EURON FUNCTIONS AS META-COMMENTARY ON HOW RIDICULOUS THINGS HAVE GOTTEN IN TERMS OF WRITING. Having him kill all the 'good' characters off would be a poetic way to end the show, because in a somewhat subtle way IT WOULD FIT THE PATTERNS THE SHOW STARTED SETTING WHEN IT WENT DOWNHILL IN SEASON 5

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you have 3 seconds to show your respect to the rightful king, Stannis Baratheon

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You actually took the time to write this out. He's gonna fuck around in the show, but by no means will he be the "winner". Book-Euron is a different story, what with his Valyrian steel armor and magic, but ShowRon is a shitty and pale imitation of his counterpart. I won't even be thinking of you when watching the last scene. You have failed, utterly.

which fucking show is this picture from

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teryn fucking mant

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>ShowRon is a shitty and pale imitation of his counterpart.

BECAUSE IT WOULD BE ALL THE MORE SURPRISING, IN A D&D FASHION, FOR HIM TO BE THE VICTOR

If they hyped him up, it would take away from the surprise. THAT IS EXACTLY WHY they haven't portrayed him as the ominous "next step in evil above Ramsay" threat he is in the books. HOWEVER PILOU ASBAEK HIMSELF HYPED HIMSELF AS SUCH, but then later "claimed" he was just joking

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The previous thread had the best OP. But I missed the entire thread. Someone post it again, so we can laugh at how pitifully Stannis went out.

Based give your respect poster

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*lights Shireen on fire in your path*

Are you ready /got/?
He's going to destroy David.

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I invited The Dragon Demands to become a mod of the new subreddit I made. Hope he responds soon

>no leaks
>1 episode / week
THIS IS HORSE SHIT

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Can't wait kek.

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Medieval fiction > Science fiction > Capeshit

got >>>>>>> medieval fiction > science fiction > manure > capeshit

>Varys is a merman
Quick rundown?

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I'm including GOT within "medical fiction". What else could it be?

Thanks user. But I meant post it as the next thread's OP image.

I don't think Stannis's downfall was mocked enough. His army looked so pitiful going into battle. I was actually chuckling when I first watched that scene. It was a comedy. Especially when his wife killed herself. That HAD to have been comically timed on purpose.

I wish someone would do a cut of that episode, with all the bad stuff happening to stanis, with like silly music and a laugh track.

*coughs*

Who's this autist?

Varys is a merman.

And we are back for another episode of the game of thrones podcast, what did you think Preston?
>It was stupid, illogical and the show sucks, 2/10
Yeah yeah.. It wasn't great but I liked some scenes I'm giving it an 8/10. Well that's all from me here at redteamreview catch you later.

This guys videos are overly long and he repeats himself so damn much I'm surprised he has any sort of a following. At least that's what I WOULD say until mauler got famous. Yikesaroni senpaitachi

Finally. This will be so funny.

What a fucking retard. Fanboyin over mediocre at best books and fat retard fraud who wrote himself into oblivion with his milions of characters and subplots who have no idea how to finish, and hating literally mindless but entertaining tv show.

Those are comfy vids to fall asleep to. Soothing

This show gave me a huge daddy fetish. Stannis, Tywin and Roose are just reeking of male virility. I want a mature balding daddy to scold me and spank my ass.

In my analysis, a huge part of that guy's appeal is exactly due to how unapologetically butthurt he comes across and how autistically dedicated he is to obscure details, even if it leads to severe mocking from showfags

I mean, look at this goober, out there. What does he think he's going to do? He had to have known that all his right, all his fate, all his faith, meant absolute nothing in that moment. He was going to get crushed, and he kenw it.

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>Stannis fags turn out to be the trannies afterall.
KEK

Holy shit, nothing makes me angrier them seeing people having fun in well adjusted relationships

>Caring about e-pops riding mainstream waves

Y I K E S

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This.

Same. Tywin is hot as fuck.

those poo girls are cute, id love a poo gf

He's the Preston of the TV show production side of things. He knows more about d&d than they do about themselves, he's literally a madman and I love it

He think about himself to highly if he thinks that Benioff will care to sue some autisti. He prolly dont even know about him.

no one cares that you only read the show and never watched the books, or any books. Get a life and take a shower, smelly showonlies

This is the first Karstark reaction image I've come across, lmao

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Martell>>>>>>>>>Targ fucking shit

Based

I've been listening to his recent videos, because he cut them down to listable chunks. But yeah, the repetition makes him super hard to listen to.

His big video will probably have 1 new detail, and then an hour and a half of repeating the same talking points.

BREAD BREAD BREAD BREAD

You forgot "have sex".

how come this time stuff is not leaked

Protip: don't call them "poo girls" if you want to have a chance.

hi poo girl wanna be my gf

I'm a showfag for the most part and even I have gotten to the point where I only watch it to enjoy bashing it on Yea Forums and reddit

Um no sweaty, girls like it if you're rude to them

Stannis>>>>Roose>>>>>>>>>>>Tywin

>*mumbles something about tits*
>whaddyawa- MUH DAUGHTERS
>*autistic mumbling continues*

Seriously. What was his problem?

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He was an incel

Tyrion threatened him once with throwing him overboard a ship, and Varys said something like. "It would quite surprise you what would happen if you did." That's one thing I remember right now

just like real life