ITT: we predict the final dialogue between Rey and Sheev

Fuck you I almost LOL’d

Palpy: Come here my young apprentice. You have done well. Since you joined those pitiful rebels, they have been running straight into their demise. Now, take your place at my side and fulfill your desti...
*unzips cock*

I'm actually find my hatred of niggers and women to be fulfilling

>epic duel between Rey and Sheev
>Sheev is about to win
>dramatic music swells
>Rose appears behind him
>hits in the balls
>*record scratch*
>everyone says "OOOOOOOOOH" in unison
>all the guys cross their legs in sympathy pain
>Chewbacca puts paws over eyes and whimpers
>Rey quips "THAT'S GOTTA HURT"
>close up on Sheev's face with him cross eyed
>he says in a silly high pitched voice while looking in the camera
>"Wowie zowie! Riiiiiiiiight in my holocrones!"
>Cut to cgi Carrie Fisher sitting drinking blue coffee
>"Nuff said!"
>credits

Sneed: have sex
Raymond: no u
fin

>I thought when Anakin killed you, it brought balance to the force?
>sssshhhhhhhhhhh

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Unironically a better ending than what we're likely to get.

Rey: is it true I am your clone?
Sheev: I BYPASSED THE OVARIES! *CACKLES*

Sheev: Let the die past. Have if you kill it.
Nurse: I'm so sorry. I'm really so sorry.
Rey: Not a problem ma'am

>THIS is a 10/10 Aryan specimen according to white people

kino

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EMPEROR WAKES UP IN THRONE ROOM WHEN LUKE AND VADER COME IN. THE END, SEQUEL TRILOGY WAS HIS ACID DREAM

Based

It's all so tiresome

>Rey is killed off in the first few minuites. The entire film is about Risen Anakin and Sheev

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I want Rey to be replaced by Ray Romano now.

>actually thinking Sheev will be a real character

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YOUNG FOOL

And now I will reveal my evil machinations...over the course of 6 more episodes and maybe a few spinoffs

Hoooly fucking based

I am the Senate
Sshhhheeevv

Palpatine won’t be in physical form

>Poe makes a yo mama joke

based gay white nationalist

So did Sheev learn to become a ghost too? I thought it was established that the only way to become a ghost was to basically find your inner peace / become a pussy.

inb4 mouse

>AAAAAAUGH
*Sheev spins in her direction*
*Rey dodges it effortlessly with epic Jedi flip*
*Sheev falls down the shaft*
>I guess spinning isn't such a good trick after all.

>"So this is what I have created? This is my legacy as the Star Wars creator? An abomination."

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There's at least one Sith ghost in canon (Darth Bane in the clone wars). Can't remember if there's more in nu-canon, but there was in the old EU.

holochrons nigger

>"How did you get here?"
>"I don't know. Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM! Mesa here! Mesa gettin' very very scared!"

>"My dear Ray, I regret everything I've ever done."
>"You do?"
>"Everything, except for making you. Now let's go take down that bastard Kylo Ren!"
>"Alright! let's do this dad!"
>"Excellent! Then we'll go for ice cream!"
>"Yay!!!"

sweet. I love happy endings

>Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
>Yeah, it's pretty fucking lame.
>Oh, ok then.

>no Jedi can defeat me!
>I'm no Jedi, I'M THE SKYWALKER

>Rey kick Sheev's crotch
>"OUCHIE! Right in the Death Stars"

Rey: So you are behind this? You son of a bitch!
Sheev: Did you just assume my gender?
Rey: Well.. I...
Sheev: You are a bigot! I'm a beautiful woman!
Rey: But you...
Finn: The fuck's the matter with yo bitch ass Rey? You makin dis pretty girl cry

So is FinnSheev going to be canon?

If I pulled that hood off, would you die?

>Rey did you know that 50% of the population...

20 bucks she starts running through the air... Skywalker.

NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z

youtube.com/watch?v=wQt6NmOKzYw

>Kylo fighting with Rey
>Sheev shows himself
>Kylo asks him if he's there to join him
>"Actually, I'm with her."

>Rey attempts to defeat a revived Sheev
>Fails miserably
>Anakin returns to finish off his old master for good
>Sheev: So my greatest failure and greatest sucess comes back to me?
>Anakin: This is the end for you my "master"

Based

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Not available to view in the USA... Lol what was the vid?

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How dare you post something based. Have you no shame?

>Rey

Who? Kylo is the star of this trilogy.

Wait a minute I think you cracked the code. Luke fights through Rey. Anakin fights through Kylo. Force ghosts merge with their hosts and kick Palpy's ass.

Who does Mace Windu fight through?

The window

Dewit

>the boner in my heart is smiling

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>I'm with her.

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He's going to get redeemed and his best little green friend is gonna take him to join the other jedi.

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>Rey: "I'm a Jedi, unlike Luke who's a loser"

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His bastard son Finn, obviously.

basado y rojopillado

Disney hired James Gunn back so I don't think they're complete SJW cucks...yet

Rey: Oy govna, cor blimey tha's a silly lookin' 'at you got there mate
Sheev: You have to speak up dear, my ears aren't what they used to be.

>Have you come here to watch your friends die?
>No, I have to stop you.

Unironically at the trilogy’s current state it would be better to turn the whole thing into a parody.

S: You turn my small peepee into big peepee
R: Actually shitlord, I'm into women
*I kissed a girl starts playing*
*R cuts him in half*
R: Finally, I have become Star Wars: The Force is Female
*Captain Fungus high fives her*

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>stop you
>So you came back to die with your galaxy?
>No, I came back to stop you.

damnit dude I love you and hate you so much

“How’s my dick taste?”

Here frendo

Sheev created Anakin, not through sex
Sheev created her
Qira is her mom but no through sex
Sheev met her through Darth Maul
Rey does not believe it
Force Ghost Anakin trains Rey
Rey gives birth to secret Reylo baby who will be the "grey" who are known as the "Skywalkers"

Movie will be shit.

'Suck my wrinkledy old dick.'

'Yes my master.'

*Rey force chokes him before tossing him from a great height*
"Damn... he ain't gon' be in Rush Hour 3."

Systematic oppression.

Ales Jones' cover of Walking In The Air.

what a murder

What a thrill

I'll only watch this movie if Sheev does the 720 corkscrew attack again

My eyebrows raised slightly end I expelled air a little quicker.

Is this really how it ends?

kek

Have sex

Did I miss a new trailer or reveal/ info? Is Sheev coming back?

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My dick, how does it taste?

>So this is how Star Wars dies. To thunderous applause

Darth Maul, Boba Fett, Lando and CG Carrie Fisher all fight Palpatine together while Duel of Fates play loudly. Also, force ghost Anakin, Luke and Qui-Gon Jinn, Mace Windu, Yoda and Red Leader shows up for some reason.

After credits show Galactus or something

Also known as Sheev Spin

>Yes Rey, I was a Phantom Menace all along; and I was behind the Attack of the Clones. It was part of my grand plan, a "Revenge of the Sith", if you will. But that troublesome Luke gave you Jedi scum A New Hope. That's when the Empire Strikes Back, but I still couldn't prevent The Return of the Jedi.

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>For a while it almost looked like The Force Awakens, but the machinations I put in place before my 'demise' ensured that my failed apprentice would be The Last Jedi, and now none shall witness The Rise Of Skywalker in theaters, December 2019 in IMAX 3D"

>Sheev: We meet again at last
>Rey: What do you mean?
>Sheev: I created many clones of myself, you are one of them.

>Rey uses the force to travel back in time to Luke and Vader's fight in the throne room, landing right between them
>Luke: "Is she with you?"
>Vader: "I thought she was with you."
>All three turn on Sheev

Rey: Have sex
*slices his red force ghost in half*

The ending I want and that Sheev deserves

the ending will get

a trailer dropped, yesterday. At the end of it you see the deathstar II sitting an ocean and sheev laughs (its confirmed sheev as he was at the panel)

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t. npc

Based

Based stuck in 2016 /pol/poster

So if spoilers are true that Knights Of Ren are out handling a foreign threat to the galaxy
>Rey: It's over Sheev let Kylo go
>Sheev: No no nooo
>*Light saber noises*
>Sheev: I just wanted to protect... the galaxy I love... ironic isn't it...

"Skywalker was wise to hide you from me... now, his failure is complete."