Search your feelings, you know it to be true

Yes, fans of this shitfest are so easy to please, like if they were seals in an aquarium.

I was excited until I heard that fucking laugh.

They're literally recycling a plotline that was solved over thirty years ago.
Why? Because their franchise is in the shitter and they need nostalgiafags to milk it.
Anyone who watches now is a retarded simpleton. Fuck everything. Fuck Disney and Fuck recycling plotlines from the first three movies.

You don't get to just fucking undo thirty years of the series just because your current batch of movies suck dick and you're made of corporate committees who are terrified of having an original thought. This is how they fucked up with Rian Johnson, and now they're fucking it up with a third rate villain that people thought was lame in the late 90's.

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Shouldn't prequelfags hate this most of all? Your movies are basically obsolete now. What was the point of the rise of Anakin and Palpatine if the arc that they starred in is now completely pointless now that the latter is alive again.

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But Anakin/Palpatine's arc in the prequels was already satisfied by the existence of the OT.

He's not in it. It's some gay holocron.

I know, which is why they should be pissed off.
If I were a prequelfag and Disney just undid the story development of the prequels to fanbait for their newest shitty movie, I'd be pissed off.

I fear nothing will bring be back to SW Yea Forums, but I have moved on to SW Yea Forums and am pleasantly enjoying it.

But they didn't undo it? Anakin was redeemed by killing Palpatine to save his son. Palpatine having somehow survived doesn't change that.

I hated force awakens and last jedi, so I really dont care anymore. just want these movies to stop being made

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>You hate the majority of the franchise
Damn right I do. a new hope and empire strikes back are the only great star wars movies. everything else is mediocre or dogshit

You are wrong.

china is so based

starwars is essentially a space western

kys lil zoomie

If anything it drove me further away
If these retards actually bring back Palpatine they will have made the entire OT pointless

man, we really did need yet another star wars thread.

I can't wait for RLM to recommend it after an entire review that shits on the movie

Yeah, it would certainly take someone with the mental capacity that leads them to the blight on humanity that is fandom to like the prequels.

>Palpatine having somehow survived doesn't change that.
Yes it does, the entire point of the first three movies was the sacrifices everyone made to stop the fucker in the first place.

Nope haha he lived lmao

Saving luke was only part of it. That redeemed the father in him. Killing sheev redeemed the jedi in him

nice viral marketing thread mousenigger.
Try with a less ancient and less reddit meme next time, k sweatie?

The only Star Wars movie I ever watched was part of the first one that was on TNT around 1998 or so. Is Palpatine that little green faggot who talks weird? Shit was gay as fuck my dude.

theres no more contrarian opinion then trying to defend the prequels. without nostalgia goggles and judging them just as movies, all three suck ass

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Based

I hope this trailer was a joke

Why are you here?

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I was going to watch Episode IX anyway because I've got friends who want to go watch it.
I didn't mind TLJ that much. What makes me not wanna go is J. J. Abrams. Palpatine's laughter doesn't fix that. I'm curious to see how they're going to ruin him, but that doesn't exactly make me excited to go watch it.

Still garbage
And it's not like they haven't lied in the other trailers

I just enjoy pretending to really like or dislike Star Wars even though I never watched any of the movies. Really depends on the posts I'm responding to though.

let the past die they said

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Poe is good looking, but that's literally it

We only post post-ironic memes now, newfag

Disney redconned 30 years of fan creations and extended universe.
They can do whatever the fuck they want.
If Bob Iger were too tweet tomorrow that Anakin was in the KKK and Darth Vader never existed, you faggots would believe it.

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>Poe is good looking
He's literally a Han clone at this point. He's wearing Han's ROTJ outfit in the trailer. Fucking garbage

Actually, I thought 9 would be shit, but harmless. Bringing back the Emperor doesn't sit well with me at all. I wish they'd stop fucking with the past.

I CANNOT see the Nu Wars as part of the same series as the previous films, especially the original ones. I can't. Same with Indy 4, it's not an Indiana Jones movie to me, it's fanfiction. My brain won't have it.

After a point, when the era changes, you cannot continue something, or so is my impression. Movies with aliens in it, Giger's, are not the same as the first three and I can't take them seriously.

The based is strong with this one

Oh fuck you got me. The Last Jedi was a steaming pile of shit that you'd have to be mentally retarded to defend. But hearing a 3 second sound bite of the emperor laughing from a much better film, embedded in literally the WORST star wars trailer ever released, means that I'm obviously going to actually give disney money now.
Damn disney, you've done it again

based

Everything about it seems desperate.
>We trained strong woman
>Remember Carrie Fisher?
>Remember Solo?
>Remember Death Star?
>*clip of Palpatine laughing*
>The Rise Of SKYWALKER

I expect them now to be passive aggressive about the new points. Remember when the haters said that strong woman had no training or that the writers are killing off old guards for nothing? Haha, we had this planned all along and made the first 2 movies in the trilogy intentionally shit.

>hey, we brought back Solo!
>gets shat on
>hey, we brought back Luke!
>gets shat on
>hey, we brought back Sheeve!
Nuh uh. Not gonna fall for it any more.

Whos more popular with the fans? Sheev or Obi Wan?

You're not wrong. All that means is that star wars fans are fucking retards who should be euthanized.

Based as fuck

>Then you're not a fan
:O

FUCK OFF DISNEY SHILL

This is a blue board. Might as well be reddit.

Wasn't there a thing with Ford not wanting to do all the movies anyway?

>Trusting the people that eviscerated the heroes of the first trilogy sending them off in a really undignified way to somehow do better with a villain
He's just there to hook you gullible niggas in. He'll be trampled by Kylo or the Mary Sue. Maybe both.