Saturday night

its not even noon yet. but ill be here for the next 12 hours

Because I like being alone with myself.
Or atleast that's what I tell myself.

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SNEED

Why are you here op? Also where do you live it's almost 1 pm here

wanna hear a joke?
it's my birthday, too

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YOU THE JOKER BABY

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for ntr porn and trump news and to check if GOT was leaked desu

Because I'm a 39 year old unemployed virgin without friends lining in parents basement.
I could go out and walk alone but I'd rather walk in the morning or daylight.
Anyway, I have nowhere to go, there are not many places for lonely 39 year old friendless poor as fuck virgins.
Believe it or not, I'm trying to find a job, I may soon have results, I hope something good happens out of it.

I was in about the same situation as you but decided to join the army two years ago, shit saved my life even though I'm still a virgin.

>join the army
Honestly I would but I am 39, they won't take me now
I lost my school years studying and early 20s in university
I was almost to enlist in army in early 20s and join the army but I listened to some people and after a series of bad decisions I fucked up more

I'm glad you made it, army can help people that have these kind of issues or raised without or with twisted male role models

I'm wage-cucking it tomorrow
kill me

You merely adopted the dark. I was born it, moldet by it. By the time I saw the light it was nothing but blinding.

I was 28 when I enlisted so I barely made the cut. Why don't you try the Red Cross or some other shit that lets you see the world?

This 100%, my drill and PSG were practically the fathers I never had. I can actually function as a human being in public now.

Thank you for spreading the truth
Unfortunately the mention of join the army is met with a wave of posters that ridicule it as an option
It couldn't be farthest from the truth
Sometimes and for some people could be exactly what they need to get their life in order and have some purpose and meaning

>red cross
I'm trying to find a job to leave the basement, I can't stand anymore being controlled and having to give a report on what I'm doing or going to do or whatever
Once I find a job I'm thinking of going to churches and helping people in need, like cooking and stuff
If I have some surplus income (no gf, no sex, cheap life) I may give the rest of my wage to church
I want to become religious too, in all my early years I was an obnoxious atheist, now I know it was wrong and naive
Right now I can't go to church without being judged and possibly ridiculed in home

I’m shitting at work right now, why are you here nigga

I'm waiting for my pizza

got matched with a qt on tinder and immediately got unmatched. Talk about a blow to self esteem

>have over 900 matches
>solid number of them are hot
>never message them

Answer him!

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you must look like a greek god

900 isn’t a lot.

It's mine too, want to suck each other off?

I'm stuck in Barstow

Phony people come to pray
Look at all of them beg to stay
Phony people come to pray

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it really is

>Barstow

How is to live into literally desert?

Just pack your bags and leave.

No ifs, ands or buts.

Pack your shit, open the front door, and close them behind you.

Even if it means you'll be homeless for a while. That's what I did, I found a job soon after, then a place of my own. Even a girlfriend.

I mean, now, as in 2 years later, I'm homeless and jobless again cause she cheated on me, the dumb whore, but I'll manage. And so can you.

Take it from someone 4 years older than you. You can make it.

No it isn’t. True Chads match on almost every swipe.

4.5 inch dick

Wow holy shit go kill yourself.

time to transition

when do the drugs begin to take hold

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same

Could be out if I wanted but I don't care enough to do so

Happy birthday, how old are you now

>tfw 7inch dick but always nut in 10 seconds so I don't even bother anymore

I got really really drunk in my apartment by myself last night and went on a drunken autistic tirade on random Discord servers

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Holy shit, that's so cheap! I'd be a fool to pass up a deal this good!

it's still afternoon you dummy

sent ;)

I have no friends left and spend my time wallowing in despair. What's it to you?

waiting for hockey to start

When your soft or hard?

oh shit received!

you didn't include an image though. you have one personalized superior paint.net based babbie's first digital painting image credit. it expires today.

drinkan root beer vodka with vanilla seltzer
watcha trailer park boys s5
eatan fried chicken breast
thinkan about giving up hedonism and turning into a Stoic

Same, bro
Gonna enjoy my day off while I can

>WHY ARE YOU HERE

for you op.

26

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Can you use this template? Thanks

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I'm a NEET with a net worth of $200 million. Regular weekly schedules that wagies follow don't affect me anymore. I feel no more pressure to conform anymore because I have "fuck you" money. I was here last night as well. I went out to 3 upscale bars last Tuesday night. You'd be amazed how many people of similar wealth go to have a good time without being bothered by normies. Lot's of interesting characters.

Its 3pm you euro-faggot

>look ma, I posted my blog again!

Because I'm an alcoholic and no one wants to spend time around me anymore

>oh you think shitposting is your ally?

Hey can you send me some money please?

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Seriously. For all his posturing, he could at least throw a couple of G's in the way of some anons in these threads that he's bragging in. It's not like he'll miss it.

Money changes people. He's not one of us anymore, even if he'd like to be. He's one of (((them))). Yet he still pretends to be alone together with us, when really, he's just alone.

damn man you sound like a pretty decent guy. hope you find what you are looking for and have an enjouable life. good luck and dont get discouraged

Your precious Bitcoin, grashfully accshepted.

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Majestic!

>I want to become religious too, in all my early years I was an obnoxious atheist, now I know it was wrong and naive
youtube.com/watch?v=-fGxOCJCRpA

Stay jealous.

That depends, what can you do for me?

Inherited wealth must be nice

If you have girth it's not the end of the world
t. long but too slender

>reddit spacing
>wants free money with no effort
Stay mad commie.

Getting drunk and playing koikatsu and mount and blade with rlm in the background, currently making a rule 63 of myself on koikatsu so I can fuck it

Not inherited. I created a mid-tier app.

My friend tried to suck me off on my birthday now his little sister has melanoma I doubt they're related, wish I'd let him desu

Saturday night is my get drunk and shitpost night. I look forward to it all week. If I make it to Sunday morning without being banned I win.

I'm actually out of the house right now that's usually when I post on my phone

good for you. Most people get bogged down to work just for sustenance that they barely get to live and enjoy life. You're free from the shackles of wageslavery.

Good to see someone who ain't a brainwashed slave.

Based I'm just winging it until I get my inheritance and by then I can probably coast on it till I die

I'm sitting in my bed alone, have nothing else to do. I laughed at neets until I became on myself, moved back to my parents house a year ago after getting a highly prestigious degree, but lacking any motivation to do anything with my life. I spend most days in bed sleeping and surf the web to try and pass the time.

Hey, I could larp as a millionaire neet too if I wanted