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First Poncholita

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Saw this the other day. Why did the big dude need to crash through a window to ask Jennifer Connelly to help him? Were they in a skyscraper? How the fuck did he get up there

Hello new bread. Please be healed by Arita's burrito-lust.

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How do you speedwatch a movie in a theater?

He is a washed-up former motorballer who isn't allowed in the building by Factory security, but Chiren and Nova care about him. So he climed up to ask for help rather than be shot to death by centurions.

>I do not stand by in the presence of snacc.

Presumably he climbed.
Chirin and Ido are the only cyborg doctors show in the film. It's likely cyborgs know most or all the people who can fix them and it ain't like Ido is gonna fix him, so who else could he go to?

>sukku

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Is it a burrito though? Isn't it some kind of sub sandwich?

looks like a burrito to me but some anons say it's a gyro so honestly who fucking knows anymore

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Why was Rosalita so happy here? It kind of looks like she's holding in her laugh when she turns her head back.

>Potatolita

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She's got a tasty meal and she's happy about it. Also she's just really enthused about all the new sights and sounds and generally just happy to be alive

boop

You the fuck making her a beaner ?

Because MOVIE SPECTACLE

RobRob loves that shit. Barfights, chase scenes, swordplay, bumping into people, crashing into shit, etc.

Probably just happy that she gets to sit there and enjoy the meal

a cute

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pretty much. Being alive isn't all that exciting and I'm slightly happy when eating a tightly wrapped burrito but I also don't wake up from a 3 century coma every day either.

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Latest version.

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Is this movie actually good or are you all just faggot waifu posters?

Both

We wouldn't be at general thread #368 if it weren't good, pal.

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It's genuinely fun.

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It's like 4 out of 5 stars honestly, but there's something about it that makes re-watching and discussing it so enjoyable.

The waifuism tends to be about Rosa Salazar or Chiren though. Alita tends to inspire feelings of parenting instead.

>how do we make her eyes EVEN BIGGER?
>do it the old-fashioned way
>use eyeliner

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I

LOVE

YOU

ALITA

>Is this movie actually good or are you all just faggot daughterfu posters?
> #
All of the above, and once you see it you'll likely become one of us.

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they literally engineered the perfect waifu

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It's ok. It's a fun blockbuster type flick without the kind of cancerous retarded shit that majority of "fun" blockbusters are polluted by. Is it a great movie? nah not really but did you think it would be? Are the people postin 9001 threads about it fags? you know it.

>happy to be alive
Oh to be 300 years old and feel so young, to have been left for dead in the trash and live fully the possibilities of a new day

Rosa was the greatest casting decision of the century.

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Where can I get actual licensed Alita merch outside of the US and Canada, or from overpriced Ebay scalpers? I ordered the Alita figures from the Weta store, and they do worldwide shipping, but the only option for me to get stuff like shirts are unlicensed stuff from Redbubble or Etsy.

can't imagine anybody else in her place.

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>Where can I get actual licensed Alita merch outside of the US and Canada, or from overpriced Ebay scalpers?

Maybe on Mars or the fucking moon.

>those quads

Check'd

Ah well, the I'll just make my own shitty handmade shirt like the true motorball fans do then. True patricians wear Jashugan shirts.

Alitafag, oldfag, newfag, you're some kinda fag on this cantonese chocolate collector's chatroom.

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BASED ALITA SHILL

Looks like they took a lot of inspiration from the Kowloon Walled City for this shot and for Hugo's apartment. He must be slightly chip-rich to have an exterior apartment.

shop.foxmovies.com/collections/alita
Most of the merch here ships also to uk, australia and new zealand.

Of course he is, getting paid directly by Vector

Hm, looks like it's some sort of English language region thing then. Thanks, I'll keep looking to see if they have something for other regions or if they sub-licensed it to some podunk e-marketing company that can't SEO for shit.

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Yugo is extremely rich and Hugo probably is comparably well off.

How would Alita perch adorably in Hugo's window if he had an interior apartment?

That, or no one pays rent and they simply find a cubby to live in.

She could walk up between two walls like a ductrunner and we’d see her jumpscare Hugo when he turned on the lights or lit a cigarette. If Alita was a horror movie villain that is. Yoko kind of is

What did you guys think of his review?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZiMXz4Pp7y4

The guy on the right looks like discount Nostalgia Critic.

Fuck off

That's the Cinema Snob, you absolute plebe. He's been in this game as long as anyone, up there with AVGN. NC, and the Spoony One.

Greeting to you, Jerome.

Haven't seen this posted in a while...
Eh he he he he heee...
>youtube.com/watch?v=WMdg5tondHs

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WOW IS THIS THE FIRST ALITA THREAD?


SAGE

Chiren is played by Jennifer Connelly though. Top tier and I don't blame people for having a thing for her.

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I want to fuck the robot

Why is he impersonating Doug then?

BASED

>once you see it you'll likely become one of us
94% audience score
Pretty much everyone who sees it likes it.

He's not impersonating anyone. That's how he's always spoken. NC and Cinema Snob are both roughly-the-same-aged white dudes from Chicago, though. Maybe it's that.

Why did this make me feel

>Looks like they took a lot of inspiration from the Kowloon Walled City
Almost all cyberpunk takes inspiration from that.

she's heavy

I just saw BR2049 and this video was a mix of cringe comedy and genuine feels

She's a cyborg.

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How do you propose to fuck a centurion? Alita is not a robot.

4u

Centurions aren't robots either. They're basically armed Deckmen.

Oh - I haven't gotten that far in the manga. I took the manga deckmen to be more intelligent than the stupid centurions. The manga deckmen are able to have somewhat intelligent conversations and their own personal quirks.

Its a slow thread today. I will do my part

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When is this on blu ray? I need it in my collection

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This pannel killed my soul to read bros

How does one deal with this feel?

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I don't know and I don't care. But I will fuck

Deckmen are the VIOLATION guys, right?

Wait, I thought they were both robots. How are Centurions and Deckmen not robots?

afternoons are always slow. We go into high gear in the evening.

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>remember the missiob
>kill the lewd posters

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They're cyborgs. Both have human brains with a tad bit of a lobotomy to make them loyal to the factory.

I cant handle this

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>I'm really grateful, Doctor.
>I'll be getting some overtime next week.
>You pay me when you can.

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>one scene every thread
Keep going! Never stop movieposteranon.

Other good soundgifs:
China gonna China
TikTok
Fury
Alita 2 AAAAAAH

Deckmen have organic brains

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How hard would it be to do the whole manga this way?

Also can someone dub this?

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in the manga they are mechs controlled by deckmen

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A while ago, I made a template of this panel without the hat and without the text. I didn't post it yet until now. Now everyone can put whatever they want on Alita's head and do their own clean meme ! I don't know if it will be useful to anyone but here it is anyway.

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june 25th apparently

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sometimes I'll do more in one thread
sometimes I'll miss a thread, I don't have a rule for that, as long as it doesn't become annoying spam

Why so far away?
Do they hate us?

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Guys put it to me straight,
I've never watched a manga or read an anime, is the anime and manga that are related to the topic of the general a good place to start? or do you think it would be a turn off, as I'm not really that interested in Anime weeaboo shit. But just really enjoyed the movie and world it takes place in.

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>I've never watched a manga or read an anime

What if it really was a swan song?

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ît's in black and white mostly

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>satire

And I could probably live with that.

Don't say that user.

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>Anime weeaboo shit
Did you come here from facebook, boomer?

i think its probably because of the fox merger with disney which delayed things a little

no real new information here, but this article is a lot more positive than some of the others:
econotimes.com/Alita-Battle-Angel-2-News-Will-There-Be-a-Sequel-Heres-What-James-Cameron-Says-1525281
>In any case, the total production budget used for “Alita: Battle Angel” was said to be $170 million and this means the movie earned enough for a break even. Now, since the movie obviously made money, the likelihood for the production of “Alita: Battle Angel 2” is high.
>Be your own voice. Start your own newspaper now.
Moreover, Screen Rant noted that “Alita: Battle Angel 2” is most likely to come because the debut film’s ending was set up for a sequel. The publication explained that the first Alita movie showed the protagonist discovering about her past as a Berserker.
>She also came to know about her relationship with "father" Ido, develop skills at Motorball and she is starting a romance with Hugo. With these scenarios, “Alita: Battle Angel 2” is surely coming.

You can check out the manga and see if you like it - but you'll probably not like Last Order.
I'll let you in on a secret though: Much of the anime and manga that is popular to talk about on Yea Forums is the most distilled weebshit possible, with tons of tropes and memes. There are actually manga that you'll like out there, because some of them are written for adults. And there are some good anime shows too.
If you liked Alita, I would suggest that you check out shows like:
Planetes
Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex
Dennou Coil
Space Brothers
Animatrix
Mushishi
Banner of the Stars/Crest of the Stars
Cowboy Bebop

All of these are good sci/fi or mystery shows with very little of the cringey anime tropes, and you won't embarrass yourself from watching them. Yea Forums likes these shows too, but there just isn't much to discuss about them.
If you have tolerance for super robots in space, check out Gurren Lagann, RahXephon and Evangelion in that order. (Evangelion last, because it deconstructs the genre.)

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Quite the opposite my good sir.

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Needs more JPG

>everyone who doesn't like anime is a baby boomer

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Thanks fren, ill have a look at some of those. But I do remember watching a smol bit of Gurren Lagann on you tube one time, and I remember it not being too bad. As a couple friends of mine tried to get me into Anime a while back.

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NEEDS TO BE DELETED

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"boomer" is increasingly used to refer to all non-millennials - everyone over 25 basically. It's super inaccurate, but that's just how people use it these days.

Gurren Lagann pretty much distills all the super robot craziness from the 80s and 90s into one show, so when you've seen it you've basically seen them all, and can enjoy RahXephon and Evangelion as the mold-breakers that they are.

>over 25
>non-millennials

>how is your Saturday going, user?

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>And where did you get that, young lady?

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And thus began the age of Punkalita

Need to change her shirt to black with a metal band logo on it. Or some rave scene BS.

>iron city has hot topic

How on Earth did such a shitty business survive the Fall?

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Cockroaches can survive the apocalypse, so they say.

>user gave it to me, looks good huh?

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ouch, anons

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>If you have tolerance for super robots in space, check out Gurren Lagann, RahXephon and Evangelion in that order. (Evangelion last, because it deconstructs the genre.)
Why would you recommend him anime that came out after NGE? Too see how it deconstructs the genre you'd need to compare it to older super robot anime.

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>mall goth/mall punk alita

If you wanted a giant robots in space anime should have suggested Martian Successor Nadesico, which had ACTUAL deconstruction in it and not shitty metawriting.

How is that wrong? Boomers don't watch anime. You are more likely to find a tranny boomer than one that watches anime.

nice trips

>Hey guys, what up

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>Goth hello,kitty
Oh fuck you I'm dying.
All you need now is purple eyeliner or something gaudy and it's perfect.

Anime deconstruction is a big meme. It's all the same bullshit and tropes anyway.

>Character is set up as the main hero in the first episode.
>Gets shot the next. No heroism, no elaborate death scene. Just falls down in the distance.
Yeah, nah.

>something gaudy
Black and neon green fingerless elbow gloves

how are you handling the art-book? the paper/plastic shell outside seems so flimsy and prone to ripping, i'm afraid to handle it honestly

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Remove the cover and store it, user

>boomers don't watch anime
that's where you're wrong kiddo

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Whatrya listento?
>youtube.com/watch?v=o9iBgCJSUCA

That's as far as I can be bothered to go rn, and anyways shes just trying to fit in so not a hardcore punk rocker.

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>37 posters
how much longer are you fags going to keep this up

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>Not opening and reading the book, as was intended.
I even have a shrine coming along. But I see no reason why not to open it as long as nothing gets ripped/damaged.

FOR
EV
ER

Hah. Nice, you beat me to it.

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Because I don't think he'll enjoy them, based on his stated low tolerance for the medium and its tropes.

A nose ring is where I think Ido'd lose his shit

>Planetes

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And what happens next?

More deconstruction. You have to watch it.

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The hell is deconstruction?

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You dodged the question.

I'd rather have my daughter wearing fishnets, whore lipstick, a spiked collar, and chain that that ugly, unaesthetic septum ring.

I was surprised to learn that the Moomin cartoon we watched when we were kids actually is Japanese. We just assumed that it was made in Finland.

>你這人怎麼回事
>You are this person, whats going on?
is that translation close?

It's something that breaks a genre into its basic pieces and shows how stupid they ultimately are. Watchmen is a good example, it's a deconstruction of capeshit. There's guy with guns, guy with high tech, guy with athletics, token girl and guy with actual super powers.

Big chocolate posting...I like it.

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which anime are you talking about?

Oooh okay that kinda makes sense, thanks!

Martian Successor Nadesico. I honestly no longer remember much of the plot. Time for a re-watch.

I love how the scene is like ten seconds of her chewing her gyro but its not straight because of camera angles and movement so you don’t really get to just watch her chew. Also the whole movie is a scam to make you fall for cgi alita cus she goes through every emotion possible. Clever.

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OH, HO HO HO

Thanks for playing, Scotty!

forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2019/03/28/box-office-us-jordan-peele-lupita-nyongo-captain-marvel-brie-larson-batman-v-superman-alita/#6f3bab8941de

"Alita crossed $400m on Sunday, but it also cost $170m while Green Book cost $23m. Between you and me, I liked Alita a lot more than Green Book (or Captain Marvel for that matter), but I would be (pleasantly) surprised to see the sci-fi actioner go beyond this initial chapter."

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Alita better than Green Book? Yeah, well forget about Disney submitting Alita or even Endgame for any Oscars consideration - they'll only be pushing for Captain Marvel. Unless of course they're all laid off in the big layoffs.

Scott stating the obvious: maybe the actually good movie should get a sequel instead of us getting capeshit movie #569.

Why are you lying? Akito was set up as main hero right from the beginning. Gai was just a supporting character, a comic relief, with the sole purpose of being a caricature of all the hot-blooded protagonists of super robot anime. And he was shot in 3rd episode, not 2nd. This is Rian Johnson level subversion at best.

>being this young
It just seems that way because the genre shifted after the show, adapting their setup routine.

Assuming your serious about keeping it in perfect condition for as long as possible you might want to buy a pair of white cotton document handling gloves. They'll stop the pages of the book being degraded by contact with the oils in your skin.

That's a bit extreme for a mass produced book which might not even be printed with archive grade ink and paper. I'd reserve that level of care for rare documents.

There's people who take apart the binding of their weekly manga and laminate every page individually. Never underestimate the obsession of a true fan.

I bought two. One for the office desk, one for sealing and display

They fuck are you even talking about?

>I don't understand english.
(You)
Don't @ me again.

Get off internet you senile old fuck.

It was an honest question as far as I can tell.

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>exactly a minute apart

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How is she so tiny?

God I wish that were me.

no idea fren but it just makes her 100% cuter than she already is

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>I want you to take a look at this. Someone is riding him.

You can't even count anymore. It's time to give up internets, boomer.

I want to throw her over my shoulder and carry her into the bedroom.

>inb4 another samefag a minute later

And then what, loser?

you better be careful user. She might be small but she's quicker than she looks and could probably throw you around if you underestimate her.

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She is like a little flea

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see
The question was answered for me.

Patrician fantasy.

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Well done, user

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Why does that other woman do meme tier exercises while Rosa does things that actually make her capable of doing fight scenes?

KILL THEM ALL ROSA

>tfw you carry her into the bedroom, and she turns the tables, then only to boop.

haha what if you started teasing Rosa enough that she got flustered and launched herself at you and pinned you down, straddling you as you struggled and coyly put a single finger in her mouth and moved it closer to your ear and you squirmed to no avail and she began to gently put it in and began giggling at you in your futile movement. "Silly user, you think you could take me on? haha wow that would be so weird lol think about it tho

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Rosa actually cares

One cares.
One doesn't.

Brie doesn't even like her own movie or its fans.

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are they memey? I thought it was just funny because the videos of Brie made it sound like she was going through some intense soldier workout or whatever and all she's doing is just normal shit

I think this movie SUCKS

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this is still one of my favorite OCs

This one got me feeling.

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I don't need Brie Larson to tell me what didn't work about Avengers: Endgame. It wasn't made for her.

>"this user didn't like my movie? I- I tried my best."

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NO NOT WHOLESOME ALITA TOO

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That's Brie? I feel sorry for her, she had to become the front figure of some soulless capeshit movie and got lots of shit for it. She didn't deserve any of it.

When will this autistic weebshit general finally go away? Any guesses?

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>She didn't deserve any of it.
Maybe if she didn't antagonize the one demographic that kept comics going, sure.

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never since it's totally getting a sequel, bro

>dat top left pic
you don't happen to have a bigger version of that do you? I'm a sucker for hoods and half masks.

I love you, my dude. Do you want to be friends? We can make fun of weebs n shit.

I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt and assuming she just did that as part of her contract.

>Too far

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She did it before this movie, too. Multiple times.

How’s that one senpai

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Whatrya listento?
>youtube.com/watch?v=ZmfSVTfvtgA
>Came across this song and thought it was pretty close to Adem's theme.

I love bloodlust Alita, maybe the most, but this one still gets me. Probably because deckbro’s only crime is malfunctioning and no longer being useful for the factory.

Her own tone deaf statements in public and social media have caused that, not that she’s in a mediocre cape movie. She’s not alone in being that way of course, but she has deliberately played it up and been as confrontational as possible. Before she was forced to “clarify” her statements.
Then again, the people running Stan Lee’s Twitter is using it to post whatever, and that’s almost worse than anything Brie said because she was only slighly racist and sexist and disrespectful to Stan Lee, while they are using a dead man’s name to endorse their own opinions.

It's just a meme, Alita. In context the person says the opposite of what they actually think.

>Here, I got these for you.
>My wife works out at Farm 22.
>Thank you.
>See you next time.

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I wish WE could at least stop comparing CM and Alita. I couldn't care less about the first, or any capeshit for that matter.

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>Keep gettin paid in fruit
>we'll be picking these ourselves

The fact that people are still running Stan Lee's Twitter is fucking insane.

I have all of Nurse Gerhad's lines memorized. I can play her in the shitty fandub. And then there's me, Zapan.

Yeah, this is disgusting. His whole death was handled in the most shitty way possible.

don't I'm putting another image for that line since we don't see the character in this picture

Thanks fren.
also thank you.
I don't actually care either. I didn't make that webm so if there's one out there with just Rosa I'd gladly replace it. The original youtube vid is kinda long.

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don't worry*

>You don't have to tell me twice, Alita!

Checked.
The movie is good. Watch it. Most of us here are against lewding on Alita.

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yes and yes

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shit nobody is listening to here lol. I feel like it's fitting though, considering Zalem/Iron City.
youtube.com/watch?v=qpGiu5Vj158

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I didn't think a cute girl in a wedding dress could be so scary.

I can hear it, definitely. There's a blend of sadness and resolve there that fits him like a glove.

My boring ass has had these FFX extended tracks running for a month now. They chill me the fuck out and are unobtrusive enough to let me focus when I write. Haven't even played the game yet, oddly enough.
>youtu.be/tAc-yvlNWXc

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I LOVE ALITA

This still gives me the absolute creeps. Some bald morbidly obese dude who actually wants to have his reason, individuality, and body annihilated like it was a childhood dream. How does someone become so hopeless?I haven't made it that far in the manga, but that's fucking based.

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If they had limited themselves to posting things about Stan Lee's life and work, I'd have accepted it. But when they use it to advertise about upcoming movies and events that we have no idea if he would have endorsed, that becomes pretty iffy. I'd suggest that they make a "Stan Lee Foundation" Twitter or something instead.

yeah i did a lot of the lines for the minor characters with one or two lines; you should record and post

>How does someone become so hopeless?

By living in Scrap Iron City of course

They should have left it as an online memorial and then never touched it again.
They're so fucking clueless why we're beginning to absolutely hate them.

It's doubly creepy because when the deckman asks Alita why she wants to become a hunter-warrior, she gives the essentially same answer as that guy.

SHE'S MINE

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>Having pity for deckmen, trash who willfully abandoned their humanity

>made from orphaned children

Advertisers are at the point where I wouldn't care if they all were genocided.

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>Alita tends to inspire feelings of parenting instead.
Speak for yourself bro.

all right due to intense Bucky-posting I am giving Winter Soldier a try. I don't necessarily 'hate' capeshit but I certainly have no fascination with it. I thought Cpt America was fine because he basically goes from skinny runt to Astartes and it was kinda neat. Hopefully Bucky is the gem I hope he is amid all the dull tedium that is superheroes.

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Her whole design in that short is badass.

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you can have your own opinion fren but I think it's safe to say the large majority of us see Alita platonically. It's why lewd-posting gets attacked so quickly.

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Winter Soldier is widely considered one of the best MCU movies, user

would doomguy get along with alita?

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have these pics all been from LO? I trying to go through the mange in order but I love the later art style so much I might just cave and get it just so I can gush over the artwork.

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Serious question here, lads. Zalem or Iron City?
>twitter.com/AlitaMovie/status/1117125299739791360

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Also for the memes

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that's what some anons were saying last night. They said it was the least capeshit of those movies and that was all the push I needed.

>implying Alita wouldn't dive headfirst into slaying with him

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EXACTLY like it's this big dramatic moment for Alita that defines the virtue of her character, pursuing and maintaining personal integrity even the world will try to kill her for it.

Like I'm supposed to entertain the thought that Deckman has an ounce of integrity because he chose to be one? Like it was a rational choice to abandon what you are, to abandon choice itself? That before he got all fat and bald and hopeless he was once a youthful hopeful optimistic kid with dreams and that dream was to be a fucking Deckman? There's a world in Kishiro's imagination where that makes any kind of sense or is funny to suggest?

Then Kishiro is Japanese and maybe he's seen that shit in his culture, where some kids never get the chance to even dream of being their own individuals and instead dream of being a drone in service of some order. I don't know, man. Still creepy as fuck.

Hard to imagine. Even in the worst places, don't kids still dream of keeping their own mind? Of protecting it from the world?

Iron City all the way. It's shit, but it's my kind of shit.

>I do not stand by in the presence of evil!
He's a fan.

Ugly. UGLY!

I loved your movie, Alita. I didn't think I would, but I did. I have to confess, the only reason I went to see it was because I thought it would be bad and I could come back here and make fun of it. But it was great. Beyond great. I went back 2 more times and I've never seen a movie in theaters more than once. I just know you'll get a sequel and it'll be even better! Thank you so much for your great movie!

Jerhu. Better still, Bihnar.

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>alita general
>people can't stop talking about capeshit and captain marvel
Fuck off to your capeshit containment thread, you mouth breathing manchildren.

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I don't get it

They’re from a collection of short stories Kishiro did between the original series and LO. He had apparently developed the new style already. I got the digital version it’s called Holy Night and Other Short Stories.

Weapons grade cute

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>I do not stand by in the presence of evil
>*Doom door sound effect*
>E1M1 starts playing

living in Zalem might be cleaner, more 'civilized' and safe but probably extremely controlled and conformist. So yeah safe to say Iron City.

Literally translating it yes, but the actual connotation here is closer to "What kind of person are you to do something as this?"

so did he died? i mean she didnt blast his brain apart.

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>protect train kids
this is a good message ty

Top answer is Together!
UwU

>Get your brain cut out and replaced by a chip.
No one technically lives there for long, and those that are aren't as human as they think.

Which is an ironic juxtaposition to Iron City. Zalem up high, making the decisions, but their minds are artificial. Iron City down below, their bodies rusting metal, but their minds are their own.

In ways you could not imagine.

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glad to hear you had a genuine change of heart user.

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It's a goddamn oxymoron. Letting, or putting, a child undergo a sex change is child abuse.

Rosa has no right to look that good. She's what, in her 30s by now? I'm in my late 20s and I look like a fucking zombie.

So, when can we see post Honshu strike?

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You saved me.

well we don't know if they're keeping that in the movies but either way, living in Zalem probably is like living within the Outer Party in 1984. Hopefully it's not like that but I have a feeling it will be.

>I have to confess, the only reason I went to see it was because I thought it would be bad and I could come back here and make fun of it.

SAVE THIS TO THE /HEALED/ folder.

Another Jerome saved.

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She's 33 I thought. But yeah she's aging pretty well.
>I'm in my late 20s and I look like a fucking zombie.
stop smoking/eating bad.

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Worse, you actually ENJOY it.

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If Cameron was smart, then he'd make a few vague analogies to exploitation. Afterwards he'd brush right over it and focus completely on sickness of Zalem's own society rather.
People are getting fatigued by politics in movies, which is why more outrageous displays are happening.

Don’t think he died instantly, but that brain isn’t going to stay alive long. I doubt deckmen get any emergency brain support functions in their little tube bodies. So she just left it there to die slowly, is what I gather.

I bought two. One I read normally. For the other one I used another layer of shrink wrap and I'll keep it stored.

Is there someone actively cataloging all these? If not, I could go through every archived thread, spot them out, and save them to a big /HEALED/ folder.

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What kind of psycho straps a rocket to a hammer? Mein Gott...

You have to kill me to make me stop smoking.

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>People are getting fatigued by politics in movies
I think what works about Alita is that you can attribute class struggle to it and see sociological issues brought up but you can also enjoy it as purely an action movie. Distrust of industry/business has always been a thing with Cameron though and I doubt it won't be alluded to in FA and beyond. this is the aspect I'm surprised fellow leftists don't comment on. We just get the usual sjw-whiners making content-less complaints about Alita herself. it'sallsotiresome.jpg

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This is the finished version, user

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try vaping, at least it has no tar

I won't tell you what to do because I know it doesn't work but smoking ages a person like nothing else.

>new Rosa gif
ah yes this is getting added

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I would like to insert my dick in the battle angel.

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your dick is going to be burned by plasma you gross man

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>There's a world in Kishiro's imagination where that makes any kind of sense or is funny to suggest?

I don’t think it was supposed to be haha-funny, but it was an ironic commentary on wether or not our individual choices are influenced by someone else.

Yeah I tried by that, couldn't stick by it. Something about the stuff just made me cough my lungs out. I was using the good stuff too.
>whose rules do I live by?

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This movie sucks as bad as captain marvel an shazam. they're all just a bunch of CGI crap extended videogame cut scenes and quips.

>"but i generate arc plasma from there!"
>"Not right now you don't"

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bruh

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ok go see the movie though user

new bread

Delet

Alita is bursting at the seams with political and sociological issues, but many of these celebrity opinonists are too surface level to even notice. And that’s before we even get into the Biblical and classical myth. Do they need Chiren to wear a MAGA hat before they notice these things now?

>You think you're naughty? I'm gonna cut your head off user, and wear it.

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Genetics + the fact she’s tiny (diet, stress levels, and exercise too)
Most manlets and womanlets age fairly well

> woof

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Unless you have Danny DeVito's genes

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I'm making a screencap

Speaking of against well, Christopher Waltz looks about his age, but also like a Chad. He’s incredibly handsome