Sex scene happens

you're mom is fully booked this month, I cant.

Have sex. Incel.

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Been watching the sopranos recently and it's been a nightmare because of shut like this

>watch movie with sister
>sex scene happens
>parents think we are watching porn

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>he doesn't watch porn with his sister

Yea fuck your neighbors to death

>Watching anime
>Anime is 90% action scenes
>The moment a sexual scene happens my parents walk by

>playing videogames that have sex scenes in them
you should be ashamed of yourself.

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What happens when I actually have sex? Am I then also afraid of my neighbours hearing sex sounds or do I want them to hear the sex sounds?

we actually did a couple times

>parents are gone over the weekend
>we stay up long and watch softcore porn on tv at 11PM

then you want others to hear that you have sex because sex is no big deal for you anymore

You want me to lube up or do you want me to go in dry?

>audio levels are all fucked in the movie/tv show
>sex scenes are louder than when the characters talk normally
>quick cut to sex scenes all the time

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Did you mastrubate together?

yes of course we did.

>woman getting chased, or moaning, or breathing heavily
>im paranoid that neighbours think its porn

>woman in movie screams

no, you hate having neighbors

Turn loudness equalization on in windows playback options
Out of 100 being max noise youre currently getting, It keeps all sound at like 75. A pindrop in the movie is loud then dialogue is also loud, a loud noise then instead of being 100 is down to 75.
Be sure to turn this setting off if you listen to music cause then the buildup is loud but the drop is quiet and instruments and drums lose their designed effect

I aint got no blinds nigga I be watchin porno on my xbox one x nigga
Thats XXX
XboX one X
It mean it be for porn from the get go
Meant for the porn
I dont care, I let everyone that drives or walk by see my huge ass television screen playin sluts getting dicked.
Last night I was watchin gina valentina. Them puffy ass tiny titties and she got shapely thighs
Nasty ass lil slut
It was a marathon like the marvel movies
PCEU
Penis Cumming Extended Units
Idk nigga i get horny af
I live on base too lol
Idgaf nigga I served

>watching porn
>turn volume to full blast, open all the windows
>10 am on a Sunday
>Poor Little White Guy on repeat

>Watching hardcore pornography with the volume at maximum.
>Encounter neighbour as he's leaving for work next morning, I'm just relaxing on the front garden before I go to collect my benefits.
>"Sure were a lot of sex scenes in that film you were watching last night, user! Say, you couldn't turn it down a tad could you?"
I just stared at him until he left, can you believe the nerve of some people?

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>and drums lose their designed effect
And the entire sound mix of the film loses it's intended effect aswell. Get a better audio playback system.

based negro

The incel is the (you) jacking it to PG-13 sex scenes

>Watching a family-friendly movie at low volume
>neighbors ask why i dont watch porn
it isnt fair

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Tell them you watched porn, who you fuck is none of their business

>movie goes quiet
>hear neighbours have sex
>pause movie
>ponder my life
>fuck it
>go glue my ear to the wall and masturbate
>ejaculate against wall as they come together
>we all come together
>nailed it
>ponder life
>resume movie
>cry much later

>having sex during a movie
>sex scene happens in movie
>I look at the actor and wink, he winks back
Feels good to be a normie

Fun story. For years I fuck with my woman. We both think the walls are thick as fuck because we never hear anyone on the other side.

Years of fucking loudly 4 times a week at a minimum, 5 years.

Be single.

Realise you can hear EVERYTHING. Young kid lives across the wall. I can hear him when he talks normally. Now realise he could hear everything I ever said during sex in the evening.

>Do you like my fat cock?
And countless others.

Also, I used to improvise punchlines after I came, usually funny shit.

>NOW THIS IS PODRACING
>THE ASS WAS FAT
>NOT TODAY, SATAN
>I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING

And other retarded shit. Poor kid must be traumatised. I know why he looks at me weird when we run into each other at the elevator.

More details pls

unironically comfy and borderline wholesome

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lmao

>AND I CAME A THOUSAND SUNS
>I FUCKED TED
>I SHITTED AND FARDED AND LAFFED
>LIVING IN A LIE
>NO MORE JAZZ FOR MISTER SUNSHINE

>THIS DICK WAS MADE FOR JIZZING, AND THAT'S JUST WHAT IT'LL DO; ONE OF THESE DAYS AMA BE JIZZING RIGHT INSIDE YOU

This is why I hate watching Rome, every five minutes I have to turn the volume way down or my roommates will think I'm blasting porn.

>Watching Boogie Nights in my room
>Loud porn scene
>Exit my room later
>Roommate has some friends over
>They all thought I was watching actual porn real loud and jerking off

>IVE CAME HERE TO CHEW GUM AND FUCK ASS AND IM ALL OUT OF GUM

>FUCK ME DADDY UGH UUUUUUUGH I'M BEING NAUGHTY UUUUUUUUUUUGGGH
Does this really happen?

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>I CAME TO COME AND I CAME IN YOUR ASS
>BUBBLEGUM

it was probably the highlight of their sad day and will tell people it was porn and exaggerate the story

Yes.

My neighbours don't use words though. The man comes louder than she does sometimes. They're so fucking loud it makes me wonder what I am doing wrong when I masturbate.

most women have daddy issues to some extent but not many take it that far

does now because of the meme, kinda gross

>MOMMY, I CAMED IN YOUR PUSSY

>neighbors happen
>sounds like I'm watching porn

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Why is porn so fucking loud?

I have to put nearly on mute and it's still fucking loud.

mommyposters have better grammar

This.

Mommy posters like to regress, which includes making child-like mistakes. Lurk more.

Tfw gay neighbors that fuck a lot. Its so gross hearing the moaning and slapping

>I FUCKED THE ASS
>I WIN
>GLORY TO THE KING
>THE EMPEROR PROTECTS
(I actually used this one for real.)

Damn...

My girl says shit like that all the time.
“I love your cock daddy!”
“I’m daddys little cock slut!”
Stuff like that, but I’m actually almost a decade older than her and share a lot of similarities with her father. Interests, personality, ect. So it’s a little extra weird. I try not to think about that, or how much I look like her dead older brother.

Masturbate really loudly, that'll show them.

That's actually hot

>gf never made any noise
did i goof?
>made sex moans when massaging her

hellooooo reddit. have sex.

What are some good headphones that aren't that expensive?

t. mentally ill incel

>everything is Reddit because it makes me feel bad

Seek help.

>DIE SCUM
>NO PRISONERS
>FOR THE EMPEROR

>not watching porn on full blast anyway for better immersion

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>many years ago
>sister is 14 and I'm 12
>we watch normal TV but at night they start the degenerate program
>softcore porn movie starts out normal
>we keep watching and dont notice at first
>we are both sitting on the couch in our pajamas and somewhat leaning against each other
>suddenly movie turns very sexual, with naked tits asses and fucking on screen
>dick gets hard
>sister teases me about it and starts poking my dick through my pants
>eventually start jerking off and she starts shlicking
>we barely pay attention to the movie and watch each other instead
>cum all over her

Have sex.

fake but kino

it actually happened, I always had a good relationship with my sister and sex was never a taboo topic or something.
even before we masturbated together, we were wrestling around all the time and there was no issues grabbing and touching each other everywhere.

>sex happens
>neighbors think I'm watching porn again because wife's moans are too loud
i fucking hate sex

bullshit, howd she react to you cumming on her

she thought it was funny and to this day it is still an inside joke between us

>she thought it was funny and to this day it is still an inside joke between us
>inside joke
>inside

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she also farted in my face a couple of times. another inside joke between us.

Wrong. The fucked up sound is due to not changing the cinema mix. It's basically an industry stadnart to use the same mix. So if you don't have a high end setup, tough luck.

>woman creams loudly
>neighbors think I'm a serial killer and call cops on me

I mean I sort of get it I wear a lot of black and listen to doom metal loudly but wtf bruh

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>be serial killer
>woman screams loudly
>neighbors think I'm watching a movie, thus no cops
Just takes the fun out of it, really.

protip: bang the headboard/chair/wall/something if there's lots of audible happenings.
i don't like sex anymore either. it was fun when i was young but i don't see why people make such a fuss over it. plus girls fall in love and want to do activities and meet your family and shit if you treat them okay. that's annoying.