/trek/

So you don't want to share a popcorn?

I want to see them have sex

>Asks for a parent-teacher conference

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It was archived, effort

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Trust in the profits, my child

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what was the most a e s t h e t I c title frame?

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I don't understand this post.

We found out last night that Vallley Forge frequents a Regal theater in the Seattle area.

>my mfw when munchies but no food and replicators aren't real yet
beam me out of this hell already

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buy ticket and find out

who the fuck is valley forge

N...no I live in North Carolina, I swear!

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buy ticket fgt

Make it snow.

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>You'll follow the Starfleet uniform code aboard this ship, your highness.

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*ahem* FUCK RIKER
youtube.com/watch?v=uLGsB9jHkz0

Cringe, you can feel the DS9 oozing from those comments

>Limey accent
dropped

What if Odo turned into smoke and invaded Kira's orifaces? What would that feel like, bros?

Warm bags of sand

>captain - take a look at this.

probably like when someone else takes a hit and then you kiss and they blow the smoke into your mouth except it goes into your butt and puss too

imagine slipping into her vagina and tonguing her ovaries. i bet that would feel amazing

did I miss an episode, who the fuck was that Queen who likes Tilly and Ice Cream?

Does Odo ever turn himself into a blunt and let Kira and Mirror Kira smoke him?

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its from the Short Treks or whatever

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Odo is too much of a pussy for mirror kira.

the delta quadrant is the galactic ghetto and should be destroyed.

Also, i would like to se something about the beta quadrant and ezri, kira and seven are my waifus allowed by islam.

>ezri
hands off, shitskin, ezri is mine.

keep those thots, Counselor Troi is mine

>kira and seven are my waifus allowed by islam.
What's your plan to make Kira give up the Bajoran faith?

No, i will only aply marriage law, but my household will be unversalistic. We wont be living in a muslim country so is just a legal matter.

Multiple waifus is my destiny.

If I had to pick one, I think I'd choose Commander Shelby, unless I can specifically choose B'Elanna from one of the sweaty episodes.

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>that forehead
>that attitude
>that skin color
Good riddance, you can have her.

Two Cakes and Brian Dennehy in drag...

Did Odo ever turn himself into a copy of Kira and fuck himself?

Odo lacks imagination, strangely enough. Every user here could think of a million ways to enjoy themselves as a shifter.

We're talking about Islam here, so beating her half to death and using emotional blackmail should do the trick.

>>that attitude
No wonder Troi is your waifu: you're a giant, dripping pussy.

>mfw I am now at episode 446th of 762 of all of the star treks meaning i am well over halfway

one hand I'm excited to see more, on the other hand anxious that it's going to eventually end

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After DS9 it's all down hill

although Enterprise has its moments

When should you use phasers and when should you use photon torpedoes?

Always

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Large and in charge

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>229

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It seems like phasers are better when you have to deliver sustained fire, such as for wearing down shields, while torpedoes are better when you need to deliver a more powerful hit (such as if you took out their shields). They never really make it clear when you'd use either.

The ship weapons don't make much sense in Star Trek; why don't the photon torpedoes try and continue tracking their targets when they miss, instead they just fly in a straight line? Why don't they even explode when they get close enough to their target, like real air-to-air missiles do? Why don't they ever use phasers or disruptors as point defences? Seems like it would be the perfect tool for that job? How come in Voyager, after we see the Emergency command hologram shoot a photon torpedo with a phaser, disabling two hostile ships in the process, they never use that trick again?

Nana looks like a mulatto in the thumbnail. She had kinky hair in previous movies.

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Who okayed the body switch and why did they fuck up so colossally on shit like props when it came to Tom "Locarno" Paris?

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Reminder Captain Maxwell did literally nothing wrong

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>Ben? Good man, good captain. But it wasn't politically expedient to reveal our intelligence gathering capabilities at that time.

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Any of you lads going to see the DS9 documentary next month?

Depends, I hope to be near a theater that's screening it.

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I knew the Vulcans shouldn't have landed in America

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Based Mirror Barclay.

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Kino scene

Based Murica

where's this from?

thats just 80s perm life.

nth post for Gul Dukat

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ENT, it's a very nice little edit.

I've seen all Trek shows multiple times. What are some other shows with political dilemmas, conflict, not too heavy on the action but more on the intrigue? Doesn't even have to be sci-fi.

Except for the disgusting in-scene changes from 35mm film to early 2000's tv cameras.

ENT: In a mirror darkly 1 and 2

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Dragnet CSI
Earth!
Dinosaurs Barney

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Klingons of corrusant

>1775
pretty rad...

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The Klorp'n' Th'symix 5

yeah, good propping though.

Ripoff's Ripoff

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And the fact that some random bearded NPC is giving the orders and not Cochrane.

I love beardy guy. cochrane's too busy just standing there flexing on vulcans.

it's just piscataway
it's just piscataway
OOOOOHHH CHILDREN

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WAR CHILDREN
IT'S JUST AKOOCHEEMOYAWAY
JUST AKOOCHEEMOYAWAY

>Now, mr Pyramid, here comes mr Cube

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Imagine trying to parallel park this son of a I don't know...

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>he doesn't want a Klingon waifu who'd stomp on his nuts

did an Eterprise from the mirror universe help that Cockroach build the rocket too?

No, because there are no Borg in the mirror universe.

I see

Akochemoya, this saturday im far away of normies
Akochemoya.

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I really love these non-Trek rolls and stills people post of favorite Trekfus.

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What episode was that? Did I miss one?

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>not watching the shorts

retard

Onion Joe and his Barnacle Boys.

What episode was that? Did I miss one?

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What episode was that? Did I miss one?

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That's Kira from DS9

>Attention Kessel Workers. There is absolutely no way I fucked Qi'ra.

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>thought it would be whining about Riker being rapey
>it actually raised my problems with Riker
neat

Loved the Ted Bundy version of Dax

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>still shilling

Oh thanks. Usually that kind of thing has no impact on the main story.

Thanks Kevin, you can go tell your mom that you totally dominated a stranger on the internet, she'll be very proud of you.

at least that's what I heard, I don't watch the show

What is the context for this? I don't remember this scene

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ah yes I'd know that desperate howl pleading to the gods for a moment of peace anywhere that's the face of a man who just burnt his tongue on some hasperat

Nah I think he's making out with an invisible person

so we're just gonna say imaginary friends count for Riker? y'all that's some bullshit straight up

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The head diplomat of the invisible aliens is right over there! Are you trying to offend him?

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You know, i have a crazy idea that they send discovery to the past, and it becomes the sphere again.

>he thinks force fields massaging his cock counts

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>'89
>Park
>season 1 uniforms
Calling bullshit TrekBBS didn't exist until the 90s

Unironically peak /trek/ writing

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My favorite part of that series was when Picard shouted at the Alliance fleet to run back home like the cowards they were. Brilliant stuff.

Season 3 didn't start until September, so for 3/4th of 1989 the S1-S2 uniforms were all we knew.

Is there a disproportionately high number of NEETs in Star Trek's money-free society?

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Fucking hell that was a boring episode of Discovery.

As boring as your post?

Ayo and the Faggots

take another injection

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Who here wants to stay on the Enterprise with Pike and not Discovery?

If you could be any space race, any Trek era, any position, which would you pick?

I would love to be a human on earth and work a 9 to 5 office job

I guess it wasn't that obvious on circa 2005 standard definition TVs

Why did the star fleet uniform invert when going from TNG to DS9?
Like even the first episode of DS9 has Obrien wearing the TNG jumper for a bit, but then later on the DS9 suits seemed to become the standard.

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You know it'll end on a massive cliff hanger regardless of what happens.

Originally it was supposed to be space ship vs space station uniforms, but then Voyager/TNG Movie ruined everything,

Silerian toe sniffer

even sisko starts out in TNG uniform doesn't he? There was obviously some duty purpose for them being different not just time/fashion/whatever.

I honestly detest the costuming in Generations

Things were really awkward when DS9 had to adopt the first contact uniform, they didn't even know where to put the combadge

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What's wrong with putting it there?

That's Sisko's Cap'n outfit

It's not standard, they soon fixed it

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Are you fucking with me? It looks the same

Kek

It's not. It was a variant for Sisko similar to the one Picard had. They didn't use it much.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!

From Memory Alpha:
"Sisko's other variant uniform has caused some confusion among fans, though it appeared only twice. The uniform seems to be the same style worn by the captain throughout the rest of the series, simply missing its cuffs and zipped all the way up. It is unclear whether this was intended to be an attempt at a new uniform to set the captain apart, or whether it was simply supposed to be another option, like the vest. Whatever the case, the uniform was either modified or replaced during "The Darkness and the Light" and never reappeared."

When was Frasier on star trek

Babu!
He's also in the expanse

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>mom has muzzie accent
>father has cockney accent
Threw my Watchman into the trash compactor after that gaffe.

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Yeah, breakfast at Tiffany's and bottles of bubbles
Girls with tattoos who like getting in trouble
Lashes and diamonds, ATM machines
Buy myself all of my favorite things (Yeah)
Been through some bad shit, I should be a sad bitch
Who woulda thought it'd turn me to a savage?
Rather be tied up with calls and not strings
Write my own checks like I write what I sing, yeah (Yeah)
My wrist, stop watchin', my neck is flossin'
Make big deposits, my gloss is poppin'
You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it
I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it (Yeah)
I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it
I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it
You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it
I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it (Yeah)

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Oh shit, is that moon made out of paper? Niiiiice, noice and n-i-c-e.

Thank you, I pride myself on my quality contents.

is she the worst character ever?

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Who is this semen demon?

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>what mirror universe ? ;)
what did Pike mean by this?

Maybe her family sent her off to be married to him in neo-britain so they could all get greencards.

Bun>Fing for Geordi

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He meant he was from a MU too

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That's not very nice.

why is she always making these faces

Regular here. Think tonight marks the true end of /trek/. Saturday night and we're hitting page 8 at 9PM EST. I think the MODS should shut this down until May the 1st.

C'mon! Who's wiff me?! Bun>F

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What's the last episode of Star Trek TNG that you've watched?

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The Quality of Life

>I think the MODS should shut this down until the end of time.
Fixed

The Arsenal of Freedom

meh
kino

Masks

also kino, unironically I might add
I happen to like the nonsense plot and the visuals are neat.

do you take requests?

all good things, what else would it be?

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I thought about that phrasing when I posted it. What is the episode of Star Trek TNG that you've seen most recently?

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rode the whole tng train last year so same shit but less smugly.

This is my phaser. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My phaser is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My phaser, without me, is useless. Without my phaser, I am useless. I must fire my phaser true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will... My phaser and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rays we fire, the noise of our beams, nor the flashes we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit... My phaser is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my phaser clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will... Before God, I swear this creed. My phaser and myself are the defenders of my Federation. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is Starfleet's and there is no enemy, but peace!

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Cool.

pew pew

datas poetry was very cringe

Oh, she's sweet but a psycho
A little bit psycho
At night she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
Oh, she's hot but a psycho
So left but she's right though
At night she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

She'll make you curse, but she a blessing
She'll rip your shirt within a second
You'll be coming back, back for seconds
With your plate, you just can't help it
No, no, you'll play along
Let her lead you on, on, on
You'll be saying, "No, no"
Then saying, "Yes, yes, yes"
'Cause she messin' with your head

Oh, she's sweet but a psycho
A little bit psycho
At night she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
Oh, she's hot but a psycho
So left but she's right though
At night she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

Grab a cop gun kinda crazy
She's poison but tasty
Yeah, people say, "Run, don't walk away"
'Cause she's sweet but a psycho
A little bit psycho
At night she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

See, someone said, "Don't drink her potions"
She'll kiss your neck with no emotion
When she's mean, you know you love it
'Cause she tastes so sweet, don't sugarcoat it

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Why didn't Picard let him go?

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>mfw outta bud and gotta scrape for resin

Uh, he did?

Does she even count as a character?

>letting an incel go

I mean let him travel off the planet. The only reason it was evil was that it spent hundreds if not thousands of years alone, and now it's just going to become more resentful and evil.

Picard didn't do anything to actively impede on Armus' ability to leave the planet under his own power or resources.

he destroyed the crashed shuttle and put the planet under quarantine

The shuttle didn't belong to him, letting a non-warp species like Armus have it would be a violation of the Prime Directive.

it was also his only possible means of escape
he's trapped on vagra II forever

He's trapped on Vagra II in the same way you and I are trapped in this conversation.

>*screams in rage*

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>be named anus
>kill the biggest butt slut on the ship
what did gene mean by this?

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Why didn't Annnus just keep Tasha as a gf? Didn't he see how cute she is?

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Jake Sisko never got that bed off the Enterprise that Ben promised him in episode 1 in DS9.

The only other time Jake references his bed illicits an uncomfortable look from his father.

why do fallen chads always become the most pathetic incels?

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>wanting someone that doesn't respect your authority as a girlfriend
He didn't want to become a cuck

Why is TOS full of super advanced species who try to test humanity and then declare them too "barbaric" and that they'll contact them again in "a thousand years or so"

It was Roddenberry's fetish

It's mostly concentrated in the first season too, like naturally psychic humans

Roddenberry was given the idea of Star Trek by a witch's coven operating as ground level grey psychics

lmao, this is the weirdest shit i read in here in a long time.

Did you read that somewhere or you reach that conclussion by yourself?
Just want to know.

>early TOS
>"Yeah totally, humans can become psychic and develop powers such as telekinesis if you electrocute them hard enough"
>later TOS/the rest of canon
>"only Vulcans, Betazoids (etc.) are psychic, humans are brainlets"

I saw it on Ancient Aliens yo

m.youtube.com/watch?v=JG2YDZS7d7I

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Rodenberry was given instructions for Star Trek by Naval Intelligence as soft disclosure of the Secret Space Program. He was briefed in 1965 through his wartime contacts. This is well known.

based dubs

>not recognizing him from Seinfeld
WE'RE POSTING ON AN IMAGEBOARD

I see through your lies, Satan

Wrong, Satan wants us to believe aliens are simply transdimensional to keep up confined to earth. We must join other created beings in the stars.

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>post contents: "Babu"
>filename: "you very bad man"
What makes you think he wasn't recognized?

brb committing seppuku

They build and launch those in Alaska

When I fuck up as badly as user I will hide the thread and then file a false report against it.

A Matter of Honor.

Phantom Menace

I write a noncommittal reply, and hope my opponent will assume that I've been humbled... but I haven't been.

every piece in its place

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is that a house on a carrier?

>200 posts in 12 hours on a Saturday
I miss BF and VF

God I wish I was a lego and your sister sat on me.

Hi Jessie! Tell Kevvy Baby I said "delivered the bomb". One hunned.

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>computer, start program

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS!

Unfortunately, I must report that your request for more rice cakes has been denied, as they are already being hauled down to DC. Further requests for more rice cakes will result in your quarters being flooded with Neurozine gas. That is all.

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WHAT THEF UCL IS THIS GENERAL'S OBSESSION WITH ARMUS???
IT'S A ONE SHOW CHARACTER WITH MAJOR WEIRDO TENDENCIES

ARMUS WAS NAMED AFTER SEASON 1-2 PRODUCER BURTON ARMUS WHO WAS A BIG GUY FOR US

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Gul Dukat raped my Dad!!!!!

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This one gets my vote.

I would be a TOS Vulcan porn star with a monster dong

Also black as fucking midnight

I love you guys

We love you, too

I'd be a Pakled and abduct a Federation fuccboi to "make me go"

>"oh yes, fuck me harder"
>"Fascinating"
it's either that or you only do porn once every seven years.

Why did section 31 claim credit for this?

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Gul Dukat, Not Okay!!!
Racist, Bigot, Anti-Ba'jor!

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They claimed credit for dropping a sick baby Changeling in Odo's lap?

I thought it was just the morphogenic virus that they claimed.

I actually have a very successful career as the pointy eared stallion who lasts forever, and my fans say they love how I don't grunt like a gorilla over my co-stars
It's a filthy job but someone has to make the fap fuel for when Vulcans aren't in heat

I'll be your Federation fuccboi

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hiii ~

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Journey's End, it's moving to "Skip" for my next rewatch(est; 2029). Not a bad episode, just a 3.5 and not a 4.

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>not being a Q
all other answers are wrong

yar was pure wife material

Too bad she got ROM'D

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This is even more better

This is Mordock

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We get it. You vape.

This is Mendon

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>start of the show
>they actually put some effort in the aliens and tried to give them some quirky and peculiar characteristic
>by the end they were just putting wrinkles on people's noses

section 31 was secretly removing most non humanlike races.

Q Who?