If you had a dinosaur zoo on the island of the Costa Costa Rica, what kind of food would you serve?

Condor chow.

What would dinosaur meat taste like?

like really really tough chicken

BAAAAAAAANE!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!

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Dino dick

Omelettes made of Velociraptor eggs

Bronto Burgers
General Tso's Chicken Rex
Deep Fried Coelacanth Nuggets

Chilean Seabass, of course.

>like really really tough
It's a lot more like ostrich, actually. A very lean red meat.

Dinosaur zoo
Formerly mamooth museum

> Chili and sea bass

Chilean Sea Bass...Jesus Christ....

>chilean fish
>in costa rica

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Deenz and tendies

In the book Hammond is cynical old cunt who is overt about the park only being a destination for the families of the wealthy. His nephew from the second film was less of an asshole. I find it interesting how they tweaked his character and basically never address that the remoteness of the island and small volume of visitors Jurassic Park's rides are set up for means that it couldn't possibly have been affordable to visit for the average person.

Let's be real: Jurassic Park is meant for middle class slobs. That means all sorts of franchise stalls serving "dino" themed meals. "COME GET THE T-REX CRUNCH WRAP FROM TACO BELL JURASSIC PARK WHERE IT'S THE SIZE OF AN ACTUAL T-REX'S EYE! COME TO MCDONALDS TO GET YOUR DINO SIZED BIG MAC!"

And the park itself would be dogshit. You'd spend the same amount of cash for a two week Hawaii trip to rush your family to some third world island for a weekend, cramming into several planes crowded with smelly non-whites and their screaming misbehaved kids and fat boomer families whose sides bulge over their seats and press up against you, getting off into a tiny cramped resort full of Orwellian tier security to stop you from venturing off and away from the tourist nightmare, pushing your way through a multicultural cesspool of people to make it to your crammed hotel that reeks with rooms barely the size of your bathroom back home with stains on the carpet and filthy unwashed sheets left by the lazy Caribbean maids who simply flipped them and tucked them back in. Then you get to stand in a stadium sized line for one vehicle, your family being crammed in with a bunch of Mexicans who refused to follow the rule of only 6 people per vehicle so your legs are being crushed by some 200 pound 11 year old Mexican who's supposed to be sitting on his mamas lap but keeps rolling over onto yours to press his greasy snotty face against the glass to gibber at the dinosaurs in his garbage langauge. And the whole tour has blacks in reflective vests walking up and down the paths to pick up all the garbage being tossed around, so even if you get a chance to see the mighty Brontosaurus or Tyrannosaurus there's a dead eyed nigger with a hockey stick with a nail at the end of it staring at you while he shoves dino sized big crunch wrappers into a garbage bag. Plus the dinosaurs are all fat and apathetic from being enclosed and eating big macs the tourists throw to them.

Welcome to Jurassic Park.

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6.5/10 I wasn't going to read all that but I'm glad I stuck it out.

no, that user is right
it's chili and sea bass

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vending machine snacks

It's really just a rant about the two vacations I dared taking outside of white countries so thank you for listening.

Sketties and meatballs

Kebabs and Doritos.