After conquering youtube, where does Scarlett Johansson go from here?

too fat

Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

Literally this. She cute.

I want her to shit in my mouth while calling me a bad goy and laughing.

These. How does she do it bros?

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My kitchen hopefully

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hnnnnng

okay... he's based

That's pretty cool I guess - I would've made an open mouth soi face myself for the latte

I want to watch her fitting those tits into the Black Widow suit

lookit those bobs

have sex

you guys told me she got tit reduction

It's a push up bra, user

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she got the rexpanded

this, watch under the skin
her tits are utterly disappointing

Don't watch this if you want to live. She giggles the whole time, they share a beer and she holds his hand for support when it gets too spicy.

that was just retarded DCucks, don't pay attention to them

It was already obvious she was going to become a fatty. Even in her early videos you could see she had a bit of a tubby gut already going on

What a weird body shape.

The bitter reality is she peaked in Lost in Translation because she has an innocence about her that was very quickly lost after that movie. There's women who're able to hold onto it, but she sadly couldn't. And no amount of blonde bombshell bimbo can make up for that.

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Woody Allen turned her into an object of desire which pretty much defined her career up until she decided to do capeshit. Her going around and sleeping with people didn't help her either.

name?

This

The perfect amount of thiccness

Goddamnit Pierce. Never stop styling.

>believing incels

thats pretty gay man..she is hot, especially during that interview
based

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Imagine holding her hand

This is unironically how the 12 year olds on /gif/ react when they see IR/BBC webms.

She made that moment way more intimate than it needed to be

what does this feel like brehs

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I want her to squat on my chest. Shes getting lovelier with Age. I'd love her forever, my dick will be hers and only hers.

Shes sweeter on the right.

This is attractive. Curse my nigger genes.

Imagine being thereafter near her bum.The smell must have been brilliant.