Nikolaj Coster-Waldau edition
/got/
Azor Jon
Complete hunk
Though All Men Do Despise Us
Azor Darkstar
I'd like to see him eat that chocolate cake if you know what I mean.
His wife.
Nukaka.
/hyped/ for more MCR inspired costume design
>tfw during last 5 minutes of episode Stannis' theme plays
>tfw since it's rather grim theme, everyone thinks it means the end is coming soon for whatever character is on screen in that moment
>tfw Stannis shows up stabbing some WW
Did you miss the discussion we had last thread about his small penis?
Did Cersei make that cake for him in the previous thread?
I'm just going to pretend I didn't see that gif of his dick.
The costume design last season killed me. I'm surprised Dany didn't paint Drogon's scales black.
Season 8 leak
This is the "if you knew how bad things really are" face
first for growers
>white walker stannis kills brienne of tarth
Yes user, she toiled over the privy for hours and pushed it out herself.
A pretty mediocre actor
yes
According some leaks, there will be a new dornish character, who is not Martell, leading dornish troops.
It's confirmed guys, Darkstar will be in S8
>“The bleeding star bespoke the end,” he said to Aeron. “These are the last days, when the world shall be broken and remade. A new god shall be born from the graves and charnel pits.” Then Euron lifted a great horn to his lips and blew, and dragons and krakens and sphinxes came at his command and bowed before him. “Kneel, brother,” the Crow’s Eye commanded. “I am your king, I am your god. Worship me, and I will raise you up to be my priest.”
>“Never. No godless man may sit the Seastone Chair!”
>“Why would I want that hard black rock? Brother, look again and see where I am seated.”
>Aeron Damphair looked. The mound of skulls was gone. Now it was metal underneath the Crow’s Eye: a great, tall, twisted seat of razor sharp iron, barbs and blades and broken swords, all dripping blood.
>Impaled upon the longer spikes were the bodies of the gods. The Maiden was there and the Father and the Mother, the Warrior and Crone and Smith … even the Stranger. They hung side by side with all manner of queer foreign gods: the Great Shepherd and the Black Goat, three-headed Trios and the Pale Child Bakkalon, the Lord of Light and the butterfly god of Naath.
>And there, swollen and green, half-devoured by crabs, the Drowned God festered with the rest, seawater still dripping from his hair. Then, Euron Crow’s Eye laughed again
>He saw the longships of the Ironborn adrift and burning on a boiling blood-red sea. He saw his brother on the Iron Throne again, but Euron was no longer human. He seemed more squid than man, a monster fathered by a kraken of the deep, his face a mass of writhing tentacles. Beside him stood a shadow in woman’s form, long and tall and terrible, her hands alive with pale white fire. Dwarves capered for their amusement, male and female, naked and misshapen, locked in carnal embrace, biting and tearing at each other as Euron and his mate laughed and laughed and laughed
Where are you watching it tomorrow bros
Where's the new leaked episode?
RIGHTFUL KING
she looks like a mixed Eskimo / Dane. Pretty common here and no amount of salt from you fags will change this.
But Dorne was deleted from the show. There's literally 0% chance of them having an impact on the rest of the story.
>dicklet edition
Be quiet, Nukaaka.
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
Whose edgy DeviantArt OC is this
What are you going to snack on while watching tomorrow?
Finger in the bumbum
hey user over here. do you have the House Codd shirt? because you really should have the House Codd shirt
I'll ask again cause no one responded last thread. Which house has a cute fox in its flag. Thanks.
Based
This, also
>Dorne having more houses than Martells
Not in our story
T: Dabid
Garbage as fuck
Ros Post
the House Codd shirt is obtainable from redbubble but nowhere else that I am aware of
as it is in no wise a major house shirt it can (probably) be worn without exciting unwanted attention
>Faithful... enlightened... ambitious... brethren. In but a single decade, a few mere swipes of the pendulum, we have gathered a sacrifice to R'hllor that will be made legend.
>Though it was a simpler, weaker voice that illuminated me during my centuries upon Dragonstone...it was R'hllor's messenger who showed me the true path of freedom from our pathetic bastard usurper. And what is this path? This meaning, this purpose to which we gather the skulls of our foes?
>It is nothing. There is no meaning, no purpose. We murder. We kill. It is mindless savagery, this UNIVERSE IS MINDLESS! In mere hours, thousands will die. Innocent! Guilty! Strong and weak! Honest and deceitful! ALL of them! They will scream, they will burn, and for no purpose but that mighty R'hllor may revel in their bloodshed! And united in this void of purpose, fear, or duty... we shall at long last be free!
>Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! LET WESTEROS BURN!
I can already smell the white whore's entitlement through my screen.
It's even funnier, considering they did the introduction scene from the books in S4 where Tyrion makes Pod list the dornish banners and noble houses. I'm genuinely curious when the switch to >the city of Dorne happened.
Bow before your Queen!
How dare you
based
literal roastie
>the only child actor that actually grew up to be qt
>kill her off
fuck D&D
whore/10
>nikolaj revealing in his wired interview that he weighs 205 pounds
my god, he must do the most amazing shits. i think i'm going to need a cold shower
To be fair, I think Shireen will die in the books as well. But her death will be under different circumstances and definetely not approved by Stannis.
> 1 > 4 > 3 > 2
How come girls swoon over Niko (who is insanely handsome, for sure) but don't really care for Henry Cavill, eventhough most heterosexual men have a mancrush on him?
What does Niko have that Cavill lacks? Everytime my GF and I watch GoT and Jamie is on screen, it's like she's not even aware of anything going on in the room. She just fucking melts and touches herself (not even kidding).
>tfw I'll be driving at 9:00 tomorrow
Rose Leslie is so so beautiful lads
What the actual fuck is Maisie wearing?
>What does Niko have that Cavill lacks?
Small dick
What the fuck is all this shit? Is it all gonna be actually in the show
she looks like she fucks black guys tbqh
Jaime Lannister has a small peepee?
I think a lot of women like Cavill.
Also you should fuck your sister, that would really turn your gf on.
Maybe.
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
What?
Trashbag
Just wait until The Witcher airs. Btw, I think NCW would've been good Geralt.
AAAAAAAYYYYYY
can't really tell
>yfw you have bigger dick
>Maisie and Natalie
>Sarah Paulson
Is this some kind of got/ahs crossover?
>girls don't care for Cavill
but that's bullshit
Have you read the books (Witcher I mean)? Geralt bones so many girls in them. You can't have someone with micropenis to play him.
looks pretty average desu, but Im glad mine's bigger
enough make-up to make her look like a completely different person lmao
Lost of flaccid dicks are “small”
Disgraceful
Do they ever have a shirtless scene with him? I'm similar height and weight but I always assumed he was super fit and I'm a bit chub.
still
It looks at least semi-erect, though.
4 > 1 > 2 > 3
OBJECTIVE FACT
Only faggots disagree.
This is him in 2017 if you will ignore my faggotry
It ain't even over
Completely impossible to tell in that state. My dick is absolutely tiny when flaccid, yet is 7" at full mast.
WHY DO ALL GOT WOMEN LOOK SO WEIRD???
Not even memeing I think most women look better without makeup.
>shirtless scene
Not that I can recall. I mean, he's almost 50, so obviously he's not going to have the body of a 25yo.
Out of them 4 in the pic she looks the least like she fucks black guys desu
That is a 900/10 ass desu.
Glad she let us know all about it.
Poor Jonas having to deal with this shit, though, lol.
>ASS2ASS
How do you guys reckon Jaime is gonna die?
Lads how do I find a gf in time to watch GOT with me tomorrow?
Yeah, at least it was when the pics were taken
Wonder how it looks like now
God imagine the smell
This is erect you retards, we had this discussion last thread. His cavernous bodies are full of blood and "bulging", his foreskin is tight and pulled back and you can see the top of the glans.
As soon as he's finished strangling Cersei, Ser Robert Strong comes in, rips his spine out of his back and begin to whip him to death with it
>bong genes
You think she role plays as Sansa when she fucks?
thicc
Why the fuck is Arya so popular with normalfags? My dumb sister can't stop splurging about how great she is.
Niko beats Cavill by miles it's not even funny.
I think it's the blonde hair and blue eyes.
The fatter the better desu.
do one-handed men fart?
I like Arya too.
The book chapters of hers were always thrilling.
It's a nice plotline all by its own.
>we had this discussion last thread
wew
After all these shit seasons, I still find it hard to believe that Benioff wrote Troy. Is it all Weiss' fault? Or can they just not function without quality source material?
Yeah. Book Arya. Show Arya, though, has some of the worst scenes in the entire series.
What are the chances that Maisie is still a Virgin?
negative two million
ow..
Agree. One of the reasons I dropped the show first time round.
>sheer contrast with pic related
There's also a reddit pool of who will win the iron throne, and more people thing ARYA will get it rather than /ourboy/.
And I liked Arya until they butchered the Faceless Men storyline.
50/50
Reminds me of this slag I used to live with.
She was trashy as fuck but always to timid to fuck.
Because Henry may look like a model but he lacks the charisma of Niko. Niko has it all, even a small benis.
Imagine being enough of a literal faggot to type that out. Also wrong.
ah, the I have no tits so I pretend I have an ass type of girl
NCW brings out the faggot in all of us.
Lightning and angle
>Or can they just not function without quality source material
This is the case. Remember that GoT wasn't always bad, it was actually fucking great in earlier seasons when they respected and had source material.
>imagine not knowing your dicks
Have sex
IMHO if he had a tiny dick, it still wouldn't matter.
He's Chad looking and a semi-famous actor.
Status is all that matters for girls.
Danes always seem really good at whatever they do, but why the fuck are they so smug about it?
what was Dabid's actual answer?
0, theres footage of her getting dicked down. Pretty kino aswell
>Bathtub scene
One of the bits I was most looking forward to after reading the book, and they knocked it out of the park. NCW was great. That was mid-season 3, and by the end of season 4 it was all unrecognisably shit. Such a fast decline.
They are smug by nature. All those people in that area are smug as fuck.
So how do you think GoT will end user?
Yeah, thats why his wife is a total smokeshow
>oh, wait..
>Have sex
Oh I will, but unlike you, with women.
You think he couldn't get a 100/10 if he wanted to?
Are you for real?
Is it true that Danes are edgy?
what did she mean by this?
Everyone moves to the Iron islands and they wait out winter. Game of thrones becomes a sitcom of the main cast on the islands for 10 episodes straight.
Danish smugness is genetic. Their ancestors were Vikings. They have a DNA memory that our great-great-great-great grandmothers were raped by their great-great-great-great grandfathers. That they raided whereever they wanted, fucked shit up and took names until they got bored, then settled wherever they wanted and fucked shit up again.
Source?
I dunno, I just hope Dany dies.
Trannies aren't woman, user
"Edgy" in what sense?
How the fuck do they know wights can't swim? And why can't they, anyway? Do they just forget how to swim?
What a shame Nikolaj never got the chance to act out this exact scene.
that could possibly save the series
retard, he married her when he wasn't famous and now probably buys her jewelry while fucking whoever he wants
Get yeah. But keep - no way with that small penor.
Idk, it was in past generals, google it
Some people think he fucked Lena.
this wait is killing me, I'm posting more slags
>because if she wasnt his weight class he wouldnt divorce her and slut around like all other C-list actors
Based retard
>no ordinary 10/10 woman would want to be with a Chad looking actor because of his tiny peepee
You are an imbecile if you think this.
As if a vibrator isn't a billion times better than any man, anyway. As if the average man can satisfy the average woman, anyway. As if most women don't secretly masturbate with a vibrator to satisfy themselves.
Yeah, problems started when they strayed from source material and started doing their own things.
The end of S4E10 was kino, though.
sniff sniff
Le ____
Le ____
Le ____
people still care about this garbage?
You would know. Checked
>t. dicklet
COCKS TITS WINE
Name one show that is better on tv right now.
>inb4capeshit
you know the ones I mean
The best character in the show is literally Tyrion
vaginer
>The fact that the Niko dicklet discussion has been going on for two threads now
BRABO /GOT/
3>4>1>2
Maisie haters are uncreative faggots who hate fun
How can you see the top if it's at an angle?
Looks pretty average. Don't let the porn industry fuck your perception of penis sizes. Don't let the kikes win.
We'll make it three
Imagine being such an incel that you think that dick size would be a deal breaker when it comes to dating/marrying a famous Chad actor.
Stop projecting your insecurities.
aaagh
do you HAVE to watch shows?
Can't you just not watch any? I haven't watched any show in years, nor do I intend to start any.
Begs the question. Why the fuck are you here then?
what do you watch that is Yea Forums related then?
celebrity chads don't marry trophy wives. they can literally fuck all the thots they want on the side
Do you think that Nikolaj has ever pissed his pants?
Thanks lad
This. And the horrific bikini bottoms in the shitty one.
How about eight, user? HAVE YOU MADE THE EIGHT?
I don't know about that, but it definitley looked like she had fun with Pedro.
movies? like a normal person?
I asked a question?
Suptv of course
i was a fookin LEGEND in gin alley
Here is a gif of the bed scene by the way.
No shitty tattoos, and less drug use. = good body
Shitty tattoos and sustained drug use. = bad body.
WHY DO ALL OF THE ACTRESSES HAVE TERRIBLE TATTOOS
>do you HAVE to watch shows?
>Yea Forums
fucking zoomers lmao
Because they have shitty taste
now you know how /got/ memes are made and why they're so based
He looks like he fucks the quick rundown.
Are you guys literally retarded? A hard cock would not wobble like this? It's a maybe semi-hard cock at an angle. He doesn't have a big tits but it's not a fucking micropenis.
What's the discussion? Its a normal flacid penis filmed in a below angle
Why is Maisie Williams such a bad actress?
Is micro Nikolaj going to be our new meme?
Big tits kek. Freudian slip.
only if you spam it in every thread
Name one well acted scene in this entire show.
doesnt look erect at all, also why would it be? they are not doing anything sexual
Me thinks it's just jelly incels trying to slender the image of a Chad.
This retard thinks this a his hard cock and he clams to see the "glans".
finger in the bum
i am 12 and what is this?
danes are really mild mannered people, v. self effacing
Are you fags retarded? Not only is it flaccid but its also pointing away from the viewer. His dick could be 8 inches long and it would look small from this angle
I seriously hope the fireproof horses thing becomes a meme, that was wild.
There's more than one of us, autist
based penis angle autist
This.
There's one main one who also said there's no way he wouldn't be hard this close to a female lel.
majority of s1
Why the fuck are dothraki horses immune to dragon fire though?
They had a discussion about it! It's settled just deal with it.
Retard
KILL ME AND BE CURSED
YOU ARE NO KING O'MINE
I was not settled.
what really happened at harrenhal because dragon fire cannot melt stone
the bath scene
Horses around Valyria evolved to be resistant to dragon fire. When the dothraki came they bred them with their horses.
he has a family, goofball
It was an inside job
>HEY WHAT IF WE CAST BRIT BONG CHAV THOT SLAGS IN A MEDIEVAL FANTASY POLITICAL THRILLER DRAMA
All things considered, it turned out better than expected.
ok but by who?
Not really because they're ugly as sin now and can't fucking act
She fucks Kit Harrington actually since she's married to him. Sophie fucks a latino if I'm correct
He doesn't. But we think he does. Post credit scene where he survives a near death, and instead of returning the Seven Kingdoms, decides to live life as a poor farmer and search for true love.
because your people can't fight
He already found his true love, it was just destined for tragedy because they could never truly be together. He's going to kill her too.
Tyrion's meltdown at the trial
it's probably from their rebel phase when they all ran away from home
He's not going to kill her. Hell, even with all the crazy things Cersei has done, there were good reasons behind it if you see it from her perspective.
Nothing Cersei has done justifies Jaime killing her. It would be extremely disappointing if they went with that ''evil / good'' route, where all the beloved characters teams up with Daenerys.
niko's a good boy
youtube.com
i dont know what happened to maisie she used to be pretty good, even dance said he thought she was a very good actress
Jaime killing Cersei won't be a question of good against evil, it will be dark and tragic. I expect DABID will make it quite sad too because they've already softened Cersei a lot compared to what she's like in the books. I expect Jaime will die with her or soon after because "born together, die together" must be repeated as often as it is with good reason.
he's not gonna do it at a party where everyone can see lmao
>rewatched the first 6 seasons in the last week
>6 episodes of season 7 left that i haven't finished
>must finish before season 7 before tomorrow's premiere
>also have a 500 word essay on great leaders due monday worth 25% of my grade
HELP I REALLY DONT WANT TO WATCH SEASON 7 AGAIN
>It would be extremely disappointing if they went with that ''evil / good'' route, where all the beloved characters teams up with Daenerys
fuck, now that you've phrased it like that I could actually see D&D going for it
You can say whatever you want about the show, but game of thrones has amazing actors that brings the world alive.
>tfw niko is as loyal as jaime
really makes me want to clean the smegma out from under his foreskin and let him piss in my mouth.
>500 word essay
Does anyone miss how the actors where sometimes speaking in different languages?
For example I thought that it was pretty cool when Emilia actually spoke Valyrian. Why don't they do that anymore?
>that little "oh shit" moment the Hound does when Barristan draws his sword, even with a ll the guards between Barristan and the throne
Gods, it was good back then
Have sex
If only Greyworm could have saved him from the slavers in drag.
what does STANNIS stand for?
S
T
A
N
N
I
S
Write it Monday morning.
That's how I got through high school.
This. 500 words is nothing.
We all know who's in charge.
I know my gay boner is just mmm
>Does anyone miss how the actors sometimes spoke in different languages?
no
>Why don't they do that anymore?
because they're not in a place where there's more than one language?
I want a smug danish girlfriend
Huh?
>A hard cock would not wobble like this?
It would tho
>great leaders
Not a hard topic
>tfw no stout keep beside the sea with servants to look after my every need
Most of the lannisters are classically trained shakespearean actors. They are fucking great.
Too bad they are stuck in an overrated show with garbage writers
It would be a bob, not a wobble.
Write about Stannis.
I'm rewatching S1 atm. Damn, I miss the times when GoT was goods.
>It would be a bob, not a wobble.
God damn, I love this place.
this
He was 22 in that movie, no way he'd keep a flaccid donger in that scene
I can hardly watch that first scene at Winterfell, knowing that all of them will be dead or traumatized in the next few years. Also nice digits.
Where are fellow EU friends watching episode 1 from in two days?
Also, where to torrent it from?
>dicklet
>he learned
TOPKEK
new comfy Sean from cinemablend episode up :)
fite me
Shit
Tier
Antagonist
Not
Needed
In
Showfagworld
Fuck off narc.
Here
tbqh there's just a website that has a bunch of links to download it directly I often use (hope it's quick to upload them this year), but it's got ITA subs, not sure if you'd be interested
n-no, trips, I'm sorry ok?
BOGGED
Garnish his wages
>/got/
>>/int/104164268
Shoot them my way regardless, I could probably find new subtitles in MPC
he had probably fucked tons of women by then. you have to remember chads aren't as desperate as you.
>2 days to go
>hype completely gone
these hype campaigns should start like 2 weeks before not months
eurostreaming.cafe (at least for now, they might change the domain soon anyways kek)
we already know it's going to be a disappointment
just want to get it over with
his outline clearly shows his penis is longer than that
the episode is gonna be shit either way, all you can do is hope some good memes come out of it
I miss these two. The show was never the same without them.
so, what do we 100% know so far about ep1
I'm only in it for the memes at this point.
it's almost as if he'd put something in there to make it look like his peepee is bigger than it really is
Imagine being this ashamed of your whiteness.
>grande
>white
Ever since they stopped following the books the costumes have gone to shit.
We will hear
>and who.... are you...
At some point in the episode for sure
Most beaners actually think they are white lol
mfw euron with his huge ass fleet and the golden company betrays cersei
first episode leaked early like last time when
>le metaphorical finger in da bum XD
Post yfw /r//got/ closes for good in 8 weeks
I'm just here for the dragon screech credit rolls
the FBI thinks so too
The costumes in season 8 are a slight improvement. In some of the pictures Cercei and Jaime are actually wearing red
Wouldn't that basically be like that one Waters bastard in the book is going to do when he took the whole Crown's fleet?
Of this doesn’t happen then D&D are retards. The Golden Company would have no way of knowing that Euron didn’t pay them with gold he looted himself.
youtube.com
Is anyone more seething than this guy about the series?
His entire channel is hour long rants with like 3 slides. It's funny at first but I'm worried about him now with release so close.
Oh, so everyone's just going to stall at the end of the thread so they can post ebin maymays at the beginning of the next thread for maximum (You)'s?
You guys are the big gay.
Shitposting never ends though. The Long Night prequel will come soon enough.
/got/ is the worst thread that ever was and that will ever be
imagine watching this show unironically in the year 2019 and not seeking professional help
migrate
I want to read the books but I don't want to get through thousands of pages only to have a bunch of characters and plots and themes that aren't even close to being concluded.
dude just wait 20 years, or get the audiobooks if you're that lazy, it's worth doing if you got a slow day or are playing on your phone anyway
good background listening especially with the guy they have narrating the audiobook
#girlsnight #buttomsup #walkofshame #besties #hideyoursons
...
ive seen hookers on the street dressed more appropriate
you mean 10 seasons straight, right ?
literally Danish propaganda. They were regularly BTFO when they met experienced and organised soldiers. They were described as demons from hell in the histories because killing a bunch of unarmed monks and taking their holy relics was something you Just Don't Do. Of course the Vikings didn't know this; they just saw a load of undefended gold and were all "kthxbai". Then they came back and settled down and acted like normal people for the most part.