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Can Alita flip a coin so it lands on its side?
Not the latest version
Vamplita blood angel
Zapan is a good boy who did nothing wrong. Bitch broke his nose.
Is Alita confirmed canon in the Norton cinematic universe? (NCU)
First for Nova's poop chandeliers.
I'm saving that thread, best thread in a long time. Anons have no idea what they're missing by sleeping at night like normal people.
>dabs on Sara
Reminds me of a girl that broke my heart...
Why is it the dark haired porcelain girls that are the biggers heartbreakers?
>record scratch
>Yup, that's me
>You're probably wondering how I got into this sticky situation...
>blood angel
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Will I survive this Saturday, or will the harsh fist of my reality beat my face in till it's nothing but a bloody unrecognizable mass of skin and bruises?
Because they are literal witches user
They’re the cutest
Hello new bread please be healed by arita
> *woof woof* thanks for the head pats user
Vector here
Zapan a BITCH
>Do you have any chocolate?
thanks TODD
I want to see Alita kick vampire ass now
367 is now the official number of Vampirlita.
Why would she do that? Just...no!
Have you pre-order the steelbook from zavvi yet, /alita/?
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Just ask Blade
I would if it was in stock
>I'm here to chew bubblegum and lick ass
>and I'm all out of bubblegum!
>lick ass
> Hey user I’m sorry but I haven’t fed and I’m starting to feel weak... I’m going to have to suck you dry
>not wanting Vamperlita to turn you so you can rule the night together
>lick ass
Oh fuck that typo made the sentence entirely wrong
>lick ass
You want to pass that by me again?
Some motherfuckers are always trying to rollerskate up Zalem
> lick ass
It's okay, even Alita can be naughty sometimes
That's ok Alita, i would do anything for you
> kissu
I wonder how many people are going to be making out with their tvs once the bluray drops
you should put ki in there too
>ANYTHING, user?
lucky no one owns plasmas any more since those bitches get HOT
Alita
Boop
I'm not sure if it was intentional, but it was damn well the funniest thing I've seen lately.
Yes Alita, though i don't know how much more my body can take.
Can these threads please be moved to >>/trash/ now. There is literally nothing left to talk about this mediocre movie. These threads are the same 10 people circlejerking and posting the same boring edits every time.
And yet here you are, thread after thread.
Is this thread shipping alita and dredd? I totally can see them as a couple
this is a very disturbing disabled frog please deletee
It's not chocolate, user.
>DAMMIT HOW DO YOU DELTE A POST
>I MEANT KICK ASS
>AHHH!
Thanks user you’re a real pal
I invited my boyfriend Hugo to feast on you as well
>sukku
(Fresh and relevant OC.)
They’re not but kissus are sweet like chocolate
And you are among us.
And it's still more interesting than any other thread on the entire board.
lmao what a dick move
Vamperlita is really not acting herself this morning
CUTE
So I looked it up and vampires really are relevant to this series.
What the hell.
> Hey user my heart is strong but it needs recharging often with affection. Is it okay if I give you a lot of long hug and kisses?
I know isn't it great?
Please tell me Jimbo will keep going past the original series and into Last Order and Mars Chronicle.
CUTE ... but also scary
yes.
>Alita needing to ask my permission for anything
>Alita not just having her way with me entirely
what kind of fantasy world is this
Of course Alita
>tf no vampire gf
Good morning, /alita/. Let's all try to have a nice day.
...I don't like this vampire Alita meme.
Why is alita a vampire now?
The real question is why haven't you let her turn you yet?
Hey I made this for you lads
Like Dracula said, enter freely and leave some of the happiness you bring.
sneed's need to feed
This is some brutal school feels I don't ever want to feel again
Oh hi good morning Jerome
what is this
Kek
Dracula is a geezer, I bet he's also a fudd. The future is now, we all cyborg vampires here.
>that girl in your class that you never had the balls to approach
Yes, of course, but let me see those canines first!
If Dracula puts in the effort of kidnapping a dude from London just so he can learn to speak modern English without an accent I'm sure he'd embrace cybernetics as well. Dracula keeps up with the times.
> user you’re looking good to enough to eat *bites chocolate*
ALITA RUN
That made me think, isn't Alita over 300 years old? How does she speak modern English? Although it would be pretty goofy if she spoke ye olde English so from a film making perspective it makes sense she speaks like everyone else.
>mfw there was a girl like that and the reason I fell for her was that she threatened to kick the ass of the guy who DID have the balls to ask her out
I'm not sure if that classifies as a cuck fetish or what
Where's the cuckoldry when the other dude got rejected hard?
Morning lads, taking my morning poop. Please stay healed and keep up the OC
Basic white girl Alita
why would youpost this
alita themed bathroom when
An Alita themed bathroom would be an affront to Alita
She deserves nothing less than a bedroom
There was one at passport to iron city
cute
What is her problem?
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>the floor of user's shitting room
still a better love story than Twilight
Jealousy.
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Read the comments. She's blasting the critics that said only incels like Alita.
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Oh I know her, she likes sarcasm, she hangs out with cuck and certified backstabber EVS, besides him, SWGirl or whatever, the dude from Odin's Movie Blog and some other guy.
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Kek nice. Just keep reporting.
At least this one is slightly pleasant (albeit annoying)
Actually a really fun video.
In 4th grade, I was given an assignment that had me flip a coin 100 times, and report the results.
50 heads.
49 tails.
1 on it's edge.
This fucked my teacher's lesson plan, because she hadn't accounted for that possibility.
Can Alita do it? I'm sure she would do better than me, especially in her URM body.
Vampire Alita is fundamentally anti-Alita. Alita wouldn't demand anything from people, nor would she exploit them for her benefit.
Why do people waste their time watching this.
How did that fuck anything up? It's a perfectly valid toss.
She's just getting ready for halloween, don't overthink it.
Oh man I can't wait for Halloween themed OC
It's not a bad parody of Alita critics.
I love the continual improvement of poncholita. Keep up the good work!
Vampire arc is the biggest pleb filter in gunnm.
Yup she got us we're all children here
She liked the movie, she's making fun of the critics. I don't like her, but that's her thing, is sarcasm.
How is this still alive?
Is it some sort of /br20149/ reunion?
That'll save us some time...
Ok so I rewatched Dredd recently and even though Alita didn't do anywhere near as bad as Dredd, there's something super comforting in the fact that a these films were made and that we can always go back to them. It's like the fact that the very worst case is that we get to watch Alita whenever we want once we get BD. Makes for a cozy thought, sequel or no.
She had to include a 3rd possibility, on what was supposed to average out to 50% odds.
Alita could REALLY fuck up the odds.
All the /brapg/ autists moved here. Including the shizoid shitposters.
We passed along the stair
We spoke of was and when
Even though I wasn't there
You said that I was your friend
She's being sarcastic, but it's low-tier criticism and satire, because people who'd agree with an article saying all Alita fans are MRA trolls would just nod in agreement at the video if not let in on the joke.
Oooh, where did you get that? You selling them?
Also I like to think that Alita and Anderson would get along well.
We've already got like 20 images ready for halloween, might need to make some frakenidos and wolfpilled zapan though but we've got time before October.
we need poncho alita with a mask on
Well, looks like i gotta watch Dredd now
Dredd is amazingly good I highly recommend it. I actually liked it more than BR2049
She should cut down on the coffee.
The dykey girl persona + those hair flips are kind of hot
maraccas alita where you at
>they're still showing it
GUESS WHO'S GOING TO SEE IT FOR A THIRD TIME
Checked. She is hot, but I am worried about her heart health. She should calm down.
I said I was going to stop, but I saved some money and I'm going to see it for a final time... again... any Fort Lauderdale bros in the area, I'm going to the only theater still showing it, at 10:15 tonight.
You guys are lucky she's still playing. Have fun!
Right here user
Guys I'm sorry I just couldn't stop myself.
You have no idea how lucky you are, i only saw her 26 times, took her for granted whilst she was in cinemas, still feel bad.
are we vampire posting now?
Sequels are coming, as well as Bluray releases chock full of extra material. Jimbo aims to please.
>FOR A THIRD TIME
just kill yourselves already fuck man why do this to yourself? what's the point of going to see "your waifu" at a movie for 2 hours multiple times? rofl so sad
>why do this to yourself?
You're right, I should've seen it AT LEAST 3 times by now.
Could someone please add Beatrix to this:
She's the one character I think really deserves to be there who's still missing.
I'm thinking put her to the left of or right of Robocop's head.
I even did the cutout already!
>44
You mean 44 times
Better yet, 99
Pfff, amateurs.
I've seen it 10 times, might go again today.
>seeing a movie
>more sad than suicide
Right. So, what do you have to say to me, big boy? I've seen it nearly a dozen times.
Oh fuck, even more characters I can't say no to. Well there is room for a couple more behind Robocop, where Quiet is wtf is she doing there
Just ordered this shirt
Seconding this
Bea fits more than some of these characters honestly. also Alita needs more girl friends. It's a sausage fest lol
>“I’m sorry I have to leave- I don’t want to go. I just want to be here forever. I’ll be back soon though, ok? You have to take care of yourself while I’m gone. I want you to be the best person you can be. And when I’m back, we can hang out all the time! I’m already excited for it! Show me how strong you can be. You have to promise you won’t forget about me though. I’ll never forget you.
>I love you.”
I like the idea of Alita the Vampire Hunter more.
Or Alita working for the Patrol of Time, catching the monsters who escaped at different times
You can meet Alita, help, become a companion.
i humbly request Anderson from dredd
Maybe we should make another version with different characters.
I think Alita and Wonder Woman would be friends. Seems some people here hate all comic movies so most probably won't agree, but the scene where Diana tries ice cream and Alita tries chocolate are so similar
Like this?
Yeah, I counted 42 guys, 9 girls, one dog, and one bread.
>B-but we can be comfy here
PERFECT!
Just in case Marzipan gets any funny ideas, Kiddo will be there to slice him away.
Yeah i unashamedly hate all capeshit, and i stay on these generals to stay away from it.
I mean I'm sure the user making it wouldn't mind having an alternate. He seems to enjoy doing it.
I guess so. I wasn't all that big on WW or her movie but I'm not against it or anything. Cassandra Anderson would be good though. At least people would have an outlet for the blonde-Alita posting.
Or slightly bigger?
All this talk about Vampires
Well, Grievous was accepted. I don't think anyone is allowed to get butthurt if she is added, even though I would prefer not to see her there, she's way too iconic in the capeshit world.
>dubs
Check'd and kek'd
It really adds a splash of bright color. So nice!
I think both work, but I like the slightly bigger version more.
I am totally in favor of adding Blade in here, if there's anymore room anywhere, lel
I keep thinking you cant improve on perfection and yet here you are
anderson is an underrated waifu and also her psychic powers might help alita unlock her hidden memories
Okay, THIS is the newest, latest, OFFICIAL version.
OUTSTANDING
I only added him because of my comfygrevious OC, no other reason
>finincially doomed movie
>dystopian future
>Dredd, duh
>cute girl thrown into hellish situation; emerges harder and stronger and more resolved.
>psychic, could help with memories
yeah I think Anderson qualifies
I mean, he is technically a cyborg.
Actually the original pic is not mine. I took up the post when there was about 25 guys already
A tiny Blade head behind Robocop, we only need his face anyway.
I know, they are all relevant somehow with just a few exceptions.
Comfy thread as usual people, going to bed now, its 1 am here. Stay comfy
FROM HUMBLE BEGINNINGS
Let's not forget where we came from.
What I watched: Alita: Battle Angel
What I expected: A Ghost i the Shell type thing
What I got: In the grim darkness of the future there is a girl who wants to see everyone fly with their own wings.
Yeah, like there's really no reason Rambo should be there, for example. Joe and Elon are only there because our our meta memes. But it's all in good fun.
good night fren
very humble beginnings.
GN, stay comfy
Zapp brannigan in 40k is something i very much approve of
fellow ausfriend sleep well. i'm gonna get some sleep too
>But it's all in good fun
That. And it's comfy, that's why all of them have to stay. This is good OC
Oh nice! So many seats
I read it all in Rosa's voice and with Alita's inflections, adding to the sadness
Zap as Guilliman is an odd choice lol. Sending wave after wave of his own men is very Pert.
I think it's funnier if the only Hugo in there is the one hanging from Rosa's arm.
DUDE LOOK AT ALL THE FAGS AND NIGGERS IN THIS THREAD LMFAO
Holy crap thank you, user
It's beautiful.
Lol, PLEASE do a final version of this with the pupper, the bread, Beatrix, etc.
enjoy the ban user
I wonder which of the writefriends did it.
Nice trips, tho
I like OPs pic but get how these people are related, just happy time
Movie friends? Where’s the werewolf from Monster Squad
honestly what the fuck is there to discuss about this shit movie
I'll do it tomorrow fren
some are more related than others. K, Todd and Murphy probably are the most similar to Alita in terms of backstory/personality imo.
Nothing, just shitty cropped memes and muh waifu
All of these characters (minus a few exceptions) are:
>a character from the movie
>a cyborg or android/robot
>from a dystopian/cyberpunk futurist movie
>a brutal action star seeking revenge
>a direct inspiration for Alita
>a Yea Forums staple (Yotsuba, Pepe, etc.)
>a meta-meme from /ALITA/ threads (Jerome, Blondita, Joe Rogan, Elon Musk, etc.)
I'm mentally exhausted by the emotional roller coaster ride of my theater having its "last" day of /ourgirl/ only to extend her for another week, but I think it's really happening this time
Honestly, when the fuck will you get tired of samefagging and (You)ing yourself?
Good morning frens. I hate to go to wkr but I can't wait to come back and catch up on the thread. Later.
it's a window into insanity as he talks to himself.
Good morning fren
Who is there outside the window?
LIST OF /ALITA/ APPROVED CHARACTERS FOR PARTNERSHIP WITH /OURGIRL/:
>CORE
CYBORGS/ROBOTS:
Agent K
Bucky
T800
Robocop
Roy
HUMANS
Todd
Judge Dredd
John Wick
John Preston
Eric Draven (debatably human)
>SECONDARY
CYBORGS/ROBOTS:
Adam Jensen
Tima
Sonny
HUMANS
MD Geist
John Spartan
Johnny Rico
Guts
Blade (almost human)
Paul Atreides
Beatrix
Snake
Quiet (debatably human)
Rambo
Malcolm Reynolds
THIS LIST IS ORGANISED BASED ON PREVIOUS THREADS AND OC. IT MAY CHANGE DEPENDING ON THE OC PRODUCED IN THE NEXT THREADS
Lol, I KNEW someone was going to add Fungy to this. Glad it's from behind a window.
your a fag lol
Rosalita will never have that look of ecstasy as you caress her face
I thought this couldn't get any better
>your a fag lol
That's the faggyest thing I've heard all day.
>belated 'hello there'
>you fool
>I've been trained in your "OC arts" by Count Kissu
no Anderson? :c
Shit, I forgot since she's not in the picture, she can be there.
I'm in favor of adding Blade, Anderson, and T1000 to the pic here:
Apparently this is from a deleted scene
fucking kill yourself holy shit what the fuck...
It's from Artstation
>+Blade
damn that looks cool. I wonder if her and Zapan had more of a fight?
Lol, nice shops.
Almost tricked me.
Don't worry it updates as we go fren
Kek add him to the secondaries
Zapan got slapped around by Alita in the doll body, no way could he do anything to the Beserker
Who is Roy?
>what did you say, nigger?
Roy Batty, fren.
Nice. maybe we could add Anderson (from Dredd) and the T1000 at some point.
Ah of course I'd forgotten his name
Nexus-6 , you pathetic fleshbag.
Nova why you so fucked uo
Put Nova glasses on it.
Yes, I know Zalemites aren't supposed to have brains.
Considering Cameron confirmed they won’t adapt the last 2 volumes so faithfully, that’s not a problem
Delet
>+Anderson
>dude
>URM
>LMAO
You mad?
yo dude I'm from Mars wtf that's wild
What pic of T1000 you want?
Excellent work
Honestly w2c Alita's boots
The one from that meme where he's flirting with Alita at the Kansas bar.
Just find a picture of the head, there isn't much more room left.
Didn't see it. Can you find?
you doubt theater-user's skills? He's gonna PACK EM IN.
This question
for this user
hey that pic was my request!!! Not what I expected but its alright
My closest theater will still be screening Bohemian Rhapsody and Green Book through the end of April. They're even screening Alita and Endgame concurrently fir a couple of days, but that'll be the end.
We could arrange some kind of Alita Convention in the end of May where all the events are just watching Alita again. My job is putting on fisheries tradeshows, so I know we're far too late to book any venues. Theaters do requests, though, so we could certainly get some extra screenings. IMAX is a bit too ambitious unless you all have 20 friends to invite.
If my laptop didn't crash I wouldn't posted it for you. I lost everything, but it's a fairly popular meme. I've seen it many times. Someone must have it, the one where T1000 is in Zapan's place.
Spectacular! Occularstanding!
We're also doing a communal watch once the BD drops in thread here
Now we know what /Alita/ is all about...sexless incels blackpilled by the roastie meme and the blacked meme to the point that the only way they can’t get cucked is if the object of affection literally cannot be sexual.
Now we know what /Alita/ is all about...sexless incels blackpilled by the roastie meme and the blacked meme to the point that the only way they can’t get cucked is if the object of affection literally cannot be sexual.
Now we know Jerome's a Yea Forums fag who can't help from double posting.
You seem unhappy to be here. Do you want to talk about it?
PERFECT!
USE THIS:
Either have the top of his head covered by something or find the original screenshot where the whole head is shown, if possible. Otherwise, it's going to look shitty with the top of his head cropped off like that.
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MORNING TODD
That’s my OC kek... I have the unredacted version
I just think Idoposting and crashposting is funny. I don't honestly get mad about lewds.
Image related
And you're proud of it...?
Do you have a version where it's less JPEG too, and a version of yourself where you're not wasting image slots for avatars?
The lighting in this meme reminds me of the lighting and atmosphere of Fallout 3
Washed-out with an ugly pea-green filter?
It's a shitty phone camera shot of the TV screen, but yeah now that you mention it I see that too.
Yep, that's the Capital Wasteland. A little less saturation though.
>tfw you're a DC native, so Fallout 3 has a special place in your heart
So much fun visiting the nuked out neighborhoods of my old stomping grounds.
All those faces but Robert is not one of them. For shame Yea Forums
Sweet, user,
I have relatives in Mass and New Hampshire so I always see familiar stuff when I play FO4. It's a very strange but cool experience to go to the locations in game.
A wild 3D Alita appears at midnight in Oslo, Norway tonight. Only 15 seats taken - too late to go home by subway, but nightbusses manj!
Robert got everybody snacks and told them to enjoy the movie.
Had to find another head eventually
Why aren't all the seats komfort seats? What's the difference?
Why does this seating arrangement in Stockholm tonight look like somebody is trying to draw a bear with epaulets?
They should be trying to draw a moose, just saying.
How are these threads still going?
Slightly fixed the layer of the rifle barrel
For (You)
Nice. At this point it's probably just fans watching this movie?
I GOT 5 ON IT
Recliners, basically. They're on the flat part of the floor, while the rest of the seats are on the incline.
fresh bread
Love
I'm one of the obsessive rewatchers, but mostly I see parents with kids, older couples, and a few 40'ish guys when I go see it. I haven't noticed any of the same people yet, but then I don't strike up conversations with random strangers in dark rooms.
Alita you know I love you but when you hug so strongly I get a cracked rib and internal bleeding
You and the "promenade" poster over in /trek/ are related, I just know