The last movie didn't matter

Can someone give a good reason why they wouldn't just make a new helmet identical to the old one instead of doing this much more complicated reconstruction bullshit?
>but it holds more symbolic meaning this way, le kino!
Nah, fuck off retard.

Kylo dropping his self-conscious Vader cosplay act and doing his own thing was the one thing TLJ added that I liked. Putting the helmet back on isn't interesting, it just means he's back to where he was at the start of TFA, but only now he has even less potential for redemption because he's already dismissed that possibility.

It's a metaphor for the trilogy, JJ is back to put back to put together the smashed pieces of the story he started

In reality the mask is back because nobody wants to see Adam Driver's deformed face. Also, making it slightly different with red cracks means there's a new toy they can sell.

ask the japs

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>In reality the mask is back because nobody wants to see Adam Driver's deformed face
He will not be the one wearing it.

>None but the nerd wearing the Darth Vader Jr. Force Action Playset helmet may command me! That helmet was broken!
>It has been remade

How come ghost Anakin ever just reappear and smack Ben upside the head for his emo darkside bullshit? Surely he's paying attention right?

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based jj

it makes sense, they start out with coming up with a scene that is somehow edgy or defining and then later figure out how to string them together with not a lot of cohesion, so why should one film follow into the next

the helmet that was broken shall be reforged!

Then who will?

The first order flagship didn't explode. It just had one of its wings knocked off by the hyperspace ram. Most of it remained intact.

Reminder everyone that said "It's does matter who her parents are", "she doesn't need to be related to anyone it's fine how it is" are litterally backtrack their bullshit and make excuses for why they like.

probably one of the knights of ren or whatever

It's so they can use the same toy model but just add some red lines to it and charge an extra $5.00 because it's the new one.

>implying he can't use the force to bring all the pieces to him

Anakin saw what a terrible job the New Republic did at ruling the galaxy and realized that he made a terrible mistake by betraying the Emperor.

It's still fucked up. Going back to search for a broken helmet seems ridiculous when he can just make a new one.

Force destiny and shit

You'd have to imagine he'd have spares anyway in case one gets damaged or left behind.

He already left his helmet behind on Starkiller Base when it was destroyed in Ep.VII, so he definitely has spares.

Fixing this one is pure symbolism.

Why does he need to weld the broken fucking helmet? Is industrial power of the First Order isn't strong enough to produce another one?

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japs are deluled, it's still broken

>asking a question while already knowing the answer to tell people your emotionally stunted incel ass doesnt like it
Was it autism?

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That just means the whole trilogy is fucking dogshit

Its a trilogy of three movies that have almost nothing to do with each other. Its gonna be great

Thats a good story for another time

JJ just wants to shit on everything Rian did I think

Literally this. Also:
Kylo isnt the one under this new helmet

star wars is dumb. the overall story makes little sense

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Get this sexist bullshit off my chan

>I hate TLJ because they killed Luke!
Star Wars: Rise of the Skywalker
>Oh good maybe they'll bring back Luke, thanks Disney all is forgiven

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Nanomachines

It would be only fair after Rian shit on everything JJ set up.

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>JJ literally and metaphorically piecing the shattered franchise together
POETRY

too bad its the last movie in the main series and its not enough time to fix everything

he smashed it on the elevator he used going from Snoke's room down to wherever. That seems to be the only elevator that exists, and he would have had to use it again after the Supremacy got clipped and his "fight" with Rey ended. He could have easily picked up the pieces or found where one of Snoke's janitors stuffed them.

Yea pretty much this.
The triology is in far many more parts tho.

The hands repairing it are some furry alien hands

Even if that's the case (why wouldn't the cleaners just throw it away?) why bother? He clearly has spare masks since he lost his mask on Starkiller base and had a new in TLJ, which takes places hours later.

>he lost his mask on Starkiller base
No he didn't, he came back for it

So Sneed is going to turn Kylo into the new Vader? Whoa.

It's the evil Ewok Sheev

WOT IF
The mask is for Rey

>Kylo's helmet is back after he smashed it in the last film
>Anakin's lightsaber is back after it was destroyed
>movie is called Rise of Skywalker after TLJ killed Luke
>the Emperor is back after Rian killed Snoke, who was supposed to fill that role
>Rose seems to have a minor role

Based JJ shitting on Rian's work

Well yeah but still nice design.

It's a fun family movie for children and those still young at heart. Dont be a grinch complaining about silly things like "shit storytelling" or "massive plot holes"" or "terrible aesthetics" or "incredible and frequent inconsistencies" or "boring one dimensional characters" or "shoe horned and distracting political sermonizing" or "incompetent corporate kikes fucking up an unfuckable franchise". Just shut your brain off, enjoy the movie, and buy at least 100 dollars worth of tertiary merchandise.

Yet another gaping-mouthed "H Y P E" NPC bait trailer. There's people on YouTube who actually cried watching it. This is actually sad.

Have sex
with me

Why the fuck would he repair the helmet instead of getting new one?

Is this movie made by retards?

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Not really

>"Awww, Leia..."
Disney just KNOWS every NPC watching this shit is going to have the same reaction to this. Shameful and disgusting.

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but the object is enriched by the story it tells of its breaking you NIGGER

>make a convincing replica of Adam Driver
>Adam Driver
Probably easier than to make the helmet.

This will probably be the best entry of the trilogy.

Are you a grill?

this

>OK so we're bringing the helmet back but how can we do it in a way that makes it clear that it's a bad guy helmet
>what if instead of using regular glue they used glowy red evil glue
>wow... WOW

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UwU

Is there anything this man can't do?

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How will they kill her off?

It is a cheap knockoff of Revan's mask.

>BUY
>THE
>TOYS
>.
>CONSUME
>THE
>MERCHANDISE

died on her way back to planet Cocainum

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Hot take
The trailer is a jebait. Same deal that avengers pulled with Hulk being in the Infinity War trailers. When Rey jumps over the tie fighter it’s actually Kylo with Anakins lightsaber and Rey is flying the ship.

it'll just be Rey and Kylo doing some kind of training exercise together. Why would he just continue to fly at her instead of fire the guns if that wasn't the case?

>a convincing replica of Adam Driver
Nobody likes watching Jew Noses, not even Jews.

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>it’s actually Kylo with Anakins lightsaber and Rey is flying the ship.
Naive of you to think anyone is allowed to outshine Rey

That or it's going to be something like she jumps on his tie fighter and they fly into battle together.

It's some kintsugi metaphor where something broken gets put back together into something more beautiful.

An original idea.

Daisykino is back lads

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The twist will be that Kylo was actually a pretty good emperor and the galaxy is content under his rule, but Rey and co can't let it go

Why not just get a new helmet?

I completely agree with you, Based JJ is going to completely blow Rian Johnsoy the fuck out.
Episode IX is easily going to be the best movie out of the shitty sequel trilogy.

kek

Kathy will never let anyone outshine her golden girl.

This, and kylo was actually a plant. Killing Han was planned by both of them.

Ill do you one better, how did Rey recover Anakin's lightsaber if she sprinted the hell out of the ship?

but he used da force and glued it back together you bug dummy!

t. the five-year-old who wrote the screenplay

just turn off your brain bro

Finishing a story, ironically enough.

>tfw they didn't go with the muzzle angle
Goddamnit nu-Wars

Bane looks retarded, like most comicshit.

star wars is worse

>Leia theme is trailer music
They're going to make her the main hero. It will end with her sacrifice

The entire movie is going to be a clumsy attempt to retcon all of Rian's shit, leaving an unsatisfying and empty finale to the trilogy, calling it now.

also even more so they can repaint old stock and sell out of it that's left hanging around

To Sell Toys. The answer to this question is and always will be To Sell Toys.

>"a thousand generations are inside you"
>sheev laugh
It's pretty obvious that Palpatine is going to force-conceive a child (himself) inside Rey. She will give birth to the new emperor

Woah what are you, an alt-right incel?

I like where this is going

lots of budget cuts at the first order after losing their star killer base and main ship. the first order now is reduce, reuse and recycle

>it broke
>I glued it back together
oh yeah so "enriching" you SHITSTAIN

close a story out well. or fix his penis head shaped nose?

Muzzle referring to its purpose, not appearance user. Bane mask would've looked even worse.

Fuck that, I'm not. That's one of the things I liked about TLJ.

In general, now that I've had a fair bit of time to think about it, I appreciate the direction they were attempting to take things, even if the actual execution left much to be desired. Most of the major characters actually experienced a fair degree of development, and there was a real sense of letting go of the past and looking toward the future.

Can't make a decisive call until IX actually comes out, but if they really are walking all of that back, I'll be disappointed.

>Most of the major characters actually experienced a fair degree of development

Literally how.

>there was a real sense of letting go of the past
Sure
>and looking toward the future.
Fuck no, that kid at the stables doesn't count

This is probably too creative for them; but I think that Shmee was created by Darth Plagueius and Sidious and the ritual that they tried to influence life through was Anakin; Making Palpatine effectively his father and the creator of the Skywalker line. Rise of Skywalker being the rebirth of Palpatine and his demise by the last of the line Ben

Oh god, Rose is in the movie?

Is Ryan Johnson going to confess that his movie is fucking shit or is he going to throw a tantrum like the last two years everytime someone mentions how aful TLJ is?

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Jenna pls go

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>one of the things I liked about TLJ.

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I wasn't really making reference to any specific moment. I just like that they made explicit that the Jedi, as an ideological entity, do not have a monopoly on using the Force to achieve positive ends, and that their self-perception as selfless knights of righteousness was nothing more than a story they told themselves, which wasn't reflected in reality.

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so truly JJ is btfoing Rian Jonnson. I can't wait for the article where JJ reveals that he put the helmet back together by hand kek

>those hands
dont tell me Snoky is back alive

Poe learns that leadership isn't always about being the big badass who gets shit done, Rey knocks it off with the Jedi worship, Kylo knocks it off with the Vader worship, etcetera.

Simple shit admittedly, and again, the efficacy by which it was conveyed is debatable, but it is there.

>movie is called Rise of Skywalker after TLJ killed Luke

Jedi are gone. The new "good guys with force powers" are going to be called Skywalker, mark my words.

that would have to include admitting kathleen kennedy was wrong along with her shitty creative directors and writers she hired to architect this shit heap. so no, he'll never confess it because I think he values his life more than that

>they spent more time on deciding where an already established scar would be moved than on the actual story and resolving plot holes

>e'll never confess it because I think he values his life more than that
>implying Disney will kill him for speaking the truth

Man, it's so early and already I'm thinking of quitting the Internet.

I hated the whole thing at first truthfully, and there are still things that I hate, particularly humor where it isn't appropriate. On the whole, it's still more a case of me appreciating the intent more than the execution.

looks like rian got subverted

Self sabotage. The ultimate behaviour of a super Beta.

who said anything about killing him?
he just won't find big work again

Oblivion is pure kino and Kosinski should have directed Episode VII.

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What happened to his helmet in the last movie?
It obviously isn't anything important as I cannot remember try as I might.

I hope there's a scene which casually reveals Rose is married to a white chad.

He's so clearly just masking his rage and overcompensating by being way too happy about it.

I concur

This looks just as bad as the last one. The CGI in the last one looked alright at least, the starting scene with that jump is the shits.

and Kylo's lightsaber

The panel made it pretty clear that Rose and Finn aren't together, so at least there's that

What a silly and probably racist bigot this person is

>Poe learns that leadership isn't always about being the big badass who gets shit done
Holdo literally goes out in a big badass getting shit done moment. That whole plotline is a mess and certainly didn't have a theme
>Rey knocks it off with the Jedi worship
She was never into worshipping Jedi, she just wanted to know her parents in the place and world. Her arc was about not joining Ren even if it would have got her a place to belong. Jedi wank is still here as the first line of IX trailer is "Thousands of generations of our knowledge is in you now"
> Kylo knocks it off with the Vader worship
He goes back to being evil after Rey turns him down. He's seen rebuilding his helmet in the trailer. Where are you seeing this?

Like you said this shit was so simple and badly done that people can't even agree on what the themes are.

What are the chances JJ actually makes Finn and Poe a couple to score SJW points?

honestly that almost makes it worse
>hey remember that time you randomly kissed me whilst we watched all our friends die and the final remnants of our army nearly get wiped out? yeah lets never bring that up again

>JJ is back to put back to put together the smashed pieces of the story he started
So you're saying he'll be the spark that starts the fire to ignite the cinder that will burn TLJ to the ground?

will jj save the trilogy?

Only if he brings back Hayden

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>Wasn't the smashed helmet in a shit that exploded???
Yes. Kylo Helmet v1.0 is gone.

>How did they get it back?
They didn't. Kylo had a new helmet made. He smashed this one, also, but that scene was cut for time. This is Kylo Helmet v2.0 being repaired.

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New pasta is born.

When asked about the kiss and whether they were going to kiss again in the new movie, Boyega simply replied that it was the middle of a war which is a confusing time and you can do some crazy impulsive things. It was actually pretty hilarious.

Ye gads that's stupid

>going to have the same reaction to this

I couldn't give even the smallest shit about any of these degenerate communist drug addicted actors.

He said NPCs would have the same reaction, not brilliant freethinkers like you

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Yes, on Starkiller base he took his helmet off before he killed Han and left it when he went to confront Rey and Finn. The planet then exploded shortly after. I'm sure we will get a novel or comic book saga explaining how he got his helmet.

TFA sucked hard, so wtf do you faggots think so highly of JJ?

So is a massive force ghost fight with Anakin, Luke, Obi-Wan, and Yoda vs Sidious the only good thing that could save the movie

TFA was ok

>TFA was ok
Do people actually believe this?

Yes

he can't even jump and bounce properly, why am i not surprised

La creatura...

just like the prequels then. lets be honest, Empire is the only genuinely good Star Wars movie.

Palpatine got it for him out the force, infinite power etc etc

Not him but the people who think TFA was shit are edgelord contrarians and Star Wars fanboy manchildren who take kids' space fantasy movies way too seriously. It was a very decent movie. Nothing inspired, but overall fun and exciting.

TFA wasn't even that bad. It was played very safe but it was still enjoyable and left you with a desire to see what else would come next. Unlike TLJ which made you wonder if you were in a nightmare and were going to wake up soon and then just sitting their going 'WTF?' when it ended and you still hadn't woke up.

People who are shitting on TFA is fine but at least it didn't fucking kill all hype and shit on the entire franchise like TLJ did

Why is he so dusty?

Whom are you quoting

he coats his entire body in onions powder daily to maintain his moon faced red onions glow

Harrison Ford was actually able to play old man Han Solo and not some bastardized version like Mark Hamill was forced to do with Luke in TLJ.

At least hes an interesting character unlike moat of the other ones

God he talks like such a retarded fag

Anyone who says TFA is better than TLJ is fucking retarded.

>Can't make a decisive call until IX actually comes out
Yeah you actually can. A movie needs to be able to stand on its own merits. If it's shit and needs another movie to be good, then it's just shit.

TFA got less things wrong.

now this is shitposting

>"incompetent corporate kikes fucking up an unfuckable franchise"
lel

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If you're not trolling, I hope you get aids

It was also fun. Literally nothing fun happens in TLJ. Nothing in the entire movie.

>TFA
>fun
kys

How can one man be so unequivocally based

TLJ opens with a ha-ha so funy joke. It's full of terrible inappropriate "fun" moments, even more so than TFA.

Rey is a clone of Anakin.

annnnnnd right on cue here come the TFA appologists

kill yourselves

I've been saying that ever since TFA, but fat nerds angrily said I was wrong, so it can't be that, user.

The Force™

>TLJ apologist calling anybody who disagrees with him TFA apologists
Everyone here sees right through your faggotry.

TFA is shit
TLJ is shit covered in piss and vomit

The Force Awakens is worthy enough to spell out, while TLJ resides in abbreviated shame.

Saying that TLJ is the worse film isn't being an apologist, it's recognizing which pile of shit is clearly the bigger one

Is the helmet special or something? How hard is it to believe that another helmet could be made?

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It's the same helmet. They confirmed that he's fixing it hence the red cracks.

I'm not taking about cringey humor, I mean the adventurous stuff. Poe and Finn stealing the tie fighter to escape the first order base, Rey and Finn flying the millennium falcon, Han, Chewie, and Finn infiltrating the Starkiller base, the light saber duel at the end. These things were fun and exciting to watch in and of themselves. Nothing like that happened in TLJ.

>Consistency
>In Nu-Star Wars

Is that why Sheev is coming back now? To fix all of this?

Ok, if they're trying to convince the audience it's the exact same helmet, then that's stupid.

Are you autistic?

>"Oh shit a trailer's out, better run away from twitter because I fucked up the last one so bad!"

God damn, can we get a remake of the Last Jedi? Like a Snyder cut of it or something? Fucking hell this guy was a mistake.

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maybe, i don't know. Why do you ask?

THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE

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>Rian Johnson personally stomped that

But it does hold symbolic meaning, you double nigger.

You just don't seem to understand that narrative is more important than complete logical consistency, or that specific objects often hold special significance for human beings.

The best thing that can come out of IX is the whole fanbase realizing how awful TLJ and Rian actually were

>JJ shits on star wars
>Rian shits on TFA and every potential story beat
>JJ shits on TLJ completely retconning it
Pottery

>his home planet
Nice

>JJ "I want to be spielberg but i have none of the heart or talent and i just regurgitate the same shit you've seen for the past 40 years and call it mine because i slap a lensflare on it" Abrams
>based
You are the human hog, consuming the waste product and going "BASED!"

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Playing it safe is infinitely preferable to shitting all over the established world and then not even following through on the potentially interesting twist they had set up. Faggot.

Than how come it looks like shit?

>leak claims the McGuffin turns out to be a means to broadcast the story of Luke Skywalker
>Inspires the galaxy far away to rise up against tyrrany
>Beamed message escapes the 'galaxy far, far away'
>travels through vast distances of inter-galactic space for eons
>beamed message arrives in large spiral galaxy
>beamed message arrives at small blue planet
>all of Star Wars is actually found footage beamed here by Rey, long ago

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And they stole that shit from knight of the old republic

IT HAS BEEN REMADE

>the last movie didn't matter
>the last movie

The only Star Wars movies worth anyone's time are RotS, ANH, and ESB. The rest of the Star Wars movies don't matter.

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I love how in the span of 6 hours they've managed to develop precisely one character. The people who write Star Wars scripts should be exiled from the movie industry until they're capable of writing a compelling children's story.

>excluding RotJ

Come on now. The scenes with Vader, Luke, and the Emperor were the best scene in any Star Wars movie.

You think the group that managed to build a planet gun and ten mile long ships could have an all new helmet made up in no time at all. No need to glue the old one back together

This.
How anyone takes RotSfags seriously is beyond me. Putting it above any of the originals is just plain retarded.

I think the only person why hates the Last Jedi more than me is Roundness Rian. But to this day he is still in denial that he made a bad movie.

maybe it's not even Kylo who rebuilds it

Luke is also way more of a Jedi Knight in RotJ, compared to just being a generic action boy in the first two movies. Him using the Force choke and being dressed in black was easily the best Jedi depiction on screen until Ewan's Obi-Wan

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Isn't this also where the second movie fucked up? There are really no marketable characters in it at all.

Nobody makes a good toy that any kid would ever want. All the new faces and vehicles are
>Black guy in jacket
>asian girl in jumpsuit
>homeless guy in trenchcoat
>old guy in robe and slippers
>running lizard horse
>wobbly hovering junk fighter
>standard X-Wing with a rocket attached to it

People hate prequels but kids fucking love guys like Jango, Grievous, super battle droids, jedi with cool horns and alien tentacle dreds, giant bug soldiers, and wacky laser hover tanks.

He HAS to like it and talk about how much he likes it. Or else that invalidates everything he has been saying on social media for the last two years.

Post that pic of Jenna Fischer

Make a good movie

Drowning in bukake

>implying they don't routinely salvage garbage from their destroyed ships

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Don't that Rian look dusty

TFA is good, solid shit. It has the right consistency to sculpt a little shit statue out of. You can make something of it.
TLJ is rotten, wet diarrhea. It can't be built into anything, it just seeps everywhere.

underrated

This is part of why the prequels suck

>shit on everything JJ set up

JJ didn't "set up" anything, he just copied and pasted from A New Hope. "Setting up" implies you have a plan for how to satisfyingly develop or satisfyingly end what you're setting up.

>JJ: here is Snoke
>okay who he is he?
>JJ: I dunno lol but aren't I a genius for setting up this character?

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yeah, there should've been at least a 40 years gap between Episode 3 and 4

The fuck sort of armor is that one guy wearing in the teaser? He just kind of gets carried/shoved by kylos lightsaber.

maybe this time Kylo practices a no-kill policy

It holds symbolic meaning for the audience not him. It's completely retarded.

I don't see a reason to wear the helmet. Why does Kylo need it?

>sorry about blowing up those 3 planets full of people I've decided to adopt more peaceful ways, now

This has always bothered me. The Jedi council should not have existed in the prequels. They could have had Qui Gon and Obi Wan still, but as independent agents, essentially Jedi-for-hire who were helping out the Naboo in ep1 and then simply got caught up in the politics of the rest of the trilogy, while training Anakin as a Jedi on their own like Yoda did with Luke. Obviously more plot points would have had to change, but overall it could have told the same story.

Who says the reforged helmet is for him?

>the helmet is literally the best part of the whole trilogy
That says a lot.

Star wars is an anthology series at this point

you mean there was something wrong with the plot of the prequels??

it's like a boomerang, just like when it fell to the bottom of cloud city

underrated

In itself the plot was fine, the problem is in relation to the original trilogy

classic schizophrenic George's writing

Star wars is like a saturday morning cartoon now. The plot resets at the end of each episode. Sometimes Kylo is the bad guy, other times he's the anti-hero.
Sometimes Rey has parents, other times she's Anakin reincarnated

Why does *other character* need a plastic helmet that can be destroyed with a few punches? Why not get a good one?

yikes

It's almost as if the writers are LOST

That's actually some nice pottery (pardon the pun).
>no matter how perfectly he restores it, it's always gonna look shit and stupid
>and it's been far from a perfect restoration...

We already have a precedent with Jango and Boba tho

It's just like when JJ said the same thing about TLJ. I'm so glad these two directors get on with each other so well, as well lucasarts and disney in general.
Remind me again, when is Rian directing that trilogy?

TFA was serviceable. It wasn't "good" by any means. It had a lot of shit and terrible world-building. But the worst part of it was implying that Han would give up on his son (which was still done relatively okay, compared to say Luke's flashback...)
More importantly, it ended with endless potential for the sequels to actually be good

Leia is just an annoying cunt. Not in a cool way. Just a bitch.

Mystery boxes are actually okay for the first film in a planned trilogy you mouth breathing autist

"planned" being the operative word, yes.

JJ did plan it out though dipshit

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He can't do shit. He crawled on his scabby knees begging Lucas to help clean up Rian's mess. I'm kinda stoked because Episode IX outline was Lucas's idea.

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Why not have a v.3 made then?

Baka

how much of his draft survived however

You mean Kathy crawled on her scabby knees to beg JJ to come back after she fired Trevorrow, knew the fans would hate TLJ and needed to appease investors?
JJ is a hack, but let's not rewrite history here.

>they switched Rey's costume back to a lighter version of the Episode 7 costume for the sole purpose of being able to use alterante Rey/Leia interactions from Episode 7 filming
I liked the Episode 8 costume better but it all makes sense

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Literally none. Rian ignored it and sat down and scribbled out TLJ in crayon in about an hour and they didn't bother editing or redrafting it.
Not really JJ's fault that KK let Rian act like a childish retard to explore his daddy issues in a family blockbuster

The only patrician opinion on this shitshow of a board I've read all day. Though he'd probably get replaced halfway through the shoot by some jewish ally.

underrated

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TFA isn't even close to being a decent action adventure movie, much less a good Star Wars film.

TFA and TLJ were both equally terrible in different ways. I walked out of TFA thinking "meh" and completely forgot about it. I couldn't remember even the basic plot or how any of the fight scenes went. The ending lightsaber fight might as well not have happened for all the impact it had.
I walked out of TLJ thinking "what the fuck?" and trying to figure out what I just saw and getting more and more pissed off as I thought about the movie. But hey, at least it was memorable this time around.

I think at this point CGIing costumes isn't that hard for them. she could fucking wear anything and they could just draw different shit over it.

It looks like Kylo digs one of the secondary blades into the person, while knocking him down

It's finally over.

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witnessed

or she could wear nothing

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>five fives

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>or she could wear nothing
It's going to happen.

Now I'm getting pissed off thinking about what could have been
>Yoda and Obi wan are social outcasts following some ancient mysticism that everybody thinks is bullshit (because Ben said in ESB that Yoda trained him)
>Work as basically independent private detectives/mercenaries for hire
>Queen Amidala hires them because the Senate won't help her
>Everything else in tpm happens normally
>Yoda simply senses that Anakin is special, no midichlorians
>End of the movie Yoda is injured in Darth Maul fight so he retires
>Padme hires obi as her full time personal bodyguard and advisor
>he agrees but continues to train Anakin because he feels Anakin is very skilled
>At the beginning of the second movie, obi wan and padme have developed a romantic relationship over the years
>The movie deals with Anakin's jealousy of obi because he has feelings for padme
>Sheev exploits this jealousy luring Anakin closer to the dark side
>Obi visits Yoda who tells him he senses darkness in Anakin and is concerned that Obi cannot save him from it
>Obi is still determined that he can make Anakin into a Jedi
>by the end it's revealed that Padme has begun to develop feelings for Anakin, as well, and it ends with her betraying obi and fucking Anakin
>Third movie is a love triangle that tears apart obi and Anakin, as well as obi and padme
>Sheev continues to use these negative events and emotions to manipulate Anakin towards darkness
>Anakin still has his dream of padme dying in childbirth but before he even knows she's pregnant
>Once she reveals to him that she's pregnant and it's his, he freaks the fuck out because if his dream
>Confides in Sheev who tells him he can teach him abilities that will allow him to save her much like in RotS

-nice artistic red accents transforms the boring mask
NOW the helmet looks cool. Thanks for your contribution, Rian.

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that would be a good idea also made me think about

>Snyder involved in a Star Wars movie

modern audiences are not ready for such level of kino

No, that would be Kylo and his helmet getting destroyed was one of the best things Rian did. Kylo was the one trending on twitter yesterday not his helmet. Most of the shots we got with Kylo he was sans helmet stay mad.

sedious coming back is cool tho

>Basically ends the same with Anakin and obis final fight, but obi is essentially trying to arrest Anakin for crimes he committed for Sheev while Anakin is trying to get to Padme who is in laborin, but obi won't let him go. Instead of padmes dying of a broken heart bullshit she dies from medical complications while Anakin is fighting obi so he blames obi for her death

>Completely, blatantly copying the other films in the most obvious fashion with everything new being terrible shallow nonsense and SJW posturing
>It's good though
This is why things are such shit today, because these NPC's are actual retards. I'm not even exaggerating or trolling--they are actually retarded and don't have the cognitive ability to recognize when something is objective shit so long as it's branded, hyped, and sold to them in the right way.

They've caused the free market to backfire by being the mindless tools they are.

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doesn't star wars rebels makes this way way worse?

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It was objectively terrible. That's like saying that the person that died of cancer was healthier than the person with cancer that was killed in a car accident.
>(((FUN)))

Wow, these people are real.
When will the doomsday asteroid hit us? Or the globe-annihilating plague? Please God if you're listening, it's too much.

It was better than the prequels. Kids didn't like phantom menace but I saw TFA with kids and they loved it. It served its purpose well enough. Kids are honest. They know if a PG movie is shit or not. The ending of TFW is actually more tightly constructed than the space battle end of ANH which I thought was a bit dull and predictable.

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eat shellfish

>It was objectively terrible.
No, it wasn't. It got too much into retread territory, but the foundation was laid and it was solid. Then TLJ came out and did nothing with it.

Clearly Jew Jew is going back to the original plan of blacking Rey.
God damnit.

I like how he outright lies in the face of reality knowing full fucking well what he did, and then has to have a paid shill come in and say “Well, it’s not that big of a deal.” Before he can come back and admit it in the most bitchy way possible.

>Why was Vader’s helmet suddenly hot pink in the movie?
>I preferred to change it. That’s my justification and you’re not getting a better answer.

"What could've been" with Star Wars is the most incredible tragedy in the history of film and modern Western entertainment culture.

Even George fucked it up though, so it was kind of unavoidable fate. The prequels should've been absolutely awesome, a new three films on-par with the first three.

Everything else the politics could have been the same, but replace the Jedi with some other group that serves the same purpose (peacemakers who end up hiring the clone army because they have no choice but to fight the empire) but is made up of regular people.
Yoda's injury in the maul fight would explain his limp/cane, too.
And also the first and second film would have obi and Anakin together much more and actually forming a real friendship, so when it falls apart in the third film it's much more tragic and powerful.

The last jedi didn't happen lol

Now watch our movie and give us money INCELS

>take 6 months to do an easy job
>still get it wrong
is rian a government contractor?

prequels are bad but nu-trilogy has absolutely nothing going for it. at least prequels had an original story and some decent designs, disney trilogy is just rehashed with nothing new at all

The "foundation" of a young force-sensitive person on a desert planet joining a scrappy band of resistance fighters to learn about the force, fight an oppressive military force, and eventually blow up an evil superweapon?

You're a fucking NPC idiot and are literally the cancer eroding the DNA of society. You are the real problem with everything.

>Kids are honest
Confirmed for genetic dead end with no children. Not only children lie but they can also be forced by adults to repeat specific lies.

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No one is denying the existence of the Jedi or that they were into Force. People just don't believe in the levitating shit cause the chances of running into a Jedi are astronomical since there were only 10k of them at their prime. There's a Pope in Vatican and there are still atheists around.

This, I actually enjoyed watching it the first time aside from the ending which ruined everything.
It was definitely uninspired and had many flaws.

The fight scenes would be the best we've ever seen, but the dialogue would be back to Lucas tier.

Literally nothing matters in Star Wars anymore. I thought everyone would realize this by now.

>implying that boy wasn't born this way

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Idiot identification test.
You passed.

>There's a Pope in Vatican and there are still atheists around.
This is the dumbest thing I've ever read. The Pope doesn't have magical abilities, you moron.

>Kylo smashes his helmet in an act of impotent teenage tantrum rage
>leaves the elevator
>regrets it instantly
>door closes in front of him
>frantically pushes the button
>PLEASE BE THERE PLEASE BE THERE PLEASE BE THERE
>paces in front of the elevator fighting off tears
>elevator door opens
>the shards are still there
>THANK THE FORCE!
>picks up the pieces of the ground
>cradles them like an infant while running towards his room like a child that needs to poop
>Sorry, baby didn't mean to do it. It will never happen again.
>superglues the fucking dumb thing back together

But, Jesus allegedly had.

I wish they would’ve had the balls to actually make him a giant. The whole time I was sitting there like: “How are they going to make this literal who seem like a threat?” Then he shows up in that huge hologram and the whole theater (myself included) were like: “Oh shit.”

Not if you don’t know the answer to the question. You need to figure out who everyone is and what you’re doing and then figure out a way to make them mysterious otherwise it doesn’t ever pay off in a satisfying way because they always have to come up with a bullshit answer at the last possible second

But that has nothing to do with your retarded analogy. You compared people not believing in Jedi powers despite there being an established Jedi council less than 20 years ago with their abilities being public knowledge, to people not believing in God despite there being a Pope.

>Not if you don’t know the answer to the question
1. JJ had answers for those questions that Rian chose to ignore
2. A monkey could come up with satisfying answers to those questions without breaking the entire lore

Only A New Hope was good, then the franchise went from epic to small. Vader went from the only force user in the room to one of a handful in the galaxy.

All franchises suffer from this eventually, and this trilogy is just a way to have both scrappy heroes who are also the most important people in the galaxy - you put them in charge of near nothing.

>this is the average intelligence of christfags

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Nobody denies the existence of the Jedi, neither this Empire mook nor Han. They just don't believe in their mumbo-jumbo sorcery. Doesn't matter if there's a Jedi Council or if their sessions are transmitted on space TV for all to see, they didn't perform parlor tricks on street corners and most people didn't see them in action for the supernatural aspect of them just get taken for granted by everybody.
Let me clarify
Force = Jesus
Jedi = Pope and priests

>Did I tell you about the healing power of Christ?
>fuck of with your sorcerer's ways, padre. Your ancient religion didn't help you with the sexual abuse charges

how is she still alive? didn't she fly into a spaceship at lightspeed?

>What do you think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Toydarian! Mind tricks don't work on me; only money.
Their powers are clearly public knowledge.

It's called the force numbnuts