HEHEHEHAHAHA

He looks like a black Bill Shatner

>literally said on the panel he only did it for the money

LMAO

>best friend

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>be based black man before the term even existed.
>Smooth, suave, alpha AF.
>Ying to Han's Yang.
>Immortal for your role in Star Wars.
Now he'll be remembered for this cash grab. Oh well.

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>tfw winning the long game by simply outliving your rival
Lando planned this from the beginning as soon as he lost the Falcon to Han.

that looks terrible
they couldn't have put him on a diet or anything?
>The fuck I care cracka? They're paying me in crates of Colt 45, I'll laugh at anything.

>everyone i ever knew is dead and we're losing an apocalyptic war YEEEEEEHAWWWWWW

>[fade into Disney boardroom]
>*pastey white executive #1* What the hell did we do wrong? Haven't we pandered enough to them, what more do they need to buy the merchandise and see the film?

lifeless laugh

>Lando
More like HAMdo... jeebus they coudln't spring for a personal trainer to give him back some of his suave? Disney are phoning this shit in now.
Fuck NuWars.

based

Like Harrison Ford? Who repeatedly said he only did it because they backed a brinks truck up to his fucking house?

>*pastey Jewish executive #1*
ftfy

>wearing administrative clothing

Leia’s Message got out boys

According to Lucasfilm it's Reys ship.

That is why he is laughing.

Don't lie, that's only true for RotJ. There were actual, fully constructed Falcons for ANH and ESB.

This franchise reminds me of the movie Running Man where they start throwing old farts at the protagonist because he won't fucking die

He's happy he got his ship back finally. He's having the last laugh.

>white man
>best friend

Colt 45

GET OUT OF THERE LANDO THEY'RE ONLY GONNA KILL YOU OFF

Why would he bother getting in shape when they're just going to kill him off.

lando jump gorg

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Absolutely based. Hopefully he gets some Leia pusy before the movie ends too.

Yeah we know. In TLJ the radio tech lady specifically says:
>THEY'VE HEARD US, BUT NOBODY'S COMING. THERE'S NO RESPONSE.

I guess Lando was just late huh

>Why are we filming my scenes first?

>Han wore the same clothes for 30 years
>lando wore the same clothes for 30 years
>chewie has been naked for 30 years

Jesus

was probably hungover at a space denny's or something

>chewie's life debt is paid, is still a slave.

>reunion scene with fembot L3, who as you remember is part of the falcon now
it's coming

Incredibly based

nostalgia pandering baybeeeeeeee

expect even more in this shitfest as they're desperate in getting asses in those seats

more like Lardo Calorissian haha

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Does he even realize he's in a movie. Isn't his brain swiss cheese at this point.

>where they start throwing old farts at the protagonist because he won't fucking die

The Star Wars nerds want their old heroes on the screen even if they’re 100 years old. They want their actors to dance for them even into their retirement age. It’s pathetic to see an actor in his 60’s playing the same character as in his 20’s

DELET THIS!

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>Sony planned this
>Activision trying to mek jok
>McDonald's playing with your childhood.

Factually wrong

no, actually please let this happen.

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when do we get to see this nigga again

I can almost guarantee you it will happen.

She'll make a quip about how he's gotten old or something.

he was in Last Jedi wasn't he

Toppest of keks my fellow brother in antisemitism! Let that kekistani flag fly high!

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>he was in Last Jedi wasn't he
fuck probably I don't even remember

Are boomers black?

I'm pretty sure he was there with the other fighter pilots and maybe even survived to be on the falcon at the end. He just doesn't say anything.

pipe down, kike

we prefer the term african-american, son

you mean cockpits?

shieeet

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yea I totally missed that
maybe I only recognize him if he's sitting next to a black guy

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I fail to see the issue. I'm actually happy for him. Best thing about the new movie honestly.

You just reminded me we won't see him and Han together.
Fuck, it hurts, just like not seeing Han and Luke together.
What the fuck is even happening?

I thought he was just another alien of the same species but nope
one of those art books straight up says he's the same guy from ROTJ

he's been doing the same thing for 30 years just like everybody else

>saying anti semitism, anti star wars, and anti-trump posts are Reddit and soi

This I how we know your a paid shill. You just don’t get why saying something is Reddit or soi is funny and insulting. You can’t just say everything you don’t like is soi.

more like Lardo Nutritian lmao

>hes wearing the same outfit

I feel like Billy Dee always handled Star Wars better than the other actors. He's not high functioning autistic like Hamill or stone cold like Ford. He knows what he's in, and plays it appropriately.
youtube.com/watch?v=Xdd0edT-BeE

He's getting a fat paycheck and attention. I'm sure he's legitimately thrilled.

Have sex

Did they buy that headset at Walmart?

Totally agreed, but I'll accept Ford and Hamill as well as they add color. Even Alec Guinness is a nice shade to the movie, though it's unfortunate he didn't get it.

Wrong. Sheev is a meme-machine.

member Lando?

Hi zoomer, inbetween rounds of fortnite?

this. so much this
he's going to be terrible

>sheev cackles
wait. so disney paid so little attention to the OT that they think the emperor is still alive?
fingers crossed that they shoehorn jabba into the story just to fuck with continuity.

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That's a yike.

I'm too old for this shit

dont you remember old star wars

now you HAVE to buy tickets and see it

>Jews aren't white silly

>spaceships are a helluva drug heheheh

>hasn't done anything with his life.
Yeah okay user, whatever you say.

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When did Neil Degrasse Tyson get cast?

I shit you not, he looks like a black version of my grandpa, 100% match

Lando Caloriesian.

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not gonna lie he looks kinda like my dad

Lardo*

And here's why that's a good thing

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>Literally was Sneed

FUUUUCKING HELL!

holy shiieet

>trailer music is Leia's theme
She's going to be the final hero, isn't she?

The whole plan for the movies was that 7 was Han's, 8 was Luke's, and then 9 was going to be Leia's.

She's more of a mentor figure now. Poe is the new resistance leader for all practical purposes.

Wowo

formerly Nick

Mine too!

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Those fake glass teeth again .

You’re such a soiboi it’s actually unreal

>hasn't done anything with his life
Excuse you, he was in Command and Conquer 3

practically every relevant actor, newscaster, TV personality you name it has fake teeth or verneers

I appreciate the honesty, that's something that Star Wars has been lacking for the past couple of years.

>Jews are responsible for me being a kissless virgin r/TheDonald poster!

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Based

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Because I have good ideas?

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>recruit more boomers

>I'm so happy to have finally been reunited with the spaceship that it turns out is installed with the consciousness of an equal rights advocate robot I used to fuck frequently!

Nub nub is still alive.

>antisemitism is reddit somehow when you can't even say anything slightly rightwing on reddit

>AGENT JEFFRIES
>TWIN PEAKS THE RETURN KINO CONFIRMED BILLY DEE WILLIAMS IS TAKING DAVID BOWIES PLACE AS AGENT JEFFRIES
thatd be kino

The Disney Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Disney Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

jews are actually responsible for women being stupid worthless whores so yeah it is jews fault that we don't see any use in pursuing nasty roasties and wageslaving. Sorry kike.

Good, that's the only reason he should be involved with the dumpster fire known as Nu Wars.

40

Based

>1974
>Sneed

This actor fucks and sucks for real

Probably because Disney is unable to create compelling new characters.

I genuinely hope that Based Lando does NOT die in Episode IX. Come on Nu-Lucasfilm, let AT LEAST ONE of the classic characters survive in this movie.

>inb4 "HURR, HE SHOULD DIE COZ HE'S A NIGGER!!!!! XD"

Fuck that shit, Finn is a nigger but Lando is based as fuck and Lando was one of my favourite Star Wars characters in my childhood (and still is today).

i'm sure he doesn't mind the paycheck, now he can buy more cigarettes and colt 45

Silence kike

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Based and redditpilled

Who the fuck is noob noob?

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He's gonna be kino. But they shouldn't have killed off Han and Luke.

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Harrison Ford wanted Han dead. He wanted that to happen back in the original trilogy.

>Sneed
Is this the end of the saga? This CANNOT be a coincidence

Based. Hopefully he invests the money well.

BOOMER LANDO

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What if Rey is a Calrissian? Regardless, what sound will she make while getting Lando'd?

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Do you think there will be new brown aliens that look like some form of a Rancor?

He must have been called in the last minute, no time for dieting.

It will just be a three-headed Rancor named Rancorberus.

They hired personal trainers for Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher (Harrison Ford actually didn't need one). Why couldn't they do that for Billy Dee?

Seems appropriate to me that Lando ends up overweight
does he seem like the kind of person who would eat healthy and exercise?

He was reputedly a ladies man, which makes me think he would want to keep his stamina and appearance up.

I could see Han getting fat though if Harrison Ford wasn't such a /fit/izen in real life.

Could just as easily go the other way where Han is too vain to let himself get out of shape but Lando is a hedonist who doesn't give a fuck. I mean the guy fucks robots now.

Yeah, why can’t he be more like you, a white loser posting on Yea Forums?

Sure, but the cockpit was a separate thing. Just like all the other interiors of the ship. You don't actually think they built the whole thing in one piece and then filmed it?

Everything's belongs to Rey according to Lucasfilm. It's the only way they can validate that shitty excuse for a character.

I don't know if it's Rian being an idiot and trying to push "hope is lost" narrative or the everybody in the Resistance is being an idiot. Cause the galaxy is huge and if they think anybody can reach them in the few minutes it will take Kkylo to blast their doors open is insane. Even with the instantaneous hyperspace zig-zagging that JJ introduced it's a stretch that anybody would get in time for anything but to bury their charred corpses.

Come off it, there is far less practical sets for the ST than the OT and thats just a fact.

Back in the OT days he was the only one excited to be in it. Ford thought it was nonsense, Fisher was coked out and Hamill was depressed for spending 2 months in a fake swamp and giving passionate speeches to lobsters in jumpsuits.

The fuck are you talking about? What I said was that the scenes were we see Han and Chewie in the cockpit in closeups was a separate piece and not part of the big Falcon they built. It has no glass windows so the camera doesn't have glare and shit. There's BTS photos out there.

ALL YOUR FAVORITES ARE BACK

Actually here it is. Also, pictured: blue screen.

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conchetumare

He's 82, why should he give a fuck saying anything else, Based Dee Williams.