Why are star wars fans never pleased about anything ever?
Why are star wars fans never pleased about anything ever?
Brandon Parker
Wyatt Jenkins
Because they've never had sex
Jonathan Rogers
Because they have too much sex on their minds
Colton Moore
remember him?
Adam Lewis
Honestly this.
Watch the People vs George Lucas and tell me the entire problem wouldn't be solved if they just had sex
Blake Price
LOK IT'S A DEATHSTAR!
Justin Reyes
Because after having a childhood innocence of watching Star Wars and enjoying that, they went on to slay pussy non-stop for the rest of their adult lives.
They want a return to their childhood innocence and fun, but years of amazing, raw, lustful sex, they just can't be satisfied anymore.
Colton Barnes
I wish there was a interquel about him.
Jonathan Wright
>mfw I stopped caring about Star Wars thirty six years ago
Samuel Hill
Because they innately suspect that the content they ravenously consume and obsess over is absolute garbage
Sebastian Perez
>People don't like star wars because they aren't having sex
>Disney provides women for all these people
>Everyone stops caring star wars exists
Andrew Harris
this looks so natural. they are just like us! OHMYGOD
Aaron Bailey
When I was a star wars fan, most of the media actually pleased me. I enjoyed something from all of the prequels and TPM is the only one I overall disliked. The videogames were awesome.
Even TFA was serviceable. But TLJ and ep9 are dogshite
Jose Phillips
Episode 9 isn't out yet
Joseph Lopez
Is he grabbing her boob?
Benjamin Green
Pattern recognition.
Why do people still think anything good will come out of this?
Asher Hill
I love 2-7. Phantom menace is asscheeks and The Last Jedi was boring.
Luis Parker
if you want $2B you better do more than phone-it-in
Jaxon Mitchell
Christian Stewart
I MEMBER
Nathaniel Parker
>Remember that wholsome fairy tale that made you believe in good conquering evil, with Princesses, and Knights, and Rogues and terrifying villains and evil wizards? With daring action and intrigue that kept you entertained for countless hours? Well what if we try to shoe horn our polarizing political ideology right in the middle of your family entertainment that recaptured none of the heart and wiped it's ass with all of the things you loved because they overshadowed my polarizing political ideology?
Not a fucking clue mate.
Juan Diaz
>Disney takes Star Wars
>ruin it
>second film states that it's out with the old in with the new and it's not made for Star Wars fans
>do a complete 180 when that fails and make it nostalgia bait
>omg why are you complaining
Hmm
Kevin Martinez
OH NO NO NO