So is this number of views good or bad?
So is this number of views good or bad?
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>10% dislikes
>normies in the comments saying nuWars suck
it's glorious
That's like 27% the number of views of The Last Jedi's teaser.
I won't even look at it.
Based Rian Johnson killing a franchise.
she's so smol
i want to make babies with her!
Damn, Rose lost weight
>2 year old trailer vs recent trailer
C’mon you can’t be this stupid
the only good thing about the trailer was Sheev laughing at the clusterfuck
>Skywalker rises in 17 hours
12 mln
>Endgame in 24
289 mln
It's over for Star Wars, rejoice
I was going to say, "give it some time," but I thought that was obvious. Fuck you, brainlet user.
won't beat the fucking clown movie trailer
Daisy Ridley is a nice enough person, but she just cannot act. When you are being asked to be the main character in a trilogy of films, this small flaw is eventually going to become apparent.
Really, she's more like a stage school dropout who became a children's party entertainer. Quite why in the hell they decided she was the best option to carry this $5bn franchise is beyond me. Who else auditioned? Amy Schumer and Brie Larson?
It's bad considering that it's Star Wars (and many are just watching it to shit on it and won't go and see the movie). Star Wars was the biggest movie franchise in the world until Disney bought it.
Your post was redundant then
>tons of makeup on her face
they really stopped trying in the make-up department aren't they?
Your birth was redundant, but I thought that was obvious, too.
sneed wars
it is dead
>being this upset because you’re a retard
lmao
did it beat Captain Marvel?
they could have had a real actor but instead they went with an unknown because they also had 2-3 other unknown non-whites. You cant have scar-jo or J-law playing Rey with a bunch of no name side characters. Everyone has to be equal because "inclusion" and "diversity" and selling more fucking toys at all costs. Its all about money and virtue signaling. Nothing else.
If only you could see the smile on my face, user.
She can't act, but she has nothing to work with anwyay. Rey is fundamentally a personality vacuum that has no meaningful goals, traits or opinions and isn't relatable or plausible as a character in any way.
She is a Kathleen Kennedy self insert. It's what she was primarily cast for. Seriously.
>looks somewhat like a young KK
>is the unfailable savior of the galaxy
huh
Damn, nice freeze frame there.
I don't care what you fuckers on here say, I'm wild about Daisy Ridley. I've been since day one and I don't really know what exactly it is about her that I love so much, but dios mio man, I would hit that with the force of a million suns.
Mary Rey
Mary sues usually have some sort of idealized cool person personality that the author(s) wish they could be.
Rey is just a void that gets given any power or relationship she needs to be able to move the plot along because the writers either don't care who she is as a character. A mary void if you like.
Like it or not, you gotta know
yoda found out a secret technique that let him be reborn thru the force.
Obiwan is the father. "there is no mother"
Rey (aka yoda) has no memorys of his old life because the technique is so powerful that it will literally change ur sex. (the force is female btw haters)
surprised me no one made this yet
btw thats why yoda only shows up as a goofball forceghost. His real essence is in Rey(female) body.
I actually liked Force Awakens and Last Jedi. I din't watch Rogue One or Solo at all, though.
They went with young unknowns, because they didn't want them hitting the wall mid-trilogy, and they wouldn't get diva behavior, and the checks would be smaller. And, there's no possibility of typecasting.
That decision isn't a bad one, it's just that out of all of the potential actresses in her age group, they chose...her.
and thats why luke refuses to train her. He realizes that its yoda. He can sense his presence. But also knows of the goofy muppet yoda dickin around outside the archives n shit. He know that yodas mind has been split. As soon as he meets Rey he knows that she is yodas true spirit reincarnated.
even irl she is mary rey literally the chosen one
irony being the merchandise sold like shit besides Hux which sold like hot cakes.
just because rey is liked by everyone and can do everything better than anyone else in the galaxy with little effort doesn't mean she's a mary sue
no she is greater than a mary sue she is a mary rey.
>If only you could see the smile on my face, user.
I'm putting money down that Palptatine comes back to life with the weird Darth Sidious powers he mentioned in the prequels and MaRey Sue uses them to also bring Luke back for the finale. My reasoning is because JJ originally said he might bring Luke back, but then around mid-way through production started doubling down that Luke was really dead for the press.
If they bring my man Luke back and actually make a good goddamn movie for once, I'll go see it. I think the dumb bitch in charge is as good as gone once the movie is out. She's going to "resign" after having "done a good job and finished the trilogy" since outright firing her would be an admission of guilt, and corporations don't like to do that.
lmao
what i think is going to happen is Sheev is still alive because of his dark force mastery of immortality.
The twist will be Luke learned the force way to comeback too
Lol skipped the ones that actually work as movies
>ywn squish Daisy Ridley with your penyis
I don't think they'd let anyone do something better than Rey is the thing. If the emperor is going to have an ace up his sleeve power, Rey is going to get to one up him on it.
It's from all the cyberbullying.
but is pretty much known the Emperor can do that its heavily implied in the 6 original movies and the old EU he outright does.
Thats what the scene with him and Anakin in the theatre alludes to.
Right, I'm not saying the emperor won't do it, I'm just saying that Disney won't allow anyone to be better than Rey. So if he can do X, she can do X but better. I was saying that in reply to the user thinking that Luke would revive himself.
yeah...whatever user
Youtube is actively removing your dislikes at the end of the video. Surely it's a glitch, amirite?
It's fine, user. You're free to like her for her looks, I'm willing to believe she appeals to a lot of people superficially. It's just that Rey, her character, is terrible.
There are about 240 major stadiums in the United States... if their seating was estimated at an average of 50,000 each... you would have the audience for this trailer. So all of America is pumped for the trailer, but it has no reach overseas.
This direct sporting analogy leads me to believe that they are actually exaggerating the amount of views it's been receiving.
You cannot choose what you like, you just do.
Damn Star Wars is dead outside of the US and the UK. Most experts think it will outgross TLJ since the third usually does but I don't know.
>Most experts think it will outgross TLJ since the third usually does but I don't know.
i think it will, they have hit the panic button hard and are pulling out all the nostalgia related things to draw in cucked fans of the originals.
The Last Jedi grossed $517.1 million in America, and $1.333 billion worldwide.
Is this bad?
very underwhelming. at first Didney was projecting 2 billion
Why are you lying? Endgame did not get that many views in 24 hours
Jews can't mimic genuine white epics about innocence and purity. What we get is algorithmic cringe because Jews initially see dollar signs, but once they get into the thick, the themes of the material make them naturally weary and wary, so they try then to half ass it, to give the goyim what they "want," except this is the lie they tell themselves. In truth JJ Abrams is repressed, and his hatred for gentile creativity, Lucas's gifted scope, imagination and his legendary stature, and at the purity of the fandom, JJ will always exist outside it. He actually hates Star Wars but probably didn't realize it fully until the final movie.
Imo Abrams subconsciously wanted to destroy Star Wars as a FU to whites and simply because he can. The irony is that Rian Johnson fucked up his disaster plan, but he couldn't resist stabbing the blade in and breaking it off.
Abrams ruined Star Trek but that's an inherently Jewish property. And he simply can't tolerate his lack of talent eclipsing a property, so he begins to blame the property itself for its "challenging limitations." But Star Wars is the apotheosis of JJ's corruption as a person.
There is something eerie even in this title. The Rise of Skywalker. The allusions to Jesus Christ should be clear if you're over 20. But this title is not genuine. Luke unlike Christ will not be resurrected by the Disney Jew. Instead, they will demean Luke's legacy as the true chosen one even further by making Rey truly a Luke. And they will release this literally at Christmas. This movie is about bringing sadness and depression to white Americans. And that's what JJ gets paid for. It truly is that deep imo. Bobby Iger is allowing JJ to do this, it's a power trip for him. So that he can reshape Star Wars in the Jewish image in coming years. Bobby Iger is a shrewd businessman, he knows the risk he took in burning off Star Wars, but he thinks he can't fail.
I'm literally going to throw up. JJ fucking sucks. I hate him.
Endgame did NOT get that much on YT. Still has way more though.
Disney will work overtime to get this over $1B WW but it truly seems destined to be a goddamn embarrassment of a generation. Normies have a pent up hostility to these new movies now. And what's funny is minorities hate this shit. Everyone knows Daisy was a bad choice. She doesn't seem alive in the starry way that was needed. And missing link Boyega looks like he's aloofly searching for a trashcan across the cosmos to deposit his face. Low frequency faggotry. And everyone is fed up.
can she even bear a child ?
Never underestimate nostalgia pandering. JJ will play this very safe and hit all the right notes to bring in the soimales
>Quite why in the hell they decided Daisy was the best option to carry this $5bn franchise is beyond me
Well it's a mystery and everyone with sharp insight knows the choice failed. It withered. Daisy never blossomed. She's like JLaw if JLaw started acting like an entitled ditz before she won Oscars. Daisy didn't need to challenge herself because she won before filming began. She's set for life.
But the bigger question: what did Disney initially see in her? It's very rare for a micromanaged global empire like Disney with a century of talent search behind it to misfire like this. Jake Lloyd is very similar. When he was announced, I remember fags on Ain't It Cool Talkbacks instinctively saying he didn't have the "X factor" to play the part. His name was too generic too, and that matters. Daisy has a good name but it's artificial. As another user said it was probably Kennedy's decision in the end, and Daisy was like her avatar. Daisy was more a symbol, a stand-in for Kennedy's power level, than a significant talent. Kennedy just expected the world to fall in love with her. She's deluded.
And making a bunch of Star Wars live action series only dilutes its filmic potential further in mass culture. Terrible.
>i-i would have said something less retarded but i didn't!
Cringe
The only wat to save this was to bring Luke back and make him a big part of the movie.
Look at the trailer. Most of the characters look uninteresting with zero progression to them. Even Rey.
She looks the same one from the first movie while the third movie was when Luke and Anakin finally felt like strong characters.
I feel like I have nothing to watch for in this movie
The trailer looked like TFA deleted scenes
>started
Hamill wouldn't be doing Child's Play if he was in this movie as Luke. He's taking lots of shitty jobs, playing some merchant on a History series too
I'd honestly say most of the casual audience actually at least likes Rey, but Finn however is a shitter. Killing Luke was their biggest mistake.
It will make just under $1 billion worldwide and they will blame low ticket sales on a "leaked" copy
Instead of getting pissed, I just don't give a shit. That's an improvement, right?
It's very big in France.
Hi. Do you have insider intel?
I like finn more than rey, i thought that was the general feeling wow
>Another Star Wars thread
>Another thread where delusional "true fans" get mad about the new trilogy
>Another thread where they cherrypick and move goal posts to try and say it's already dead or a financial failure or whatever
>Another year of Star Wars threads
Can't wait.
That and Jumanji 3 opening a couple weeks after.
>what did Disney initially see in her?
She had facial similarities to Hershlag and Fisher (when JJ was leaving the door open to them being related)
Is this the part where I'm supposed you a Disney shill and cuckold and SJW?
Here you can see Daisy Ridley's "I'm acting" face
Probably because she looks like a cute 12 year old boy .
>another year of Star Wars threads
get ready for the rest of your life user
Embarrassing
I did a tutorial on youtube and got 14.3 million views , BTFO star jews
Sometimes it is hard for me to tell whether Clown World is real or not.
It's real, it looks better with the nightmare goggles on.
Remember when youtube stats and comments weren't manipulated.
Why not? The Skywalker story is over regardless of how much screen time he has.
But Daisy isn't Jewish like Hershylog and Fisher. I wonder if JewJew is practicing a type of reverse psychology where he announces all of his stupid half formed ideas to the public, which in turn causes everyone to debate everything he says to exhaustion, and by the time the movie comes out, everyone sees it because JJ says "this one, this one, we may have gotten right, this one, this one, I don't want to jinx myself, but it feels special."
JJ had this thing where he promotes his movies by downplaying them, to justify his own hackery with faux humility, so that it's hard to destroy him. He's not even a director. He's like an intelligent fungus.
He'd take more family friendly and much bigger roles. Look if Luke becomes Jesus, it's the biggest thing in mainstrsam cinema since Passion. Avengers couldn't compete. But I can tell by Mark's recent remarks about SW that he isn't pleased with the finale.
>So is this number of views good or bad?
Who cares if it’s good or bad, they’ll all still go see it, whether they liked it or not.
nice
I marked the fuck out when I saw Lando
You missed out on the non-remake ones
well whats he supposed to say
'yeah im back and badass taking down star destroyers and shit'