/got/

What was it about him that changed your mind, user? He's done a lot of stupid shit but I mostly cope with it by imagining him pissing his pants in public. Face it, he's just not the sharpest tool in the shed.

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I'll ask again cause no one responded last thread. Which house has a cute fox in its flag. Thanks.

t. me not reading the last post correctly It is little, isn't it?

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House Banefort

top kek, it doesn't even look like a micro, just a regular size dick chopped in half. what mode is this called

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It was solely the baby dick. He’s still really cute and funny. I just finished watching his interview with Wired on YouTube. I also love the character of Jaime still. I’m just not as outta control horny for him anymore.

Nikolajlet mode

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Just finished watching that interview, especially liked the part where he admitted he's over 200 pounds. What a big guy

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>spend all points on looks, charisma and general chad attributes
>no more points left for penis
>fuck it, half a dick will do
that's a strange build, but probably beats ugly af loser with a horse dick

His balls are literally bigger than his dick.

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No way as long as you don’t stink I’ll turn off the light if you got a big ol’ dick and know how to use it. Shit.

Post your ideal ending for the series

>white walkers are defeated
>good guys are celebrating
>Dany and Jon kiss
>suddenly Jaime stabs Dany in the heart
>kills Jon too
>Jaime starts singing
>And who.. Are you..
>Arya teleports behind him
>I prefer the one about the bear
>Jaime looks down
>Arya has cut off his other hand
>youtube.com/watch?v=TgiTB2NFvAM

I SHITPOSTED, I HARASSED YOU IN MY BAN APPEAL, I DODGED THE BAN ON MY PHONE, THEN I REPOSTED MY SHITPOST LIKE THIS

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My ideal ending would be cancellation after season 4.

>inb4 he's a grower but no one will know because he's rejected for his small flaccid penis
When did this even become a thing?

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I will give you that, that is indeed a possibility but an unlikely one.

>be six one, two hundred pounds and extremely handsome
>have little baby cock and huge pubic bush
>tfw

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>fag general
Yep, See you in the next thread faggots

LADS

i just realized
we never actually see shireen burn/die
if you really think about it, you know what this means
all hail stannis

was not expecting iain glen to sound so effete irl. nothing like jorah.

youtube.com/watch?v=Hrj5SQ5Zc9c

We never actually saw Xaro Xhoan Daxos and Doreah die. ALL HAIL KING XARO AND QUEEN DOREAH!

Sperm. In ur mouth. In ur eyes. Num.

Bushes are hot. Only dumb millenials and zoomers dislike pubic hair.

>"Jaime and I are more than brother and sister. We are one person in two bodies. We shared a womb together. He came into this world holding my foot, our old maester said. When he is in me, I feel … whole."
>"Jaime, don’t you think I want it as much as you do? It makes no matter who they wed me to, I want you at my side, I want you in my bed, I want you inside me."
>"You are me, I am you. I need you with me. In me. Please, Jaime. Please."

Something tells me she doesn't mind the baby dick.

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First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.

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Jorah sounds way cooler than he has any right to in the show
Plays the most cucked retarded white knight faggot but has that deep smooth baritone voice

>t. tranny

>yfw the vault was unlockable from the inside the whole time, he stole all the treasure inside beforehand, and he escaped with his life and he's coming back to rape dany for her poor acting skills

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Actually agree, although he could try making his dick look bigger by trimming his bush. As far as I know he already waxes his ass for roles (WebM related)

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Not that user and I don’t have anything against public hair but we all know the rule. If your working with something on the smaller side you gotta trim those pubes down it makes it look bigger then a tiny thing lost in a huge bush.

Maario Naharis

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What the fuck, is it erect here?

Fair point.

She is also fucking a shit load of other people though...

Virgin with a small dick.

She's only fucked five people in the books including Jaime. She also fucked Bobby B, Lancel, Osney Kettleblack and Taena Merryweather. My husbando Jaime is such a loyal boy that he's never even kissed or held hands with anyone besides his sister.

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I don't come to these threads to talk about the size of jaime lannister's penis.

I don’t think he’s erect but it looks like it’s a little fluffed up maybe a little blood flowing which makes me sad.

That’s a lot of people for someone who has been married since she was 17 and in a monogamous secret relationship with her brother.

Nope and nope. You're still a tranny tho

Why else would you come here? Strange. I think you might be in the wrong spot. It’s ok we will have you talking about dicks in no time. Ok?

Tbh he might be full erect, he's young in that secene and the actress is very close.

LITTLE DICK IS IT?

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It's hard to judge, this is from his 2017 movie Small Crimes. All I can see is balls and no dick.

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>LANCEL BRING THE KINGSLAYER HIS PENISSTRETCHER!

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Though All Men Do Despise Us

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Ok champ. Internet time is up. Your mom needs the computer so she can do her daily double donger show on BLACKED.com.

More Viagra, cousin?

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Here it is lightened with a clearer outline.

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My /codd/bro

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That would be so sad. Worse then 9/11 and the Titanic combined.

Do you think when the kingsguard stands outside of Roberts door and listens to him fuck underage prostitutes they masterbate? Or would the armor clanking be too loud?

You're not on trial for being a dwarf(cock)

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I was referring to the kind of guy that has a huge dick but it's wasted because women aren't interested in him, so your scenario wouldn't happen in the first place.

that dick is indeed a small crime

Fuck off roastie. Little dicks are beautiful.

>implying fags aren't the biggest size queens ever

Nah but flaccid penis size seems quite irrelevant to me.

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If u got a big dick word starts to get around. Even if just your friend sees it. Everybody talks.

>mfw phoneposting
You couldnt be more wrong, tranny

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He's probably not even entirely flaccid in that pic of him on the bed. I don't think I've ever seen a photo of him with a bulge and I'm the biggest Jaimefag there is.

DOTHRAKI ON AN OPEN FIELD, NED!

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One thing to take away from all this I guess is it’s still pretty impressive that he is so comfortable in his own skin he does many nude scenes despite the fact he has a little dick and a meh body. It’s his confidence that makes him attractive in the end. We all learned something here.

I might need to watch this movie in HD

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Yeah, he's entirely erect, flacid penises are flacid and bend down when lying

Your work and dedication to this cause is is invaluable to this organization. I’m promoting you on Monday.

>Surrounded by Lannisters... Every time i close my eyes i see their blonde hair and small hairy cocks.

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yeah but an ugly beta with a big dick is like a fat girl with big tits

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Surrounded by boars. Every time I close my eyes, I see their brown hair and big hairy cocks.

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it looks too short to bend down though

BOARS IS IT?

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>So small that it defies gravity

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How are his nipples, /got/? Small? Average?

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What is it about book Euron that attracts the ultimate cringe fanboys?

>He's like so evil and crazy with unknown intentions and based edgy dialogue and mads mikkelson photoshop. Btw he has the best armour and everything absolutely based and he may or may not be the drowned god incarnate because he said so

Big yikes

Why do these kikes hate Stannis so much?

ahhh, the duality of man

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Bane?

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Fix your fucking tone and I will tell you. Otherwise fuck off.

he's like an edgy anime supervillain

>The previous thread is on page 10
>"Oh no, the thread is going to die. Someone will have to make a new one. I think that someone will have to be me. Ohhh, this is so exciting!"
>Check catalog first, just in case.
>A new thread already exists, and it's 80 posts in.

Fuck. Can someone make a fiery hand edition next?
Notice how Melisandre is missing from all the trailers. Her role is going to be gigantic. I believe Jojen's greensite, indicated that the fiery hand of R'hllor is going to show up to kick some ass in the end.

Also, Melisandre is going to be sacrificed to create lightbringer. NOT Dany.

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didnt think these threads could possibly get any worse

Looks like his wife chews on them.

>Be fat kid because your parents didn't care about your health
>Still fat when adult
Atleast the Iron throne is baked and ready for him.

Are the dothraki horses immune to dragon fire? Why do they ride through it and nothing happens?

>Also, Melisandre is going to be sacrificed to create lightbringer. NOT Dany
It is known, Melisandre is Nissa Nissa

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This thread is going to single-handedly get us moved to /trash/, isn't it?

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That’s pretty much what the leaks have told us.

Nothing wrong with my tone. Maybe a little bit hyperbolic but his fans are literally sperging because he's comic relief in the show. rather than being some grinning malevolent mastermind who always knows more than you and is 20 steps ahead at all times twirling his blue moustache

Someone post Brienne the beauty

Not right before the season starts again.

His wife is interesting looking, does she have something to do with his dick size?

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we've been there season the beginning of season 5

She looks like she beats him.

Beats him... off?

It’s Sci-fi

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'ate wildlings not racist just don't like em simple as

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>/got/ is trash because of this thread
hello newfriend

How many bongs til GoT?

Not a newfriend, this is just the first /got/ thread I've seen pretty much entirely focused on the size of Jaime's penis

Will they fuck in S8?

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>gay autistic shit in /got/ general
business as usual tbqh

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why did Littlefinger bother to take Sansa out of Kings Landing and then just goves her to Roose for nothing in return?

this is all i've got

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Because D&D are dumb and don't think.

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He has a small penis, doesn't that count?

You mean why did he work so hard and put his life at risk lying, double dealing, and stealing from the crown when it was all just to take Sansa on a long carriage ride and give her away for free? Because autism. When a girl gets close to you all those carefully laid plans go out the window.

proof

How big are your flaccid penises Anons?

I know my erect length is just over 6", but I can't find a ruler for my floppy one. I'll just call it half

Right here

i've never measured and never understood the reason behind measuring a flaccid penis' length

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Time is a flat circle.

ehh he is tall

1''

and good looking he will be fine with a small dick

Are you people nuts? Ever heard of growers? Looks average to me non-erect. Not everyone has to have a yuge ponos.

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Aye.

This thread has so much cock talking, I'm starting to think Dabid is writing this

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it almost sounds like this plotline started by gurm was intended to go in a different direction than D&D took it

this. my micro dick gains 5 inches out of nowhere

>are you people nuts?
>implying trannies and roasties aren't

Wife is pregnant with a boy. Dubs picks the GoT related name we name our son after.

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Reek

HotPie

dickon

Pontoons Pilate

Hot Pie.

Hodor

Jaime-dicklet

BOAR

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worst name I've ever heard for that?
Blood cock vs meat cock.

Lancel

Dany

Ed Sheeran

You're going to pick Salladhor or Xaro Xhoan after he's born

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PONTOONS? GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME

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I have literally zero interest in the rest of GOT.

Who here feels the same?

I just want to show what stupid shit they do.

Daeneryus Stormborn of House Targaryen, rightful heir to the Iron Throne, rightful King of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Fathet of Dragons, the Khal of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains.

I watch it only for memes

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eternally based

Basically. I want a short summary of how shit plays out, who lives and dies etc. I have very little interest in actually watching the show complete with D&D writing, bad acting and crappy CG.

hallo, deutschfreund

I always thought Hoster Tully was a cool sounding name. I'm not even a house Tully fan. But Hoster just sounds strong. It's unique too, without sounding faggy. So he benefits from standing out in a good way.

House Florent, ex-lords of Brightwater Keep, as you know perfectly well.

>without sounding faggy

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I'd never inflict Hoster on a kid but I like Brynden.

They should had ended a year ago. Not cutting the season in half and making people wait, what was it? like years? for just a few episodes to finish the season and the series.

Also, every good tv series shouldn't have more than 3 or 4 seasons. Short stories and with sense and no filling. Many people get tired after so many seasons.

Gerold

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winrar

Don't put an unnecessary Y in a boy's name. It's like when girls have names like Brittini. Or Staci. And they have to explain each time that their names aren't spelled the conventional way.

Also, Brynden is pronounced just slightly different than Brandon. Now he has to correct the pronunciation too. It's like poor kids who get named Stefan. When their world would be magnatudes easier, if they were just named Steven.

The show would have been even more of a mess, if they squeezed everything in 3-4 seasons, unless seasons would've been 20+ episodes long.

Well maybe in this case you need more episodes because there are a lot of books but in general good tv series shouldn't have more than 3-4 seasons. Less and better.

>It's like when girls have names like Brittini

It's not. Really it's not. "Brittini" is so bad I don't even know whether to call it ghetto or just plain stupid.

Based cute teddybear and he can cook too. I'd be his friend in a heartbeat.

Yeah, much better to post AAAAARGGHH, Mario, best rack in westeros and Bran leaks every thread. Fuck off

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I knew a girl in high school named Barrittanney.

Oh m8 its fun, he has literally everything going for him in life but still has an EXTEREMELY small willy

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i love those miniatures

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Fuck off faggot I hope your son is born with a fucked up condition and is disabled its entire "life"

He’s not that small. He’s like twice the size of my dick.

Robb

But that is an erect one, you dumwit

Ghetto? Spelling traditional girl names with an I instead of a Y, is a middle to upper class white girl thing.

I'm sorry to hear that, user

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yeah, he was at least a little bit fluffed up in the screencap of him lying on the bed. when you look at things like pic related there's not even a real bulge there

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How the fuck could it be erect? It would be standing up more. It's literally resting on his in a flaccid state in

Stannis
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I am Gylbert Farwynd of the Lonely Light.

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Even book Cersei knows about Nikolaj's small penis.

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;__;

Who's the biggest lad in the seven kingdoms?

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So, did D&D measure everyone's cock who auditioned for Jaime?

It's obviously erect, refer to Plus he is young and a nude actress in very close, doubt he could control his penor

Yes. Don’t ever say D&D don’t go the extra mile.

Half hard at best.

>half hard
>bulging, as funny as it is, with foreskin moved back and glans semi-exposed
Yeah no

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Hundreds of men auditioning for the part of Jaime and Nikolaj was the smallest. It's incredible when you think about it

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Truly he's one of a kind!

game of zones > game of thrones

prove me wrong

*the extra inch

Glans exposed? You do realize it's at an angle right? Someone post the scene.

>actually staring at a guy's dick and analyzing its properties
based gay user

probably has the world's tightest asshole to make up for his dick

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HOW CAN I HELP YOU KING BOBBY B?

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>Discussion about whether he's good or bad
>Argument against him is always the "rape"
>Never mind the fact that he pushed a kid out of a tower and murdered innocent people

Why is it like that?

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Might have killed some innocent people, but he saved hundreds of thousands.

So did Hitler.

I never said Hitler was bad.

For the same reason people have more sympathy for Sansa than for Theon. They even went so far as to make "Lul no dikk" jokes about Theon.

what moral value defines Stannis the most?

>innocent people
Like who?

>For the same reason

What the fuck are you talking about lel. What has Sansa done that's close to comparable with the shit Theon has pulled?

What was the point of Rickon’s character?

Khaleesi

>tfw really small when flaccid but pretty big erect

To my surprise, most of the girls I've been with are into that

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>Never mind the fact that he pushed a kid out of a tower and murdered innocent people
that was early GoT, before the normies got into it

>murdered innocent people
who?

Is Maisie Williams /Euronourguy/ she stuck a finger in the bumbum

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That guy when he was imprisoned by the Starks.

Exactly

It's not like the sort of-rape in the sept wasn't completely weird and moronic

I don't think Jaime was ever intended to be a rapist in the books of course but Cersei did say in AFFC that he was the kind of man who never took no for an answer. I think he's just a dominant top.

Gods is she ugly.

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Lyanna

you said people and that was a squire.
next.

d&d said it was not rape

best tits in the show?

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You don't *look* like him.

Squires are people you dum dum

Jaime

>her fucking eyebrows
>tacky jewelery
>tattoo
dear god, it's getting worse and worse

people is plural

Azor Ahai

She doesn't get 'em out but for a long time now I've assumed it'd be Kinvara.

>big pink puffy nipples
It doesnt get any better

>That nipple color
My one weakness...

ned

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

>7 inch dick
>ugly face
i'll fucking trade Nikolaj

Jon

There's one of Asha I really liked the look of in its unpainted condition but I thought looked like shite with the painting done. It's from Dark Sword like these others so you've almost certainly seen it.

Here's what normies think will happen in season 8

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5'8 and it's barely 6 inches bone pressed.
Nothing to measure flaccid and again I'm 5'8 so whats the point anyway.

Looks like there's make-up on the tits.

i remember starting a thread claiming normies still hate Jaime.
Everyone laughed at me

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what's jaime's problem? (besides having a small penis)

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>in the show

well I'd be lying if I said I wasn't startled & impressed by how gifted Alys Karstark/Megan Parkinson seems to be but it's not like it's in evidence *on* the show

Mario

>The only men worthy of living are a cripple and a dwarf
Good filename I guess.

He was too rigid and autistic. You can't run things in absolutes when you don't have the character or tactical/strategical acumen of someone say Genghis Khan.

shitty life

Latent unacknowledged fecophilia. Clearly what he needs is a good Cleveland steamer.

if only you knew how bad it really was

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is there any more pics of her tits out there? seems like there's only that one pic of her in the gray top

*beats cousin to death*
based!

lmao that one really hit close to home

cousin was fanboying his cousin

mario naharis

>picture of Nikolaj's dick
Uhhhhh source?

>when he soiled himself in the saddle

I imagine him concealing a sly little smile. I know I'd have one.

that was D&D's OC though. killing your relatives is actually a big no-no in the books

Whoops my bad, should have read more

astonishingly for a young and not especially well-known (meaning exploitable) British actress there do not appear to be any

he was probably sad that cersei wasn't there to soil herself with him. before they started fighting in affc i bet he would have let her shit on him if she asked nicely enough, he was infatuated

sneed

you must be pretty fucking envious of Bran then

Goddammit.

based

Also, Stannis killing Shireen, Ramsay Roose and Euron Balon. Yet, no one gives a shit, even though kinslaying is a fucking big no-no in the books.

But I suppose I don't need to tell that D&D are hacks.

based

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>Getting cleaned up by cutie while watching Sansa get raped on repeat
Bran really lucked out huh?

i would take 1000 discussions about the size of jaime lannister's penis and whether or not he has a scat fetish over the maario spammer, reddit bobbyposting and aarghhposting

Brienne is a huge woman whom I bet drops a weighty log. I can almost hear the *smack* as it hits my--I mean, hits Ser Jaime's chest.

>i have a vagina guys!! give me attention!!

Fucking disgusting. Let's keep it incestuous, please

Time to pay up fag

The answer should be yes but I doubt he understands or appreciates his good fortune.

oh, didn't realize I was on Yea Forums and this was a thread about the books

Lancel is a feeble, somewhat sissyish youth who probably releases coils of brown string.

Calm down, fag. It was just another of your kind.

>My husbando Jaime is such a loyal boy that he's never even kissed or held hands with anyone besides his sister.
That bit just made me like him even more

So where's the new leaked episode?

remember when tyrion gave cersei diarrhoea

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these overrated books are literally babby's first fantasy books for manchildren and you should genuinely fucking kill yourself if you believe they are anything more than that

>books will never get finished
>meanwhile the show ending will be considered the true canon ending
bookfags BTFO

Worth a try I guess.

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rolling for jaime dicklet

Does Lancel have bigger dick than Jaime?

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I wonder what sort of stool Tywin released and whether it was of a firm, nutty composition.

This is why GRRM is the greatest, Tolkien never paid this much attention to detail which is why his characters never felt as real or alive as the GoT characters.

I bet Cersei's shit really stinks considering what an alcoholic she is and how in the books she starts eating shitloads of boar and just generally binging after Robert dies. Jaime has probably seen her shit too because he saw her give birth to all their kids and a lot of women poop when they give birth.

So when is the episode tomorrow night?
Iirc it's like 3am GMT+1 right?

I think the issue has been deliberately cloaked in mystery. King Robert openly ridiculed him for being named Lancel but it behooves us all to remember you can't spell it without "lance". Yeah.

Would Robert have really killed Jon, if Ned told the truth? Yes, Jon was Dragonspawn Robert really hated, but he was also a son of a woman he really loved.

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Cringe

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wyman manderly spends a lot of time on the shitter. imagine how much he does in an hour, probably enough his head touches the ceiling

Do you think Jaime liked soiling himself so much that he decided to start doing it on purpose?

>Cersei gets up every morning and dumps one of those half liquid, acetone smelling hangover shits

It will always be the dream, user.

Well, Robert was a boneheaded chad with little regard to anyone but himself, so it's entirely possible he would have done it.

>/r/got/ ends for good in 8 weeks

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Go back to watching your anime you fucking fag

>Jaime visits Cersei's chambers every morning just so he can smell her shit

Indeed he would have, Jon would've been a reminder Lyanna cucked him.

Incoming chocolate-themed thread

How did people wipe themselves during those times lmao?

Jesus, she looks like a knockoff Billie Lourde.

Jaime often used his tongue on Cersei and vice versa

Until the 5 prequels

She fucked Moon Boy for all we know

Rewatching and just went through that awful Barristan Selmy death scene. They hype him up so much and you are gunna see him in combat for the first time and they just kill him. What a let down.

What would Stannis' tax policy be like if he were still alive and King of the Seven Kingdoms?

Bobby B

I hope I find a not so full bar tomorrow to watch it

Well, think like this. He can get 90% of the girls but they are outta there after they see he is dicklet, but in your case you can maybe punch above your weightclass and they would stay for the penor.

We're all gonna make it brah

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