Skywalker plot leak posted here several hours ago

>different tripcode
You tried

this is so bad that I could see it happening

So its hunger games now. Great

>shitfags nigging over tripcodes
Fuck ya. Fuck ya, niggers

how the story actually goes

>hamil has been secretly filming scenes with palp alone off in the wilderness while acting dejected on twitter and shit but is actually the main character in 9 and it's a big twist to say sorry for hiring rian

then we're all surprised for real

The original Mizzlewump's post, which was posted 19 months before Star Wars 7's release pretty much was spot on.

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>tripcode
try atleast nigger

Its 5 years apart, retards. he doen't have the same computer.

A reliable source told me the movie is just 2 hours of palpatine slicing ewoks.

Don't care the saga is beyond bad tlj made sure I'd never go to the theatre to see s o y justice wars ever again
Maybe I'll watch a webrip/streamrip
This

It's not based on your computer, it's based on the password you use for the tripcode, retard-kun. It's not the same guy.

Lol that's literally the ending of the fountainhead.

and I'm sure he remembers the password he used for that one tripcode post 5 years ago that he never used again.

Then don't use a tripcode. If people want to take him seriously as an ITK then make sure you're fucking consistent. Otherwise this looks like what it is; a guy pretending to be the same shitposter from 5 years ago and using the excuse of 'b-b-but muh tripcode password' as an excuse as to why he is a completely different person.

The leaks were already out a couple weeks beforehand, they detail character names, locations, situations, etc before they were revealed last night.
>docs.google.com/document/d/10lJjIGMEIMORyD8CBXICmT6FVS3VAq1YHoovQiTSdxo/edit
The Celebration basically confirmed everything in the document.

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Yes, and nothing in OP's plot contradicts anything in those.

That was made in 2014, the tripcode generator has changed/been reset since.

I posted using the same trip on a board I once frequented recently, exact same password and all, and it was a different code.

>>A long time ago...in a galaxy far, far way. Who is telling this story?
if rey was going to be telling the story of the star wars and the skywalker then why does she say
>in a galaxy far, far away
???
that wouldnt make sense, shes in the galaxy she is referring to

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it sounds awful and uninspired. I belive it.

OP is pretending this is new information, when it existed before the celebration event.

>Larping

Dude, shut your nigger fucking face before I kill you

I've never used a tripcode because I'm not a cum guzzling faggot. So I don't know.

100% believe it.

That's how it is bro. Note that I'm not defending the OP pic or the situation itself, and I personally don't believe it's the same person and it'a all bullshit.

I'm just pointing out that it is in fact possible and that the trip generator changes overtime.

Well now you know!

>The entire movie is milquetoast nostalgia schlock with no interesting plot points
>Literally about the friends we made along the way
>None of the characters had any meaningful development and the only takeaway from this trilogy is "good guyz win in the end!"

I don't want to believe this, but goddamn if this doesn't sound like peak Jew Jew.

Honestly don't mind. This is probably the best they could've done with the people they have and following up TLJ.
I'm just happy Palpatine isn't actually back and alive, christ man. But in the case this isn't real and Palpatine is actually alive. Christ man, what the fuck did they do to Star Wars. Why in the fuck did they even have to make this trilogy.

>this is your last part of saga, bro
Disney utterly cucked itself with the previous two movies being disjointed shit, and because of that I actually gladly take this leak over the alternatives like Sheev being actually alive(renders all saga useless) or Ray being the le tru chosen one. No unnecessary twists or canon changes - god I hope so, just end this horrible trilogy without further polluting other star wars content

>The Story of Luke Skywalker

What story? The story where Luke failed to restore the Jedi Order? The story where he tried to kill his own nephew? The story where ran away and hid like a coward while his sister was fighting for the Republic? What the fuck?

Sounds like fun to me. An adventure through the galaxy fighting and evading shit and then broadcasting Luke's message to everyone.

I just wish TLJ hadn't made Luke such a piece of shit. It would make an episode IX ending that much sweeter.
>"I thought I should retire to an island and suck monster tittays all day long after I almost killed an aspiring Jedi who was turning to the dark side." Now I realize I was wrong and you should all become Jedi too."

I'm 99.9% positive that Rey is either Sheev's daughter or a weird force creation thing like Anakin.

You wish.

Just play Mass Effect then, the Reapers are pretty much that.

Lets get it up dudes

>Posts TFA plot before a trailer, it's all wrong
>Posts a plot for the new one AFTER the trailer so that it matches up with what's been shown
>"Ignore my bullshit plot for TFA, that was because it was an early draft...but THIS time..."
Yeah sounds real legit.

>end of a saga
>sets up a new one with its ending

Makes complete sense because it's disney we're talking here.

"Mr Lucas are you sure we need the Jar Jar sex scene?"

Having McDiarmid himself present on stage at the event made me think they might do it, but honestly it's pretty obvious that his presence is going to be bait and his role will be minimal.

>a fun road movie in space
haahahaaha I fuckin lost it.
even funnier are the sòybeards in here falling for this larp

Wtf so no Reylo?

>jj abrams
>jebus allegory garbage #123945

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I think, we can all at least agree that however the movie turns out it won't be as bad as TLJ. That's simply impossible.

looks shit

>Kylo Ren as the final boss when he got punked by Rey in VII and then had to be bailed out by her against Snoke's guards in VIII
Yeah, checks out.

Sound awful. Do they not want to do a soft reboot after the awful last movie?

Like Rey isn't actually the chosen one. She would just be the mentor for the real hero. The Luke she met was just a clone. Why must they double down on their bullshit?

>Thousands of generations from now, people in the farthest corners of the universe will remember what happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away....
>Finally, after all these years, I've become Rise of the Skywalker

So the macguffin is the Star Wars equivalent of uploading a terrorist manifesto video to youtube?

Imagine if you went back 20 years ago and told everyone the vong was one of the better plotlines, they'd never believe you

Kek

It sounds like shit

What About The Droid Attack on the Wookiees?

It has an authentic smell of shit that fits well with this trilogy, I believe it.

I still don't but jeez h christ nu-wars has been a massive waste of time.

I would pay money to see a movie about a new dark side user following in Sheev's footsteps, just to get away from the same tired old bullshit.

Sounds stupid hope you’re wrong the irony of Star Wars is that people love the villains and not the protagonists making the film about Rey was stupid it should have focused on Kylo. My nephew and his friends only like the stormtroopers and Vader don’t get how Disney missed what attracts kids to this shit.

>it's pretty obvious that his presence is going to be bait and his role will be minimal.
Yeah its the shove EVERYTHING into the movie to get as many people in seats as possible gambit. Yoda, Obi-Wan, Palpatine, Anakin they're all going to be in it. Han Solo in some fashion will be there, it's going to be references and callbacks galore. UNLIMITED POETRY!!!

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>>Co-writer is guy who wrote Batman V Superman, so he has a hard-on for on the nose Jesus imagery
The last movie literally had "Well done, my good and faithful apprentice".

>Rian Johnson wasn't bas-

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The media and Disney both got it wrong.
The media for years has been trying to say no one liked Luke and kids liked Han better. Who the fuck ever bought a Han action figure?

On a coolness level and on a boy appeal level it was ALWAYS Luke (self insert for every boy watching), Vader, Boba Fett, Stormtroopers, aliens races, and at the lowest level was the rebels.
Same thing with GI Joe, Cobra was way cooler than GI Joe.
For Transformers, He Man, and MASK, the heroes and villains had the same coolness level.

Did you guys even watched TLJ?

Context?

A skit for Robot Chicken. Lucas is playing a part.

The people who hate on TLJ are literal retards who love Rogue one and marvel flicks
Literally the geeks and gamers cringe youtube channel type of fags

The webm is a skit for one of Seth Green's Robot Chicken episodes

Looks like a horrible waste of time that will let everyone down.

So I buy it.

Good to know he's full of shit because Jedi Killer has been a thing at least since 2013.

>ruin

my sides

>The people who hate on TLJ are literal retards who love Rogue one and marvel flicks

What does that tell you about how bad TLJ is then, people like that can see it for the trash it is?

You have autism.

What don't you fucking get you tiny brained nigger. The Last Jedi is one of the only good films that's been made the last couple of years.
The retards who hated it said they wished Star Wars was more like marvel. They like marvel movies which are consistently shit.

Stop being so NPC and take a redpill for once

>I think, we can all at least agree that however Episode VII turns out it won't be as bad as the prequels. That's simply impossible.
>few years later
>wahhhhh Lucas please come back to save Star Wars

It's called bad taste.

Based

Your bait is so fucking weak man. Being a contrarian and going against the consensus isn't enough to warrant a real response. I'm not even angry or annoyed, I'm just disappointed that you think this is somehow a trolling attempt.You should do what the Snyderverse bros do and claim there's some mystical symbology in the films, or that its really deep and the unwashed masses wouldn't understand it. Bonus points if you include screencaps to weakly back up your view.

> a holocron

ha i knew it!

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>your bait is so fucking weak man
>being contrarian and going against the consensus
Could you sound like a more NPC marveltized basedboy redditor?

Let me get this straight you're siding with the shit tasting plebs who give marvel movies 90% audience scores, since they hate something it must be shit right? No it's good because literally most people today like you are brainlets who like trash movies

What he is able to get, that you can’t, is that TLJ is a fucking shit film by any measure. There haven’t been any good Star Wars films in the last few years because they all suck. Hope you enjoy the next one faggot since you deserve it.

TLJ was top 3 star wars
star wars isn't a precious franchise you dumb slut
TLJ is the only good disneywars film, it's actually great
1. Revenge of the Sith
2. Empire Strikes Back
3. The Last Jedi

Associating me with redditors won't work either. Redditors like to eat food and breathe air. So do I. I dislike TLJ for a whole host of reasons but, there's no point in actually sharing them with you because I know you don't actually like TLJ deep down and you're just trying to rile people up. Good luck, I guess? Maybe you can tell us why TLJ is such a good movie and why you apparently hold it in such high regard beyond "hurr durr its cinema masterpiece you wouldn't understand". If you have some decent reasons that might make your whole shtick a little more believable.

It's directed better than almost every single star wars film, looks great, has a good ost, has good acting, has great themes, is refreshing, harkens back to not only the OT but the PT in many ways, dialogue, staging, scripting..
The Last Jedi injected the series with a more pathos and logos that it had been lacking
You just like shitty flicks that are completely fucking bland and cookie cutter dude, go watch villenueve or nolan

>Being a contrarian and going against the consensus isn't enough to warrant a real response.
Most successful movie of 2017 and best blu-ray seller of 2018. The consensus is that the movie is good, you're the contrarian here.
>You should do what the Snyderverse bros do and claim there's some mystical symbology in the films, or that its really deep and the unwashed masses wouldn't understand it.
Fact: TLJ the movie is more well thought than the average blockbuster.

>looks great, has a good ost
Granted. Disney has the money to burn and the films are visually stunning but, that's to be expected. It's a treat for the eyes and ears.

>has good acting
In parts, maybe? Some actors did well. Poe's actor wasn't bad. Hamill did great despite the fact they fucked him over hard. All that is put up against Rose and Rey's acting which is weaksauce as ever.

>has great themes, is refreshing
What themes? 'Fuck the past'? 'Women are always right even when they aren't'? It was as refreshing as a fart in my mouth, with tired cliches like 'The Empire are bad because reasons and completely inept', or 'These rich people are bad because they have money!'.

>dialogue, staging, scripting
Oof, my man. Oof. Phasma being a useless character, Rose almost killing Fin to 'save his life'. The entirety of the space chase between the Resistance and the First Order, the fact they have gravity in space for their weaponry like the bombs or the arcing turrets. Leia becoming Mary Poppins. The fight in Snoke's throne room was great, that's about it.

Work on your technique. Maybe tell us we're all misogynists for hating that purple haired woman.

>Most successful movie of 2017 and best blu-ray seller of 2018. The consensus is that the movie is good, you're the contrarian here.

Success doesn't guarantee quality.
>Transformers
>Da Vinci Code
>Jurassic Park movies

>TLJ the movie is more well thought than the average blockbuster.
Yeah, the way they rammed that starship into the imperial ships didn't fuck up the canon of every other movie or anything. Why bother attacking the death star if you can just ram it with a single freighter?

Honestly, after the shit show in TLJ I wouldn't even mind if it was just a fun adventure movie like this.

But the real drama is Reylo at the end of the day, if their scenes are good then I'll be mostly happy with it. Hopefully he survives the ending aswell, but I'm not holding my breath.

Squeak squeak

"leaking" all of this after the trailer is dropped

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>completely different tripcode

>Success doesn't guarantee quality
Moving goal posts. You were talking about consesus.
But the movie is good, stop being a contrarian please.
>Yeah, the way they rammed that starship into the imperial ships didn't fuck up the canon of every other movie or anything.
It didn't.
>Why bother attacking the death star if you can just ram it with a single freighter?
The damage would be small.

Yeah, that's why I'm asking. TLJ turned Luke into a total pussy and a failure.

>Moving goal posts. You were talking about consesus.
Except I'm not moving the goal posts, you just misunderstand. Success has nothing to do with the consensus on whether or not a film is good. People have to pay to see it. Nevermind that family-friendly movies print money because you're buying tickets for an adult (or two) and a kid or kids. People can't form a consensus if they haven't seen a film.

>The damage would be small.
Puncturing a giant hole in a space ship or its weapon isn't small. And they could just use multiple ships in that case.

>What themes? 'Fuck the past'?
The other user calling you a pleb is right. Imagine misunderstanding something so simple.

Before TLJ released, I almost perfectly predicted its box office by comparing lifetime views between its trailer and TFA's trailer on the official Star Wars YouTube channel. The numbers were also consistent comparing R1 to Solo. YouTube does everything it can to prevent you viewing lifetime stats on videos not your own at this point, but it seems that TFA amassed around 70 million views in its first 24 hours, vs TLJ's 35 million. I don't have any figures for Solo, merely that it has lifetime views of 15 million and 13 million views on its two trailers respectively.

Why am I posting about this, you ask? Right now the views for RoS in its first 24 hours are tracking for less than 15 million. It'll take longer for an accurate trend to establish itself but if this is consistent with previous results, I expect RoS's box office to fall, shockingly, between TLJ and Solo's totals. Which would mean there's a very real possibility, unless future trailers muster more engagement, that RoS could take less than $1 billion WW.

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The real Force was the friends we met along the way.

The only problem with the Vong is that Star By Star killed off the lead character of the entire fucking saga, so nobody knew what the fuck to do and the books flailed around aimlessly for about half a decade before figuring it out. Other then that they were decent enough.

...

Jesus this place really has gone to reddit.
like 3 people here know how a trip works, and even though in the pic he says hes using a trip so cunts cant fake him, you all think that someone literally faking the trip is him.

Kinda reminds me of the Firefly movie.
>can't stop the signal

nobody expected this movie to be anything but shit.

I just can't wait to see how Phasma dies again!

She's being replaced by a shiny GOLD Stormtrooper - presumably male - named Commander Pyre.

>rebels win at the end of the last movie
>barely hanging on in the next movie
God Hollywood writers are such hacks

Are we talking the full trailers or the teasers like this one?

Teasers. Being the first out the gate they generally garner the most views and hype, although TLJ's second trailer eventually gathered more views than the first teaser trailer.

TFA's full trailer has the most aswell looking their channel.

Apparently the first TFA trailer was viewed far more on iTunes than YouTube, the Star Wars channel wasn't a big thing then. Since then things seem to have shifted with the majority of trailer views happening on YouTube, and on the official channel. The numbers hold up about the same for the first non-teaser trailers as well comparing TLJ, R1 and Solo. As I said, the first proper trailer for RoS and its engagement will likely predict the final box office if trends hold true. I think it's pretty inconceivable that a Star Wars film in this day and age could take less than $1 billion, so I'm going to tentatively predict right now it'll drop $200 million from TLJ's take to $1.1 billion.

After that I reckon Disney's going to shelve the film franchise for at least a couple of years to reconsider their strategy, and focus on things like videogames, streaming content, and Disney parks cross-promotion to keep the brand ticking over. Personally I think the damage is irreparable at this point, they've burned their core audience for a demographic that doesn't in reality exist - the pathetic sóyboy male fans still pretending to be excited for this shit are too small a group and have far too little buying power to sustain the franchise moving forward.

So, basically pure shit.
And we've been baited by Sheev and it'll just be a holocron.
And the Skywalker title is also bait given he's not in it.
So we're down to maybe a few good scenes; the scene in the teaser where we see Kylo slaying dudes on the battlefield. Possibly Knights of Ren. And character focused scenes involving Kylo.
Gay ass shit movie.

Oh dude, Commander Pyle would've been hilarious! Especially if he was gay. Pyre is a cool name though.

We all wish.

>And we've been baited by Sheev and it'll just be a holocron.

flashback that "reveals" Snoke was his apprentice. that way they can put Vader in a trailer, too.

>I was a real fan
>Not these soibois
Christ. You were a soibois. You are a soibois. Improve yourself

lol

>broadcasting the story of Luke Skywalker to everyone in the galaxy

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Yep just watched the trailer after reading the leak
Kek fuck this shit

I don’t understand how people can like TLJ but hate RO. Shit makes no logical sense to me. This is a common thing I’ve noticed about the two camps.

> so nobody knew what the fuck to do and the books flailed around aimlessly for about half a decade before figuring it out

Traitor was godtier though, and it wouldn't have been as good with Anakin getting corrupted as Jacen.

Basically everything he said about Episode VII was wrong, why would you believe him this time?

She flees to the outer realms to train the new generation of Jedi, which allows the next trilogy to feature a new threat from the outer realms against a new generation of Jedi.

Yeah, I was a fan of the three original films. No matter how you cut it up, those were fantastic. They educated something like three generations of children in the cornerstone principles of classical mythology, introduced the basics of various philosophies, had good moral messages and were made completely independently of Hollywood's cancerous influence, permanently out of their reach until Jorge sold the fucking thing to Disney.