Scenes in movies that gave you a big penis

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>tfw no qt gf to molest me in public

Aaah, Peter Berg the famous artistic director of Battleship among other fine movies.

My penis is always big

And it always leak?

That's my secret, Cap

I know this is a pasta but I seriously wouldn't mind watching something like this with two actual women. Sounds pretty hot honestly.

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damn

>titanic

>discovered this movie when I was 23 after a lifetime of Men in Black (and Dogma)
My penis was sore

isn't she like 50? who's her 25 year old body double?

90's Gina Gershon is underrated.

SALLY 'AWKINS

BATTLESHIP IS A MASTERPIECE, THE BEST BOARD GAME ADAPTATION IN HISTORY

AND THE KINGDOM INTRO IS TOPS
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To be honest Bound needed that 10 minute sex scene more than Blue Is The Warmest Color.

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I'd post my favorite scene from Is Slottet but I'd get banned again.

Based

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Lesbiankino

That transformation scene from American Werewolf in London when they showed a glimpse of David's hairy transformed werewolf penis when I was like 14.

I'm not even gay so I have no idea what that was about.

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i do not

that real?

I had to watch this on a Qatar Airways flight and it skipped all the sex scenes. I was very confused about what was going on. Fucking Arab scum.

The strap-on scene in Daisy Diamond.

Chicks having sex with monsters is my fetish. Doesn't work when the chick is a butterface though.

>crash
>argo
but yeah shape of water didn't hold _up__ compared to call me by your name

It's concept apparently. Landis was going to show a lot more nudity during the transition to werewolf but the actor lied about being circumcised when he got the part and only revealed he wasn't while shooting the movie so they had to scrap it.

this

now this i dont remember happening in the movie
where the F did you get that image bro

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> but the actor lied about being circumcised when he got the part and only revealed he wasn't while shooting the movie so they had to scrap it.

huh? why couldnt they just shoot it if he wasnt

When i posted a webm of her butt and her tits in the bathtub i got banned

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His character in the movie was Jewish (which is why the monsters in his nightmare were nazis) and showing his uncut dick onscreen would have probably taken too many people out of the movie experience.

See Found it online and totally gave me those weird feelings I felt when I saw the movie for the first time.
There are more from different angles but I don't want to get b&.

you all know how stiff your little iffy was
this is the birth of milfs.

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you went out based lad. Flowers and medals on your grave.

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I M A G I N E

based. But is it me or there something off with the coloring of her nipples from alot of the angles? Maybe it's just the camera idk

Source?

these tits are way too perfect
this must be staged

>argo
What's wrong with this again? And pandering gay shit by an Italian hack doesn't deserve any recognition.

They're fake tits.

Wish the bluray looked better.

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It's the filename you mongoloid

She always gave me such a boner, because she looked like an older version of a cheerleader in my class who I had a giant crush on.

I forgot about that scene. I'm not a retarded footfag but I am a torturefag.

So this is white female/fugative agenda movie right?

I'm a torturefag and a footfag

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Tastelette

w-what happened next?

I don't think she ever wore a bra unless specifically asked to.

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She had nice tits and ass but the face is shit sadly

big fan of giant boobies

Honestly this.

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why in movies do we always see scenes of private nudity and sex but we never see them take a shit?

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It's rare that a necessary scene would logically take place while someone is having a shit.

what movie?

>promise me you will never call me from this phone!

>Americans caring this much about continuity
keke

No.

>Sounds pretty hot honestly
Literally

Muh pulp fiction

>sex scenes are """"necessary"""" to the plot
lol okay

lmao u know ur a faggot ryte white boi

having sex is usually much more important in a person's life than having a shit. Prude American.

How the fuck did anyone watch this in the cinema without getting the big penis

You wouldn't believe

Just accept you're a disguising voyeur no different than a scat fetishist who hides cameras in bathrooms.

You trying too hard

I can't live without having a shit every day, I can live without sex. Shitting is more important than sex.

There's plenty of shitter scenes. Lethal Weapon comes to mind.

Have sex, nigger

That scene in The Mask when Cameron Diaz's shoes fly off

The hard nipple scene in Kingpin

And various 80s and 90s movies when women lose their clothes, drop their towels, or get forcibly stripped naked. Why don't they put degrading scenes like that in movies anymore bros

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>Why don't they put degrading scenes like that in movies anymore bros
>degrading
>more women are paying to see films
Gee, I wonder why.

uh excuse me who gave you legal documentation to post my waifu??

is there anything worse than fish fuckers?

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>TFW not hung like a horse and can't go around telling girls that for instant poon.

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return of the jedi

why do people hate Crash again? I don't think it's that bad, though it has aged very ungracefully.

These are great fake tits for the 80s/90s.

bugger off

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truly /bestsister/

So, is this actually a movie about a woman trying to have sex with a fish? WTF Del Taco

>Im not the only one

Thank fucking god.

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Who the fuck cares if you get banned? Are there seriously people on here that can't get by a fucking ban?

wanna be friends?

mines still small :-(

Thank feminism

Nocturnal Animals

Back when 3D in movies was a good thing

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Of course they are. The entire plot could turn based on two people having sex. You can also flesh out their relationship depending on what the sex was like. The question isn't why would you show it, it's why would you hide it? The only good reasons are to protect the rating your want for your movie, or because the actors aren't willing to do it.

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That one scene close to the beginning of Dog Pound where the three boys are stripped naked and standing in a line naked
I don't have a webm of it unfortunately though

The Name of the Rose (1986)

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you must be german

>getting a stiffy from just nude boobs

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>king's speech

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The one in Trance where Rosario Dawson showed her shaved pussy lips.

>The tits jiggle.

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70000 penis miles

It's all happening just out of frame

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You want this place son, some good shit here....

enf-cmnf.com

This. I love some of the clips from movies here.

Thanks based Grandpa

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Wish i was hung like a horse..

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I'd imagine you'd get bored of jerking off to Men In Black and Dogma eventually.

Much in the same way it's impossible to make a anti-war movie that doesn't make war seem awesome and cool, it's impossible to make a rape scene that doesn't give men boners (and on some level make women moist).

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Probably because of feminism and general prudery. In movies about women in prison (there used to be a ton of these made in the 1960s-90s) there were some shamelessly "exploitative" scenes of group showers and degrading strip searches, with multiple pussies showing.

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My absolute nigga

Nice butt! Pity he wasn't wearing just a thong

It's hilariously inaccurate (Ben Affleck's character did a lot less in reality, and Iranians chasing the plane with guns, lol) and the film is poorly made and directed in general. That said, the tension in the opening scene when the embassy is attacked is excellent.

>(there used to be a ton of these made in the 1960s-90s)
Such as?

>worst Best picture winner ever
>not Shakespeare in Love
That was literally just The Harvester buying up Academy votes for a glorified tv movie. Also bought a ridiculously undeserved Oscar for Gwyneth Paltrow.

Caged Hearts, Cellblock Sisters: Banished Behind Bars, Time Served, and Reform School Girls to name a few.

So is it true?
Did he really fuck her with his big fish cock?

what film?

Some of the scenes of humiliation in the movies mentioned by 112837507 are obviously not totally realistic, but they're still hot af

>interspecies sex is alright
I hate them
Really, what's the point of this degenerate drivel?
What is the message?

this

weird science

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I don't think you have the source of that, right?

that splice sexscene, when the doctor puts his peepee into alienpussy

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>worst best picture winner
>not spotlight
that fucking bullshit still makes me rage

Accept racemixing!

Why do j*wtoids encourage racemixing again?

Literally every scene with a female martian

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armored martians also very cute

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The hottest scene I remember seeing is a very weird one I saw in some shady website years ago.
It was with a guy that seemed to be suffering from shell shock or something, and some white haired MILF/GMILF (not sure if the guy's mother) undressed him and comforted him, all this while humming "When Johnny comes marching home". He was out of it for most of it I think, not sure if he even tried to resist. Pretty bizarre but I liked it.
Sadly, I don't know the name of the movie or anything

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Based Mars Needs Moms poster

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also firing squad

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watch child of god

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Me with the gun

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me on bottom

amazing tits

>Diaz shoes fly off
I saw the mask yesterday and I didnt notice
When does this happen

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Literally paused on this moment when my family left the room.

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Is this the Catwoman in Gotham?

Do you have this with sound?

this but unironically
5+ years and still gets me every time

Trainspotting

wincest Kino

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it's probably on youtube if you want to watch it with ssound

Lol. Like tit enhancement is better now. Fucking retard