Things that episode 9 could do that could potentially make you like Star Wars again

>kill rey and all the other worthless characters introduced in 7 and 8, in the first 5 minutes
>make an actually decent movie after that

Endor doesn't appear to have oceans though, only lakes and rivers.

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an artificial moon fell on it, that's gonna modify the terrain

Nigga it exploded.

Fair enough, honestly hadn't even considered that.
It exploded because SFX 36 years ago were shit.

>Things that episode 9 could do that could potentially make you like Star Wars again
Chewbacca or C3p0 dabs

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His grandpappy killed a bunch of kids and was redeemed

and then the chunks fell on endor destroying it

I still like Star Wars, and will no matter what this movie does. I just pretend it ended in 1983.

>It exploded because SFX 36 years ago were shit.
Wasted. Anyway, wtf are you talking about? The Death Star II explosions was a real explosion with real fire..it does not get any more real.

Sith Rey would be kino and even kinda setup in TLJ but not gonna happen. Do you honestly think they will let a strong female character turn evil?

Rebel based and Chewie ringworm-pilled.

The fact Han died with faith in his son is what makes Kylo's redemption that much more rewarding if it happens. If Han dies for nothing and his son remains an asshole until his very last breath it's a total waste and unusually pessimistic for Star Wars.

It exploded, yes. But a fucking planet sized explosion would not look like a paper mache basketball with firecrackers in it going off.

90 consecutive minutes of the entire cast, directors, writers, everyone involved in making the previous two main movies standing uncomfortably in a closed room and being spat on.

I'd pay the matinee fee for that, and maybe not walk out after the opening credit roll... maybe.

>He literally killed his own father
the plot twist will be that Han switched the lightsaber on

You mean the same main villain that was supposed to be a meancing force for the heroes thorught the arc until the heroes kill him but got his ass kicked multiple times by a nobody with 0 experience in anything?
The same villain that once he took the helmet off you couldnt take him seriously anymore?
And before you say it was planned to explain Rey's powers in the next ones if Jar Jar abrams was a competent writer he should have already stablished those things instead of sequel baiting

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"sorry trillions upon trillions of people, it was just a prank, bros! LOL"

No more redemption arcs, some people are just bad seeds and need to pay the piper.

Just like Darth Vader, right? FWIW I don't think Kylo surviving the trilogy is possible unless he fucks off and lives in total isolation, but I do think he'll make some kind of redemptive sacrifice in IX.

The explosion of DSII looked perfect. Are you feeling well or did you cofuse Hardware Wars with A New Hope? They are very similar, I grant you.
Well I'm prouuuud to be old Obi-Wan....Kenooobi...a hmmm hmmm

Kylo kills Rey revealing that the main character was always him

star wars is sort of pseudochristian jibber jabber, of course there's gonna be redemption faggot

>Just like Darth Vader, right
That was Tarkin's idea unlike Darth Jew who oversaw and encouraged the slaughter of far more worlds. Fuck Kylo, I hope he goes to SW Hell. And they do mention Hell multiple times.

When do they mention hell?

>star wars is sort of pseudochristian jibber jabber, of course there's gonna be redemption faggot
Even in Christendom redemption can run out. Christ even gave out a mathematical number on how forgiving he would be with the same offender. Spoiler, it's not infinite. [edit typo] Kylo must pay.

The irredeemable character is what sheev is for

Rule 63 Kylo and have him birth a new Skywalker by immaculate conception. That's the only things can possibly get any better.

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>IV: "Well, he'd better have those units in the South Ridge repaired by midday, or there'll be hell to pay."
>V: "I'll see you in Hell!"

Other example are eluding me, but there are others ( in the sequels).

Just, fuck that beak-nosed ugly fucker. I don't want him redeemed. No redemption for cold-blooded patricidal whiny brats.

if kylo used the force to make rei and rose piss themselves that'd be utter kino

>unlike Darth Jew who oversaw and encouraged the slaughter of far more worlds
Kylo didn't oversee or do anything. That was Hux, who's in charge of the military and therefore also the military weapons. The decision to use the weapon was made by Snoke and Hux, not Kylo.

youtu.be/xUjrqFVBgc8?t=67
>this was perfect

A megastructure shouldn't just just poof into a fireball my man. It'd probably look more like Halo exploding, but more violent. I'd imagine most of the shell would fly off but believe everything else would explode about the same.
youtu.be/8F7OgOCzph4?t=171

quora.com/Is-there-hell-in-Star-Wars

tl;dr it's also called "Chaos" in SWdom.

You're showing the gay CGI version. Also notice how a huge chunk survives as it fizzles out.

Poe says it in TLJ when his speeder starts to fall apart

>Kylo didn't oversee or do anything
He was watching with full interest,(even watching by a space railing like a kid watching a parade) whereas destroying Alderaan was all Tarkin's idea and Vader happened to be on hand. I hate Kylo-Ren.

Thank you. Doesn't he say something like "What the Hell?!" Sure that would just be an expression, but we all know where it came from.

If Rey became a nudist I would be at the midnight screening desu

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Glad you’re not in charge of writing this movie

YESSSSS...... YESSSSS AFTER WAITING 20 YEARS AS A LITTLE BOY MY EMPEROR RETURNS

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Star Wars: Episode IX rendered non-cannon. X begins the Heir to the Empire trilogy, which will be directed by Uwe Boll.

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>He was watching with full interest
He was watching intently, but that doesn't mean he oversaw it or that it was even his idea. We know he didn't and that it wasn't. At most we can say he didn't seem particularly conflicted about it. But neither was Vader who was more concerned with the arrogance of his officers than the lives lost: "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."

IX is the last Roman numeral-numbered SW film, so says Disney. The rest will either start over with their own "Episode I" (unlikely as the mouse won't want brand confusion) or more likely go with "chapters".

just let it burn. nothing can save the pus filled abscess this franchise has degenrated into

include this canonical scene
reminder: the EU died for THIS

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>He was watching intently, but that doesn't mean he oversaw it
>but that doesn't mean he oversaw it
Ummm user...

>But neither was Vader who was more concerned with the arrogance of his officers than the lives lost: "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."

To be fair, Vader was pure Imperial Navy in IV and was even called "sir" and given Roman-side salutes (modern western salutes) by Imperial officers, so that makes sense. He wanted them kept in shape and he was willing to use his powers to scare them into line. The Imperial Navy respected Vader, but the same probably can't be said of the First Order's navy, especially with his public tantrums. Vader would have kept things like that for his chamber of happy times.

What the fuck am i reading.

star wars is saved, he was sheeving us the whole time.

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Rey gets BLACKED by Finn for a whole 2 hours

>Ummm user...
"Oversee" implies he had authority over it. He didn't.

How about let's stop this sequel bullshit and make something that would not ruin the whole skywalker saga anymore. Whole Old republic era in canon is barely touched and nobody is trying to do anything about it.

Nothing can redeem Disney, they killed SW

Furthermore pic related
Some early TV showings of Star Wars had Hamill saying "God" instead of "boy" in that scene. No can't find a copy anywhere. That's all the remaining evidence afaik.

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>everyone is related!
>the bad guy turns good again!

Why are Star Wars fans such unashamed fags?

>>the bad guy turns good again!
See, that's another part of where I'm coming from, that stuff has already been done to death in SW it needs to stop. Kylo needs to go down in flames.

Rey and Kylo only fought once.

OK, Snoke technically was in charge, but Ren and Hux both personally oversaw it. Fuck.

>Ren and Hux both personally oversaw it.
Kylo had about as much to do with the Starkiller plan as Vader did with the Death Star, by all appearances.

They both cracked the whip. Hux is just worthless past TFA. Not sure he was ever worth much.

>Sheev
If they also confirm Anakin they got me, I'll torrent this piece of shit

What if they say that Snoke was a gimped clone of Sheev?

>next trilogy
please, can we let star wars die with dignity

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Hux tracks the Resistance ships through hyperspace

>spend a year shitting on Star Wars for being cash grab Jew she shillbait
>immediately jump up and down like giddy onions faggots at the first trailer.

Fucking weak s口y board

7 and 8 were such a shitshow that there's nothing 9 could possibly do to not only be a good standalone movie, but also make me retroactively like the franchise again. I don't enjoy any of the new characters or new themes, even the new mechanical designs.

Rey, the black guy and the asian girl have no charisma whatsoever. Snoke is one of the worst villains I've ever seen. The pilot is annoying, and notDarthRevan is an angsty shitstain that only a little kid could like. And that cross shaped lightsaber, christ I fucking hate it with a passion.

Anyone here enjoy watching monkeys getting tortured? Any websites for this?

I would see it for any of these reasons, in ascending order:

1. It's Rated R
2. Rey turns dark side, kills Finn and/or Rose
3. Kyle kills Rey
4. Kylo/ Rey sex scene
5. Luke actually returns (not as a space-ghost)
6. Whole cast gets sent to 1970s Earth (ala Star Trek 4), whacky adventures ensue

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It's actually impossible now. Every single one of the protagonists is either underdeveloped or bad. Rey is boring as fuck. Poe barely gets things to do and we don't know that much about him. Finn is okay but he doesn't get much to do either. It's actually impossible to make a sequel starring these characters and make me care about them. They've had 2 movies and I could barely describe them. The only mildly interesting character is the prequel trilogy is Kylo.

He's fairly slim for a TV-watcher.

He literally did. You can see Kylo and him playing tug of war with the saber before it goes off. It was suicide, not murder.

kill every single character in the story

Nothing, they basically sabotaged this series the second they put an agenda driven hack in charge of it instead of someone who wanted to tell stories in this universe. This literally looks like TFA 2: The Reckoning
>I heard Luke and I clapped!
>I saw Lando and I clapped!
>I saw Death Star and I clapped!
>I heard Sheev having a laugh and I fell out of my chair clapping!
JJ will be a hero for a year and then all the morons will screech about how it is a retread and they never liked it, because their fragile egos can't handle the idea that they were tricked into liking something they already saw.

Pretty sure the movie is going to have flashbacks. We've already seen the Battle of Jakku in the trailer, even if it's for a short clip. Pretty sure they only showed it because it was one of the few "finished" CGI scenes that had action in it, and they had nothing else to fill time with.
As for what would make me excited for it? Probably nothing, outside of a bunch of EU references, but that's only because I'm a dumb fanboy who likes reading better material in a setting I grew up with. I'd say bring in Ahsoka, but they'd ruin her in a heartbeat. At least we have the Mandalorian, I'm a tiny bit excited for that. Live action Star Wars directed by Jon Favreau and Dave Fillioni. Could be nice, I dunno anymore. I get free movie tickets and I pirate all my TV, so it's not like i'm going to waste any money on any of it. At least I'll have something to talk about with my co-workers, hide my power level for another day.

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They said it was the end of the Skywalker saga. Kylo will die but redeem himself before going out.

Absolutely abhorrent and reddit opinion. Star Wars should have as many references and callbacks to previous films as possible. Events should repeat, limbs should be lost, death's should be tragic and happy endings are fleeting.

Nah, you are a fucking fag. I can tell you actually like the prequels.

>>Events should repeat, limbs should be lost

Sir, it's an honor to meet you even if it's just online. Thank you, Mr. Lucas for creating Star Wars. I love you.

I would love if that would happen. Also, I want Kylo and Rose to fall in love together and have babies. Then in the next trilogy, the son of Kylo and Rose, great grandson of Vader, is the protagonist while Ray is the antagonist. Maybe they could have that Golding dude from the crazy rich asians movie can be the star.

drop nuwars and start over

>it's all been a dream ending
>next trilogy is the actual continuation
This would be extremely retarded, but it's the only twist that can save the franchise.

kill everyone in this movie

Already too late

Basic is just translated into English, these are just translated general expressions, they don't imply existence of belief in God or Hell in the Galaxy.

>hings that episode 9 could do that could potentially make you like Star Wars again

Retcon the sequel trilogy out of existence. Nothing short of that works.

And Kylo got BTFO by an untrained gilr. How is anyone supposed to take him seriously?

Still better than TLJ

Time travel back to RotJ with the implication that the sequel trilogy would not happen in this new timeline. Nothing else would bring me back to the franchise.

Decanonise everything that happens after episode VI
And Solo because of the dice

Only a flaming faggot wouldn't like the prequels.

only if the movie consits of Chewbacca doing fortnite dances for 2 hours

JJ will be the greatest director of all time if he pulls a Revan and make Rey a Sheev clone

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Yeah, cause it'd make you look bad

I'll forgive all of the absolute bullshit in the ST if SOMEONE FINALLY MAKES KOTOR 3. And does it well. Or at least makes a fucking decent Star Wars game for the first time in over a decade.

Yeah, yeah I know TOR exists but it's an mmo chock full of meaningless bullshit.

It's 2019, pal. Games, movies and all other media are not supposed to be fun or entertaining. It's just brand loyalty, feminism, social justice and other shit like that.

>incels hate your movie
>make the main protagonist evil so they cant hate women
>profit.

Who is jewing who?

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That was actually Harrison Ford acting out of character. He just wanted to die already

Kill everyone of these new unactractive and uncharismatic characters.

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>written by Rian Johnson

THE SUBVERSION DOESNT STOP

>the next trilogy.
Oh honey...

I wonder how hard he had to convince JJ to get Solo killed. It's been his life dream for literally decades.

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>Luke didn't die and returns

There you go that's all I need

That's about the only good thing they can do with it but they wont. Their business model is about appeasing casual audiences but giving them exactly what they expect and not subverting expectations.

How the fuck does that planet seem to have like a single global temperature?

Rey and Kylo switching sides is what should have happened in VIII (and honestly it felt like that's what it was leading up to until it all got SUBVERTED) but it's too late to do it now. Nobody wants another trilogy after seeing the colossal mess they made of this one.

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subverting the subversion so it's not subverted. Well played Rian.

get fucked weak bait faggot

Except sheev grievous dooku tarkin maul

Canon Reysma with a full sex scene of Phasma holding down Rey, eating her out, and making her scream in ecstatic orgasm.

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Finally having some good female villains up in this bitch.

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Um... user?
Captain Phasma is the first female villain in star wars, they said so!

Hayden returns

When he talk to Kylo in The last jedi about a new Vador at that moment i tought it was sheev.

oh god no. don't let Disney touch old republic era stuff, they will just ruin the shit out of that too.

I always felt that Kylo was written as a female character during the early drafts.

Kill everybody

kino

Well, the original idea of VII was for Kylo Ren to be literally seduced to the Dark side by a female Sith (pic related). Sadly that was scrapped and we got fucking Snoke instead.

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That's written like a 12 year old boys fan fiction

You're not a SW fan, fuck off SJW cuck.

He wasn't.

Would have been so kino with Laura Vandervoort. Fuck you, Abrams. Fuck you.