>A large?
>Oh! Are you on a date sir?
A large?
Kayden Cook
Carter Ross
Hey Robert, watch what you say about my wife!
Brayden Edwards
Haha, of course I am Robert, no way I could finish a large all by myself haha, shes in the theater saving my seat...
William Cooper
N-no Robert, I - I was thinking perhaps that maybe you... you would like to share it with me?
Benjamin Bailey
Robert! I thought that banana peel ruined your career. Good to see you back.
Grayson Smith
No, Robert, I want to get fat to avoid the draft in the upcoming war for Israel
Xavier Walker
Ahhahaha. No Robert, that's all for me.
Ethan Rivera
Yes, tall dark and handsome, works at a cinema, and if my math is right he gets out of work in 5 minutes or so. What do you say?
Levi Flores
Memes aside what kind of grown “man” can’t finish a large popcorn by himself over the course of 2 hours?
Adrian Parker
White mans burden Robert my man
White mans burden
Jaxon Powell
trips checked
Gabriel Ortiz
I don't appreciate this line of questioning, Robert.
Thomas Myers
Would Robert want to be friends?
Asher Anderson
Alexander Parker
Not being a fat fuck for one.
Adam Hughes
It's not about if you could, but if you should.
Zachary Powell
He speaks the truth, the numbers can not lie brothers.
Brody Rodriguez
no Robert, i just try to be as american as possible today
Luis Lopez
I'm so glad the employees at my cinema have never questioned why I'm there alone
Ayden Walker
>anybody who isn’t a 90lb twink is a “fat fuck”
Isaac Morris
N-no, rob, I was hoping to share it with jules, no homo; at what time does his his shit end?
Cooper Myers
I don't even like popcorn. Now a large bowl of Buncha Crunch, that I can get behind.
Luke Walker
Impressive. Very nice.
Lincoln Powell
yes robert, with you
Grayson Bell
Shalawam, all praises to the most high
due to the law of moses, we no longer carry crab
Tyler Morris
Robert, I would appreciate it if you wouldn't rub in my sadness.
We both know full well that I am not on a date.
Ethan Allen
>A large AMC popcorn, without butter, contains 1,030 calories and 41 grams of fat.
Keep coping fatso
Aaron Barnes
Asher Torres
>not sneaking in a Frito pie with extra cheese
Hunter Young
>He can’t eat 1000 calories over the course of 2 hours.
I’m 5’11 and weigh 160lbs. If you are an adult male and can’t eat that you’re an absolute cuck and there is no denying this.
Wyatt Reed
You’re a child.
Ryder Bell
>1500 calories
No thanks. It's not that good
Ryder Roberts
Mate that’s like the same as pretty much any meal you’d get at a restaurant, spaced out over a longer period of time. If you’re eating a large popcorn on top of dinner that’s excessive but for the most part people have it as their meal as a treat when they go to the movies
Landon Hill
thats fucking nothing dyel
Dominic Edwards
nigger just because I CAN eat 3 big macs in one sitting doesnt mean I should or even want to.
Easton Carter
>but for the most part people have it as their meal as a treat when they go to the movies
>popcorn as a meal
>burgerclap cuisine
Hunter Jackson
cool story bro
Nathan Cook
Right but just because you’d be dry heaving as you forced it down your delicate little girly throat to prove to yourself you aren’t as soft as Daddy says doesn’t make actual men who eat a lot of food to fuel their powerful bodies “fatsos”
Grayson Foster
hit the weights ya manlet soyboy
Jeremiah Stewart
>you must be fat
* shown a healthy BMI*
>Wow cool story
Asher Wright
You’re right you should eat a full meal before going to the movies and getting snacks.
Now if anyone in this thread is fat it’s you.
Benjamin Gomez
Right your diet is 100% kale shakes and broccoli all the time
Brayden Watson
>You’re right you should eat a full meal before going to the movies and getting snacks.
Who are you quoting butthurt user?
Joseph Wright
>popcorn as a meal
where's the problem?
Adam White
>I'm 5'11
Juan Thompson
ok fatty
Nathaniel Bailey
I hope so. Robert seems like a good guy.
Caleb Martin
>tfw 5'11 200lbs
David Gray
Ha! I sure was young back then where has it all gone?..
Thomas Cooper
I’m not taking that from some twink who can’t read
Easton Jones
>I’m 5’11
Kevin Scott
5'11 hahahaha
Justin Wilson
Luis Diaz
whatever fatass
Jack Price
The twink fears the King of Manlets
Luis Morales
>t.
Brody Morales
>manlets believe this
6'2 reporting in
Landon Powell
>tfw 5'7"
>tfw make myself look taller from a distance with my 5'2" gf
>dooming my children to be manlets on purpose
Justin Walker
outliers exist, so you could produce some normal sized kids. Improve your odds by having a shitload of children and culling the short ones.
Christopher Phillips
6'2 niggas be like
Adrian Barnes
>t.
Jeremiah Reyes
YOU
WILL
ALWAYS
BE
A
M A N L E T
Carson Davis
>6’2
And 98 lbs
Elijah Moore
My family is full of short, fat mexicans. She is irish and Scandinavian and her younger brother is 6'2". I pray every day my sons do not know the pain of being called a manlet because their father's genes fucked them over when they see their chad uncles.
Jackson Reyes
I read somewhere that the height of males is largely determined by the fathers genetics so depending on what the rest of your family looks like your sons could still be average height. Who gives a shit how tall your daughters are either.
I’m not a geneticist though so I could be pulling this from my ass
Henry Turner
>lmao seeth manlet
Jack Wood
>You will always be above average in height while still being able to fit comfortably into everything and not looking malnourished
Truly a fate worse than death
Jayden Howard
people say this all the time, but seriously...
criminally underrated.
Easton Morales
it's not about eating it all
it's showing you are so wealthy that you can buy an entire large popcorn and just throw it away after eating a few handfuls
Lucas Edwards
C O P E
O
P
E
Joshua Thomas
>6’2
Lmao 6’6 reporting in, step aside manlet
William Bell
Shut up, I don't talk to fucking niggers. Do your job and give me that fucking bucket, will ya.
>do 360 and walk away
Liam White
Glad you’re finding a way to cope lanko
Landon Garcia
But sir the seats are reserved when you purchase your ticket
Ethan Jackson
>t. twink trying to distract from the fact he ousted himself as a twink
Samuel Sanchez
JUST ONE INCH RIGHT? NOBODY WILL NOTICE RIGHT? AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH