Episode IX Trailer!?!?!?

Star Wars Ep. IX:

D A M A G E C O N T R O L

>Death Star that blew up into a bajillion pieces somehow all of a sudden actually didn't
>Rey doing "epic" prequel tier soulless gymnastics over a tie fighter
>Fixed Anakin's lightsaber with a band-aid
>Shameless nostalgia pandering with Lando
>Even more shameless nostalgia pandering with Palpatine, a character who should never be brought back post Return, even as some sort of force ghost

No, it looks like fucking terrible garbage.

God I hope so, shitting on that film was so much fun, cant wait to do it again.

>Check the comments because I'm a masochist

>No one's ever really gone.
>"Meesa back!"
Fuck it, I laughed. It couldn't make it any worse than this probably will be.

Don't forget more bland and unimaginative planets.

mary rey vs Sheev

A Jar Jar cameo would be an improvement on nu-wars.

>ds2 exploded from the inside out in a huge fireball
>most of it survived as debris
what the fuck is this bullshit

>an effort
no, it's not even an effective trailer. it doesn't produce the reaction that even random stock footage cut like a proper trailer with the sound design etc. does
What a stupid fake thread anyway

I WANT this to happen

>implying sheev is back

it's going to be smoke m8

>niggers

I wonder whos behind this film

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Not for the supposed end of the trilogy and saga. Would be fine for the start or middle film of a trilogy or even a standalone side story, but this shit is literally carrying the entire franchise on it's back and is going for something wholly unearned.

The movie is one giant mcguffin search where they are looking for a holonet antenna to broadcast luke skywalkers life story to the galaxy. that is the whole movie. rise of skywalker is just to mislead u. he is not coming back. this will be the final troll by disney.

>Another fucking desert planet
>Still holding onto OT for story instead of making your own
Bravo Abrams

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It's just you.

The power of the Jews

They're going to skin him alive if Palpatine is just a force ghost or something among the lines.

dude dude its obvious common
>Mary rey finds the dank lords ruined citadel
>delves into the forbiding lair
>Sheev himself is in the heart of the ruin
>"Did I ever tell you the story of Darth Plagueis the wise?"

explain then retard

I don't get it?

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The Death Star could be much further away.

I thought The Last Jedi had a pretty good trailer. I don't think this trailer was all that great.

Are children small, or just far away?

>teaser trailer
>its 2 minutes long and is full of infomation
it was more like a trailer.

>tfw I've hit the point where I got ZERO excitement from a new Star Wars movie
>All I feel is sadness and disgust

Why did they have to kill SW and appeal to a different market?

Sorry about your vagina. May I suggest Anne of Green Gables?

because yas! fuck men.

Anne of Green Gables and Anne of Avonlea are miniseries kino

soooo, dead on arrival then?

>10 seconds of panting
>epic slowmo jump over tie fighter
are we hitting peak cringe?

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digging up Palpatine corpse is a new low

I willed this to happen.

that actually reminded me a bit of the prequel fights again,maybe this time they'll regress back towards spinning light-sabers again I hear it's a good trick

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>Star Wars was beloved for decades
>Disney killed it within a few years

>not realising she hijacks it and flies away in a single scene

>le epic slowmo is like the prequels
?
please, i wish this was at all reminiscent of the prequels. this is pure jj abrahms trash, far more reminiscent of kirk on a motorcycle in slowmo. disney should be forced by the government to give sw back to george tbqh

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It was hella badass

I wonder if george regrets selling the brand after the debacle that VII & VIII caused

there is even a mount behind it, the death star is much further away, and it's obvious.

I dont think its fair to say Disney is all of the problems, sure they have some of the fault, but the rest is all lucasfilm.

Marvel has 22 films within 10 years yet there has been no infighting. Only 1 Marvel movie had half the controversy as TLJ, but the nice thing is that its mostly contained in its own movie.

Marvel is an anomaly and thought they could repeat it again with Lucasfilm

Heres to hoping Fox doesn't follow Lucasfilms footsteps

They didn't appeal to a different market, all the people who loved TLJ were already Star Wars fans.

>do you think this will actually be the end/last time we'll see these characters again?

god I hope so

>Let the past die
>Oops no

I bet there would be 'Another Saga' shit after this even though they are saying shamelessly 'Every saga has an end'

Hollywood is successful at singular projects, not sagas. They switch people around too much between films and you end up with inconsistency and lack of vision.

I hope he feels vindicated. Poor bastard deserves that much.

lmao Disney gonna fuck up Palpatine's return by making "sith ghosts" cannon

>spend a year shitting on Star Wars for being cash grab Jew she shillbait
>immediately jump up and down like giddy onions faggots at the first trailer.

I hate you all.

The idea that he could be the first dark side user to work out a way to return as a force ghost isn't a terrible idea in a vacuum (or in the EU, with the rest of the trash). But it's absolutely fucking retarded. The whole EU expansion and explaining of what force ghosts are and how people can become them and who can has always been complete shit. ALl that ever needed to be implied about become a force ghost was done so in the original trilogy.

The idea that the Emperor would return in absolutely any form after RotJ in a film is a complete joke though.

did you even SEE the colors & floating ships this go around user it actually has some color this time,still won't save the story though

I cant believe Disney really thinks 1 man could fix the disaster that was the previous 2 films

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I hope she kicks his ass

Did you forget the end of TLJ? They literally show some kid looking up at the stars while he uses some force powers. Disney isn't even trying to subtle about it.

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So what would be the mortality of a evil force ghost? Imagine having a trilogy where immortal force ghosts wage war on each other.

How are the blue lines meant to determine distance?

>Still caring about Star Wars
Normies were a mistake.
I don't expect much from standard Hollywood movies but these movies are just plain boring. Nothing they do matters.

Him and Plageius were researching all sorts of evil ways to achieve eternal life or manipulate life in general. Just say the emperor was eventually successful and found a way to pervert the force in a way that would allow him to manifest himself after death.

The first three prequels are pure kino and far better than any of the later 6 movies

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>is it just me or does it seem to actually be making an effort this time
Congratulations on falling for the mouse's marketing tricks
>entire thing narrated by hamill
>billy dee williams cameo
>brought back sheev outta nowhere
>dumb asian broad nowhere to be found
>throwback trailer music
The thing was literally made to try and suck back in the audience disgusted by TLJ

Why does everyone assume Sheev is coming back? Obi Wan's voice was heard in previous trailers but he wasn't in the movies.

was that sheev laughing at the end?

I want a ghost fight just so I can laugh at the idea

Because Ian McDiarmid was literally on stage after the trailer rolled, just to tell the video technicians to ROlL iT AgaIN
Yes

I'm calling it right now, scrrencap this. Sheev will not be in the movie. This was all a hype stunt. They wouldn't reveal such a huge "twist" in a teaser.
Fuck mods.
Fuck jannies.

JJ literally said he's in the movie.

JJ is a lying Jew

I want to crucify that kike, shove a glass rod up his urethra and then smash it with a hammer

so where has he been?

My, my. Jews seemed have really gotten under your skin.

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hey better under the skin than in the oven eh comrade?

TATOOOOINEEEEEEE

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problem is i couldn't even watch more than 30mins of last jedi despite trying 3 times so I have no idea what's happening

>is it just me or does it seem to actually be making an effort this time

Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Awakens II is pretty much what everyone expected of Abrams which is to regurgitate Return of the Jedi.

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What sort of trade deals will the senate have in this film?

>Watching a Soi Wars trailer
>It ain't Sheev starts playing

lmao where is that webm from?

Blacked raw.com

This but all kikes.

You have the big dumb

>mfw 3 of 3 sequels are just nostalgia bating
>mfw they can't come up with any original ideas
>mfw drones will still defend a multibillion dollar company able to get any artist or writer under the sun
>mfw they are planning another trilogy

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If you know Luke and Snoke are dead then you've missed nothing. The entire movie wad pointless

Objectively true, anyone claiming to be a fan of star wars and liking this garbage is brainwashed by shitty Disney marketing and shilling.

Are you disabled?

fuck off shill

I like shitposting as much as the next user but at least put some effort into it.

this
another fucking desert planet, really mouse?

Disney shat all over themselves with these movies. Everything that could go wrong did after a great start. I can't wait to hear the real story behind these movies.

>introduced Rian
>LOL SUBVERSION LOL FUCK YOU THEORY LOL HERE MUH ASIAN OC WAIFU
>brought back JJ
>ehhhh guys, remember this?
what a disaster

Laughing at Boyega trying to look badass

because the people behind marvel are actually competent and they plan things years ahead of time, knowing what the fuck they should do
while the goons at Lucas and Lady Kennedy is more... improvising

>imagine being this autistic

>See's Tie Fighter.
>Starts running from it.
>SPINNING BACK FLIP!

You want to give me some kino, pull some shit like The Force Unleashed and show her rip the fucking thing out of the air.

Or better yet, show Big Nose doing it to somebody, and then have the movie where they never really fight and its ended by other means that are not "SWISHY SLASHY"

>literally has nothing for the fans to get exciting over so they brought back palpatine
that's like really really fucking low Disney, the series has gone to a point beyond saving

>shamelessly milk old shit because their new characters and settings are garbage.
>/tv faggots: "what a new and interesting direction!"

I fucking hate all of you.

>jj: WE DONT NEED NOSTALGIA OR OLD WHITE MEN
>rehashed shit from the original trilogy
>also jj: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME NOSTALGIA FOR YOU OLD WHITE MEN PLEASE WATCH MY MOVIE

His identity politics aside, the guy is a fucking hack. No idea what Disney was thinking after he ran Star Trek into the ground
>BUT MUH PROFITS
probably

Kennedy said he's in faggot

of course,
JJ can't write for shit but he has somewhat pretty visual and exciting explosion so normies will eat his shit

it means we won

it's probably just going to be a recording
or a flashback that "reveals" snoke was his secret apprentice

So what will Disney do if they release this and it makes Solo-level profits, if not lower than that? Do they shelve the mandalorian series and sacrifice Rian Johnson's virgin boipussy to the elder gods?

I don't give a shit about these hack movies, I never once did. This is coming from a once obsessed toddler who was dancing in his garage with the camera stand like that fat retard all those years ago. BUT I would be happy even if they did something gay and dumb like bring Sheev back

youtube.com/watch?v=3GJOVPjhXMY
kek. thanks for reminding me

Looks better than expected but I won't hold my breath after the disaster that was TFA and TLJ.

Even the normies know.
Anons JJ Abrams is close to signing the biggest money deal in TV history because he knows he's gotta Jew fast before this comes out.

The legacy of this trilogy will continue to rot by the year until it's more of a joke than even the prequels. I don't think Disney Iger Jew can course correct.

>while the goons at Lucas and Lady Kennedy is more... improvising

This is, among other things, a truth proven by facts. Do you remember just how hard it was for them to even finish the episode 7 script?
They have changed their mind a lot of times in the end, the best they have found has been to do episode 4 again.

Marvel, with all its flaws and ups and downs, AT LEAST had a plan behind it.

With the prequels, at least the kids liked them, that's the generation they were made for. Kids don't give a shit about the sequels and the toys don't sell because these films were made for 40 yr old men angry about the prequels.

Kids care more about the MCU than they do Star Wars, it doesn't have that same impact it once did. George understood, and he was right to have them appeal to kids, fuck the manchildren and RLM for putting the franchise where it is today.

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Please hold your breath fairy

Remember when everyone was talking about ep3 saying this one actually looked good and this is where they were gonna turn it around. Yeah.

The Emperor's return in Episode IX will systematically destroy both Anakin/Vader's and the Emperor's legacy.

It's pretty incredible, I really didn't think they could damage the franchise anymore, but holy shit have they delivered.

Wow it was shit who’s surprised

It's unironically actually made me interested in seeing the film, just to watch the train-wreck.

Imagine being this person.

Y'know it just dawned on me but if that's the Death Star 2, how were Luke and Leia partying on Endor. Shouldn't it have just crashed into the planet killing all the Ewoks. Did they just leave them to get obliterated after the party, did they wake up early and go "oh shit the death star is about to crash into the planet lets get out of here. Don't worry about those furry arseholes though, they're barely human".

I hope he's red too, just to be extra retarded

Star Wars is the Sonic the Hedgehog of the Film Industry.

Who the fuck even cares about it anymore.

Jews can't mimic genuine white epics about innocence and purity. What we get is algorithmic cringe because Jews initially see dollar signs, but once they get into the thick, the themes of the material make them naturally weary and wary, so they try then to half ass it, to give the goyim what they "want," except this is the lie they tell themselves. In truth JJ Abrams is repressed, and his hatred for gentile creativity, Lucas's gifted scope, imagination and his legendary stature, and at the purity of the fandom, JJ will always exist outside it. He actually hates Star Wars but probably didn't realize it fully until the final movie.

Imo Abrams subconsciously wanted to destroy Star Wars as a FU to whites and simply because he can. The irony is that Rian Johnson fucked up his disaster plan, but he couldn't resist stabbing the blade in and breaking it off.

Abrams ruined Star Trek but that's an inherently Jewish property. And he simply can't tolerate his lack of talent eclipsing a property, so he begins to blame the property itself for its "challenging limitations." But Star Wars is the apotheosis of JJ's corruption as a person.

There is something eerie even in this title. The Rise of Skywalker. The allusions to Jesus Christ should be clear if you're over 20. But this title is not genuine. Luke unlike Christ will not be resurrected by the Disney Jew. Instead, they will demean Luke's legacy as the true chosen one even further by making Rey truly a Luke. And they will release this literally at Christmas. This movie is about bringing sadness and depression to white Americans. And that's what JJ gets paid for. It truly is that deep imo. Bobby Iger is allowing JJ to do this, it's a power trip for him. So that he can reshape Star Wars in the Jewish image in coming years. Bobby Iger is a shrewd businessman, he knows the risk he took in burning off Star Wars, but he thinks he can't fail.

I'm literally going to throw up. JJ fucking sucks. I hate him.

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it could be anywhere. JJ doesn't give a fuck about distance. see also: TFA, Star Trek 09, Star Trek Into Darkness

It could also be Yavin 4 or wherever the first death star was but that isn't as hilarious as a gigantic man made meteor apocalypsing a bunch of furry cunts that had basically done nothing wrong.

If it is bad, I will shit all over it on Yea Forums.

If it is good, I will shit all over it on Yea Forums because popular always equals shit here. Now if you excuse me, I need to go to the Alita thread and pretend it is the best thing I've ever seen in my life. I'm so glad that it wasn't popular with the critics and made money. Otherwise, I'd be required to shit all over it.

I can't wait for the Special Special Edition that adds the chunk of Death Star flying away from the explosion.

All of Whiteys stories are based on heeb tales
who stole from Sumerians and mycaenian

The only thing saving this an Anakin cameo along with Portman desu.

endor holocaust confirmed

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Palpatines throne was right in the middle of that dish thing! no wonder he survived! JJ is a genius also kek

So was the Empire Strikes Back not a white epic about innocence and purity?

I wouldn't mind seeing Sheev return if he's done right. Snoke was just boring, but Sheev has that facade of smugness and regality hiding that he's really a psycho who just wants an excuse to zap people while laughing himself to death.

Oh shit now they have to put out super special extended edition remastered directors cuts with added death star parts floating around the galaxy.

Thank fuck im not the only one who cringed

Fuck off

>do you think this will actually be the end/last time we'll see these characters again?
Haha if only

Disney is already planning to bury this trilogy with all the other Star Wars crap they're announcing, despite Iger believing 'Star Wars Fatigue' is damaging the franchise

These

Fair call, to be honest.

How autistic do you have to be to make something like this for a movie that you’re going to say you have no interest in seeing anyway?

It's not difficult

Remember Lando? Remember the death star? Remember Palpatine?

have sex

man i remember when the episode 1 trailer came out in like 1999 or something. I was so fucking stoked, I probably watched it 40 times.
The movie turned out to be pretty shit, but I didn't know that at the time.

This one I watched once, but only so I know what everyone is shitting on.

with sheev.

Imagine if Phasma actually got to do some cool shit instead of being the most useless villain in the franchise.

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He thought he was leaving it in good hands

He was wrong

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let her die

Ironic how she was essentially the new boba fett and ended up being as big of a joke as boba fett.

Star wars at its core is a story of mysticism and child like wonder. Not a single time in ep 7 or 8 do you get that feeling you had when you saw luke use the force in the OT. Which was infrequent and always impactful. Flash forward to the ST. Rey is a super force pilot at minute 5 because MYSTERT BOX LOL. Leia is untrained and does superman in space cause RIAN SAY SHE STRONK. Then rey lifts a shitload of fucking rocks again with her no training. Rian was trying to replicate luke lifting his ship here but totally missed the point. "How about instead of a culmination of training and wonder for the viewer, we just have rey lift a ton of rocks because she's strong!". God dammit how does Disney not have a trilogy plot outline for star wars. Blows my mind. Seeing as Marvel for example has a cohesive universe plot wise, it all falls on Kathleen.

>the new star wars movie is literally Star Wars episode IX:remember old star wars?

what the fuck is this attempting to show?

phasma wasn't even worthy of being called a 'villain'

APOLOGIZE

at least boba fett accomplished his goal one movie

Yeah. Aside from Sheev maybe coming back, it was a really shit trailer and an even shitter name. Thank god it’s all over by Christmas and we don’t have to worry about this faggy characters ever again.

/pol/ all you want but Johnson's movie was ten times worse and more disrespectful of its parent franchise than TFA was

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honestly the only reason I will end up seeing the movie at all is so that I can shitpost about it here later.

the only quasi-interesting looking thing in that trailer was Kylo and I'm sure the 5 good minutes he'll have in the movie will be the only tolerable part of it

Does any one else think its weird that they've announced Palpatine and not kept it a secret?

It looks kind of good tbqh

fuck off /pol/

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they've never made a bad trailer, that's how they get you.

>The thing was literally made to try and suck back in the audience disgusted by TLJ
I guarantee this film will be a bait and switch, for anyone disgusted by TLJ. The mouse only needs a pandering trailer to get you in the theater

OH NONONONO
m.youtube.com/watch?v=UFniVNgzMJ8

yeah man i liked the part where rey did a flip over the tie fighter

A couple of years ago I'd agree, but NuLucasfilm is desperate now. They gotta make back that 4 billion NOW

It'll probably be a bluff, like Rey will have a vision or Kylo will commune with him in some way.

>is it just me or does it seem to actually be making an effort this time
Desert planet. No new ships. Rey is still OP. Yeah, I think they're back lads

Have they forgotten how lightsabers work?

The Phantom Menace trailer is legitimately good, even now. Not that it's reflected in the final movie (except for some kino action scenes like the Maul fight and Podrace)

Well the thing with Boba fett was that in the original he was just some nobody mook, Phasma has a lot of screen time and has nothing to show for.

So has Sheev been living in the Death Star wreckage for 40 years or what?

>She told Finn to put on his helmet then dies
>She'll probably still be back in 9 because this trilogy wasn't planned and JJ is attatched to his characters

/Flatplanet/??

No, his physical form is dead.

So are they gonna use Hyperdrive ramming again or what? Its gonna be so odd if they never use it again ngl

>He thought Disney would make serviceable films for the fans because their animations were based in classic storytelling and fairy tales.
>Instead films get crammed full of divisive politics and agendas, fracturing the fanbase and killing the franchise.

Which one of you fags did this?

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The one I'm talking about that was good was this one:
youtube.com/watch?v=Fo--sWDK_nU

It had no Anakin in it really. The one that was kind of garbage was the other one that had Sam Jackson giving his terribly delivered lines and WAYYY too much Jar Jar in it.

I do fuckin hope it will be the last time, yeah.

Pretty much

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now thats small even for a small moon

Unpopular opinion: Rian Johnson did the best he could with what he had. He tried to put actually interesting ideas into a trilogy that has a story written by a committee. Kylo Ren's coup was actually an interesting plot point that wasn't just "Bad guys vs Good guys".
Its not his fault that disney decided they would rather remake the original as opposed to creating a new trilogy

The Jewish man who directed Empire was a pawn of Lucas, whereas Lucas is now the pawn of Disney and Abrams. See the difference chaim?

what the fuck was that stupid ass matrix dodge?

>He tried to put actually interesting ideas
Tried and failed. You don't get points just for taking risks - the entire point of a risk is that it can catastrophically fail, which it did.

>Rian Johnson did the best he could with what he had
No he didn't. He did a mediocre-to-poor job on all accounts.

The "interesting" things about TLJ are only interesting on paper. Everything about their execution was a failure.

You're not welcome itt

>Calls Disney "white slavers" during the sell
>Thinks he's putting it in good hands
Top kek. George was forced to sell. Jews have heart attack weapons.

Fuck off low IQ rural christcuck

I'm not /pol/. TFA and RoS are a different lvl of Jewing than what Johnson did. He crashed the plane, Abrams wanted to gas the plane and leave everyone smiling and braindead. They both succeeded. But Johnson got in Abrams' way.

>is it just me or does it seem to actually be making an effort this time
yeah making an effort after destroying the established franchise with the last movie which resulted in box office disaster for a spin off. I mean it's almost like investors must have gotten spooked

I honestly agree with you to an extent. It feels like Rian tried to chart a course dodging all these existing criticisms of the franchise that he was aware of (like the Plinkett reviews). So it ends up looking like the whole plot is reactionary trying to avoid common criticisms. "TFA was a new hope, so don't just repeat empire" "Don't have fan service because that was cringe in Rogue One" "Everyone thinks Rey will be Obi Wan's daughter so skip that" "Snoke is just going to be nu-palpatine" etc etc. You can't deny he tried. It just wasn't the place for the kind of film making and people expect certain things, people wanted to see luke go nuts and tear shit up as the ultimate incarnation of a Jedi. Lucas got that, even if he fucked up for other reasons.

TLJ was about selflessness though. By sacrificing himself, Luke redeemed the damned Skywalker name through Kylo, who will turn away from the dark side in ep 9

torrent it tho

so edgy...

>/pol/
No it's the truth. Research Bob Iger's family tree.

the only way anything gets fixed is if he wins

I'm so easily seduced by big tits. It's ridiculous.
youtube.com/watch?v=LH-sOgJsxr0

>people wanted to see luke go nuts and tear shit up as the ultimate incarnation of a Jedi.
Maybe retarded NPCs wanted to see this. Real human beings that have IQs which aren't in the single digits would have just liked to have seen him as a wise old Jedi, much like Yoda in the OT or Obi-Wan.

Rigged from the start

How does that prove the big anti white conspiracy?

No one asked for the Jedi to truly come back and kick ass right away, just a consistent plotline. Luke left a map of his planet but then he denies training to the person who found it. Then we learn he has even less hope since it turns out he almost murdered Ben. Luckily that was (almost) swept away by Luke sacrificing himself to make Ben understand. It's like Ryan wanted to be super impactful so he assassinated the character then resurrected him in the same movie. He was right when he said it was going to be a weird crazy movie.

Wait, which one is Boyega?

It's not unpopular it fucking retarded u nigger lmao

They're not fighting, she hops on top of Kylo's tie and they go adventure

I don't expect to see the real sheev
probably a recording or a clone that rey dispatches with ease

Heck even a wise figure like Qui Gon would have been nice. But Luke was pretty fucking strong looking at his "routine" on the island. It looked like he was in survival mode every day instead of living in a comfy city.

he survived because he was still falling in that shaft when it blew up and the pressure forced him back up the shaft and out the other side where he flew through space like Leia until he finally lands on a planet and can seek revenge 50 years later

This franchise ruled the scifi genre for seventy years, and disney has ground it to dust in a matter of months
I hope theres a special place in hell for them

>hope theres a special place in hell for them
Jews don't believe in hell.

>Jews don't believe in hell.
More lies from the tribe. Yes, they do, in fact, they say that Jesus is in Hell being boiled in shit. Look it up.

what would Sheev comment on the fact that they use his fancy yacht to make some shitty armor for this literally who woman

>people wanted to see luke go nuts and tear shit up as the ultimate incarnation of a Jedi
yeah like when he brushed his shoulder off with no damage after being blasted by walkers because he's a force projection hah huh Rian Johnson is so great

nah man this is the last movie they cant hide anymore. its time to put up or shut up and i want sheev

No one noticed the Return of The Jedi Jabbas skiff that Poe, Finn and C3PO were on? No one members?

This, but see him use the force in impressive but appropriate ways like obi wans casual mind trick or yoda lifting the xwing to teach luke a lesson.
The fact that they have this power but are restrained in its use is one of the things that impresses the audience and makes them see them as a master.
It makes me think of 'the force unleashed'
the force powers were over the top in that game, but that was kind of the concept and as a fan you knew it wasn't really cannon but it was fun.
The disney retards think TFU levels of force use are the natural evolution of power and more power equals better force user.
even fucking vader and sheev were restrained in their use of the force, disney has totally cheapened it.
its no longer mystical, spiritual magic, its basically mutant powers at this point.

why?
what up to this point makes you think they won't ruin sheev too?
leave sheev alone!

oh they probably will but im hoping we get at least a few scenes of ian hamming it up and shooting lightning

I have enough faith in Ian McDiarmid that I believe it's actually impossible to ruin Sheev.

Whatever you give him, he's going to make it work.

>thinking he won't just be a prop to demonstrate how great Rey is

why do people think that we're getting actual Sheev and not just a hologram in one of his vaults or whatever?

he will job to marey sue but not before throwing her and kylo around for a couple of minutes

Phasma is 2nd most useless. Snoke'ms is numba 1

why bring the actor out if its just going to be that?

So you can tell people Ian's going to be in the movie and hype it up that way.

same reason they brought Ray Park back to be a hologram Maul

I bet they did something dumb. Like Sheev forced projected himself into an ewok that he's been controlling the first order in the shadows. Classic JJ.

i dont get it though. they already dropped the ball with luke, so now palpatine too? do they even care about selling toys and merch?

Rian dropped the ball with Luke. JJ probably thinks he can make Palpatine work. Guess we'll find out.

The only way you could ruin Sheev is having Rey defeat/outsmart him.

basically this do people really believe that Sheev is going to be some big feature which would distract from the 'force is female' or how 'cool Kylo Ren is'? There's no way in hell he's anything but a cameo just so they can hype it up and hope mongs turn off their brain and think it's good because they saw the 'Emperor guy from Star Wars'. I mean even if he features for a few minutes, almost guaranteed he gets his character ruined like almost every other OT character

I think it will be more like the Vader bit from Rogue One. They'll give everybody a big masturbatory scene with Sheev doing Sheev things and it will be the one thing you mostly hear people praising about the movie despite lasting about 2 minutes max.

Dude, it's Disney.

What do you think will happen?

I think Rey and Kylo will try to face him and fail. Luke will save them from beyond the grave because that's possible now.

>is it just me or does it seem to actually be making an effort this time
You people aren't even trying anymore yet these shit threads reach bump limit every time, fucking Yea Forums

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That's what happened to DS1 as well. There was a massive debris field. And this was established even before the canon reboot.

>somehow giant piece of deathstar that got vaporized survived
>even survived atmospheric reentry
>spaceships going underwater like it's nothing
Star Wars: Fuck Physics edition

only George can save this franchise

>they reach out to George and offer him the chance to do his own stand-alone
>he actually accepts
>massive speculation abounds
and it turns out to be a lighthearted action-adventure film featuring the Crimson Corsair, patterned as an indiana jones style treasure hunting escapade

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Star Wars X: Ewok Adventure Island

Nah. In that comic , they later reveal the guy was wrong, and the ewoks were okay. I mean, fuck, Jedi ends with them celebrating later on the planet with those Ewoks.

those both sound dope

>Crimson Corsair
fuck yeah
Finn should have joined his crew in TFA and become a space pirate instead of a throwaway grunt for a half-assed resistance

>Finn tries to leave the Resistance in the beginning of TLJ because he doesn't want to die
>THEY FORCE HIM TO STAY BY TAZING HIM
how is this any better than first order forcing him to fight? You can't leave the resistance of your own free will?

I'm ironically excited. I can't wait to see Yea Forumss continuos reaction it's gonna be so much fun

>Generic slow-mo sequences
>Still pandering to the OT crew
>Basically trying to retcon/damage control the clusterfuck that was TLJ
>Not new ship models or something intersting

Like, this is the least exited teaser trailer I ever saw for a popcorn blockbuster movie. You would think that they would try put more effort but nah

For a movie in a franchise about a galaxy far away, it feels empty and lifeless.

I skipped TLJ and I will do the same with this one too. Easiest choice in my life.

>How autistic do you have to be
user, you clearly don't know the SW fandom

Sure, but this sorta thing would have probably been better kept a secret until the movie releases.

Like they did with Darth Maul? In Solo.

Otherwise this is just going to be an over hyped cameo.

>Rian has Kylo smash his helmet, saying to "forget the past"
>this trailer blatantly has Kylo putting the helmet together again and embracing the past
Is each part of Star Wars in the sequel years supposed to have the director say "fuck you" to its previous director?

You mean it's halfway across the planet's hemisphere?

Underrated

it takes place on flat earth

How fucking fast is the tie fighter even going? I get that she is an op jedi, but damn that scene was painful to watch.

it would have been better if they called it Star Wars IX: Fuck Rian Johnson but unironically i think that's pretty much what rise of skywalker means

But that's not an executor class star destroyer in the first pic.

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He's not a force ghost. Kylo found a holocron with a message from Palpatine.

>concerned about measurements, perspectives and shit
dat autism
>making an effort this time
The whole trailer doesn't show anything we haven't seen before, same old desert planet, cliched light saber take, and that ridiculous stunt, quite boring, ahh yea...bringing back sheev...sure, making an effort.

Hey come now, all new celebs are retards. Just take a look at that captain marvel woman.

Is that irony? I thought that was kind of the expectation when we first saw her.

>destroys helmet in a fit of rage because Snoke mocked him for it
>probably actually really likes wearing the helmet
>Snoke is now dead and he's Supreme Leader - nobody can make fun of his helmet anymore
>repairs it and puts it back on
I see nothing wrong with this

The black one

A what?

This movie would have potential if it were the FIRST one in the trilogy

yeah it really feels like they had NO idea where to take things from VII onward & were just winging it for each film

I always felt it was kind of like Marvel with the avengers and Sony back when they had full control of Spiderman. Sony shit the bed so hard, and Disney is doing similar things with Star Wars

>Like, this is the least exited teaser trailer I ever saw for a popcorn blockbuster movie.
This. Usually even a soulless corporate blockbuster trailer, no matter how formulaic and uninspired, can make you feel /something/. That's typically why they're so formulaic- it works. But this shit here? I have no idea what they were trying to convey, what I was supposed to feel and when I was supposed to feel it.

God that stupid ring was such an idiotic thing.

Also, why were human kids from the victorian era working there instead of robots or some other aliens? God it makes no sense.

I thought it was cool seeing other force users then just Rey again

That sounds breddy gud actually
but it sounds like there would need to be some moral ambiguity and nuwars clearly can't do that well.
its either super evil space nazis or muh pure perfect heroine
They tried with kylo but thats a shit show.

youtu.be/0ug2DOoxJ1g
The absolute STATE of Star Wars

>Get offered some nice cheesecake twice
>kicked in the bollocks twice instead
>everyone is surprised and angry when I say no to the shady cheesecake merchant a third time

porquios?

why a guy would do such video?

>everyone is surprised and angry when I say no
nobody cares if you see it or not user

attention

I've had several conversations with friends today who have given just that reaction, though.

is any of this genuine? I can't imagine anyone giving this kind of reaction to a film trailer.

lol star wars is dead
are there any legit fans of this or are people just watching the ship burn

mostly just normies now brain washed normies. I remember growing up people that used to make fun at me for being heavily into Star Wars as a nerd. Now those same people post on normie book, etc how much they love Star Wars and always have. Normies are disgusting and make me sick

Still holding on to grudges from your school days? Move on user.

it's not grudges it just shows people are fucking retarded and the big corporate media can steer them into liking anything. i get you're an underage retarded zoomer who never got to experience what true nerd culture used to be before it was commercialized but either way you're still a retard so what's it matter

Nice assumption, I'm 30. I had the same experience as you growing up, being called a nerd for liking things by people who grew up to like it themselves.

I got over it because who gives a shit.

This guy gets it.
If they had only had someone like Ryan start the trilogy, literally anyone who understood the real spirit of Star Wars..

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lamo this look like shit

I havent' even watched the previous one, I'm done with the franchise.

The guys at RLM were right. Star Wars is an extremely limited universe. The filmmakers are creatively bankrupt and have to dredge up OT material to appeal to fans.

The only good thing that came out of this shit franchise is John William's music.

Shut up. Star Wars itself was a massive risk and almost everyone told Lucas it would fail.

And yet here we are. Talking about the 9th Star Wars in 2019
And rian johnson actually did the best he could with a mediocre-poor job that was Force Awakens. Seriously, I'd love to see you try to pull something special and memorable and character-challenging out of the force fucking awakens. I'm not saying TLJ is a good film, i'm just saying he tried his best clearly, and came at it from the best position anyone could: challenge the characters, subvert the obvious JJ mystery trope boxes and do something original and risky for the 8th film in a giant 3 decade series.

Have fun keeping tabs on your old bullies on social media and getting mad about it.

>t. mouth breather

>Shut up. Star Wars itself was a massive risk and almost everyone told Lucas it would fail.
How does this change anything I said? Lucas took a risk and it payed off. It easily could not have.

Simply taking a risk by itself isn't praiseworthy and neither is The Last Jedi or anything about Rian Johnson's work on it.

It's not a fuck you, the whole point at the end of TLJ was that Kylo was regressing because Rey rejected him. Trying to put the mask back on and play the role again, as it were, follows exactly from how TLJ ended for Kylo. Through IX, he'll finally throw that life away for good and move forward.

I mean, there are literal glowing "cracks in his armor." The symbolism doesn't get more childishly simple than that.

Coke is canon now

youtube.com/watch?v=SByYB8bmqvc

Did we listen to the same soundtracks?? These films are easily the weakest films not only for Star Wars but for his entire career.
Not one memorable piece of music for VII and hardly anything for VIII besides the ghost Luke showdown.

Not bad man. I don't drink soft drinks but would definitely own those. I hate it when corporate giants make good products. If only DIsney could relate.

I was going to say Rey's theme for VII but I'm having a hard time remembering how it goes

I'm not talking about 8 and 9, I'm talking about the entire franchise. But you're correct, Williams' score for the last two movies were very weak.

In your worthless opinion? yea maybe I guess. By your stance, no one should take risks ever because it's apparently not worth it if you fail, hence defeating the purpose of the risk, and thus Star Wars would have never been created.

Rian Johnson got shit on for taking risks. In your world, that wasn't worth it and he should have, what, phoned it in like JJ? Made a completely forgettable yet safe film that takes no risks in order to make as much money as possible and please all fans?
No. I commend him for trying to make a Star Wars film in the heart of that risk taking, even if I don't like it. I think it's stupid to stand and say it's not admirable in his position to have taken any risks considering how many billions of dollars potentially are on the table being lost or won for his employers

eh, not him but it definitely comes off as a fuck you considering how blatant Rian was with his
My roommate said he's goin on a press tour right now slipping in passive agressive comments about how he's "fixing" Rian's mess, which is very childish

Ah. To me, there's a lot of good from Star Wars, like the god tier Ben Burt sound design, the Ralph McQuarrie visuals. And the legos and games. Never did get a Millennium Falcon set

I remember it, but not out of liking it. So I guess, that's fair.

>By your stance, no one should take risks ever because it's apparently not worth it if you fail,
I didn't say that either.

The last jedi:
>OMG WATCH OUR MOVIE INCELS DONT YOU SEE THAT WE HAVE STRON WOMYN CHARACTERS

Episode IX:
>PLEASE WATCH OUR MOVIE, THE LAST JEDI NEVER HAPPENED

ay lmao

the autism on this website never ceases to amaze me

Dasani is absolute garbage

Disney is aware that Abrams' mystery box bullshit isn't gonna work anymore. They coasted on it with TFA which was the first SW movie in a decade.

Right, because we both agree it would be a worthless stance to have to discourage risks being taken?
I didn't need a reply from you.

You shouldn't condemn or praise somebody just for taking a risk. It is just a judgement call, and Rian made a bad one.