What was his problem?
What was his problem?
Ethan Lee
Luis Brown
He wanted to try the legendary gay greek buttsex
Ethan Stewart
He had the hubris of the shitskin in him.
Kayden Perry
He thought he was invincible and never experted the Greek states to unite to fuck him over.
Christopher Bennett
I bet people only thought white people (jews) owned slaves until this moment.
Brody Hall
Whats funny is Herodotus actually says the Persians started doing this cause some Greeks did it (thebeans almost guaranteed)
John Ortiz
He had a god complex
Lucas Lee
Completely underestimating the importance of naval forces.
Brody Torres
White slaves were being traded in the middle east decades after black slaves were freed in the USA.
Hudson Fisher
>Herodotus
Samuel Myers
Better question: When are we getting movies of the Persian conquest of Egypt?
Landon Price
No one likes gre*ks
Eli Moore
For he was kind.
Kevin Morales
The Persians were still mostly Indoeuropean at this point
Camden Jenkins
He was the divinely chosen King of Kings
Austin Evans
He just wanted to save his village but that dick Bison and his Shadaloo fucks kept getting in his way
Adam Lee
The actor who portayed him was brazilian
John Hughes
His movie was the inferior one
Dylan Williams
he was supposed to be 9 feet tall or something like that but it looked too stupid so they knocked it down to under 8 feet
Lucas Howard
>He doesnt accept Herodotus as a valid source after he has been proven right through dna evidence on many things
sucks to suck
sorry you cant handle it
Nathaniel Wilson
He should get his masters awaken.
Connor Jenkins
That looks really fun.
Josiah Hall
His dong itch
Jonathan Cruz
Source?
Kayden Reed
I honestly wonder what the real Xerxes would think of this depiction
He was supposed a fairly decent ruler but still did autistic shit like have the ocean whipped when his fleet got btfo by rough seas
I mean what he would think beyond “how did my soul get in this box”