What was your initial reaction to the trailer Yea Forums?

This was my reaction when I first had a naked girl in my bedroom

>has a kid
>still posts here
do the world a favor and kys but take out your family first

>15K subs
>None of his videos ever go past 200 views
>His only popular video is met with 400 dislikes and cuck memes in the first 12 hours
He's gonna quit, isn't he? Suicide watch maybe...?

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Didnt they just delete your thread?

Yes. Fucking jannies.

The biggest cringe of all are the people who went to his video to leave cuck comments. It's tired and makes you sound like a teenage edgelord.

Tbf the trailer was pretty intense. A lot of reactors loved it

No.

my reaction exactly

My first reaction was to find someone else reacting and take a screenshot of it and name it soireact and post it on 4channel to validate my cynicism

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Find 3 reaction videos who hate it, retard. They all like it but ur delusional

Do it yourself moron.

>The dude is fucking crying

Holy fuck I hate using the word but I'm actually using this word in the right way possible but it's absolutely cringey seeing this guy fucking cry.

That's basically what happened to reviewbrah (autist insults instead of cuck) when the trolls discovered his channel.

The power creep in Star Wars has ruined it for me I think. When I was a kid seeing Luke raise the XWing out of the swamp after his training was cool as shit. While being a pretty incredible feat of strength it was still pretty low key when compared with some of the anime shit they've been pulling lately. This trailer made me feel the same way as I did when I saw Legolas slowmotion jumping on cgi rocks in the second Hobbit movie.

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eric butts is a fucking reaction GOD *bows down*

it's not as good as the previous one he did where he is literally shaking in fevered religious awe at the end youtube.com/watch?v=nV3_8pcz-h4

>anime avatar on twitter

I'd like to make fun of this guy with you but you're almost certainly some weeb incel. As least this basedboy is on vacation with a woman.

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have sex

>tired
They are teenage edgelords, it's their first time, let them be.

>”hey that’s smart to start it with a subversion of the Boyega shot”
>”oh my god is she going to force run race that ship”
>”oh no”
>boredom
>eyeroll
>”Billy Dee/Lando looks happy, too bad it’s so dumb”
>”wait what they’re doing the sunken Death Star?”
>”oh no”

Curiosity. Then disgust. Then revulsion.

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>Grown man crying watching the trailer for a Disney children's movie
Fucking sick and tired of these "men"

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My initial reaction was to get excited, but then I realized this trailer felt really similar to TFA, a movie that was pure nostalgia bait with little substance or originality. And of course Rey is essentially a human god at this point because, well she's Rey I guess. This movie will do nothing for the franchise and will be the rotten cherry on a shit sunday that is the Star Wars Sequel trilogy.

Hated it. Fuck Abrams. Hated TFA, and I just know that after the backlash towards TLJ that they're going to make this as safe and uninteresting as possible. Fuck Palpatine.

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that was really uncomfortable to watch

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>implying he's not OP

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i agree

first of all, have sex.
[reddit space]
second, do you people actually realise they took Palpatine back only to kill him and give tons of xp to our newbie team (rey/kylo/poe/etc)?
[reddit space]
He won't win and they will make him stupid and weak, otherwise it won't work. That's gonna be embarrassing.

Can someone PLEASE explain to me why people still care about Star Wars when literally 1 (ONE) of the ten movies are good?

Star Wars Episode IX The Emperor Spins Back

Honestly, you fags, if we didnt have dweebs like that, the fuck would we shitpost about? Give that man his due status in the tv meme pantheon and lets get crackin

The score is hauntingly beautiful

The funny thing is that OP is probably more pathetic than this guy lmao

'ate nu wars
'ate pakis
'ate blackis
'ate librals
'ate jannies
'ate mods
'ate to be alive, to walk this Earth

luv my transgender girlfriend
luv traps
luv mastubation
luv alcohol
luv kino

simple as

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Because it has been cool to hate sw and say its ruined since 1999.

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>the fuck would we shitpost about
Trannies
Self-hating white leftist morons
Niggers
Company fanboys like Apple/Nintendo/Sony/Nvidia/etc drones
Autistic weebs sperging out over naruto and other sht
etc

came cat hiss penis

Meh those are all done to death

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thats so depressing

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This. Fucking weebs.

I have a primal urge to kill this man for the good of my species

I was shocked at my own apathy. Then there are all these 'reaction' videos and it makes me ashamed to have watched it at all.

The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi I can sort of understand but it blows me away that after the last two movies people can still have this kind of emotional reaction to this trainwreck of a series

so this is what the average white male in 2019 looks like.

have sex

>imagine Yea Forums being so mad at some Jedi dildos 100% authentic and genuine joy for something
Have sex

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>he thinks you can just leave
you’re here forever bud

The choke and the snot coming out of his nose. Holy shit.

the legs akimbo awkward post is like the ultimate undignified configuration for a human body *looks up at the faces* oh wait

he did it for likes, just like how you posted for (you) so here it is you fat dumb fuck

Daily remember that there are pieces of shit in this board who are genuinely looking forward to this movie

>havesexmind

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t.cuck

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you guys are lazy

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Holy FUCK we need a culling

Absolutely pathetic. I hope the state of this turd wakes some people up from their space scifi orgasm, jesus christ

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>LOOK I'M A 'MAN' BUT I CRY SEE MY TEARS THEY'RE REAL GIVE ME ATTENTION PLS ;_; KTHXBYE

>the end of star wars
oh please they wont ever stop

the tears are fake, they came from the middle of his eyes instead of the corners

>might as well see how soulless it'll be, I couldn't even get past 15 minutes of ep8
>don't really care and rey or anyone else showing up.
>sheev laugh seemed nice but I know they'll fuck it up
>title reveal is fucking retarded and probably going to be something on the level of calling every new force sensitive a skywalker
it's not going to flop because it's fucking star wars and anyone that believes that is delusional like the capeshitters that expected captain marvel and black panther to flop, but it won't be seen as a good movie outside of a miracle

you know that disney fucked up when ever the netflix reviews for it were shit, and reviews were coincidentally removed from their service around the same time

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>ctrl f VERY COOL
>0 results

Very cool. Very cool.

>twitter.com/Wyatt1116/status/1116828677642366976
wtf, is this satire?

Leave them alone. They are cool and not soiboys

it's always white men. ALWAYS.

it's a race issue. remember that when pol complains about minorities.

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I did a reaction video to it. Stay tuned. It's hot. Like fire.

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>I am excited to see the end of Star Wars
I wish it actually did end after this. But holy shit they have that soulless look in their eyes. Why are they like this? Why is the world like this?

Yea Forums triggered of someone who is actually happy and has a wife. Imagine hating a poor dude with a small following because he likes a movie

content creator is not a job

fuck em

t. Basedboi faggot Goy

Did he delete all his videos? wtf

what the fuck lol

Genuinely, my initial thought was that it seems like JJ is trying to push back at Rian's nonsense and probably wasn't happy with the big nothing he left him with.
Glad they don't seem to be doing the long term timeskip horseshit the end of TLJ alluded to. Glad we are getting a villain besides Ren, since we already know Rey can kick his sorry ass.

I stopped giving a fuck about star wars right after rouge one

didn't watch it. won't watch it. to old and grown up for this stuff.

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Kill all white men when?

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I envy him. I don't remember the last time ANYTHING affected me the way this trailer affected this guy.

It would be a good meme if you isolated the sound of his reaction and replaced the video with literally anything.

What the fuck is that absolute WOUND on this fucker's face?

People have already done it with the mega soiboy with BLACKED porn.

I didn't even watch it.

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honestly can't believe you people dedicated like 5 threads currently on the catalog to this guy...it's a damn travesty

i will not click that shit i hate cringe faggots

based Rimmer poster

streamable.com/f3200

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Sסylant grin is a chronic condition, more anons need to be made aware of the dangers of long term expose to estrogen.

I am sure most people who lurk here already know about this shit, there's still no reason for 5 fucking threads dedicated to this guy alone. I'm not even gonna watch the video to make fun, i don't have the patience for that shit

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NEED TO CONSUME

im getting BLACKED production vibes

I would love to bully this pathetic man
The weak should fear the strong

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Cringe.

Welcome to Yea Forums

>initial reaction to the trailer

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why is it 404

lmao no, I was deadpan through the whole thing.
Who the fuck can get excited for this genuinely?
It's generic Star Wars imagery, we know literally nothing about the movie.

These movies feel as if a poorly programmed AI was fed the original trilogy and was told to make a movie based on what it just watched.

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...

It's what happens if white males get out of their cucksheds

>rimmer
based, what a guy

Is being a father the ultimate form of cuckoldry?

need a link lads

I wonder if this guy worked, or if he has ever worked in his life.
Does he know how the world is out there?

anyone got any reactions from chinese to rey's calcified face?

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>not bullying nerds whenever you can

Put some blacked shit already.

>So this is how masculinity dies, with eyes and mouth wide open

is he crying???

watch a little longer into the webm you fucking goldfish attention span idiot

Are you serious? Reaction videos are all fake bullshit.

I mean BLACKEDRAW

Behaving like this used to get you locked up in a loony bin.

what was the twitter thing about? it's been deleted

You made him delete his twatter which is a step in the right direction.

Nope. I did laugh when it's title, Rise of Skywalker, came out, but pokerfaced through almost all of it.

youtube.com/watch?v=K-RWSRyhu7g

Cucked to Jesus

God these SW fanboys really make the Marvel söys look like amateurs.

Why are people just now realising that hardcore Star Wars nerds exist?

Based my friend

Grimace at Rey's ninja shit, a nod when I saw Kylo in the forest, a grin at Lando coming back, and Palpatine's laugh convinced me to watch it.

Look at those soulless eyes. The Jews really did us in.

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Honestly? when I think about it rationally, it might be. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daugher you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

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Where's the lie?

The Virgin Catholic

vs

The Chad Orthodox

Honestly one the biggest wasted efforts in all of the Star Wars saga. This movie was never needed and the entire storyline seems forced af.

fucking love norf posting

Like I might get it if this was the first of the new SW movies, something you love coming back after so long. But it is the 3rd recent movie minus 2 spin offs. Hard to get emotional over that even if you enjoyed them all.

Serious question about these kinds of people. Is this the result of Americans being obsessed with drugging themselves up 24/7?

better actor than daisy desu

Good post

This guy just wants to be accepted and loved.

Can smell the s'oy through my screen

He's accepted and loved by his stupid wife who babies him to project her unused maternal instincts.

They are still stuck on Jaku, which is pretty good symbolism for that trilogy on every level.

It's the constant exposure to plastics and estrogen mimicking compounds in the food and water. Seriously.

He can grow a beard and I can't.

i was laughing my ass off after rey did tie fighter jump
1000% not going to go and watch it in cinema

If you actually want to then the unironic answer is to smoke a lot of weed and watch a movie that already makes you emotional

>What was your initial reaction to the trailer Yea Forums?

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YIKES

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is he puking?

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Dare I say it he is Yea Forums's /ourguy/

Remember when western society could mock Japanese media for engaging in this weird creepy shit?

Let the past die. Kill it if you have to
>brings back billy dee
>brings back sheev
>brings back luke
>brings back the death star
>brings back kylos mask
The current state of NuWars

Haven’t watched it. I have zero desire to.

The villain said that, so the message was actually the opposite

This guy hits the söy even harder than that James' Youniverse guy.

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It was boring as shit. Half the entire runtime of the trailer was panning shots of a fucking desert, and the rest was either the most generic looking locations you could possibly have in a Star Wars movie or cheap nostalgia bait with Lando and Sheev.
The only thing in the entire trailer that looked even remotely interesting was the crashed remains of the Death Star, but even that's just a vehicle for bringing Sheev back into the mix.

>crashed remains of the Death Star
wait a god damn second, where's that exactly, forest moon of Endor? I don't think it was big enough to pull that huge thing off, was it? and Endor itself was a gas giant and I don't think you can "walk" on those

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I got genuinely happy for a few minutes because of this pure joy

>I am excited to see the end of Star Wars
Don't we all?

At this point I don't think I mind the purging of white people.

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nice skin cancer

WOAH MATE

STOP THAT NONSENSE

how did this guy manage to look more repulsive than the creatura you people were spamming before

Yes user, they are in fact bringing back dunes and forests, just like in Episode 6. And yes, it's Endor.

So much for "killing the past".

I don't watch movies anymore

>And yes, it's Endor.
But that's the thing, Endor was a gas giant, and this isn't even a thing out of EU faggotry.
They had the Death Star shield generator placed on a MOON of the planet Endor, and the Death Star was massive in comparison, wasn't it? feels like debris would rather be attracted by Endor's gravitational pull instead of its tiny moon, but I'm no science man.
I mean, I guess jokes on me for treating Star Wars as serious sci-fi but come on.

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We can only hope that, in the future, the capable White people who haven't wasted themselves out of existence will form a kind of bottleneck that will consolidate and spread decent genes and culture.

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>start vid
>see 3 seconds of Ridley's embarassing performance
>close vid
>crack open a can of beer
>open Yea Forums to see the shitposts

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>What was your initial reaction to the trailer Yea Forums?

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You are very stupid for thibnking that DS2 was bigger than a moon

Kinda bored.

Yeah I'm gonna need a blacked.com edit. Thanks.

How are people this emotional over a film, think I only ever cried during my dads funeral and when we had our first child.

I always thought it was "forest moon of Endor" like "city of London".

>well the music was good at least

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I'm sorry about your dog and granny, my dude

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"What the fuck is this, its so embarrassing"

unbelievable

This is beyond sad, these people are borderline brainwashed.

No no, shoot me

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i realllllly hope somebody sees this guy on the street and beats the ever living shit out of him

pretty much all these scrawny/fat babyfaced socialist kids you see in big cities have not only never worked a day in their lives but have never even had to face the prospect of working a day in their lives, it doesn't even come into the equation for them as a possibility.

I'm pretty high IQ so I anticipated it would be hated by the vocal incels on this board. That's why I immediately decided I was not going to have fun watching this trailer.

THANKS RONALD REAGAN

sham

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If the boot fits

I imagine it was the same organization that did the ESB love theme mix for the TFA trailer.

I see you are a man of taste and culture as well.

>What was your initial reaction to the trailer Yea Forums?

>it's always white men

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>a double bed

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You might have a mental disorder, have you considered seeing a psychiatrist?

>people still wondering why they get made fun of for being obsessed with capeshit

Disney's Star Wars is a cargo cult. They have the X-wings, Tie Fighters, Star Destroyers, and force users, but don't understand that you need more than nostalgia bait to make a good movie. Star Wars without Lucas isn't Star Wars.

no he's sucking

I cried when the credits rolled on episode 8.

But it was mostly because my dad died a week and a half before.

He hate taken me to the rereleases of the original trilogy when I was a kid

The only time I've ever cried was when my kid died.

sõyboy cope

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The absolute state of white people lol

I didn't even react.
The flipping at the end was what got me literally anime tier without the tits

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is he retarded?

the perfect goy

By the looks of him life is fuckin him hard enough. Or better yet he does that to his own self.

what the fuck is that shit on his face

My wife's son comments still make me giggle each time

>having a legitimate religious experience from a fucking trailer
Getting close to the end, lads.

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Same

Link to video you want me to use? if its not nsfw, i'll do it

How do you trick your brain into being this amazed by a Matrix flip in 2019? The guy looks like he just saw the face of God.

nice meme

9/10