Admit it, he's more wooden than Brie

Admit it, he's more wooden than Brie

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God I wish that were me

He certainly makes me more wooden than Brie if you know what I mean

Except, he's not.

sure but I hate women so fuck your post

Barely. And he's a man.

He's a man though

that's okay

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I didn't (and won't) see Captain Marvel so I can't comment on Brie, but yes, he's a shitty actor and is only there because of his looks. I recently tried rewatching The Winter Soldier for the first time since I saw it in theatres, since some people on this board say it's really good, and it was trash and he was trash in it. He has about six mannerisms he cycles through. He mostly just stands there with a blank look on his face as the faggy Russos linger on shots of his body (and avoid lingering on Johannsson's body because they don't want to be sexist).

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At least he's hot

Atleast he has looks going for him.
Frankly she would have received much less flak if she looked better.

>can't defend Larson
>drag down another one of your actors
LMAO

His character is stoic and forthright. Hero qualities Unfortunately, such qualities have been lost on millies and zoomers so they think he's wooden. Y and Z are two generations of pure shit.

Disagree. There’s a big difference between a person who naturally doesn’t haven’t a vibrant personality and being stiff and awkward or forcing an aloof attitude. Chris is much more natural seeming than Brie.

The fuck does wooden mean?

Nope, he's charismatic as fuck. Heroic, noble, a real leader but also timid and kinda nerdy. He's a great cap, really perfect casting

I have to agree with you. He's the cap I've always envisioned while reading the comics.

The only actor more wooden than Brie.

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I don't, user. You'll have to be more pacific.

He does seem more dedicated to his gym routine than Brie, if that's what you're aiming at.

Nope
Watch.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=GBVh8G-7Edg

I’m more of an Atlantic guy myself.

He doesn't have the frame for a big body. Hemsworth looks natural while he looks like he's on roids

Indic here. But too much fecal matter sometimes.

I will always love him for this movie

Why is it despite both him and Brie being SJW-cucks he’s actually likable and she isn’t?

because you hate women

He's a man.

Because he's charismatic and friendly while she's bitchy and antagonsitic.

Charisma out the ears. Brie is flat.

because you don't have sex

Soooo ... yaaa technically sayin that a dude’s got female figure that Brie does?

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>timid and kinda nerdy
He was better in Fantastic 4

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Is he though

>Confusing stoicism for being wooden.

He’s the only core avenger whose every line isn’t some forced quip and he’s a semi-serious, reserved character so I guess yeah he is wooden by those standards

Chris Evans SJW cuckery as far as I can tell extends only to his Twitter. In every interview you see of him he’s lighthearted, self-deprecating, and funny.

In every interview with Brie she’s uptight, smarmy and acts defensive over the most innocuous things

That's why he works so well with Ironman. The contrast is pretty good

It’s also why Cap is the best MCU character. He can still quip but he doesn’t ruin a supposedly dramatic moment by making shitty quip.

Evans is a colossal faggot, but he makes a good Cap.

He's a dumb chad if that's what you mean

>In every interview with Brie she’s uptight, smarmy and acts defensive over the most innocuous things
Fucking white women.

Reminder that white women tend to cheat more than Asian women.

I’m sure that has to do with our culture. As someone who lives in a city with a lot of Asians the ones born and raised here are some of the biggest thots in existence

Yes, most white women are thots.

Just like Asians

At least most Asians aren't feminazis.

i want to bite his pecs

t. Brie Larson fanboy

Evans proved he can act as Human Torch. It's just shitty direction as Capt. America. Also he's a moron IRL.
The shittiest actors in the MCU are Hemsworth, Larson, and Cumberbatch.

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This is why I'd rather have Kelly Marie Tran as Captain Marvel instead of that Captain Feminazi.

They are if they’re raised here. Your yellow fever is blinding you, unless you plan on actually going to Asia to get a girl, which is every neckbeards wet dream, they’re going to be just as bad as any white girl you meet.
>He’s shattering my weeb illusions so he must be a fungus fanboy
Cope

>The best character and series in the franchise
>Shitty direction

Let me guess, he needs to drop more sick one liners?

Are you saying that Western world is full of toxicity such as SJW and to some extent, feminists?

because you hate women lol

Man he was fucking big early on. I wish he'd have kept it on for the last movies. He looks a bit skinny these days.

He's a nice person. She's a cunt. Their politics have nothing to do with it, it's about personality.

Kelly Marie Tran >>>>> BREEEEEE Larson

No, he acts like too much of a fucking soft-voiced weak yokel. He doesn't come across like a real leader

>soft voiced weak yokel
Yes I am also a fan of criticizing movies I haven’t seen