>The sun has fallen out of orbit and is on a collision course with Earth
>It will be 50 years before the Earth is habitable again and you are selected with 12 other people to wait it out in a bunker
>You are allowed to bring 3 kinos for the team, no more
What are your picks?
>The Lord of the Rings(extended)
>Blazing Saddles
>The Matrix
>The Thing
>Shawshank
>Goodfellas
>The Dark Knight Rises
>Norbit
>Master and Commander
the matrix isn't rewatchable more than 3 or 4 times though. blazing saddles is a great choice. I must have seen it a hundred times.
>the Earth will survive a collision with the sun
superb list.
>the sun has fallen out of obrit
this is legitimately funny. i feel like ive seen it before, this is some pretty ancient pasta isnt it?
S11E5
>Fargo
>Happy Gilmore
>American Psycho
>The Hills have Eyes (remake)
>Saw
>A Serbian Film
the bunker's designed to withstand a million degrees and has air conditioning.
3 copies of legally blonde
which serbian film
even a hole like serbia must have more than one
none because i wouldn't like them anymore after viewing them so much, it would ruin them.
so i would bring 3 movies i hate so i could sit there and enjoy hating on them.
>Crash
>Face off
>The fast and the furious
The oldest instance I can find in the archive is 2011, so in internet years yeah it's ancient
>sun has fallen out of orbit and is on a collision course with Earth
>50 years before the Earth is habitable
>50 years
>50
Astounding
what's so astounding? I said the bunker can withstand a million degrees and has air conditioning. also, there's plenty of food and a nuclear powerplant for electricity.
>Earth is falling into the sun
>It'll be fine in 50 years
You are simply an idiot.
>sun falling out of orbit
Lol ok.
>sun impacts earth
Nothing would survive. The sun is big enough were it could completely consume the planet.
The sun is massively lager.
>The sun has fallen out of orbit
That's not how it works.
Larger*
careful OP, your thread might get screencapped and posted in le epic meme team facebook group
it's a meme you dip
don't get hung up on the science, the best engineers on earth built the bunker, it'll be fine inside. what kinos, faggot?
I love this place but it sucks that good discussions are always derailed by our mental illnesses
Then just go with the standard stuck on desert island approach.
It is not a mental illness to point out that your scenario sucks. Try thinking things through for five seconds before posting.
how are 12 people going to survive on a desert island for 50 years, moron? and what would they watch the kinos with?
All the extended middle earth movies.
All 3 Godfathers
Most of Kubrick's catalog
What if the edge of the Earth rotates above it just in time and it quickly passes under us? Like a grape moving beneath a quarter.
Tons of non populated islands in the south pacific have fully stocked supply bunkers with solar panels numbnuts
What if the Earth pulled a fat drift
Once Upon a Time in the West
The Straight Story
Chimes at Midnight
there's only room in the bunker for 3 dvds. you're going to have to revise your picks. sorry.
why not just build a giant trampoline and bounce the sun back into orbit??
and what would they drink, jackass.
>Heathers
>Bram Stokers Dracula
>Career Opportunities
this is a good idea
>American education
Easy boil water. Capture evaporating fresh water and recollect into a different
container. Also, Collect rainwater as a supplement.
This is Scout survival 101.
kek
3 porn movies.
a little farfetched, no? and why would they have access to a tv and films if they're collecting rainwater to survive? you didn't think your scenario through, user.
superfluous. your bunker mates will consist of 6 beautiful white women, yourself, and 5 BBC bulls.
>City of God
For myself
>The Lion King
For the chilluns
>West Side Story
For the bitches
you're a very considerate person, user.
Lupin The 3rd Castle Of Cagliostro
Godzilla Final Wars
Master Of The Flying Guillotine
Step brothers
Jaws
Mad Max: Fury road
>hating The Fast and the Furious
depends which ones, that series turned to gutter trash past 3 and you could argue 3 was bad too
>2011
I feel like I have read it earlier than that; but maybe not.
>The Dark Knight
>The Lord of the Rings
>Starship Troopers
Big Lebowski
A Knight's Tale
The Goonies
>Dawn of the Dead (1978)
>Hard Boiled
>PremiumBukkake.com Nona #2 camera 2
>we live in a society where people like this exist
It's already been stated the bunker has air conditioning and can withstand 1,000,000 degrees. What don't you understand?
>Primer
>Fight Club
>Clueless
1 Eyes Wide Shut
2. Sleepy Hollow
3. Crouching Tiger
Serbian Film
Persona
Psycho
Deja vu
>out of orbit
What
You realize the sun is moving right now right? We are currently in orbit as well as moving with the suns trajectory
>the bunker is sunproof, morons. it was built by the finest german engineers and can actually survive being catapulted into the sun. what 3 kinos are you taking with you?
>the force awakens
>the last jedi
>the rise of skywalker
after 50 years i'd emerge and rebuild the earth in jj and rian's glorious vision for humanity
for you
Sonatine
Chunking Express
A New Hope
It's true that The sun would accelerate a lot in space in its trajectory towards earth that the planet would be engulfed in the sun flames for less than a billionth of a second. But It is still enough to do some damage even considering the extremely brief time of exposure, 50 years for recover is a good estimate, it couldn't be less.