MY ARMOR IS IRON

MY ARMOR IS IRON

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ummm akshully it is "My armor is like tenfold shields".

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STOP IT

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REVENGE? YOU?

HA

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Your armor has a hole in it, mother fucker.

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He's small time.

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I know nothing about LOTR lore, is that dragon on the right just a meme or is he really that big?

>"Revenge!" he snorted, and the light of his eyes lit the the hall from floor to ceiling like scarlet lightning. "Revenge! The King under the Mountain is dead and where are hi kin that dare seek revenge? Girion Lord of Dale is dead, and I have eaten his people like a wolf among sheep, and where are his sons' sons that dare approach me? I kill where I wish and none dare resist. I laid low the warriors of old and their like is not in the world today. Then I was but young and tender. Now I am old and strong, strong strong. Thief in the Shadows!" he gloated. "My armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death!"

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he was that big. The Silmarillion is Hindu power level tier.

That's pretty interesting
Must have a big fuckin dick

WHERE ARE YOUR RIDDLES, NOW?

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>s that dragon on the right just a meme or is he really that big?

He was actually bigger.

BOLG'D

My fists are harder then metal harder then brick

Why did he love gold so much? Did it feel nice on his scales?

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What would happen if an orc fugged an elf?

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Imagine the smell

Being near gold makes dragons immortal

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niggers

MY DICK IS DIAMONDS

what does ancalagon eat to sustain energy?
does he need food at all?

A conversation between him and Dany would be EPIC

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How's that daughter going?

I see.

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Dragons desire gold for no other reason than the fact that humans and other bipedals like it so much so they just want it for themselves so just others can't.

>tfw desolation of smaug is un ironically one of my favorite movies all time but everybody else hates it

More like Ancalagon the BLACKED

half orc/elf mutt

imagin

Where the hell in the source material does it say Ancalagon was that freaking huge? He is merely referred to as 'the mightiest' of the dragons.

iirc in the Silmarillion it mentioned he was as large as a mountain or some shit and when he was cast down it literally crushed everything around him.

HIS WINGS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN

So he is at least as big as the Persians arrows

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