*hits pipe*

*hits pipe*

Oh, top of the morning to you Sam, the most curious thought has just occured to me...

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Why do boys do this?

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I want pusy

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This is one of the most cringe and incelpilled forced memes in the last few years.

*smokes contentedly*

Thinking back on my previous assertations it's occurred to me that I made a mistake. You see, if nobody has any daughters, how will the human race continue to exist?

By supporting one's daughter, you are making an investment in future generations, contributing to the community. Discouraging such a practice would inevitably lead to homosexuality and violent competition for mates. How wrong I was.

>still thinking in terms of "memes"

reddit

Why didn't they just claim power of attorney over Mordor?

*hits DMT pipe*

Its all vibration SAM!, meta stable patterns of vibration!

*takes a massive rip*
Actually, fuck that. They'll have artificial wombs soon- like they do for the orcs, eh? And then, i can just pound tight elven boypussy until the cows come home, and still fill my house with the pitter-patter of little feet.

the plays a most necessary role in society. he is the martyr who sacrifices his dignity for the greater good; the cuckold is a christlike figure, the apollo to the bull's dionysus.

do not shun the cuck, for he and the bull are in equal measure

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>this is what cucks actually believe

If you don't pass on your genes you are the ultimate cuck

*hits pipe*
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more fulfilling than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years so that the world might experience a radiant bundle of happiness and love. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it amplifies the joy everyone she meets shall experience when she greets them and takes precious time from her day to make theirs a little better.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? Everyone. Strangers on the street get a friendly bystander that will wish them well, the homeless will get a wealthy and intelligent girl that runs shelters to feed them and find them honest work to get off the streets. The lucky man or woman who marries her will get the perfect partner, and you'll benefit from gaining a second child in her spouse, one who will be a dear friend that thanks their lucky stars you raised such an astounding woman.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to grant your wondrous, miraculous daughter and all the people around her a better life. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL reward. Think about it logically

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still nobody refuted it, impressive

Refute what? The delusions of a cuck?

that was actually cute

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I still don't want a daughter. I want someone I can train to be a better version of myself, not a whore that marries into money

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put me in the screencap on shireposting

That's why you dont be a cuck about it and find a genuinely good boy and arrange their marriage. Arranged marriages fail far less than natural ones do because your parents really do know what's best.

you guys don't actually smoke drugs, right?