Oysters, Clams and Cuckolds Edition
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Juan Gutierrez
I would suck on her clam if you catch my drift.
Leo Sanders
How will the reunion go down?
Jaxson Bennett
A problematic white male in the show actually makes a similar remark when she's pushing the cart around
Isaiah Adams
Can't wait to watch Aegon Targeryen murder mother of autism and rule the seven kingdoms solo with varys as his hand of the king
Zachary Moore
Stannis is alive and there's nothing you can do about it
Elijah Ross
do you enjoy the taste of oyster?
Camden Rodriguez
>How will the reunion go down?
You looked beautiful that day when you were fucking Lena's body double
Jordan Martinez
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Isaiah Johnson
The three-eyed raven isn't concerned with the kingslayer
Carson Miller
Why would I want to
Carter Johnson
me in the back m'lady
Landon Davis
>3ER doesn't care about AA
Ok mate
Nolan Moore
Salty, tangy, and a little gritty. My favorite.
James Sanchez
Will it finally happen?
youtu.be
Or will Thormund be the lucky one instead?
Dominic Perez
daily reminder: stannis is dead and there's nothing you can do about it.
Zachary Myers
Azor Ahai is Hot Pie though
Nicholas Roberts
If course he cares about the king of the north.
Jayden Ward
>I remember when you were making love to your sister in the tower....
>You looked beautiful
Jacob Bailey
I'm not following.
Jace Adams
why does time go by so fast bros
John Nguyen
When is that fat fuck going to finish my food porn?
Ethan Allen
luckily a person of colour holds him back and provides a teachable moment
Logan Stewart
Also post old /got/ memes.
Angel Taylor
i.4cdn.org
heard it here first, he's alive
Tyler Williams
Jeremiah Wright
kinda looks like pic related
Henry Young
Time for a reminder:
Jaqen x Arya is the one true ship. The many faced ship. All other shipd were merely this one in disguise.
William Murphy
Cameron Richardson
Colton Foster
Fucking kek
Eli Rogers
the lel intensifes
Tyler Reyes
Henry Smith
The sigil of the original and who... are you...
>GURM draws yet again from actual history
Eli Green
The memes about him dying before he finishes are true. Doesn't he still have another book after this one? I can't see the one he's working on coming out before 2023
Charles Flores
And he still has three Dunk & Eggs books to do too.
Jason Taylor
Radmure postin lads?
Bentley Young
Nice dubs. Also Sansa being taller than a good half of the males in the show makes all the shots with her super weird.
Hudson Ross
GRRM has secretly finished the books and is just sitting on them until the show finishes due to a clause in his HBO contract
r-right?
Dylan Mitchell
Colton Foster
Based Jon’s cousin thread. Thank you, OP.
Wyatt Taylor
Camden Scott
Simon de Montfort is probably one of my favorite historica people.
I also wish fatty ripped off the where guy de montfort guts the Emperor's son on the fucking altar at church.
Really the books are just a bunch of historical events with name changes loosely tied together with food and fucking.
Tyler Mitchell
Taking me back to the season five leak days op. Oysters clams and cuckolds was even said in an episode of The Normies back when Sewage posted here.
Asher Price
Even for the backstories the inspiration from actual history is pretty heavy
>Dance of the Dragons
>en.wikipedia.org
Austin Bailey
i'm thinking you could have worked this into a proper chad/virgin infographic and some of your factoids are a bit shaky. Like, it's Radmure so his sigil is a speedboat and he needs his rad shades. Also, do some basic googling of watersports culture (be careful with this) and maybe incorporate something about fucking people up with his wake. But overall i'll give you a 6/10 for effort.
Cooper Watson
LET ME GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS
I'VE POSTED THIS MANY TIMES ON /GOT/ but I'll have to post it again.
Euron will be the Big Bad in the South, like how the White Walkers are the Big Bad in the North.
Jon and Daenerys will exhaust themselves in vanquishing the Night King, but then they will be soundly defeated by King Euron Greyjoy, the Iron King on the Iron Throne.
in the same fashion that William the Conqueror defeated Harold after the Norwegians distracted him
IN THE RECENT EPISODE THE MAESTERS REVEALED THAT THERE WAS A PROPHECY BY A MAN NAMED LODOS WHICH CLAIMED THAT THE "DROWNED GOD" WOULD DESTROY AEGON TARGARYEN
and what is Jon's real name...Aegon!
the final scene of the series will be
>Euron as the final victor
>Jon Snow's head on a pike to his left
>Dany's head on a pike to his right
>Tyrion's skull used as a footstool, with three dragon skulls surrounding him
>Dust of the Night's King in a transparent glass box next to the throne
>Cersei, Sansa, and Melisandre on a leash as salt wives
>Sam as an enslaved Maester forced to write up works glorifying Euron and depicting the events of the series, titled "A Song of Ice and Fire"
>and right before Arya makes an unsuccessful assassination attempt on Euron, Jaqen appears out of nowhere to kill her, avenging his WAIFu
BANK ON IT. SCREENCAP THIS. I KNOW D&D WILL WANT AN EDGELORD ENDING TO THEIR EDGELORD SHOW TO PISS OFF THE NORMIES. THEY DO NOT NEED NORMIE APPROVAL AFTER THEY'RE DONE WITH THE SHOW. LAST YEAR I WAS SPECULATING ABOUT EURON AND ACCURATELY PREDICTED THAT IT WOULD MAKE SENSE FOR HIM TO KILL THE SAND SNAKES THIS SEASON, SO ONE OF MY PREDICTIONS HAS ALREADY COME TRUE. THE REASON THEY HAVE BEEN BUILDING UP DAENERYS AND JON BUT DIDN'T FOCUS MUCH ON EURON IS SO THAT THEY CAN TRULY BLINDSIDE THE AUDIENCE
Aiden Cook
REMINDER THAT GRRM'S ENDING IS SUPPOSED TO BE "BITTERSWEET"
Bittersweet in this case means that the threat of the Others has been vanquished and humanity lives on, but at the price of the fact that almost everyone we know is dead.
The only surviving POV characters are Sam and Sansa, who is married to the sadistic tyrant Euron, who attacked Jon and Dany after their forces were depleted vanquishing the Others.
REMINDER THAT BECAUSE OF TRUMP'S VICTORY AND BECAUSE SHOWEURON IS SET UP TO BE SIMILAR TO TRUMP, D&D WILL SET THE STAGE FOR A BITTERSWEET ENDING WHERE EURON MAKES WESTEROS GREAT AGAIN, FOR THE SAKE OF MAKING THE SHOW MORE "RELEVANT TO REALITY" LIKE THEY DO WITH SJW FEMINIST BULLSHIT
For the books, GRRM is also probably writing in Drumpf references because of how bitter his Hillary supporting ass is. Euron will certainly be the new main human villain.
BANK ON IT. YOU CAN COUNT ON D&D TO GO FULL EDGELORD WHENEVER POSSIBLE TO PISS OFF AS MANY FANS AS POSSIBLE
Ryan Stewart
Evan Fisher
Why her? Sansa is a literal 11/10.
Ryder Butler
there is never any nudity in this show anymore
Colton Murphy
It makes her look stunning and out of their league.
Charles Rogers
Stannis was my favorite character until he killed his daughter.
Hope he stays that way.
David Green
Only when it can show that a castrated emasculated man can still give pleasure to a woman
Oh and also they need to not be white
Brayden Jenkins
Kevin Reed
Your spoiler is character assassination and won't happen in the books. He won't do it, others may, but not him. She's his heir and he doesn't believe in Mel's bullshit.
Liam Jones
>We want the cookie eating audience
youtu.be
Elijah Walker
>there is never any nudity in this show anymore
gee, it's almost as-if wokescolds have in the past several years decided no fun allowed and spineless liberal cucks are falling over themselves to appease them and slip by with their careers intact because they've all done pic related.
Caleb Rodriguez
>tfw Stannis and Davos will never see each other again in the books
Andrew Allen
t.
Nolan Gray
Carter Gutierrez
books are different, show is a different universe
even GRRM said the endings will be very different
if he doesn't die
Austin Harris
Reddit tourists are embarassing
Tyler Sanders
I've never had a Reddit account. What's Reddit about being against burning your child alive?
Thomas Lee
Now that Jaime's redemption arc is complete, what will D&D ever do with his character?
Jonathan Hill
We're only x hours away, boys
youtube.com
Alexander Kelly
quips
Matthew Fisher
because you fell for dumb and dumbers ploy to make you hate him
good goy
Jayden Mitchell
>I also saw you raping her next to your deceased son/nephew
>All of you looked beautiful
Josiah Long
You do realise he's going to strangle his sister, right?
Camden Sanders
So do you think it is ethically justifiable to do what he did?
Charles Thomas
Character assassination fan fiction that also allowed them to give a shocking, violent "twist" that the series is known for.
D&D genuinely hate Stannis because he isn't a soiboi like them.
Christian Davis
We know that Craster's Keep is a few days march from the wall / Castle Black, and we know that Bran / Meera / Jojen / Hodor were at Craster's on their way to find the three eyed raven, and presumably they traveled several more days from there to get to wherever it was north of the wall.
Then in season 7, from Eastwatch, which is HUNDREDS of miles from castle black, Jon and the quest group leave to go north of the wall to capture a Wight. They apparently capture is very close by the Weirwood tree that Bran was "training" with the 3ER, due to the fact that the same mountain (pointed one that we also see in the age of heroes flashback) is right there too. So potentially this location is a few hundred miles away from Eastwatch, yet they fucking walked there. THEY WALKED. Not only this, but when they get trapped on the ice, Gendry RUNS BACK TO EASTWATCH god knows how long this took, and how long they were there, it didn't look like they were provisioned at all for the elements (none of them even wearing head protection. Assuming it's arctic tundra-like conditions, the temperatures drop so low at night that without shelter you would simply freeze to death, even with warm clothing. It's simply too cold. So they were on this little Island in the lake for, some undetermined amount of time, which was apparently enough for Grendry to: a) run back to Eastwatch. b) have the maester send a raven THOUSANDS of miles to Dragonstone, c) Have Dany receive the raven and leave, and fly THOUSANDS of miles travel on a dragon that can travel what, like 30-40mph max speed? get there, rescue them and take them all back to Eastwatch (except jon). Speaking of which, WHY DID THEY NOT RIDE HORSES?
Yet when you criticize this garbage, you're told to "JUST TURN YOUR HEAD OFF! STOP CRITICIZING ME!" by all the retarded cucks that defend one of the worst written sequences in the show's entire existence (not to mention the Deus Ex Machina Benjen that shows up out of no where to rescue Jon).
Henry Sanchez
>Jaime's redemption arc
I too remember when Jamie upheld a single oath he ever made fellow redditor
Camden Wilson
no, but its also not ethically justifiable to ruin a character by making him burn his daughter for shock value.
Caleb Taylor
It is almost like they stopped caring as soon as they ran out of GRRM script to adapt and made it "cool".
Justin Sanchez
Remember when Jaime found out that Cersei had been cheating on him and he became obsessed with it, dreamed about smashing her teeth in and then refused to help her out because he was fixated on the thought of her fucking the court fool? Yeah, me neither, I must have been confusing all that with something about oaths.
Anthony Butler
>ethics
Homie stanis was a shitty character in the books too
Jordan Wood
>2013
Before long I'll be dead. And you and your brother and your sister and all of her children. All of us dead; all of us rotting in the ground.
Brody Bennett
no one defends that shit. we all know it's fucking retarded. but when that's all you can talk about, people get tired of responding to whiners and rather talk about fire-resistant horses and stannis
Anthony Collins
has there ever been any acknowledgement from the writers / D&D about how shitty this whole segment was?
David Davis
Noah Long
i didnt say he wasnt and im not arguing hes morally pure, just that he wouldnt burn his only heir alive in the actual canon book universe.
Jayden Martin
I do see your point, because I didn't like the writers decision to make him do it either. But if you just look at the act itself I think it's still a pretty shitty thing to do.
Ian Thompson
He could always remarry and fuck pretty girls in court for new heirs.
Blake Hernandez
“We were aware that timing was getting a little hazy. We’ve got Gendry running back, ravens flying a certain distance, dragons having to fly back a certain distance…In terms of the emotional experience, [Jon and company] sort of spent one dark night on the island in terms of storytelling moments. We tried to hedge it a little bit with the eternal twilight up there north of The Wall. I think there was some effort to fudge the timeline a little bit by not declaring exactly how long we were there. I think that worked for some people, for other people it didn’t. They seemed to be very concerned about how fast a raven can fly but there’s a thing called plausible impossibilities, which is what you try to achieve, rather than impossible plausibilities. So I think we were straining plausibility a little bit, but I hope the story’s momentum carries over some of that stuff.”
“It’s funny...I did see one review where he just could not get past the airspeed velocity of a raven. If the show was struggling, if it wasn’t finding an audience, I would be up in arms about that and trying to press back, but it actually just made me laugh,” says Taylor.
“You’ve got a [dragon] that’s bigger than a [Boeing] 747 [plane] with seven people riding on its back, and you’re worried about the speed of a raven being believable. OK, obviously, we’re not doing our jobs correctly for you, but it seems to be working for a lot of other people.”
The director of ep 6 didn't give a shit, I doubt D&D will give confirmation but it seems pretty clear.
Lucas Wright
>tfw i forgot all the important details that might lead to plot twists or something
Ian Allen
WOT'S HAPPENING?!
Chase Powell
Don't worry, Brandon Sanderson will finish it after he kicks.
Aaron Campbell
>606
Aaron Ortiz
i didnt say it wasnt lol, of course it is, but it lacks any emotional punch for me because its retarded. about two episodes beforehand he shares a loving scene with shireen but apparently all it takes is some snow and 20 good men to forgo all that and burn her alive, yeah nah i dont think so. obviously the idea was there to make it all the more shocking but to me it just felt dumb.
Jaxson Hall
I definitely agree with this. They did execute that really badly, especially with the loving scene you mentioned. I thought of that the first time I watched it actually. I think I may have exaggerated the emotional punch, because it didn't make me hate him as much as Joffrey or Cersei, but it just made me not like him as much anymore. I guess I moved on to a different character because the writers gave up on him so there was nothing interesting to him anymore.
Tyler Gonzalez
The Deus Ex Machina has been happening pretty much from the beginning... at least since Tywin showed up at Blackwater, but we didn't care or notice because the show wasn't going out of it's way to insult its viewers. Obviously, after Yara vs. Dogs or Sand Sneks this is not an option and you start noticing more shit. For instance, if you actually go back and try to work out the travel distances and times, a lot of shit fails to work-out through the whole fucking series.
The weight quest was a cavalcade of shit, though. I agree. So fucked on so many levels, with the peak probably being Gendry - who was raised in Flea Bottom and is not a ranger - literally runs back to The Wall. Just keep in mind that they just want to sprint to the finish so they're not properly overseeing a lot of shit like the directors and the costume fags. Try to enjoy the major battles and set pieces and a few of the good scenes.
Chase Gutierrez
I honestly only read the scene-by-scene plot synopses of the past 2 season since I never watched it and even I fucking caught that bullshit.
Sebastian Ross
[ dragon summoning intensifies ]
Camden Williams
Alys Karstark is the greatest rack in Westeros.
Jeremiah Hughes
Just knowing she's fucking hot chads on the regular with that face is making me mad.
Grayson Scott
>They seemed to be very concerned about how fast a raven can fly but there’s a thing called plausible impossibilities
How fucking pretentious can you be
Jackson Diaz
it's never stated in the show but Radmure's attack on the mill had the unintended effect of allowing Lannister and Tyrell forces to move by barge up the Blackwater Rush to relieve King's Landing during Stannis' attack.
Robb even says it was part of his strategy to bottle up the Crown's forces in the west to help Stannis' attack on the capital, so that the North could sue for peace with a victorious King Stannis.
Michael Murphy
yeah, if they actually made it feel natural i could potentially accept it but it wasnt done at all well.
20 good men -> everyone deserts -> mel says burn shireen -> fuck you cunt id never do that -> does it anyway because reasons -> selyse kills herself -> "lady melisande was just seen leaving camp" -> walks up to castle -> dies
it was like a black humour skit. the character deserved better.
Lucas Morgan
>*gets his family killed because he wanted to bang a foreign whore*
Cameron Peterson
Definitely. The way they did it was stupid in every way. Stannis was my favorite, they should have given him a better ending than he got.
Samuel Kelly
It's heavily implied the Lanisters payed the westerlings to make their daughter suck his dick through his pants
Elijah Brooks
Adam Hall
Was, a 8/10, Myrcella is ten times better.
Logan Miller
That's in the books though. In the show it's some nurse. Talisa maybe?
Carson Mitchell
It's heavily implied that your mother is a dumb whore with a fat ass.
Oliver Miller
Is she a boxer? Also, nice trips.
Jackson Foster
For the first episode of this shitty ass season, is there any stream that's gonna show it?
I remember there were a few ones before but those streams were mainly /pol/tards who changed to any other shit whenever they get triggered.
Colton Thomas
>clear heels
Justin Gomez
This. The show did a decent enough job of getting the basic theme correct, but they did a shit job of showing how little anyone cared about the Freys, to the point where breaking an agreement was a literal joke to Robb. It was his arrogance and the distraction of romantic love and sexual depletion that did him in. People saw weaknesses (Karstark, Bolton, etc.). Also, his mom fucked shit up for him big time, because Kat is a moron, especially in the books. Still, it would have been better if they just completely stayed with the books instead of inventing Talisa.
Owen Johnson
>images of the actors for characters
Jayden Walker
I thought it was kind of shitty for Sansa to start talking about taking away lands from the Karstarks. They're a cadet house! They're connected by blood. The ones who turned died. Fuck outta here, Sansa
Austin Green
Such an ending would create such butthurt amd SEETHing that the world has never seen in response to a TV show ever before. I almost want it to happen just to witness that, but man would it leave a bitter taste in my mouth.
Landon Anderson
Azor Jon
Nicholas Garcia
bet she fucks like a wild retard
Jackson Davis
mmm now we're talkin'.
Carson Bennett
which Myrcella
Austin Garcia
cersei is /ourmilf/
Ayden Diaz
So it's 2 characters that don't even exist in the books and they are given a pointless sex scene that goes on for minutes.
Isaiah Gutierrez
looks like a crackwhore desu
Brandon Johnson
Pretty sure they did mention it in the show. It's why everyone was telling edmure to shut up and marry a frey slag.
Lincoln Rivera
she may well take some crack, although it could just be plastic surgery
Gabriel Adams
Oh shit! I loved Dredd!
Austin Bell
she looks a little bit like nikolaj's wife
Jackson Jenkins
The hot one.
Zachary Harris
You think Missandei and Grey Worm don't exist in the books? The absolute state of showfags
Jeremiah Morris
This was funnier before Ramsay killed Roose. Now he just looks like a dope. For all we know Shireen was going to burn Stannis if he didn’t get her first.
Landon Hernandez
Why did he marry a fucking mong like that? Bitch looks like her mom cut out hearts for a living
Brody Mitchell
Threadly reminder.
Jack Adams
I’m sick of posting this and explaining it and last time I had many witnesses. But Stannis is absolutely going to die and the battle of the bastards is going to be in the books, it’s been confirmed.
It sucks but they really won’t. It’s also really obvious thinking back on the books know that GRRM sent Davos to get Rickon for Manderly (who in the show named Jon king in the North) because that’s what’s going to lead to Davos becoming Jon’s hand.
Landon Sullivan
I've seen you post this before but what the fuck does your picrelated have to do with Stannis' position in the books?
Elijah Diaz
Holy shit what idiot thought it was a good idea to give her this hairstyle? It looked fucking terrible.
Hunter Morgan
I know you can fuck hot chads if you try user
Thomas Brown
>Euron killing everyone would leave a bitter taste in my mouth.
Bentley Torres
>This vexes the stannisfags
Robert Ward
What does Sansa’s pussy taste like?
Ethan Foster
Brienne is fucking hot. I'd like to be choked by her thighs.
Josiah Howard
LEMONY LEMONY LEMONY LEMONY LEMONY LEMONY LEMONY LEMONY LEMONY LEMONY LEMONY LEMONY LEMONY LEMONY LEMONY LEMONY LEMONY LEMONY LEMONY LEMONY
LEMONCAKES
Benjamin Baker
>Not wanting to be smothered by Cersei's lactating saggy tits
Liam Cruz
Is this shitty show back on or something?
Brayden Ramirez
Edmure wasn’t introduced in the show until season three, after Stannis already lost the Blackwater.
Brandon Ramirez
>If you don't support my favorite character then you are le reddit!!!!
Cringe
Matthew James
She doesn't have any tits you goon
Carson Lee
Well something is messed up with the continuity with the show then, because I remember a scene after Edmure came back and Robb and Blackfish were tearing into him for not implicitly knowing Robb's plan and taking the mill. Edmure rightfully defending himself because what sort of King doesn't tell his fucking commanders what his plans are?
Sebastian Watson
Why would Ramsay have his dogs fighting multiple Stark Direwolves (most likely Ghost and Shaggydog) if Stannis is alive? Sounds an awful lot like he does lose against the Bolton’s and dies and Jon ends up marching their after he comes back like in the show.
Hudson Lewis
it would have been simpler and less retarded for bran to see that the group was in trouble and send the raven himself.
Jacob Adams
Lena has small tits. Cersei has big tits
Gabriel Roberts
>Not wanting the chad satire character to kill all the whiny faggots and the incestuous yasss queen.
No I'm serious, you need to go back.
Lincoln Wilson
he's right you know.
Euron killing everyone is the only redemption left to the show.
Jose Hall
I certainly wouldn't mind him killing the whiny faggots and I like him more than most people seem to. The show still kind of butchered him though. His Lovecraftian vibe in the books is way better and they merged Victarion with him.
>G-go back
After you, good sir
Connor Ward
that's not her body
Ethan Morales
That's not lena it this woman
Jonathan Richardson
I know. But Cersei the character in both books and show has big tits.
Jace Parker
My point is Lena's not even attractive in the face and she doesn't have a body. How did she get the part when other actresses were ex porn stars?
Cameron Robinson
Peter Dinklage recommended her for the role.
Tyler Torres
It’s the second best option after Stannis coming back and killing everyone
Noah Sanders
>other actresses were ex porn stars
qrd plz
Sebastian Edwards
>Euron killing everyone would make me upset because he wasn't as good as in the books.
Go and chat amongst your own kind.
Daniel Stewart
well, that's true.
p.s. watermarks are easy to avoid
Adrian Bennett
She’s really pretty. Since she gets naked for a living are there any pics of her turd cutter?
Hunter Jenkins
Owen Garcia
nypost.com
Apparently there were 6 in 2014. They really like to use them for hot extras or the whores.
Josiah Williams
No I kind of just went off on a tangent about him, that's not why.
Ok, I'm here.
Ethan Bailey
Very comfy post
Jayden James
SNEED, FEED FORMERLY CHUCKLES
Adam Rivera
based
Nicholas Murphy
If there is anything that I stay mad about forever, it is how LF was killed. The worst part is that I assume that he'll die in a similar way in the books, but it'll be a whole book's worth of building with Sansa under his wing. Her getting sold off to the Boltons really fucked up both of their characters.
Brody Cruz
Stannis was weak.
Killed all his family and lost all his supporters. Why do you assholes like him?!
Jacob Sullivan
>hot extras or the whores
well that's not very fun.
I suppose the set was, tho.
Asher Moore
Jose Morris
>started listening to the audiobooks for the first time
>Clash of Kings
>Jorah telling Dany about the Hightower girl
>What did she look like Ser Jorah?
>Well... she looked a bit like you.
>dany's immediate inward disgust
I wish the show had shown this
Henry Howard
Did you not look at it? Tyrion's whore was a fucked people for money in college
Owen Nelson
imagine the smell
Camden Reyes
>audiobooks
A man of fine taste. Roy Dotrice did an amazing job narrating the books.
Ethan Diaz
1 day 20 hours and 20 minutes until the next episode.
Adam Bailey
>khaleesi pls
what is the relationship between the two now? does jorah still love her romantically? he's literally getting cucked by jon
Dylan Green
meh, I just want it to end. I know it's not going to be good
Tyler Davis
Jorah's benched. Just like everybody who's not a stark, lannister or Dany. Actors who leave the bench will probably die this season
Charles Cruz
How come Stannis came in about 3 strokes?
Tyler Kelly
yep, I read it.
>Shae
>one of Craster's wives
>two of Baelish's girls
>two unspecified
okay, I'm interested in what kind of scenes Shae did.
John Garcia
vhs quality turkish porn unironically
Christopher Rivera
great pussy though
James Perez
>two unspecified
maybe 'unspecified' but the show sure got spicy-fied, if you know what i mean....
Tyler Morris
Her getting sold off would have worked if she actually showed some development and played the game instead of it just being a repeat of her imprisonment under Joffrey
Elijah Perry
My mother actually calls Tyrion Tyrone after I got her to read the books
Isaiah Long
>My mother actually calls Tyrion Tyrone
I have some bad news about your mom, dude...
Nathan Allen
God why can't this be true
Nolan Davis
Jorah actually made a move in the books and planted a kiss on Khaleesi.
Evan Jones
tight puss
Mason Foster
who's excited for the based reaction channel?
rank your favorites: burlington bar, the normies, preston, etc
Gavin Martinez
Someone give me a quick rundown on whats gonna happen this season
Jack Miller
Normies>>>Preston>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>burning alive>>>>>>>Burlington Bar
No one who read the books calls her Khaleesi
Hunter Gomez
I thought bad pussy was the ideal
Sebastian Davis
Apparently Jorah finally is happy for her like an uncle now, instead of a creepy old man. Of course that means his story is complete so he’ll die defending Lyanna and the North completing his entire story.
Easton Clark
Caosh ish a ladder
Dominic Bennett
Ayden Martin
Maario Naharis
Jason Young
Bentley Foster
SAVE ME, GREY WORM!
Julian Clark
hang on...don't faceless men instantly revert to their original faces upon death? So if that weren't really littlefinger, then his face would have shifted directly afterward...?
Justin Moore
We all agree he did nothing wrong, right?
Landon Cox
Threadly Reminder:
>Bran realises he can stop the army of the dead by going BACK IN TIME
>Jon and Dany get married
>Cersei kills herself when the Golden Company turn on her
>Jaime and Tyrion make up
>Jon gives up the Iron Throne to Dany because his "home is the north, and always has been"
>smashes down the rest of the wall with the help of Archmaester Tarly because "the world needs less borders". Jon replies: "fewer".
>Samwell is revealed to the narrator of the entire story as an old man, played by GURM, writing the "history of the game of thrones", comments on how it's a snappier title than the old book
>has been reading it to three silver-haired children, who he refers to as Eddard, Rhaegar and Lyanna
>"Truly, it was a song of Ice and Fire"
>closes the book
>a dragon flies past the window, and they all watch
>camera pans out, and the dragon winks
>Ariana Grande sings over the credits
>"And who....are you...."
THE END
Isaac Ortiz
Remember in the early seasons when the Targaryens were set up as insane, genocidal maniacs obsessed with incest?
And then tumblr got a hold of the show and suddenly everyone is just poised waiting for the awesome Targaryens to come back and save them?
Jackson Davis
jesus
Nathan Hall
i hope the night kin wins and everybody dies
Joseph Thompson
you're actually right, except it's going to be ariana grande with nicki minaj rapping
>pull up on the dragon like *skrrt*
Blake Ward
Tyler Cooper
Threadly Reminder:
>Bran realises he can stop the army of the dead by going BACK IN TIME
>Jon and Dany get married
>Cersei kills herself when the Golden Company turn on her
>Jaime and Tyrion make up
>Jon gives up the Iron Throne to Dany because his "home is the north, and always has been"
>smashes down the rest of the wall with the help of Archmaester Tarly because "the world needs less borders". Jon replies: "fewer".
>Samwell is revealed to the narrator of the entire story as an old man, played by GURM, writing the "history of the game of thrones", comments on how it's a snappier title than the old book
>has been reading it to three silver-haired children, who he refers to as Eddard, Rhaegar and Lyanna
>"Truly, it was a song of Ice and Fire"
>closes the book
>a dragon flies past the window, and they all watch
>camera pans out, and the dragon winks
>Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj singing over the credits
>"And who....- pull up on the dragon like *skrrt* - are you...."
THE END
Kayden Martinez
People don't honestly think Gendry will be legitimized as a Baratheon and get Storm's End do they? It's just a stupid meme, right?
Zachary Brooks
Jace Brooks
Guys I'm here for cute Masie pics. My hard drive died and I lost everything. Pls supply, thnks.
Grayson Fisher
Bong genes are a fucking curse
Jackson Brown
John Wood
Post yfw the true ruler sits the iron throne
Matthew Perez
No Maisie here, but have a Lena
Carter Lewis
Samuel Cook
BASED
Noah Ramirez
How hard did Sophie hit the wall that she's being mogged by quasimaisie?
Jaxon Ortiz
Jaime and Tyrion making up would be cute, I love their relationship
I hope they kiss
Levi Perry
>TFW I leave this place for two years to become a wageslave careerfag and come back to an oysters clams and cuckolds OP
Almost makes me want to neet again
John White
t. Bongistani
Ayden Thomas
hahaha they all look like high-school rejects, especially Kit if you threw a fedora on him.
Masie gets me rock-hard though
Owen Ross
>Is she a boxer?
That nose looks smashed, rite?
Carson Rivera
Why didn't he just use the chaos ladder to climb out of the room?
Leo Roberts
AAAAAIEEEEE
James Morris
>Robb even says it was part of his strategy to bottle up the Crown's forces in the west to help Stannis' attack on the capital
Robb may have said that on the retarded tv show but that was not his goal, as neither Robb nor Stannis knew what the other was doing or planning, other then both being anti-Lannister.
Robb's plan was to lure Tywin thru the mountains into the Westerlands and ambush him, destroying his army and hopefully capturing Tywin or killing him if need be and then negotiating a deal with Tyrion and Cersei to end the war.
Edmure's action at Stone Mill disrupted this plan by stopping Tywin long enough that news from Kingslanding could reach him, allowing him to join up with the now allied Tyrells and defeat Stannis at the Battle of the Blackwater.
Of course the underlying problem here is that GRRM isn't a historian and thinks castles are simply for hiding in when in fact, they're offensive weapons designed to control the countryside and Edmure did exactly what any military commander would have done; take the fight to the enemy at the time and on the ground of your choosing.
Logan Green
>Of course the underlying problem here is that GRRM isn't a historian and thinks castles are simply for hiding in when in fact, they're offensive weapons designed to control the countryside and Edmure did exactly what any military commander would have done; take the fight to the enemy at the time and on the ground of your choosing.
What? You first claim GRRM doesn't know what a castle does then you explain how Edmure does something that's meant to happen.
Robb didn't want Robb to attack the Lannisters. A castle has multiple purposes, and holding up in one is one of them. Edmure didn't lead small raids out of his castle to harass the Lannisters, he placed his army at strategic choke-points and stopped them from crossing the rivers away from his castle.
Ethan Murphy
bookfags, how do egg and duncan the tall die? all i remember from the main books was someone saying something about tragedy at summerhall and trying to make baby dragons. is there more to this story, because duncan is way more interesting then any of the main got characters so far
Bentley Baker
Hasn't been explained fully yet, we know a fire starts at summerhall and Duncan dies saving Rhaegar or some shit.
Probably has something to do with Egg trying to hatch them. We are told Dunk and Egg will eventually get there but GRRM is lazy as shit.
At least we have the comics of the 3 stories though
Samuel Kelly
>My point is Lena's not even attractive
She's ok but she has an obvious "bitch face" that makes it obvious that she's the evil queen the first time you lay eyes on her, whereas I always pictured Cersei as being someone who was so classically beautiful that it would be be shocking to hear her go off like a raging cunt.
But then D&D are kindergarten paint-by-numbers types so it's not surprising they cast Lena.
Jose Hall
god I'd fuck the shit out of almost every woman in the S1 cast.
Catelyn is a minx
Jonathan Powell
>tfw with my ex I would imagine I was Stannis fucking Cersei to stop a massacre of her family at the blackwater battle
For a solid while it was the only way I could cum during sex
Christian Edwards
I would fuck the shit out of book Cersei
Oliver Morris
>ariana grande with nicki minaj rapping
This isn't real life, is it?
Lincoln Roberts
Anthony Anderson
>wanting to fuck a literary character
that's like, worse than liking hentai
Dylan Flores
I am not ashamed
Gavin Cook
>bring the bobby b stretcher
Ryder Cox
>"dangerous woman" by ariana grande playing over a shot of jon fucking dany's ass
if only you knew how bad it really is
Samuel Wright
>no Aimee or Nell at the premiere
Brayden Russell
why does she have a midgets torso?
Ethan Robinson
Edmure gets shit on by Robb and the Blackfish, (as well as his cunty sister Catelyn) for not "holding Riverrun" when both of them would have known that what Edmure did was in fact literally holding Riverrun, as you don't give the enemy the initiative and a free hand to destroy your lands if you can help it.
Had Edmure just run off to and hid in Riverrun, Tywin would have known it was a trap, as no military commander worth his salt would have done that.
That story element should have been written by GRRM with Robb carefully detailing what he needed Edmure to do, then an arrogant Edmure gets angry about how he'll be perceived by history (as a pussy) and willfully disobey's Robb's orders to seek glory for himself, which fucks up Robb's plan.
Instead, GRRM makes Edmure a chump because GRRM doesn't understand history or warfare.
Connor Turner
based and ironpilled
Ayden Murphy
Though All Men Do Despise Us
Angel Nelson
BASED CODD
Lincoln Hughes
who gives a shit about myrcella?
Luke Murphy
1st for wincest
Ryder Bell
>who gives a shit about myrcella?
Jace Hughes
>Had Edmure just run off to and hid in Riverrun, Tywin would have known it was a trap,
But you're forgetting Edmure was heavily outnumbered and had already been clapped by Lannister forces under the walls of Riverrun. Edmure leading some raids and harrying the Lannister forces but avoiding pitched battle would make perfect sense. Again Edmure only held the fords because it was such a strong defensive position and the Lannisters eventually pulled back because of the changing geo-political needs.
And how would Tywin know it was a trap? The reports he were getting was that Robb was marching on Casterly Rock and planning to put it under siege. He had to march back to stop bannerman from swapping over which was already happening.
Because of the Feudal system Tywin was honor-bound to protect his bannermen with also the practical reason of protecting his castle. Like he says "if the enemy can attack us with impunity then we are not a house to be feared"
Robb campaigning in the westerlands and directly threatening the seat of Lannister damages the entire Lannister brand.
>That story element should have been written by GRRM with Robb carefully detailing what he needed Edmure to do, then an arrogant Edmure gets angry about how he'll be perceived by history (as a pussy) and willfully disobey's Robb's orders to seek glory for himself, which fucks up Robb's plan.
desu I don't even dispute that. But Edmure is a chump, that's the point of his character.
Asher Collins
Leo Edwards
>Edmure leading some raids and harrying the Lannister forces but avoiding pitched battle would make perfect sense.
Sure and as I said, if GRRM had Robb explain all that but instead, he just says "hold Riverrun" and rides off WITHOUT TELLING EDMURE HIS PLANS, which is completely retarded.
Given those minimal instructions, what Edmure did at Stone Mill was perfectly appropriate.
> And how would Tywin know it was a trap?
Because Robb expected Edmure to just sit in Riverrun and let Tywin march on thru, except Tywin would have known something was up because it wasn't believable that Edmure wouldn't have come out to engaged him when he had all the advantages on his side.
> But Edmure is a chump, that's the point of his character.
Then you know as little about history and warfare as GRRM.
Aiden Rivera
stupid whore
Nathan Stewart
Hudson Howard
>Someone piss myself before I open a new thread
Dylan Roberts
your stupid
Parker Diaz
She was hot and didn't deserve to die.
Nathan Morales
She made me diamonds when she was pretending to be a boy.
Sadly, she has grown into a dwarf cow.
Sad fate of being a woman.
Nolan Adams
Can't wait for all the STRONG WOMEN to KICK some ASS this season!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Henry Thompson
>Dwarf
She's 5'2" isn't that the same height as Emilia?
Alexander Murphy
everyone on the show has been teleporting for a couple of seasons now, but this one is still fucking ridiculous.
Brandon Price
>no Dillane at the premiere
Jonathan Bailey
Cersei is a great character though
Jason Martinez
Robert told Stannis to hold Storms End and he fucking held Storms End.
Ryan Perry
As far as height goes.
It's her body and face that suck.
Imagine how she will look when she gets older.
Urgh.
Nathaniel Clark
Lol
Justin Rivera
he hated the show anyway
Eli Ross
>Bran's actor just looks like a 12-year-old kid scaled up to adult size
Charles Bell
He’s so fucking high there he needs everyone to keep him together.
Xavier Collins
>Then you know as little about history and warfare as GRRM.
I saw many legit complaints about GRRM, but now he is uneducated in history and warfare as well? It's his fucking life, come the fuck on.
Jaxon Evans
Because Stannis is a little bitch
Brayden Thomas
Uhh, what are you trying fo convey with this image???
Sebastian Turner
And he was right about it in the end.
Just like Stannis was.
Brody Nguyen
>Robert told Stannis to hold Storms End and he fucking held Storms End.
Stannis had no choice but to hole up in Storms End, Robert had take most of the Stormland's forces with him.
Kevin Morris
t. Never read the books
Thomas Wood
Reading is for queers
Samuel Murphy
When people invented literature, that's when other people started to want to fuck literature characters.
Nothing wrong with that, grandpa.
Levi Kelly
Why did they even make the choice to put Rickon in the show at all? Mistake.
Brandon Thomas
Does anyone know of a good recap to watch? Reading a summary will mash my little pea brain because I don't remember any of the names, and all the videos are of annoying queers with faggy voices who speak in reddit.
Leo Ramirez
GRRM has trebuchets on ships, guys wearing copper armor, unarmored Dothraki slaughtering everybody in sight, etc.
I'm not saying he's a dumbass but he's not historian either.
Joseph Adams
You were replying to a person who was talking about the show, retard.
In the books she is better I suppose.
Or was.
She is mindbroken now as far as I remember. Can't call that "great character" to be fair.
Jaime was and still is great though.
Jose Wood
Why did qyburn have a bunch of 6 year olds repeatedly stab pycelle to death?
wasn't there literally any other way?
Aaron Allen
Yeah, she goes pretty crazy towards the end of AFFC and still seems nuts during and after her walk of shame. Doesn't make her any less of a great character, though. Both her and Jaime are god tier POVs
Brandon Edwards
alt shift x is good
John Brown
YES brotherrrr! Cersei on the throne? Wild if true!
WOMEN can KICK ass just as much as men, and I'm glad they toned down the sex scenes and nudity ,I like to RESPECT my WOMEN!
Easton Ward
>trebuchets
Trebuchet on ships is something he allowed himself to do because it's cool. I mean, his reason to write was the fact that he couldn't let his fantasies be fulfilled on TV, so he wrote a book that contains giant fucking ships with fucking trebuchets on them.
>copper armor
In the World of Ice and Fire there is a witty comment about copper armor being quite shit for an armor that is supposed to be magically enhanced with runes
>unarmored Dothraki
And you mistake the book with the show. Although, even in the first season there was a scene of dothraki v Jorah in plate armor fighting. Didn't end too well for the sandnigger.
Evan Williams
It was one of those scenes they sort of adapted from the books but changed its context entirely so it doesn't make much sense anymore. I'm pretty sure D&D just thought it would look cool.
Carson Moore
I want reddit to leave
Ayden Wright
Is there even a reason to go past s4 ?
Nicholas Reed
daily reminder littlefinger is still alive
Benjamin Bennett
no
Joshua Ortiz
life is irregular
Zachary Murphy
Unless you want to spoil the future books?
I don't think so.
Watch it if you want to meme about how shitty the show is, otherwise don't.
Nolan Martin
no absolutely not
Isaiah Scott
>"Jaime and I are more than brother and sister. We are one person in two bodies. We shared a womb together. He came into this world holding my foot, our old maester said. When he is in me, I feel … whole."
>"Jaime, don’t you think I want it as much as you do? It makes no matter who they wed me to, I want you at my side, I want you in my bed, I want you inside me."
>"You are me, I am you. I need you with me. In me. Please, Jaime. Please."
Luis Mitchell
Of course it is. He's sacrificing his child to save all of Westeros. She's the only sacrifice he can make because he needs King's blood. What's one child against an entire continent. It's the same logic that made Jaime push Bran out the window and it's 100% justifiable.
Parker Turner
Has the first episode leaked yet?
Luis Lopez
>that nose
this bitch will fuck you up i can tell. she's been punched in the face numerous times. bet the hair is covering cauliflower ears, too. Jamie, pull up some pictures of cauliflower ears.
Gabriel Anderson
Give it to me straight, lads.
What are the chances of Jonsa still happening?
Nathaniel Ramirez
>dragons only fly 30-40mph
More like 5-10 times that but your point still stands.
Nolan Ross
Big yikes.
Adrian Sanders
is there a 10 min recap video or something of the last season? dont care enough at this point to watch the whole thing again
Benjamin Sullivan
Reminder that the name of the 4th episode is "Azor Stannis".
Get hyped stannis bros.
Joshua Campbell
i think its hot
Aiden Peterson
memes and shitposting
Isaac Reed
To each his own.
Mason Young
user...
William Price
>2 days
N I G G E R S
Christian Lewis
New one:
Connor Reyes
>He didn't rewatch the entire thing
Tullyposting at its finest.
Bentley Powell
Zero.
Nathaniel Lee
I only watch Preston and Ideas of Ice and Fire and they both do season recaps but they are quite long because that is what there whole channel is centered on so they stretch it out. I think you might try AltShiftX as he seems to do shorter to the point stuff but I don’t watch him regularly because I don’t enjoy him so I’m not sure.
Charles Long
Fewer.
Joseph Torres
Never. 2016 elections fucked him up.
Michael Hall
>Edmure gets shit on by Robb and the Blackfish, (as well as his cunty sister Catelyn) for not "holding Riverrun" when both of them would have known that what Edmure did was in fact literally holding Riverrun, as you don't give the enemy the initiative and a free hand to destroy your lands if you can help it.
just because edmure got shit on for doing it doesn't reflect on GRRM's knowledge of military history.
just because the characters think one way, doesn't mean they're right.
Brody Lee
You forgot about the one thing. How the fuck did Dany found them?
Isaac Evans
the dothraki circumsize?
Owen Campbell
Don't forget the fact that the reason Sam ventured beyond the wall during the night's first extended ranging, was so if anything bad happened, he could send out ravens immediately. And then Sam fucks up and lets the ravens out without letters. Which basically dooms the men from any aid.
Fast forward to the wight hunt, and no one brings a raven with them. Yet, Gendry, a southern boy, is somehow able to run through the snowy tundra in time.
Thomas Gray
Why is episode air time so retarded? Why not air it at saturday?