>Star Wars teaser starts playing
>some ugly cunt is panting right in front of the camera
Star Wars teaser starts playing
Very punchable faces
the more familiar you are with SW the more you come to realize it is probably the most repetitive, most by the numbers, most "just to be safe, let's just do what we've done before" bunch of stories that's ever been told, sad really as they could have taken the opposite tack and never shown you the same thing twice ie unlimited worlds, unlimited characters, unlimited freedom of genre, unlimited...
Why cant you post in any of the other threads? Why make a new one.
Goddamn, what the fuck happened to this bitch?
the first scene of Finn panting and sweating on screen like a gorilla is what put me off TFA permanently. What a disgusting opening shot.
Impressive digits, user!
wtf is that expression supposed to convey?
Did they CGI her face thinner or why does it look so fucked up? it looks like it's made of pot... pottery
hmm
Filming in the rough sun for days probably makes that happen to your skin.
lack of coke in the body
she's thinking she can't wait to hit the club that night with Boyega and her usual entourage of thots
Everyone under 30 should be looking for that
Cuteness
hunger
great advice, tubby, you posting in a Star Wars thread from the club?
Acting
I really don't feel it was that until the sequels. The OT was just a medieval fantasy with knights and princesses, but in space. It was an old story in a new setting and it worked for three films without getting repetitive. The PT was that "worldbuilding" trope. Lucas sucks at romanticism which is Skywalkers entire arc so it suffers from chronic poor dialogue. But he took a lot of liberties in the worldbuilding (which I think was all he wanted). Sometimes it was good (Palpatine, Kamino, the Clone wars, Coruscant, Count Dooku) while other things was horrible (midichlorians, "the prophecy", kid Anakin). But at least it was original. The ST has done nothing and just tried to ride the nostalgia train without any purpose or direction.
I thought she was kinda hot at the start of the new trailer. Better looking than TLJ Rey.
Esp the bottom 2
>I really don't feel it was that until the sequels.
Not really, the only movie that can be accused of that is The Force Awakens, and i think that had a valid excuse. The repetitive by the numbers stuff is mostly in Expanded Universe stuff, books and games, most of them just rehash shit from the movies.
She is, that hair style suits her way better than whatever the fuck she had in TLJ
Expensive orthodontics cant fix butt ugly.
Searching for shellfish
jesus that's awful
Rey should be naked
>The Force Awakens, and i think that had a valid excuse
Their excuse was "people don't remember the OT and we need to reboot it" which makes no sense. The OT is timeless and fans show it to their kids and grow them up on it as well.
TFA had no reason to be a reboot, it could have started off like Episode IX is with an original finish Palpatine off story.
thank god
Cocaine
Agreed
“But the spin-off movies never stop!”
Not really, we still have 7 more films coming up
A trilogy with the game of thrones writers about the old republic, the ruin johnson trilogy possibly about the yuuzhan vong and an untitled spinoff movie about MAYBE Kenobi
Dunno man, Prequels "rhyme" but the setting is very different from OT. Plenty of games and shows explore different things that the movies didn't, some get really weird and wild, others are less out there,
Disney Sequels seem to need to shit on old characters, either by nostalgia baiting or by just make them pass the torch in the idea that they suck and the new guys are just better.
>the ruin johnson trilogy
Yeah, not happening.
Look at how D&D handled Game of Throne once the source material ran out, they're trilogy will be shit if it even happens.
Don't call me tubby
>HEY REMEMBER *THING FROM OLD STARWARS*?
>FUCK OLD STARWARS!
>HEY REMEMBER *ANOTHER FUCKING THING FROM STAR WARS*
>TIME TO KILL THE PAST HAHA
>HEY, REMEBER THAT BAD GUY FROM STARWARS?
Is Disney bi-polar? What's happening
finn would've unironically been a better lead
is she a bong or a mongol¿?