Ok so what the fuck happened right now?

New trilogy failed to create its own identity.

THE SENATE HAS RETURNED

TIME TO BUTTFUCK THE JEDI FOR THEIR TREASON

UNLIMITED

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This had better happen or your ass is on the line

They saw sheevposting as the only fragment of enjoyment people still had about old Star Wars and decided it was time for it to end.

Prepare to witness complete and utter Sheev emasculation and complete out-of-character shenanigans

NOOOOOOO!

Anakin failed at nearly everything he set out to achieve in the movies now. Good stuff.

>Episode 8: Let the past die, kill it if you have to
>Episode 9: Fuck it, Bring back Palpatine.

Holocron, dark force ghost, that's it

Not going to happen. Sheev is IMMORTAL.

Rian must be fuming

This. Just like cloverfield paradox.
>"Hey guys we're gonna make a TRUE cloverfield sequel like you always wanted!"
>makes a piece of shit nonsensical sci fi flick while throwing in the cloverfield monster at the last second to save face that has nothing to do with the rest of the movie.

Honestly, I'd rather have him be dead than have his character touched by Abrams.

why do you faggots think he's coming back?

I want that suit. Looks pimp

>why do you faggots think he's coming back?

>why do you think someone laughing means they aren't coming back?

so how many of you fucking sheep are gonna contribute to a billions this trash is gonna make?

JJ, Kennedy and McDiarmid have all confirmed that Sheev is back.

literally the director and actor who plays him both said Sheev is coming back

because that wasn't sheev laughing, that was clearly mark hamill. Are you guys fucking deaf?

Sheev will probably be in one scene. Just watch it on Jew Tube and skip the rest of the movie.

Dead people don't laugh, Satan.

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>"No one's ever really gone"
>Sheev laugh
>Ian McDiarmid on stage
I suppose it will remain a mystery, user.

He was literally on stage right after they unveiled the trailer during the panel.

I expect it to be something akin to Yoda in TLJ, completely unnecessary cameo that at the same times utterly fails at understanding the character or how shit works in the SW universe.

CUTE

i have absolutely zero interest in watching this shit

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And that's how one theater smelled better. *R2-D2 closes story program*

>JJ, why are you shooting all my scenes first?

Theatrical makeup is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

nothing smells more then a theater full of niggers which is literally every theater in America

Whiteman bad must die once more

heh

Wait, "Sheev" is fucking Palpatines name? I thought you guys were posting some dumbass new sneed meme.

Yup, that's the name they gave him in one of the new Disney EU books soon after they bought the IP. Think it was a book about Tarkin.

His full name is Sheev Von Palpatine

granted the writer asked george himself was palpatine's first name is

>"Sheesh, don't call me ever again"

He's just as alive as the Skywalkers.

SHEEVSPIN BABY

kek

Sheev will have a final cyborg form like Vader or Grevious. screencap this

Why not just an angry head in a jar?

You mean Sheev "The Senate" Von Palpatine