Whats the best movie I've never watched Yea Forums?
Whats the best movie I've never watched Yea Forums?
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would lick that pussy so harf
How high are you?
Not so fast. Let's discuss the bonus situation first
Gandhi (1980)
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Cape shit 1978
Its sad the new movies are literally no different from this
Pretty
Hairy armpits are kino
The CGI is what saved the new movies from being to cheesy. look at that hulk jump from the roof lmao
Problem Child 2
Why is the cat having a bonus ? If it were a crew member the title would be "Alien the 9th passenger" .
>In space running around a shuttle
>Ass sweat building
>hairy pits soaking up all that sweat
>Nervous running farts
IMAGINE
Her ass is so gross in this, it’s like a little boy’s.
It's like her legs go up to her back. Even Asian men would disapprove.
Event Horizon
Rain Man.
Imagine being such a limpdick zoomer with no interest in the female form and not thinking Sigourney Motherfucking Weaver is sexy.
Get fucked, libshit. Ellen Ripley is the PINNACLE of badass female action heroes of the 70s and 80s. I used to fap to that scene all the time because of her perfect midriff, you little bitch nigga. She's the reason my penis is so muscular today and why I'm the best in bed. Of course, someone of your flaccidness would never understand because you'll ever get laid and never appreciate true beauty such as this, which is why you'll likely end up being lonely in life living in your mother's boyfriend's basement, jacking off to 90s porno films with great intensity, trying to find that emotional high for what is best in life without ever actually heading out into the world, going to college, getting a job, and finding out the flavor of life yourself, you little twat.
You DARE complain about one of the hottest actresses of the time because she doesn't fit into your s o y-filled fantasy of your warped perception of reality? Are you really that desperate as to find Ripley "unattractive" in any way, shape, or form? Are you high? Are you that lonely? Are you fucking gay? You must be considering that think that THIS...
>pic related
is somehow "ugly" in your homo eyes, you impotent shit. Such observations is why you'll never be able to pass on your genetic legacy. Your ancestors would spit on you if they could. Your mother would wish she got that abortion after your biological father knocked her up by accident before she left him. Your stepdad would gladly replace you with a new son, dumping you on the street like a dried up crusty condom. God himself looks in the mirror and says "Dear me, WHY did I ever create that person?"
Consider getting a vasectomy and never breeding, for your genes would just poison the human gene pool with your extreme stupidity. Humanity would be better off without you. Deal with it.
I still haven't seen Goonies, and I grew up in the 80s.
More like the boner situation
13th warrior
Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone