THE LAST DRIVE-IN GENERAL

Have any clues been given that would lead you to these films?

Nope. Other than Q: The Winged Serpent last week, Joe Bob and crew never give away what the movies are going to be.

I hope it's The Void as the more recent movie, I'm actually one of the few people who doesn't like Cronenberg movies very much, so I hope it's not The Fly.

First for fun

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this is the most bizarre shit. i literally just got into mississippi to visit family and i'm less than 20 minutes from this and had no idea it was happening until i saw your post. thanks user, i think i'm going to try and see this.

>Mandy
I'd like to see it on TLDI. I've started it several times but never made it more than half-way through.

>The Fly
One of my favorites. I'd love to see what JBB has to say about it.

I like The Void but I think Netflix has the rights to it right now. I don't know if Shudder could secure the movie.

I've got to finish my afternoon shunt and I'll be ready for the _____

I was also thinking The Fly but I’m thinking something out there like Ichi The Killer for the second movie.

He said the other day that the first was foreign and recent, and an homage to American horror. And the second is something even Academy snobs liked. So people were guessing 3 Women is the second.

No problem. Please report back next week and let us know how it went. Also, I'm extremely jelly. He's definitely going to be doing something special for the Mississippi showing.

Just found out about Joe Bob Briggs and watched an old broadcast of Monster Vision last night. Glad to see he is still working.

will do. i am beyond shocked to find something i'm excited about seeing in mississippi of all places.

Last Drive In is practically just a MonsterVision reboot with the same set and everything

>He said the other day that the first was foreign and recent, and an homage to American horror.
Definitely going to be Japanese or possibly Korean. I remember him saying in an interview that he asked a J-Horror director about the genre. The director said he was a big fan of American horror and his movies were a homage to them. Joe Bob asked him, "What, did you watch them in reverse or something?"

The Void is on Shudder rn

This Except Joe Bob doesn't have to deal with network censors on Shudder which he had a huge problem with at TMC and TNT. He can show the films uncensored.

Welcome, user. You're in for a treat.

Ah, I stand corrected. It would be cool to see him show it in that case.

I like the idea of him doing something more recent. So far he’s done movies that are mostly been around for a long time and I would love to see his thoughts on something more recent.

As usual
If you don't have shudder, or you can.t get it from your country, we're streaming it live, chat and all
brettygood dot com

You guys doing GoT Sunday?

Yeah, god help us

Does this start in 3 minutes or 63 minutes?

I hope Joe Bob can do this for at least 5 more years.

Thank you, sir. I'll be there.

Two minutes and 20 seconds

Three. Hit refresh

The theme song of TLDI is unironically kino and wholesome in a way

Get hype

Hey Travis Crabtree
Wait a minute for me

I don't see why he won't. After an 18 year hiatus, he's doing all kinds of tours and really seems to want to keep himself busy these days.

Also, this show is the biggest thing going on Shudder right now. I'm pretty sure they treat him like royalty.

>Also, this show is the biggest thing going on Shudder right now. I'm pretty sure they treat him like royalty.
It got me to give them my money. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

Yep. Subbed and cancelled with each special prior to him getting his own series.

They had an insane amount of suscribers sign up when he did his first marathon. So many, they broke the servers.

i got it just for the last drive in. didn't know i could just watch the livestream

You're not. I did the same. It's the only streaming service I pay for.

>
>shudd>Where can I watch er
That's no help. They wan't money to watch that stream.

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I like shudder's other original stuff but Joe Bob is why I'm playing for shudder.

D E A T H G A S M

>deathgasm

Nice

Never seen Deathgasm.

Hello my brethen. I love you.

>Never seen Deathgasm.

It's fun

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I honestly can't wait.

>Live in Texas
>Unironically buy a six pack of Lone Star Tall Boys every Friday for this.
Feels authentic.

Thanks Darcy

>JBB going off on Tesla

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>Not 10 minutes in and Ernie has already lost his hat.

>sociology majors who binge watch cartoon network series with their vegetarian girlfriends

Deathgasm is fun. I wonder if Joe Bob is gonna like it, or if he's gonna shit on it. He doesn't seem to be much into the modern movie homage thing to old horror.

how come i can't see it? it's playing some boring ass movie right now

Yea Forums blown the fuck out.

His descriptions of tesla owners seem pretty accurate.

Will Christchurch get a joke tonight?

He wouldn't show it if he didn't like it. The only show, he hatewatched was C.H.U.D. and that's only because he had so much demand for it and his 32 year old producer insisted.

Kind of an odd choice, but okay

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ANULCUNT
check it out

I chuckled

>four stars

Nice. It's a fun flick.

There is nothing more that I look forward to than Joe Bob's opening rants. I know he's not Avant Garde enough for snobs to love him, but he deserves some award for his writing.

>horror comedy
>modern horror comedy
fucking cringe

Thanks Darcy

>>horror comedy
>>modern horror comedy
>fucking cringe

You might want to do some laundry for the next 90 minutes or something

METAL

>won't stop loading
Grrrrr

The steering wheel is on the wrong side

So do we consider DEATHGASM to be a teen sex comedy?

A coming of age story?

I think I'll come

>Hail Satin
kek'd

Half the cast of this movie look like they came from gay porn lol

Brody met ZAKK and the bromance began

*growls*
DETHGASM

Stop watching twink porn

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How would you know what gay porn actors look like, faggot?

I watch a lot of gay porn to remind myself I hate it

SPINALTAP amirite?

This whole movie is a reference to something else, yes?

youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&feature=youtu.be

Rick Rolled!

Holy shit this scene is hilarious.

Didn't know how I felt about it at first, but the decapitation scene sold me on this movie

>Didn't know how I felt about it at first, but the decapitation scene sold me on this movie

You have to whole-hardheartedly believe in the power of metal and the film will blow your soul

>teleports behind you

the fat kid gets the Peter Criss makeup lmao

Can't go wrong with a good old fashioned Call of the Winter Moon

HARLOT

Autists Attempting Romance (AAR) hits me very hard in movies

The mom is hot.

I can fap to this

Next film ?

Trick or Treat (also known as Ragman and Death at 33 RPM in foreign markets) is a 1986 American supernatural horror film by De Laurentiis Entertainment Group, starring Marc Price and Tony Fields, with special appearances by Gene Simmons and Ozzy Osbourne. The film centers around a teenager who is haunted by the ghost of his rock hero.

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I wish

>siphoning gas from an ambulance while smoking
Name one thing more badass

De Laurentiis at least guarantees kino sound and set design.

Cock blocked

for the good of the band!

Oh God the stroller.

Diesel, dumbass

The Fly confirmed for movie 2

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Proof?

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Jesus Christ Raimi

Is there a way to rewatch this episode? At work right now.

Oh. Oh no.

Tesla driver

It will be up on-demand before too long. Couple of days, maybe?

Joe Bob talking about Cronenberg. The Fly was added to Shudder recently. A lot of people have been requesting it for The Last Drive In.

Write to

American Family Association

P.O. Drawer 2440 Tupelo, Mississippi 38803

Touche'.

Lel. I'm old enough to remember all that shit. And Joe Lieberman declaring war on Mortal Kombat back around the same time.

I forgot Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter existed

DC CuCKS BTFO

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The book was actually outstanding. The movie definitely fell short.

Fuck, I missed that. What was it referencing?

Lol at the satanist with the AK-47

"Now who doesn't have a gag reflex"

Glass you

The director and crew and what they also worked on.

wonder if the blood was cherry flavoured

rofl

Thanks

Based Joe Bob shitting on Sundance

films that give Robert Redford orgasms:

1.
2.
3. Cabin in the Woods

I saw a benis

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Really bizarre amount of buffering for me tonight

you're pretty good at whacking guys off bro

They going to run a train on this bitch?

Bros before hoes

Same and my speed test is pic related.

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Me too. Maybe Shudder is doing better each week and the servers can't keep up. At least it isn't as bad as HBO and GoT a few years ago.

"ZAKK can eat my ass"

>Half the cast of this movie look like they came from gay porn lol

I still can't get over the satanist with the assault rifle

The buffering is making this unwatchable.

I switched to 480p and it seems to be doing ok

No buffering for me but I'm using the official stream

FELICIA ROSE

I've had none.

Also I hope the penis calls are a thing. She's so cute.

YES YES YES

I hope she can do Sleepaway Camp 4

I'm this guy And I'm using the official Stream

Didn't expect the nerds to die

Goth Naruto running with 2 chainsaws into anime swordslash and pose.

Bewbs!

I can fap to this

TIME KILLERS
Rancid wins

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Teleports behind you

They already did Sleepaway Camp 4 and yes she was in it.

I'll never have a goth cutie it's not fair.

Unf

Solid 7.5/10

Solid film, 7/10. Gore was definitely the best part.

>Implying anyone in that movie was goth.

You still have a chance, friendo.

youtube.com/watch?v=-VBdAY8eA9w

Enjoyed that much more than I thought I would

You have to live in an area that has metal and punk shows. Also you need to pretend you know how to play something.

>Next film ?
i sure hope so. or at the very least something else pre 1990.

Hmmm

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They should have used this song for the credits. The song they used is way too glam rock.

>Ends with a reference to Paul is Dead

Oh God please Frankenhooker.

The Changeling?! I just fucking watched this today.

CHANGELING

I was thinking the same thing.

She eats plenty of tube steak

Been a while since I've seen The Changling, I like slow burn movies with Joe Bob though like Boggy Creek

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FIX YOUR SHIT SHUDDER

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someone got a link to a recast?

Nah, fuck that
youtube.com/watch?v=IsGLW100HZg

Commercial seems interesting.

Hard liquor

I like Robin Tunney better with a buzzcut

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It is better now. Also, I moved on to wine from Lone Star beer. Since we classy movie now.

JBB is knowledgeable about his Tennessee whiskey.

Will he mention George Dickell?

>mfw Brettygood stream is more functioning than the official shudder stream

One more buffer break and I'm joining y'all.

And there it is.

Bearded dragons are dope as fuck.
How do I search genres on Shudder? If I try to find "vampire" movies, I've got to know the exact title of a movie.

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Anyone see that old Joe Bob/Elvira crossover someone dug up and posted on Facebook?

I'm not a huge fan of the app. It's badly coded and the only way I've found to even try to see what they have is to stumble on the box to browse all movies and even then it is sorted by the most recent release.

is he more kino than Svengoolie?

Adding that they only show maybe 10 20 tops titles before they need to buffer and load the next crop of movies.

>used to read Joe Bob's movie reviews when he wrote for the paper in Dallas.
>he got in trouble back then also
>every now and then he'd give a shout out to someone who wrote in to bitch about him being crude
He's a national treasure. Texas Monthly is a trash Austin rag owned and operated by west coast faggots, though.

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Please leave

I actually think this movie is really interesting so far

It’s pretty gud. It’s a history of the Scots Irish all the way back to John Knox, then it traces the role of the hillbilly genre, the one genre everybody likes but is embarrassed to.

This is a terrible companion film for Deathgasm

>>he got in trouble back then also
You aren't kidding.

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It's a classic for a reason.

Thanks, friend. I may just make the 10 hour drive back to my hometown just to see this. That sounds awesome tbqh

They're both based. Joe Bob very clearly is more knowledgeable but has the Norm dry humor and timing. Sven is better with the quick dad joke and likes playing the role of a clown.

Why would you ever want to live by yourself in a house that big?

Dig up some of those articles, they're comedy gold. Those days are long gone, you'll never ever see anything like that in a big paper ever again.

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These are most informative.

this book was my bible back in the 90s
it got me to watch Bloodsucking Freaks, Cannibal Ferox, Basket Case, Screwballs, etc, and it's hilarious on top of it
between this, the Psychotronic books, and maybe Eros In Hell/Tokyoscope, you don't need anything else

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That book is worth about $5,000 right now.

He's probably going to re-print them all soon.

get the fuck in here bros

that site tries to give me AIDS, no thanks. I ain't disabling some of those scripts

more like a hundred, but thanks for the tip
I can use the extra cash

This movie is criminally underrated. I like deathgasm, but i got a sense from JBBs references that he'd also prefer to be watching Trick or Treat.

This might be the most haunted house-y haunted house movie ever made

BUT THEN WHO WAS BALL

I got that vibe too even though I've never seen Trick or Treat.

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Rage ain't that bad

Day of the Dolphin sounds kino

I'm pretty buzzed, watching this movie with minecraft rap parodies in the background and it's the funniest shit possible

Why is the realtors mom there?

That stairwell scene with the look she gives is so well done.

ID is one of the only things worth watching on cable

Give the wheelchair the shunt

I tried watching this boomer once and it was pure cringe. Not entertaining in the slightest. Americans have no sense of humour. I'm also saging this shit thread. Suck my hairy ass, niggers.

That weirdly rings true. Through her Mercedes and riding they establish the realtor as a woman of inherited wealth who keeps a charity historical society job for something to do. Single women of that type who reach a certain age hang out with their moms. A lot.

i'll fuck you in the ass kid

Cringe and bluepilled

This would have been a good double feature with something like The Shining

>can't enjoy fully because of crippling depression

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" based on 'true' 'events' "

twitter.com/shudder/status/1116929022775169026

what 9 year old disabled boy keeps a diary?

I would think them being disabled makes it more likely they kept a diary. Not like he could just hide in his room watching tv.

This would have been a good double feature with Hardcore

Does Darcy think The Changeling is fun?

I still can't decide who was the worst mail girl, Darcy or Reno.

trying to enjoy The Changeling on Bretty Good but this bigmeme4u guy cheaps desperately drunk posting about how much cheap light beer and fat chicks he's boned.

Darcy isn't bad

Yeah that's about why I don't join those chats or discord. There's always desperatre attention whores.

He sounds like a good friend.

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This part is dumb, it's just a chair. Better than CGI ghost face jumpscaring the camera I guess but really who gets chased by a dusty chair.

Ghost wheelchairs are kino

Do they really burn a house in this? Seems pretty authentic.

The house was haunted and they needed to burn it down

Bernie Sanders had a rough life

she looks like she fucks black men and mike matei

the symbolism of baptism of death of the old life and rebirth ... except the kid actually died ... was murdered! ... the medal ... metal ... alchemy .... gold medal! The man killed the weak son and transformed his son into the golden son ... son/sun ... hmm

If any object in my house started chasing me I would flip out.

Solid flick, 8/10.
Liked it more than Deathgasm.

What are the chances Joe Bob has given her a porking?

The only Staten Island movie I know off the top of my head is Cropsey which would be an interesting choice for last drive in

Darcy accepts hipsters

Joe Bob makes a suspenders joke

oh hey it's the show Deathgasm ripped off

It would be boring and it's very suspect that it was faked.

What about it is faked exactly?

Good double feature, so far I'd say:
Q/Society > Deathgasm/Changling > CHUD/Castle Freak

Yeah but only because CHUD is boring, Castle Freak is my favorite of the 6

They *just* so happened to find a body on the last day they were looking after, what, 20 years?

I think you might need to watch it again.

I wish there were more wholesome/fun threads like this instead of political threads about Star Wars and Marvel

Well I think we hit the end of the night. This show looks terrible.

Time to watch a Zatoichi movie and go to bed.

participate in these threads and ignore the other ones

I loved Q. Please come get me past the no singles policy so I can watch King of the Monsters

I'll see you tomorrow night friend

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Hopefully the thread will last more than 20-30 posts

Honestly it was my first time seeing Castle Freak, and I didn't find it nearly as good as Re-Animator or From Beyond