Sitting pretty close together. What do you make of this

this is the correct answer

That he is gay.

tetris u fucktard

Based Thor advocates piracy

It's even the same game in both Gameboys.

I like nintendo too and grew up with it but reddit/leftist faggots seem to be obsessed over it. It's really weird

>(Tue., Jun. 7, 2011 1:45 PM) "I have no problem saying this, but I'm losing my hair," he said at the MTV Movie Awards. Here's the deal: Evans is signed up for three Captain America flicks and three Avengers movies.
>"The fear is this [role] can span 10 years so I can be doing this character until I'm 40," he explained. "I'm supposed to be like this superior human. He can't be balding...How horrible would it be if this superior man has male pattern baldness?"

Most likely yes. Almost every male A-list actor you can think of is wearing some type of hairpiece or hair implants.

figured it was. that just looks way too perfect to be real hair

It's not piracy, that's not how the video game industry works. The only people making money off game boys and game boy games are pawn shops.

Evans hair system is known to be top dollar. I hope he starts to thin it once this MCU shit is over for him. Do like Willis and age with the wig.

life’s too short to give a shit about not liking shit that rèddit likes

Jesus, Chris Evans is the most beta Chad there is.

What going off the juice does to men is sad. You can literally see the difference in the shape of his face.

Willis made being balding work really fucking well, he's a chad in die hard

would love to cuddle up between them

With 2-player?

willis doesn't wear a wig in real life though

To be fair, you can't really find pictures about him that would make it obvious. You'd be surprised how actively inspected topic the balding of celebs in general, yet Evan's name barely comes up as an example. The odds of him acting in time still seems much bigger than not having any work done at all.

They couldn't just say vita rays or heightened levels of testosterone cause baldness?

Yea the one I use can do 2 player through blue tooth. Me and a few friends at work sometimes battle Pokemon during boring power points.

right but reddit sucks the life out of everything thus making it shorter

Just go to a twitchcon or something

4channel is a Nintendo site, snoyboy

Fuck buddies

>nintendo site

??? what

why does she keep wearing her pants so high? it looks really really weird

look out guys, the fashion police is here

Why are they using Gameboys? Are they hinting at time travel shenanigans?

Not really, as symbolism is practically the cornerstone of Captain America as a character. (Disclaimer: I haven't seen a single Captain America movie yet, but I'm sort of familiar with the comic books from my childhood.).

high pants are back in style, or do you live under a fucking rock?

leglet women think it makes their legs looking longer. Unfortunately it only makes them look like they have no torso.

I like to think Chris, Scarjo, RDJ, Lizzie, and Mackie all play Dark Souls together.

This picture and the replies confirm Yea Forums is a collection of friendless virgins. Cuddling happens everytime I hang out with my friends. We like each other and its fine to be close and play games or whatever.

That's nothing compared to this.

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haha yeah how horrible would that be? can you imagine

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Or this.

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Camel toe

Being obsessed with anything is really weird

>implying we didnt experience it but became jilted anyway

>dat nipple

yeah they fucked

>he doesnt remember what the top of every gameboy classic cartridge looks like
>he doesnt autistically database the top of every gameboy classic cartridge
>what a total retard
have sex

How can he have social anxiety and do that? I have SA and struggle to even speak.

he's obviously gay.

He's probably banged Scarjo and Lizzie, and is also great friends with them, the latter I am even more jealous of than the former.

Its one of the most basic human experiences. Hate wage slavery, hate internet culture, but please enjoy human contact.

cope

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God I wish this was me.

I can't remember the last time I touched someone.

Imagine sitting that close to a girl
Imagine sitting that close to a girl and not popping a boner
Imagine her smell

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>im talking to some 40 year old faggot with no life telling me im dumb for not knowing what the cartridge in the gameboys are
this site is such garbage

It's Tetris, you can tell from the image.

OH NO NO NO

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He's gay so nothing.

Imagine the warmth and softness of her skin

That's shit publicists say to make actors more empathetic. That and he's probably on xanax or something.

This but with a guy

did they fuggg

Human contact sucks
It feels great at first but in the end if you don't experience the same happiness your friends do you're left alone and miserable and cold and it's all so fucking artificial. So fuck off.

all my friends left my shithole to live somewhere less shit so no more contact for me

Have sex

>yeah I totally have social anxiety, so I became an actor in blockbusters because I'm afraid of social contexts and conversations
Sure thing

STOP TOUCHING HER LEG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

and marry and reproduce while you're left there in your childhood empty city full of boomers, with all the memories

why are they playing with gameboys. wast this for some captain marvel 90's promotion or something. anything these guys do together is so staged

Does Chris Evans always laugh like that every time, kek

>phone's app store
why are phone posters so obnoxious Yea Forums?

I can't think of anything more boring than normalfaggotry.

i wish they start making babies

you are right, ill find an old lady and have a tism baby
or become a gigolo
tomorrow

>What do you make of this.
My initial analysis is that they appear to be playing gameboys, but I'd want to wait to hear what the lab says before making a definitive conclusion.

>thread with same image against them got deleted
makes you think

no, you can see the hairline

Based analytical poster.

far away is the time when Evans played with other things

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Isn't Johannsonan a roastie slut?

Why Chris Evans don't make a picture like that with is close friend Brie Larson?

I WILL TOUCH YOU BROS. But this isn't something to feel bad about. Its very simple to just touch someone. You can just rest your head on them and they will likely respond positively. If you are comfortable enough to attempt something like that they will likely receive it positively and its ok. As for calling me a normalfag, I promise you I am one of the boomerest of weirdo gamers on this entire board.

>sexual assault

>It's not pokemon
shame

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friend zoned. you can tell by the way her hips are pointed away from him instead of inward and comfy like

Its ok to be friends with a woman.

Have sex.

tetris is eternally better than pokemans

not him, but that shit is pretty iconic. You don't have to be some autismo to know it. It's like questioning what a coke can is.

CUTE!

I love how all of Marvel's actors are best buddies and DC's actors keep quitting cause everybody thinks DC sucks and they hate their annoying fans.

Being friends with a female is okay, but being in the friend zone is not that.

Tetris was the highest selling gameboy game, you brainlet
have sex

Extroverts are real good at hiding social anxiety, hence why he can act like that and hide the shit that bothers him 2bh f-a-m

Well, in context, do you think Chris is pining for his costar, or is he friends with her?

>They banged in the past
>They're nearing 40
>They're currently dating other people
Pick all

Yes, but with all of their options do they really care? Keep in mind they are soulless hollywood manicans.

Yeah I'm sure she broke it off too while he was left trying to find someone better, protip he didn't and now he's thirsty as fuck for the good shit.

Yes, that is how you use a link cable for multiplayer on that handheld, with two copies.

Idk I can't see Chris Evans being that way. He looks like a chill guy. A Chad who gets along with everybody and doesn't have vaginas on his mind constantly (pic related)

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Everybody who had a Gameboy had Tetris, it was a pack-in title you sub-moronic teenager.

>this site is such garbage
Get off it then, kid. Nobody wants to talk to teenagers, teenagers aren't even real people yet.

>I love how all of Marvel's actors are best buddies
2bh a lot of Marvel's actors came in with preexisting friendships.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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seething sonygro spotted

I want to have sex with Scarlett

They've known each other for almost 20 years.

Is it just me, or is it camera angle, or Chris Evans looks really thin lately?

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Evans admitted recently he just smokes a lot of weed, and is cutting back on it now that he's getting old.

I've seen even the chaddest of men fall to unspeakable depths because of oneitis. He may not fall so hard, but you can see it when they're together.

Well most of the charm comes from the fact that a) his dance is clearly self-deprecating, and b) he didn't do it at an inappropriate time.

they go way back 2bh, before Marvel, so there's underlying feelings of regret probably. Probably he thinks they're made for each other but he's not Chad enough to reel her in.

He's going off the juice now that his tenure as Captain America is over.

They knew eachother before they did that romcom together when they were both nobodies.

Cant ever imagine him being a lanklet desu. He's practically been in that shape since forever.

All I've read indicates he turned her down. Evans is averse to longterm relationship and everyone gives him shit for being the only unmarried, childless, hard-partying cast member.

he was fucking jessica biel in her prime

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i've been single for almost a year now. the LONELY AND HORNY meme is real

Someone needs to tell him he's nearing 40, start acting like a man and not some faggot on campus. Also:
>turning her down
The fuck is wrong with him?

No user, gameboys already exist.

i never would have guessed this thought they were trading pokemon or some shit that's all i ever did with the link cable

Were they implying RDJ can easily fit in a box?

He's chad, bro. He can afford to turn hot chicks down.

You mean Chris Evans friend zoned her since she's out of his league

What game is ALWAYS most likely to be in a Gameboy? Tetris.
Does that look like Tetris? Yes.

>legit hardcore gamers can't distinguish the most iconic GB cartridge
lmao

>He's chad, bro. He can afford to turn hot chicks down.
But it's a once in a lifetime opportunity. Think about it. Maybe in the next life, he'll be the most autistic beta around.

I'm 42 you pleblord.

>smiling at this screen
What?

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>Jessica Biel
>Minka Kelly
>Kate Bosworth
>Emmy Rossum
>Christina Ricci
>Sandra Bullock
>Amy Smart
>Ashley Greene
>Vida Guerra
>Kristin Cavallari
>Dianna Agron
>Lily Collins
>Elizabeth Olsen
>Jenny Slate

Based Chris

>tfw he fucked her tits

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They did hook up, they just didn't stay together.

>dumping her of all people, though

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They don't though. Bad genes do.

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SOURCE? On the info. I know who Lucy is.

He's pretty big

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It's a PR photo. Who cares?

On the off-chance it isn't. Did you know that the highest rated and most used sperm (imported sperm from donors) is the sperm of men with Blonde hair and Blue Eyes in Israel. It is so popular they simply don't have enough and their is a massive waiting list. It is so popular that there is almost no market for any other kind of sperm.

You know that fictional vita rays don't cause baldness?

Hitler would be proud

They're supposed to cause improvements in men, so no, they would not make you bald.

before or after the jeter strain of herpes?

>in israel
isn't that a little ironic

What the absolute fuck

Tetris is fun, zoomie

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Xanax or some other Benzo

There's a drug for everything

>he never played tetris with somebody

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>brand new retro gameboys
fucking richfags

Kek there's no way that's true. Though that would explain the laughing....

You can tell at least on Evan's that the back label is crusty and peeling.

i had a gameboy color pikachu edition you fucking faggot
been here for 15 years asshole and niggers who just found out about this website this decade like you are cancer that killed this site
you two suck eachothers cocks
i swear you are all probably the same faggot autist who got btfo and made to feel stupid because i made a point about how you would have to be a loser to know wtf that cartidge was from a glance with only knowing what the top was LOL

Name a celeb with a better body of work than this. Chris maybe a flaming lib but hes definitely using it for the puss

>Imagine sitting that close to a girl
everyday in work

>Imagine sitting that close to a girl and not popping a boner
go see a doctor

Imagine her smell
it's just cheap perfume because she's poor

Lol at how fast his muscle mass detiorates as soon as captain antifa isn’t cycling roids

it's the other way, Biel fucked him

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>go see a doctor
w-why?

>been here for 15 years asshole
k bro

god fucking damn son. I know this is a skit but god fucking DAMN

Did he get skull surgery? Are you supposed to be able to see someone's eye sockets that clearly?

way before

That;s the sign you have AIDS

pure autism right here boys

>Amy Smart
Jelly

>not recognizing Tetris
Zoomer detected

jesus he has gigantic hands. compare the size of his hands to her hands

>not recognizing something incredibly recognizable
Pure fucking autism.

What do you think his dick-game is?

>being such a newfag that this sounds like it could be impossible

The likelyhood that you came here in 2004 is incredibly low, zoomer.
I'm from 2007, you are all newfags.

Chris Evans isn't married so he doesn't care, not his fault. This is all on Johannson

Ruffalo

Are you implying that because she's jewish she's a whore, and thus more likely to cheat on her husband?

Was he jerking it while taking the pic?

>people want to be aryan

tell me something we don't know

Hair systems are now good enough where the hairline is perfect until it starts to degrade, which takes several weeks.
He probably gets a new one every month.

kek over ironmanlet

She's fucking tiny

Source?

No, it's in focus. Probably just soft stroking.

evans strikes me as a pedo no offense

she isn't married either, well I'm sure a read she isn't with the father of her kid anymore

>she's single
So you're saying I have a chance/

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>resting his arm on her side-boob

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Yes user. Go do it. Ask her out.

Evans is either gay, bi or some weird post-human blend of metrosexual and chad. It's hard to decide.
He started doing musical theater, has said the worst part of his career is that he's never been in a musical in film, is known to sing showtunes and dance on film sets, and spent a large part of his career doing bland romcoms.
He fell into capeshit by accident. And now he's getting outspoken about social politics.
He's had several high profile relationships with women, there's no hint of real gay shit (unlike Jackman with his 'best friend personal trainer' who goes everywhere with him and his beard wife). And the women don't especially seem like beards. Biel ended up with Timberlake, a dude with the same base attractive straight male characteristics who sings and dances like a fag.

Isn't Scarjo partially on the spectrum? You very well might user

Yes, all you need is to find her really horny in an elevator.

An escalator?

Their PR agent staging this

>An escalator?
telegraph.co.uk/films/0/sex-death-room-service-chateau-marmonts-wildest-celebrity-scandals/scarlett-benicios-elevator-romp/

Where did all his muscles go?

they need to sit close for the gameboy color connection cable to reach without popping out, they are maybe trading starters to get all the starters on one save

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Gay men never get hot beards.

both travolta and cruise have been in "relationships" with women most would consider "hot".

Cruise isn't gay and Travolta only turned gay in the past 15 years due to CIA experiments.

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Get outta here. Okay, with Cruise there's no hard evidence I know of. But "CIA experiments"? Fuck off. Travolta is confirmed a fag, there are photos of him kissing a dude. You can't turn someone into a fag. He's always had something weird about him and thanks to those plane photos we know what it was.

Tie between him and Armie Hammer

Me

>imaging believing this
cuck

cuck?

They're old enough to have had gameboys as kids.

thats what I thought too

but Tetris makes more sense