Hello Thom

Hello Thom

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hey babe

>dude bad sci-fi twist, so deep

sci-fi died in 1980

>don't need to wagecuck anymore ever
>don't need to pay debts to some kike
>everyone on board is already dead anyway fuck em coworkers are always faggots like fuck the lesbian and the dumb nigger
>far away from this gay earth so no annoying humans
>smart and sexy spider gf that loves you and can make her spider milk taste like champagne and be your waifu

its a fucking great deal if you ask me so why was he freaking out?

and the Spider ayy lmao gf has lots of advantages

>can create cool scenarios in your head so never have to go out
>can show herself to you in whatever body you want to fuck
>loves you and doesn't want you to get hurt
>has feels for you
>is probably very strong in her real ayy form and can carry you around or you can ride on top of her
>keeps you alive and skinny/never get fat

ayy lmao gf wants you to be happy, she can even make her spider milk taste like champagne.
Its better than dying like the rest of the crew and since things are fucked anyway you might as well get into a relationship with a kinky ayy lmao gf.

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Hello Jazz

damn this series must have cost a fortune.

Is that a mouth, vagina, or butthole

all three

He wasn’t there to fuck spiders

At least she's nice, which is more than you can say for many aliens.

and gives good head

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literally the perfect wive-fu

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still more attractive than your typical Jewish woman.

I feel pretty bad for her. She even tried to greet him in the most feminine, human way possible to mitigate any fear that might've come from her appearance. It didn't work, but she willingly made the effort.

I had a nightmare about this episode that took up most of my dreaming last night.

I don't even know why because in the show she is very benevolent.

Red Mars was written in 1992.

practice the art of lucid dreaming so you can fucc

the garbage song ruined it

Is this Species or The Relic? Can’t remember

Beyond the Aquila Rift

Yeah, I have to wonder how the fuck they were able to afford to make some of those shorts, especially sonnies edge.

>Kissing after head
yikes doesn't it mean he sucks his own cock?

You act like you wouldn't suck your own dick if you could, faggot.

This is 100 times hotter knowing what she actually looks like. Jesus Christ that spider thing makes my dick HARDDDD HNNNH.

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>practice the art of lucid dreaming

I would, but it seems to encourage night terrors and other fucked up hallucinations, including body paralysis. Would love to lucid dream (only had it happend to me twice in my life) but the path there seems insanely scary.

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I interpret it as though she's still killing people and feeding off of them, and that's never going to be pleasant. In some ways it's more disturbing that she's so intelligent and emotionally traumatized over the idea that she's this disgusting monster that essentially lies to apemen until they die. Incidentally, the giant space web at the end implies the galaxy isn't as connected to itself as Thom initially thought.

why your penis is clean and part of your body

DONT KNOW WHAT TO BELIEEEEEEVE
LIVING IN THE SHADOWS
LIVING IN THE SHAAAADOOOOWS

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isn't it weird how normal people find this sort of thing strange and perverted

the inmates are running the asylum

Literally a spider catching flies in a web. She's evil. Not to mention lying and fucking with your head.

i can't imagine it made a overall profit for netflix since i've just heard of this series yesterday. hopefully it gets a second season

That's what 20 years of porn and hentai does to you, you can only fap to weird shit.

porn addiction is just civilization applied to the penis

I wonder what she smells like haha

god im so fucking horny and lonely i would do anything for companionship even if its illusory and with a horrible space monster

Since the Alastair Reynolds stories (Aquila Rift and Zima Blue) are routinely hailed as the audience's favourites, I'm hoping we get more Reynolds kino. Revelation Space has the potential to be one of the best Sci-Fi movies ever made, and some of the short stories set in the RS universe would make great episodes of this show, I’m sure. Namely Glacial, and perhaps Diamond Dogs.

The thing is, you know she's intelligent, caring and also enjoys the sex which makes her attractive even tho she's a different species.

>and also enjoys the sex
Imagine what a weird pervert she is wanting to fuck a human

>Caring
She's deceptive, lies, and doesn't seem to have any issue wiping memory.

She was also stuck there with her crew, probably forever and used their technology to learn and experience other cultures and kill time.

I really doubt she can reproduce in the same way a human can, but she probably gets some sort of psychic pleasure out of forming a relationship with a human. Obviously the mystery is the charm of the ending, but I imagine her entire race are benevolent parasites.

Which crew?

Daily reminder that if you read the source material she literally did nothing wrong and just wanted to help people. Greta is best girl.

Yeah and they intentionally cut all the exposition about what a sweetheart she is from the show which means the canon's different and she might actually be a sociopathic people eater.

Check the ending when the camera zooms out.

>Implying
It's a web full of other spiders. It's a nest. They catch things in it.

Such a fuckin dumb decision. A core element of the story is the realization that in spite of her subjectively horrifying appearance/nature she's an almost saintly creature.

how do actors not get massive erections during scenes like this? I'd probably cum just from her rubbing against my hard cock.

I think she gets some slack no matter what the fuck she's doing because if she didn't exist literally everybody who stumbled into her would have died anyway.

I mean the minute the gate malfunctions, you're fucked. That's the end of your life right there.

mate, no actors were in that video

a daring synthesis

Diamond Dogs is super based

HELLO DOUGLAS

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>zima blue

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>Falling for the siren's song
>Literally being caught in a spider's web

how is something like this even acted

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Ewwww

>she's doing a handstand the entire time
>her pusy is actually her spider mouth
So when he makes out with her is that actually her brapper in his face or what

>She's evil.
nope

He's in the pod the whole time. It's all mental.

>being this boomer

I bet no one has fucked that spider's real form before.

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In the short film she's ambiguously evil. She constantly does morally questionable things. Even if the alien is just trying it's best to be good and significantly missing the mark, the human is still being lied to, deceived, and tormented.

so he just had like the strongest wet dream ever?

This. He was a bitch for freaking out.
Also
>can show herself to you in whatever body you want to fuck
>Not wanting to fuck her in her normal spider form for maximum trust and connection
Spotted the normie.

Bitch if I told you that your current life was entirely fake and you woke up emaciated in an endless lair of giant spiders who were knowingly playing with your mind, you'd be scared too