Come up with a better name
Come up with a better name
The Empire Strikes Black
The Jedi Knight Rises
Rise of The Redemption of The Revenging Reckoning of Skywalker
The rise of Tyrone and LaQuisha
Sheev’s Feev and Seev
Star Wars (formerly a well-beloved franchise)
star wars: the trump menace
I farted and shitted at the same time it felt really good but made a big mess.
The Ancient Fear
Black Lives Matter
Star
We're Sorry Mark
Wars
Asspull
Star Wars: The Spark That Will Light the Fire That Will Burn The Patriarchy Down
Reyvolution
>spending time and energy on star wars
fuck off shill
Fate of the Force.
>the leaks were true
holy fuck, so rey really is sheev's daughter, was sheev in the trailer at all?
A Final Hope
Star Wars: Benis Back
Star Wars: Suck It Dry
STAR WARS: Endgame
The Mousing of the Yids
The Fall of SpaceShit
Wait, that's actually the title they're going with? Jesus Christ, can't they do anything right?
Day of the Rope
The Spark That Will Light The Fire That Will Burn The First Order Down
Star Wars: The Final Movie
The Lucas will buy back the franchise for a fraction of the price he sold it for because Disney ran it into the ground that badly
The Very Last Jedi
Rise of the Rebels would've been better
The End For Real
Abandon All Hope
>Formerly Snoke’s
Out of ideas
Shit lemme activate my "Generic Star Wars Finale Title Generator" here.
Alright, here's what a fucking computer came up with:
Star Wars -
>Journey's End
>The Last Hope
>Last Light
>The Fall of the Force
>The New Jedi Order
>Rise of the New Republic
>The Final Rebellion
>Skywalkers' End
>The Fate, the Force and the Phantoms
>Balance to the Force
>The Will of the Force
>The Force goes to Bed
fuck it I dunno
Star Wars:
Is Cancelled
Star Wars: Revelations
Honestly, if you're going to recycle the title from the third Dark Knight movie and the third Planet of the Apes reboot, why not recycle the most tired and cliche sequel word ever: Revelations?
Star Wars: Forced End
The Rise of Sheev
Last Light sounds cool desu
We are sorry
Trump Awakens
The Last Muller
The Return of the Bern
Don't reply unless you reply with a based
What leaks? And yeah, you hear his laugh at the end of the teaser.
>Star Wars: It's the Last One for a While, We Swear
The last gasp
The Penultimate Journey
Best part is they can keep using it for every movie
The rise of Sheev
you can't tell me what to do
Avatar : The Last Jedi
You're a gigantic faggot, go back to /pol/
Star Wars: The Search for Sheev
The Rise of Sheev
>Star Wars: Making a good Star Wars movie is way harder than we thought
>Star Wars: Sorry, George :(
Alita: Battle Angel 2
>Star Wars: The Search for Sheev
Based
Star wars : Finger on the Tomatometer
>Return of the Jedi
>Revenge of the Sith
>The Rise of Skywalker
I know it's a meme, but is anyone else bothered that they didn't even try to continue the only poetic thing the trilogies had? I guess you could argue that "R-ise" is kinda of in the same ballpark as R-eturn and R-evenge, and that the Skywalkers had both Jedi and Sith users, but it's such a fucking reach.
They couldn't even consider anything with "Re-"? Not even a "Resolve/Redemption/Requiem of the Force" or whatever?
I mean goddamn. Fucking THE Rise OF Skywalker.
the fuck
Sneed Sneeds: SneedSneeder
Star Wars: The Rise of The Mouse.
Nice
Star Wars: The Final Straw
>Come up with a better name
Literally anything. "Star Wars: Working Title" is better.
Star Wars: Insurrection
Star Wars: Revelations
Star Wars: Dawn of a New Order
The Rising of the Sheev Hero
Star Wars: Die for Israel goy
glances of eternity
Star Wars: Shill of the Farce
pretty good
Into the Trash
Shadow of the Force
Putting the word "rise" in your title sounds dramatic to 7th grade boys who haven't heard "rise of" this or that eighteen thousand times already. It's supposed to be alliterative, implying something coming up unexpectedly from further down some hierarchy instead of descending down from above. When you're a stupid fucking kid, and you think of the world in terms of where shit fits in to these apparent hierarchies you're trying to figure out, something coming from the opposite direction, not your superiors, is scary, because you're a stupid fucking high-school age child with no goddamn perspective. This is the target demographic of any film or tv show or book with "rise of" in its title. No one who has ever read a book should find this cliche anything but offensive to their even average sensibilities.
TLDR: If you put "Rise Of" in your title, then go live in the dumpster with your thing where you belong.
Star Wars IX: Balance of the Force
Fall of the Franchise
Damn. They are really gonna Captain Marvel the fuck out of this piece of shit of a movie.
Star Wars: The Cycle Continues
Star Wars: Appealing to all Asians, Blacks, Whites, Indians, Mexicans, Italians, Women, Muslims, Homosexuals, Anthropomorphic species, Species, A sexual, Lesbians, Little People, Democrats, Republicans, Independents
Force
Yes
Star Wars: Kill Sandniggers Near Israel While We Invite Them Into The Country Also
Star Wars: Futility of Peace
The Forsaken Past
Daughters of the Sith
look no further boys this could have been the best ending title for star wars
Star Wars: Everyone you cared about is dead.
Star Wars: Selling out & Cashing in
Star Wars: Fullest House
Star Wars: We don't know why either.
Star Wars: Sheldon Tries a Joint
Star Wars: Just try and stop us.
Star Wars: Seinfeld + Friends
Star Wars: Back to Dantou... Ahnto.... Tatooine?
Star Wars: Grrrl Power
Star Wars: Wawwwwyow wwwoww wwowowowww
Star Wars: Running and jumping
Star Wars: Hot Interracial Love
Star Wars: Men are stupid.
Star Wars: And weak.
Star Wars: Revenge of 8 Female Writers.
Star Wars: We bought it, we can trash it if we want.
Star Wars: Enter the Sarlacc. Of scripts.
Star Wars: Lost in post production hell.
Star Wars IX: Knights of Nightfall
Depends on the story.
But it should be something like "End of the Empire" or something like that.
Return of the Jedi
Revenge of the Sith
Release of the Force
Star Wars: Sons of the Empire
Rise of the Planet of the Apes is a good title.
I agree though, the only thing more annoying in most cases is a prequel with 'ORIGINS' as a subtitle.
david lunch lol
That’s no way to talk about your movie Rian
How the fuck does a planet rise? From where? It's nonsensical melodrama.
The only one that works is Rise and Fall of the Roman Republic. And its use should have ended with that book.
Rewrite of the Script
I like this format desu
Return of the Jedi
Revenge of the Sith
Renegade of the Force
Balance of the force has been a rumored title since the 80s. After the prequel shit it was even predicted more. Probably not chosen because too obvious and they needed to bandaid damage from TLJ damage by referencing skywalker for fans
eh, planet of the apes... maybe. But yeah, Origins is another one. Agreed 100%
Return of the Jedi
Revenge of the Sith
Rebirth of the Force
The Empire Strikes Black
Star Wars: Funding ISIS Terrorists To Sell War In Iran
Ravaging of the loli
star wars: shut it down
The emperors new groove
Rape of Rey
>formerly Hutt's
Honestly, can we get some of the dudes who made those isis recruiting videos a deal with a studio?
They're better action directors than anyone working now.
Allahu Ackbar the fuck out of it, I don't care, just have some sweet shoot outs and car chases.
Star Wars: A Path to the Past
The Search For More Shekels
Star Wars midichlorian madness
lol
>director retires
>In a final Fuck You to the studio, swaps out the film before it goes to distribution.
>kids seated in theatres across the country
>opens to a 2.5 hour slowmo shot of Rey laying on a stone altar getting hardcore bareback gangbanged by every Star Wars character living or dead and all their monsterous penors.
>history is made
>best franchise ending ever
Star Wars: No more Spics, Niggers, and Kikes edition
Trust me, 1 trillion in the bank...
Star Wars: Evil Awakening
Legacy of the Skywalkers
t.
The Force Goes Back To Sleep
Ren Ben Redemption.
Star Wars: Silence of the Force
Star Wars: The Wound Reopens