Remember when we all made a vow to never spend another cent on anything Star Wars related after TLJ? Well it would be fucking great if you could stick to your goddamn words and not give it any attention. Look at all those fucking likes, Jesus Christ.
Do you want to teach the filthy mouse a fucking lesson or not? Faggots.
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stop making those threads then you fucking retard
How else am I gonna remind you assholes to put your money where your mouths are?
>Remember when we all
no, "we" don't, loser.
based shill.
OP is right. None is able to just wait few months and pirate it. You all fucking suck.
no one cares faggot
do you really think there are 3.3 million fa/tv/irgins? There are maybe 20 people on here, tops
Hi OP!
like 100 fucking star wars threads in the catalog
i don't even care about the controversy behind this crap, I just find it amazing how this board can care about this series in the first fucking place
the other 40 threads are marvel threads
the last 10 are cunnybot and sneed
god this board is sad
I never wanted to teach anyone a lesson. The average normalfag is hopeless. The whole situation is hopeless.
I stopped watching Star Wars for my own sanity. No more. No less. Fantasies of sticking it to Disney are just that, fantasies.
>we
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go back to whatever circlejerking shitstain you came from
But user I only paid for the Force Awakens.
To be fair, I would say that the lesson has been learned. They’re shitcanning the movies at least until Kennedy’s contract expires.
>I would say that the lesson has been learned
No. No it hasn't. If they had learned a lesson they would've paid George to take the franchise back.
The problem is if they had started the trilogy instead of this being the third movie, this series would be universally liked. Fan service everywhere. And lando looks happy instead of grumpy luke, han and leia.
I’m basically just going to fucking skip it or do a late matinee showing
Nope. Shill harder.
Yes i remember when we all made that pact
Fuck you. JJ redeemed himself
I havent watched tv or movies in ten years. I havent owned a tv in 15 years.
>Remember when we all made a vow to never spend another cent on anything Star Wars related after TLJ?
No. I enjoy these movies and I've had sex.
>Put more nostalgia in
>YES I LOVE DISNEY PLEASE FUCK MY BELLYBUTTON MICKEY
>The rise if Skywalker
They're going to rebrand the jedi as Sky Walkers now aren't they. Because of fucking course they are
imagine caring
>we all
Look at this incel thinking he speaks for anybody. What a sad existence you must lead if this is your version of "belonging"
He doesn’t want anything to do with you incels, you ruined his life in the 2000s. He has more money than you can possibly imagine. He has fun seeing other people’s fanfiction of his work and leaves it at that.
Likes don't mean anything. If you think this will make more than Last Jedi of Force awakens then you are delusional. Last Jedi killed the franchise to the point where they have to care about TV shows.
It will make more than The Last Jedi, for sure, but won’t top The Force Awakens.
I hear Jumanji's coming out around the same time. Maybe go spend money on a raunchier time.
I literally pirated every disney star wars movie, I don't think anyone has done that
I'm not seeing.
Why would it make more than the last jedi? It will make less because a lot of people lost interest after tlj
Maybe, maybe not. It has zero goddamn plot other than mystery. Who the fuck cares about the "mystery" at this point.
Have sex.
Look at the box office trends of the previous two trilogies. They all follow the same pattern. Especially considering Clones was considered a bad movie at the time by most and was outdone by many other movies.
>didn't like TLJ
>didn't watch the trailer
>won't pay to see the next SW movie
what more do you want from me OP?
you're acting as a viral marketer by making SW threads by the way, you braindead idiot
either that or you're an outrage viral marketer, in which case, fuck yourself, if you even read this
All the faggots that obsess over TLJ being bad are still going to see it
I want Kalifa to go ape shit on my testicles
we all do
>recognizable aspects of the franchise
>nostalgic and also bad
Troglodyte logic.
zoomers don't care. Also, I still have watched neither TFA or TLJ and never will, won't be watching this either but I'll surely look at the .webms posted here for laughs.
Nostalgia is not always bad, but when you go
>OMG JJ REDEEMED HIMSELF BECAUSE I SAW LANDO
then you have a mental problem.
>NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! THE LIKE RATIO BROS, WE WERE GONNA STICK IT TO EM!
I'm kind of surprised. One of my friends thought TLJ was good but 20 of my peers thought it was bad to meh. This is just like the prequals again.
Ok. I am going to see it.
But I'm not going to like it.
at least the prequels had soul
Except the prequels were good
The people who bought Star Wars and did this to it be a stupid asshole.
They could have given it to a homeless gypsy giving handjobs for crack and got better films out of them. I'm pretty sure that fuck all this noise, yes, just fuck all this noise.
I didn't care one bit about any of this, but now that I read OP I am going to buy atleast 5 tickets and not even go to the theater, just to make OP seethe
Sure petty good at demolishing expectations of new star wars content being any good at all, sure.
no they weren't
better, but not good
that's how bad nu-wars is
they're even fucking worse than the prequels
I'm going to buy 50 tickets and then call my credit card company and cancel the transaction a week later. Fuck em.
This board has one of the lowest average iqs. Only Yea Forums is dumber.
Whoa. It's like Star Wars is a huge monument of our culture and the new film is a huge event or something...
>we
Who the fuck is "we"? Yeah, the movies have major faults, but I still want to see them. Stop being a whiny cunt.
I'm not going and they aren't getting my money. I'm just here from the shit-posting.
*Dabs*
>he raped my wife, but I'm still okay if he has sex with her
>thinking tv is more than 100 people worldwide
Is there an estimate number of Yea Forums posters?
I don't have one but I don't think Yea Forums or Yea Forums is very popular, it's very weird and racist for the average person.
Unfortunately, even from Yea Forums I bet a good one fifth is gonna watch whatever capeshit/söywar shit disney shits out.
Sad.
please contain the star wars faggotry in one thread, this shit is worse than captain marvel
YouTube trending is a false consensus imho. Similar to how America is a progressive nation, but in reality it’s more right wing then left. Hence most comments sections are right wing and now have been censored to maintain the false consensus. Does anyone have a good rebuttal to my claims?
So, I'm not allowed to be critical, because you're comparing it to your fetish?
>missed the point
You don't need to remind me of a thing, faggot. When I stood up in the cinema as Last Jedi ended I knew I would never pay for anything Star Wars again. I'm just here to watch it fail now.
Fuck Disney.
>thinking any fan of any type of media is disciplined enough to follow through with a "boycott"
you retards are no better than gamers
>I'm a weak faggot so everyone else is
What point is that? How does your point make sense?
Based. Let’s all do this.
retard
>Does anyone have a good rebuttal to my claims?
Yes.
It's star wars man!
It's pop culture, forced in every shit non stop over the last 20 years!
It's a celebration, you can't miss star wars, it's the pop cultural event of the year!
You crazy nigga, not watching star wars or avengers??
Yeah, TLJ was a let down, but JJ man, he's a genius, the NEXT Spielberg!! Muh mystery box!
And OMG OMG OMG WAS THAT THE EMPEROR!!!
OMG OMG OMG THE NOSTALGIA MAN!!
THIS IS AWESOME!
OHHHAAARRGGH ANOTHER DEATH STAR!
YES YES YES YES! THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT! THANK YOU JJ!
OMG AN OCEAN WITH WAVES! AND CLIFFS! WOW!
NEVER BEFORE SEEN IN STARWARS!
TAKE MY MONEY DISNEY!
PALPATINE!!
>REEEEEEEEEE
I can't comprehend the amount of butthurt these movies bring simply by acknowledging they're sequels to an already established ftanchise.
Don't bother, Youtube is already resetting dislikes at the end of the video
Imagine being this deranged and over-dramatic. I almost want to buy a Porg toy.
Have sex
>deluding himself that star wars whatever won't be a billion dollar box office hit
I want it to fail too because it's trash, but it won't happen just like it didn't happen with CM.
Because it's just one ticket, unlike Yea Forums normies don't give a shit about disney and they don't care if the film is shit as long as it has pewpew and good reviews.
I wish I'm proven wrong.
18K dislikes is a lot for a blockbuster trailer. Basically if you can see the dislike bar, the movie's probably in trouble.
SEETHING
I was being sarcastic, I haven't watched TLJ because TFA and RO were shit.
I don't give a fuck about starwars and I never gave money to Disney for nuwars.
But if you check the popular reviewers/reactions/geek-culture-faggots I'm pretty sure this is going to be their reaction.
Disney's marketing film is playing the tune and everyone is dancing, including you Yea Forums.
George worked on this movie
>I haven't watched TLJ
t. people who hate TLJ
Yea Forums like anime are unpopular. This board is dead. Just the same 50 people talking to each other.
Just like CM, right?
Just let it go, star wars is dead, disney killed it and admittedly it was never that good.
Only the original theatrical release was good when it was known simply as star wars, before the episode shit.
Every sequel/prequel since then was different levels of mediocre with the exception of disney-starwars which is a dumpster fire.
Cope
To be honest, the trilogy just doesn't go anywhere and it didn't make me like any character. The only interesting subplot of TFA was Finn being a Stormtrooper into what I thought was a Jedi. Sadly, that never happened and it would have made the title and franchise a lot more sense.
>boycott MW2
Shit I want to go back to the MW1 server list at the time... But what a travesty indeed.
Most people can't escape the franchises they play or watch because they are literal morons incapable or too lazy to look for other shit they might enjoy. Doesn't help that they usually consume only one or two types of media. Actual curiosity is rare online.
I haven't watched any of them and I loved Star Wars growing up. I just knew it was over as soon as Lucas sold.
nice projection incel, i'm sure you're reviewbombing is going to get disney to reconsider their star wars purchase
>what do you mean boycott?
>it's just a game/movie user, it's not expensive
>look how popular it is, it must be good
>ok, it isn't that good but everyone is watching/playing it, they can't be wrong
>what do you mean you don't have netflix?
>user, it's free, just give your credit card, first month is a free trial, you will love it
>torrent? but aren't thes sites full of viruses and illegal?
>you are weird user, everyone has netflix, stop living in the past
>it's 2019
Imagine being this much of a seething neet.
CM didn't have lots of dislikes on its trailer
Show me another major franchise film that had a noteworthy number of dislikes on its trailer and didn't underperform at the BO. There's no reason to believe this film will surpass TLJ unless it ends up being a genuinely good film and has strong word of mouth, which I'd be all for.
FUCK
BEFORE TFA WHEN I TOLD YOU ITS GOING TO BE SHIT YOU MADE FUN OF ME
WHEN I TOLD YOU IM NOT GOING TO WATCH IT YOU CALLED ME A FOOL
NOW FUCK OFF YOU DESERVE THIS STARWARS
>We
Do I look like your personal army?
remember when you became a loser?
It's pretty insane what some intense music and voice overs can do.
They can make a dull film look brilliant to your common pleb
>Don't want to see episode 9 in theaters because episode 8 was the most offensive movie I've ever seen and I don't think Disney deserves any more money on the Star Wars side of things
>Do want to see episode 9 in theaters because it's Carrie's and possibly Mark's last movie, and I want to support them+Ian McDiarmid+the cast and crew that give a fuck, plus I feel guilty after seeing that dude that played Jar Jar Binks nearly killed himself
Fuck Disney. Torrents will be up same day.
Not even worth it to torrent. Just don’t watch.
>we all
You wish you were cool enough to hang with me, nerd.
They are deleting dislikes, if you go onto say the movieclips version of the trailer it has a 10% dislike ratio
Cope you butthurt faggot
Lucas "worked" on this one apparently.
And he doesn't want star wars anymore because he is still bitter and is insecure.
What a bitch move, dissing us Yea Forumsies behind our backs. You couldn't hang with wolves on our turf, kid.
Imagine being such a normalfag moron
>lol he cares about shit I don't, seething lmao
kys
FUCK
This board went to irredeemable shit in 2015 with TFA hype. I swear to God from May to December 2015 this board was 100% star wars. Made me fucking sick.
You guys see that flip she did? Yeah I'm thinking Mary Sue is back
you realise disney pays for likes dont you?
With Loli Cunny!
> REEEEEEEE STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE!
Imagine being this triggered over a movie getting likes.
>This is a "metaphor". I won't say if it's a good or bad one, but it's a metaphor.
disney paid heaps to people in 3rd world countries to upvote captain marvel, they have whole farms to manufacture hype, do you think these likes are real?
I don't like sex. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Who’s we? I liked TLJ
dude there is like only 10 people who post here
we you dumbfuck
You know Disney is just going to buy out every theater on opening day. The only way to stop them would be to do that yourself and then cancel 24 hours prior and hope they don't notice the figures dropping.
4 Important Things to Remember:
1. Yea Forums is full of hypocrites
2. Incels can’t get mad at a girl doing a laser sword floppy-doo if they don’t want the trailer
3. Yea Forums is not as big as you seem to think it is
4. Yea Forums is always wrong
(BONUS) 5. Shut the fuck up about starwars
This, you need to stop going to these fucking awful movies, just don't watch it or maybe download it illegally but don't give money to these assholes, its pointless and stupid, Star Wars will never be good again and its time you people face the facts
Because normies are dumb bro that is why we called them NPCs
They like generic movies without a story like Avengers or Transformers it was obvious that they would like this shit
gonna get high with my cute gf and watch this movie hahahah
>It's like Star Wars is a huge monument of our culture
Star Wars is a mediocre dumb science fantasy series that's gotten worse with every movie. If it's a "huge monument to our culture", your culture is shit. This is like being obsessed with Chronicles of Riddick or some shit.
>t's like Star Wars is a huge monument of our culture
I like to believe there's more to our culture than some shitty movie that did nothing but create the numale phenomenon back in the 80s.
Normies will eat anything Hollywood pushes them OP. It's basic economics that Hollywood is only creatively bankrupt because it can afford to be.
TLJ was already terrible enough to half the box office take of TFA.
Why do you think the franchise is taking a ´"rest" after this one?
Because they know no one actually likes them.
Please for the love of God copulate
>I want to support them+Ian McDiarmid+the cast and crew that give a fuck
If those people gave a fuck they wouldn't be in this movie.
Fuck them.
SHIT
Every YouTube video I see now has comment sections filled with dudes with anime avatars spouting Yea Forums memes
Let the box office speak for itself. It may do a little bit better than solo
>spending money on media
I have never and will never pay for film or TV. They get money though advertising, even in movies. so why the fuck should I?
Oh I am sticking with it, if you're judging this by like/dislike ratio don't bother, YouTube manipulates that shit all the time.
Episode 9 will sell gangbusters as well because they can just buy theaters now and employees, not to mention all the "journalists" and movie critics across the globe will see it to review it.
>ruined his life
>has more money than you could possibly imagine
So it was never ruined?
YES I AM A DISNEY SHILL AND I HAVE SPENT 10 THOUSAND ON STAR WARS PRODUCTS. WHO IS WITH ME?? LETS BE HAPPY TOGETHER AND CONTINUE TO SPEND MONEY TO GAIN MORE HAPPYNESS
it has skywalker in the title! so the dumb goy will forgive the jew and spend their money once again
it just shows how shit western movies and tv shows are
thank god for the Japanese
or there wouldn't be any stories i care about
>Remember when we all made a vow to never spend another cent on anything Star Wars related after TLJ?
no faggot, i don't
Theyre also deleting joke comments with a lot of likes, too.
I saw one with 1300 likes, plummet to just 100 when I refreshed the page.
You do.
Don't look at me. I've never watched a single one of those shitty movies.
Then don't bump the thread, you fucking shill.
the face of Star Wars today
#WomenResist
no i dont
You fucking do.
i dont
You. Do.
I. Don't.
>wait a few months
Day one korean camcorder vid.
I didn't make a pact or anything, but I don't pay for soulless rehashes of my childhood.
You do.
MAKE IT
MAKE THE PACT
IT IS THE ONLY WAY
retard
.
>Remember when we all made a vow to never spend another cent on anything Star Wars related after TLJ?
I didn't, i'm almost sure i'm buying that respawn game. That being said, fuck diesny, i'm not giving the monie in the cinema. Not that i'm intersted in going anyway.
holy fuckin based
when I get fired again this will be me
gotta get my post count back up
>Remember when we all made a vow to never spend another cent on anything Star Wars related after TLJ?
I lied.
>112808582
>we
Le Yea Forums must come together!!!!
Imagine unironically associating yourself with a group, whether social, religious political cultural or whatever else
There are 350 million people in this country alone,Yea Forums is like the same 0.0001% of people daily, fuck your group incel.
>Look at all those fucking likes
Precisely, I think. I haven't payed attention at all to the new trailer, and I don't think I'll watch it because I simply don't feel like it. This, I think, is a general sentiment among many disappointed fans. Star wars has died so hard that it's easier to ignore it than outright hate it. Seriously, I couldn't care less about star wars right now.
Nigger there's like a hundred people tops that actually give enough of a fuck to organize a mass boycott on here.
Honestly im beginning to think that these threads are created by falseflaggers just so they can come shit up the board when whatever their shilling is successful.
DONT
Um i havent watched any star wars after tfa. Didnt even pirate them.
can we go dislike the trailer at least. get the ball rolling.
youtube.com
>Remember when we all made a vow to never spend another cent on anything Star Wars related after TLJ?
I never did such a thing. I like the new Star Wars movies. I want to see more of them.
>We