I'm putting together a team for one last ride

I honestly kinda felt bad for the poor chinamen in episode 1, they really didn't seem to have a fucking clue what was going on and probably wouldn't even have wanted war in the first place.

>I honestly kinda felt bad for the poor chinamen in episode 1
i didn't, precisely because they were a bunch of dumbasses

Sheev
>villain
dude he brought peace and prosperity to the Galaxy, rebels are the real villains

It's one last treason then
>UUAAAAAHHHHH

What's the problem?

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A SURPRISE TO BE SURE BUT A WELCOME ONE

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I felt bad for them in the way I'd feel bad for a dog with extra chromosomes and rabies, a shame but probably best to get the gun.

Fetch my shuttle Lord Vader, there's still time to set things right

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Sheev kino is back on the menu!

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Childhood was thinking the emperor was a bad ass mother fucker

Adulthood is realizing he was the good guy the whole time bringing peace and stability to a weak republic and preparing the galaxy to fend off an army from another galaxy that was coming to kill everything. God bless the emperor and god bless America.

Based and Sheevpilled

He could actually save Star Wars from death?

we need a Sheev irl

Not from the Mouse

Dewit

He could save the Star Wars franchise but not himself

Why don’t we create a league of our own?

I felt sorry for them too. They were just in over tgeir head bussinessmen who made a deal with the devil they wish tbey could rescind. One of the better characters of the prequels desu

>They made a new Star Wars trilogy to set after the OT to get as far away as possible from the prequels
>Still bring Sheev back to generate any interest in their shitty movies
Ironic, isn't it?

Your emperor is false

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Yours an action figure

I love you Sheev ;_;

Is it bad that this is the only reason I'm remotely interested in seeing this movie
I didn't hate 7 and 8, i had fun with them but neither of them left me with the same feeling watching any of the first 6 films did, for better or worse, there's just something that doesn't feel right about these
Rouge One was ok enough on its and could have existed at ANY point in time, didn't see Solo but I heard it was fun so i might watch it later
Regardless, I don't know, every new main star wars is just my mom getting sad because they are killing off all the old characters/they are literally dying irl and it makes me a bit sad because she was the one who showed me the originals a few years before the prequels came out when I was young
I kind of just want this movie to go fucking wild with stupid shit like Palpatine being alive
Only prequel memery can save my soul at this point

and yours will be defiled by Disney

>Not just the Sheevmen, but the Sheevwomen and childern too.

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>Reddithammer
Yikes! Even Mouse Wars is better than that tripe.

It's unironically the best choice. This way the main bad guy has some real story behind him, otherwise it would have been a shake n' bake bad dude who would have nothing explained from his backstory and then would die.

>"The Senate will never approve this"
>executes order 66

absolute madlad

AND MY WALL

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Which is even more ironic because that literally happened with Snoke, unless he was a puppet or something

I will join. I remember this time I walked by some jedi and didn't crap my pants

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Ironic...

I'm in.

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>sheevposting will become a thing again

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I will fucking watch it twice, on my mum

watch it pal

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>sheev for a whole new generation
Why am I genuinely excited

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How iconic.

...I'm afraid I'm going to have to back out.

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Sheev, Ill get Dooku on the line to join the team

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He got better.

Is he, dare I say it, in?

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>there won't be an awesome montage of Sheev recruiting Maul and robot Ventress and other ne'er-do-wells to 80s dad rock

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>tfw Vader's sacrifice was all for nothing

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Not so fast.

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>not "im afraid im going to have to cut and run"
C'mon now

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You're going to need someone who can fly.

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Quick guys! What song should feature during this scene?

>the sith gang all gets together again for one last ride
>Grievous and Nute Gunray are invited

You're right. I fucked up.

I'll gather the funds.

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It Ain't Sheev

It wasn't for nothing, user, Vader still saved his son and his son saved him, plus you can ignore the new film if you want. Adolf Hitler didn't commit suicide and escaped to Argentina by u-boat, so I appreciate Disney's willingness to use heavy subtext.

>Just promise me that when this is all over, you'll buy me a drink
>Oh, I ain't even promising that we'll make it back from this one
>You sonnuvabitch, one last time, let's do it

And the emperor out lived Luke and Vader. Based sheev

I'll be your muscle

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thats my job

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youtube.com/watch?v=CQ0ftoiIQxU

Did you see how much Ian was chewing the scenery even at the event afterward too?
He fucking loves this role, what a fantastic gift to get to come back to do silly shit on screen for a cool 25$ mil paycheck

And Obi-Wan...and Yoda.

youtube.com/watch?v=lg_FoEy8T_A

its a great role. he basically gets to play Satan in space.

where can I see the panel?

youtube.com/watch?v=U7XVcqZodAM

lmao eat shit Obi-Wan. can't Peeve the Sheev

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I bet he would play the role for 1$.

>lmao eat shit Obi-Wan. can't Peeve the Sheev
kek

*UGH UGH* Let's do this shit

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How did based George get away with this?

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Only my new powers can do that.

>reverse tracking shot of Sheev walking down space corridor
>cut to scene of Ewan McGreggor shaking his head and frowning at the camera
>Sheev walking down corridor still alone
>Grievous looks up at the camera and shrugs
>Sheev still alone
>Maul looks at the camera and turns his head away as if to say no, but then turns back and nods and smiles reluctantly
>Sheev and Maul walking down the corridor
>Watto makes surprised expression at the camera. Maul stares at him intently. Watto suddenly shaking Sheev's hand ecstatically
>Sheev, Maul and Watto walking down the corridor
>Ewan looks at the camera again and raises his eyebrow
>Sheev, Maul, Watto and Ewan walking together
>Asaji Ventress training on a punching bag. Wipes the sweat from her forehead as she looks at the camera
>Sheev, Maul, Watto and Ewan look back at her confidently
>Sheev, Maul, Watto, Ewan and Asji walking down the corridor
>Grievous looks at the camera and shows off his collection of lightsabers
>the whole gang walking down the corridor with lightsabers at their sides

I'm surprised they didn't use this trailer
m.youtube.com/watch?v=UFniVNgzMJ8

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Be honest. Did you make this?

K I N O

The world is just racist, stop projecting your stereo types on a fictional character

I HAVE WAITED A LONG TIME FOR THIS MOMENT, MY LITTLE MOUSE FRIEND.

I used to think the sequel trilogy was a tragedy, but now I realize it's a comedy

Sheev my bitch up

I'm in

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>That Sheev laugh at the end combined with the music, should have added scene where he does force lighting

I didn't know how much I needed this until now

The Dark Forces and Jedi Knight games have a better plot than anything Disney has come up with, and there was some retarded shit in those games.

youtube.com/watch?v=vO_XGairouY

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I'm in.

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based

Is she shitting on the street in this shot?

youtube.com/watch?v=ys_jjU9bn5I

Sheev- Gang Leader
Dooku- Older, Experienced member
Grievous, Savage and Vader- Muscle
Maul- The getaway driver
Ventress- Infiltrator/Seducer
Watto and Nute Gunray- Funding

at your service

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I'm the guy who made it, that's not my post
God damnit you're right. I might get Adobe premiere and redo everything

I wish you good fortune in wars to come

Star wars episode IX: Return of the senate

Fuck Bane, Sneed and the Joker. Sheev is based.

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The true Star Wars watching order:

-I
-III
-VI
-IX
All other episodes are just filler.

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No, the Iron Bank will finance the emperor's army

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I'm in, but only as long as you intensify forward firepower.

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Bless you or whoever made it. R.I.P. Admiral Piett.