Literally saves the entire new trilogy from being a failure and killing the whole brand on your path

kinda?

In the old EU he brought himself back multiple times through cloning shenanigans. Then George Lucas poetry'd it so subtly in the prequels that no one noticed.

Absolute madlad JJ going back to Endor

Anakin killed the OG Sidious, he probably cheated dead by cloning himself

Realistically Sheev will probably just be a force ghost or hologram

>There's still 1% of hope boys
lol. nope. previous episode was completely disaster and adventures of mary sue teaser didn't help much

>they need to be nerfed and lose to a Mary Sue
This will invalidate his entire return.
The only way this franchise can be saved is if Sheevghost crashes the franchise with no survivors.

It's a fucking force ghost and we all know it.
Cloning himself isn't going to be something a hack like JJ is going to imagine.
It's all force ghosts I guaranfuckingtee it.

Spinning is a good trick

That would be the biggest let down in a trilogy full of letdowns, if they do this after pulling a premature Snoke death in the previous episode the franchise hara kiri is completed, but J.J. and Ian already confirmed that he will have a great importance in the plot (perhaps even the biggest), him appearing as a hologram sounds more like a cameo

sheev will be redeemed by rey

This, he'll be a force ghost so JJ can have a metaphor like the ghost of Hitler inspiring alt right neo Nazis (Kylo) from beyond the grave

A force ghost is fine. He can be influencing shit and Yoda establishes they can use lightning in episode 8.

Imagine thinking Rey won't rape Sheev. This is Disney, user.

I am nearly 100% certain that JJ's plan is to show the power of a force ghost in action.

Be ready man, they gonna do it since muh female power

They basically screamed it at us when she jumped in head first into the darkside on the island where Luke was. I mean its pretty obvious.

Oh don't worry. I know.
It's the reason I'm convinced that this movie is already dead.

Yeah that's true, Palpatine is more of a master manipulator than everything,but a ghost force fighting would be really kino, i wanna see him battling with Rey atleast one time since their fighting skills are pretty similar

>since their fighting skills are pretty similar

Sheev beat fucking Yoda. Rey shouldn't last 5 seconds against him.

He's experienced, Rey is a Mary Sue but a rookie at the same time, the two have the same style of quick fighting, she will beat him anyway and that will be horrendous lmao

Rey is the strongest in the Universe guys. If you care about canon at least dont make fan fiction like sheev or yoda being able to beat a luke trained Rey.

Which is too bad since I enjoyed both Anthology films.

Based Sheev going out on his back.

Mace Windu comes back as a disfigured cyborg and saves the day

You didn't expected that huh you geriatric ass motherfucker *turns purple saber on*

Wait, what did Lucas put in the prequels about Sheev cloning himself?

>bringing him back
The implication is that he's a force ghost.
He's not coming back because force ghosts exist and he doesn't have to.

First they killed Han.
Then they killed Luke.
Now they are killing Palpatine.

Sheev being a Force Wraith/Sith Alchemy Ghost tied to a place and turning Rey to the Dark Side would be pretty cool

they did it, they found 1 thing that will make me watch it but if they are yanking my chain and there is no sheev or sheev is ruined that movie is getting a negative rating

she probably does. and has innate knowledge of all things.

What they need to do is let Sheev non-stop ass rape the "heroes" in the last episode and then let the franchise go into a 20 year hiatus.
That would unironically be pretty epic. But it's a kids' movie so that ain't happening.

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cloning was just a bonus. He basically tuned himself into an energy state being (force ghost) and possessed bodies, most could not handle his awesome power. cloning was one of the ways but some faggot realized that it would lead to sheev ruling forever and thus sabotaged the cloning.

Imagine the last frame being Rey kneeling to him while he smiles and becoming a Sith by killing Ben/Kylo, after that let the franchise rest for one decaade and start the next trilogy in the same continuity as the previous but with Rey and Sidious as the nex big bad guys

the twist will be that Plagueis was her dads teacher and she will be like "don't quote me the tragedy of Plagueis, I was there when it was written"
how so? anyways most sane people would not say that was enough of a redemption, it was nice act and we are giving him a pass into jedi ghost party but Im not catholic fag so I don't buy into 1 act rule

Ben will be the one to win. its called rise of skywalker

>HAHA THEY REMEMBERED OLD STAR WARS
>NUWARS GOOD NOW

unironically commit suicide

Didn't watch the new movie. Is Rey actually anywhere close to turning or where is this theory coming from?

its more like they are setting up a gray path or something. she has no fear of dipping into the dark side and no respect for the light but she has not done anything evil, only stupid.

She almost turned by attacking Luke and with her bond with Kylo in the previous movie, there's some seeds for that for sure

Do you really want to see his old wizard cock?

>Sheev: It's true. This whole time I was the Phantom Menace.
>Rey: So you were the one behind the Attack of the Clones?
>Sheev: Yes. And now that I've blown up the galaxy the Revenge of the Sith is finally complete.
>Rey: You haven't won yet. Even Vader turned back to the light side. He gave us A New Hope.
>Sheev: Ah yes, Vader. He caused the fall of the Empire... but the Empire Strikes Back! REEEEEEEE
Lightsaber battle happens
>Sheev, defeated and gasping: You haven't won... the galaxy will never see the return of the jedi
>Sheev looks directly into the camera, winks, and dies

Sheev is just Rey's grandpa, considering she used the exact same saber style he did in ep 7. JJ is simply going back to his original vision and unretconing it with Sheev's force ghost.

Exactly, the grey jedis are severely underrated by the way, the good and bad paths are kinda boring nowdays, there's more than that in the lore

Trust the Sheev.

Where we go one, we go all.

Imagine if in the end Sheev wins

Wake me up when they're adapting Kotor.

>Sheev comes back as a Force Ghost
>but then Luke comes back as a Force Ghost
>giant fucking Force Ghost battle in space like two Hindu gods going at it

If sheev's been alive this whole time why didn't he come back earlier? By that same token why have Anakin and Obi Wan not intervened in everything going to shit despite them being force ghosts? The lore of Star Wars is just fucking retarded, this is what happens when you wing a franchise rather than establishing the rules of the world first and writing with them in mind at all times.

It's the next trilogy, the bad news is that it's directed entirely by Rian Johnson

>DS1 blows into space dust. DS2 has a giant chunk left. haah hey kids Palpatine is back (mickey laugh) go watch our space movie. Hes totally going to do something important we swears.!!

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Imagine watching it in the premiere oh no no no, i will wait for some news about it to see if it's worth the pay

its been confirmed that Rey is a clone of Anakin. One of Sheev's last projects,
since he wanted a younger, non-deformed apprentice.

palpatine was possessing snokes body the whole time.

sauce

I came.

kind of

I hate grey jedi fagotry. its fanfic bullshit. I like commitment and how if you want to walk the middle path you have to sacrifice power (for example in lords of the sith force lightning does less damage more close to the light you are) the gray jedi thing has been taking to the OC dunt steel levels where its just a way for faggot characters to do whatever they feel is morally right while having all the power they could want and finger banging 2 girls at the same time.

>There's still 1% of hope boys

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whats the point? we know the twist and it would work better as a tv show

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Kino

he is prob bound to the crash location and will only have few minutes in the movie.

pottery

Nice

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kek

did he make him a girl so he could fuck her?

make this a thing

>they're throwing moons, planets, eventually stars and even entire system at each other just to leave a mark
>Sheev pulls some metaphysical bullshit and sucks up everyone in the galaxy who was on the side of oppression
>Luke calls on the innocent and forgiving hearts of everyone on the other side and channels their energy
>Lando pulls out a drill

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>such fucking hacks they have to bring back zombie version of the old villain because nobody gives a shit about their current villains

>falling for this

you can't beat the memes my dude

people are just having fun sheevposting. I might pirate the movie or watch clips of it on Jew Tube but I won't give Disney any shekels.

two words - SHEEV SKYWALKER!!!! Shmi Skywalker is his SISTER. Incest runs deep in the SKYWALKER family.

Well,she can beat almost the life out of him but hesitate to do it(use her bond with him in episode 8 as a excuse for this) and escape with Sheev in the end, make the fandom totally turn on her by killing big characters from this trilogy in the last act after she turns.After that Ben can go with the survivors of the "Rey betrayal"(yes make it something tragic and important to that level) to some hidden bunker to plan the next strategy (setting up the new trilogy in the new continuity) while showing Rey being fully embraced as the new Sith Lord ending the movie with a mix of hope and sadness of Rey being so powerful that she got engulfed by her own ego.
One thing that i can't understand is why this trilogy needs to end in happy tone, everybody is expecting her to beat the evil guys muh but they should to do something new and refreshing as making the next trilogy in the same continuity, it will generate hype for the next trilogy and give some sense to this trilogy, imagine cliffhanger where fans need to wait 5 or 6 years to see where things will go, if they wanna push the brand on our throats make it in the same way as the MCU where the stories actually don't have a conclusive ending and the next threat appears instantaneously, hell make the Mandalorian series months after the events of the movie i'm pitching. (plus i would make Rose a Sith spy just because her saving Finn from killing himself while winning was something a spy would do lol)

>J.J. and Ian already confirmed that he will have a great importance in the plot
Where

youtube.com/watch?v=RYMTwK_viDQ

So it's like Look Who's Back but with Sheev?

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yes

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That's just Rian not knowing what the fuck he was doing.

dont be mean to the kids they have brain damage that theres no hope for.

Hitler/Sheev buddy cop movie when?

>nullifies Anakin's redemption arc
Already done with these sequels

>non-deformed
Guess technology wasn't at that point yet huh?

top kek

I hope Lando sells them out to Sheev

"some would say it's unnatural" It fits, I like it

We are reaching levels of poetry that shouldn't even be possible.

>star wars was just an elaborate prequel to Gurren Laggan

>Mary Sue deduces the existence of Sheev by 'Mary Sueing' the surrounds of the galaxy. No ones believes in her. Only Kylo does.
>Sheev is Voldermorting in some shithole planet, having manifested itself in the dark side of the force.
>Not a force ghost, but a force WRAITH.
>Sheev is basically a smoke of EVIL POWER.
>Yoda, Anakim, Obi Wan and Luke all 'die' forever by unknown reasons. We are to think Sheev did this.
>Subplot is about the first order attacking the resistance - it couldn't be more generic and derivative. Fat Chink is barely in the movie.
>Mary Sue does a powerfull speech about women being taken seriously by everyone. Friends cry from regret and now believe her.
>She wants to know why luke is kill
>Her Amazing Mary Sue powers take her to a desert planet.
>Kylo wants to fucky fucky Mary Sue, but she a stronk woman who does not need no man.
>Edgy Lord Discount Keanu Reeves tries to incel her with a speeder.
>She uses her lightsaber to leave a very deliberate and small scar on the face of EDGE MASTER.
>"You are now as ugly as the dark side".
>Edge is humbled, then leaves.
>Mary Sue finds Sheev in a dark cathedral
>Sheev confronts her but she's STRONK WOMYN
>Almost dead, he says it wasn't him that killed the ghosts.
>He is not the 'EVIL' Mary Sue was sensing.
>Sheev is just a by product of a ABSOLUTELY YUUUUGE evil that is aproaching from beyond the outer rims of the galaxy. Sheev is basically the vibrating cup during the T-REX reveal in jurassic park.
>Sheev laughs and tells her a secret. "Why did you think I wanted a united galaxy with a powerful army and planet destroying weapons?".
>Mary Sue tries to say it's a bluff.
>Sheev laughs and DIES
>Edge Lord was there the whole time.
>He can feel a wormhole of darkside energy appearing in a close planet.
>IT'S THE EVEEEEEL!!!
>He sacrifices himself in order to close the hole.
>Everyone is saved.
>In the last scene, It's revealed his name was supposed to be Anakin Solo Skywalker, but Han changed it.

you left out the part where they smoke the yozong bong and realize it's made out of the dong of the great evil vong

Yoda's already got force lightning
Unless they're gonna go full DBZ, Its not gonna be that impressive

10 bucks says the only thing that happens is Sheev comes back to possess her but shes too stronk and fights off sheev and kylo at the same time and saves the day completely unphased

Sheev fans btfo

but anakin is a white male he can't be redeemed

read it in SLJ's voice and keked

BLACKED

>plus i would make Rose a Sith spy just because her saving Finn from killing himself while winning was something a spy would do lol

Adding a sinister purpose to an annoying overly simplified character is a great solution
They could have helped save the prequels if they did that with Binks in the second and third movies

I'm waiting for the broomkid from cantobyte trilogy. everyone has the force now apparently

>In the last scene, It's revealed his name was supposed to be Anakin Solo Skywalker, but Han changed it.

That harry potter ending for maximum fanfiction cringe