Mike has spoken

>Disney hired JJ Abrams not because of his track record for making financially successful sci fi blockbusters, but because some internet nobody suggested it
Imagine being this retarded

That damage control won't work this time, Mike!

PALPATINE'S BEHIND IT ALL!

This.

I clapped! I clapped when I saw it!

>remember Star Wars before Star Wars mania?
No, I do not in fact remember when the novelization was out and the premiere of ANH was still a month or two in the future

>Imagine being this retarded
I don't have to, I can imagine it by reading your posts, you damage controlling shill.

Remember that time Luke had to fight a clone called Luuke and Mara Jade killed him which got rid of her brainwashing/programming to kill Luke?

>an unironic "no u" reply

Mike reminds me of that newspaper magnate in The Fountainhead. Producing content that eventually destroys him. He knows in his heart he should have done more.

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star wars will always be popular. But instead of it making a bunch of money, and everyone liking it, it will make a bunch of money, and everyone will dislike it. People will go out to the movie theater just to rip on it when the get back home. Rinse and repeat until the end of time

Were where you when Mike being a patreon shilling virtue signaling retard got RLM deleted?

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I clapped

>RedditLetterMedia
>Twitter shitter
Stop shilling

Sounds like I wasn't wrong, did I offend you and your friend simulator somehow?

>ANH
Fuk of.

>Siguiendo

>REY IS NOT A MARY SUE
fucking rlm shill cunts

Sheev survived falling into the core of Death Star II.

Then he survived the core and the whole station being blown up by the Millenium Falcon.

Then he survived in a fragment of the station that crash-landed on Endor.

I can't wait to see Rey cut him in half with a light saber!

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What does your pic have to do with RLM being deleted? You don't make any sense.

kek
what are the odds

Remember when the idea of clones in Star Wars was a cool concept and wasn't completely wasted on a one-time plot device to create a million clones of one guy to use as Stormtroopers?

This is Mike's sunsent. Just let him enjoy it while he can.

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>a youtube account with under one million followers dictated the direction of a multi billion dollar franchise because of a few movies making fun of the prequels
you're painfully retarded

>youtube is punishing Red Letter Media by...giving them more ad revenue
You fucking idiot.

read some proper fiction you zombie libertarian clone.

>Then he survived in a fragment of the station that crash-landed on Endor.

So we'll get some Riddick like movie with Palpatine trying to survive on Endor fighting Ewoks and shit?

am I literally Mike?

>giving them more ad revenue
Wrong.
If you put ads every 4 minutes, more people would just stop watching the videos.

not him, but libertarians are smarter than you and they are 100% correct on economic matters

That's probably Jay. Mike quit posting online to any serious extent after he cyber bullied someone to near suicide back in the aughts.

Mike praised the first movie when everyone else praised it and is starting to bash it now when the wind is turning. RLM are hacks and manchildren.

Sounds like a programming error on Youtube's part then. If they wanted to hurt RLM, they would just demonetize them entirely like they do with so many other channels.

>near suicide
Remove the "near".

>writing boring fanfic drama about an e-celeb
Jesus Christ

That's must be a nice rock you're living under.

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Looks like the Friend Simulator Defenders are seething!

Jay has his own twitter account. Mike handles the proper official RLM account.

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The Force Awakens was pretty good though.

Would unironicallly be kino

that's what he gets for being a consumeristic geek, instead of a kinoisseur

That would unironically be pure kino

>RLM HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH JJ GETTING HIRED
>Even though people like Lindeloff and Pegg were sharing Plinkett prequel videos on Twitter
>Even though the sequel trilogy was jerking off about practical effects
>Even though the sequels tried to avoid talking about anything to do with politics

>lived in its' ruins
What in the fuck is this apostrophe

>Mike has spoken.
This is unironically important to op

>implying anything that stop the most powerful force user of all time with the combined teachings of ten thousand years of Sith knowledge who can literally create and destroy life through the force

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It is "important" to you too idiot, you clicked in this thead and replied.

Like Harry Potter?

>our times most importing film critic gives his opinion on the biggest film franchise of all time
Yeah sure... no biggie...

>(((Rappaport)))

Dammit, I was too slow.

>"I'm gonna boycott it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

>The first second oficial new comes in he rushes to twitter to talk about it

Nice iron will you got there Mike, can't wait for the at least 3 videos you will produce from this movie . Excelent work.

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Why didn't he just use the force to instantly kill all the Jedi?

>Imagine being this retarded
>I don't have to
Embarrassing

TFA was well directed and looked nice, the problem was the writing

This tweet is reddit as hell. You people like this guy?

I didn’t know Pegg and Lindeloff were big Disney influencers. Who knew?

As if anyone expected him to actually skip it. They gotta service their patreon paypigs.

Sheev died. This is a clone or he made a force-baby of himself.

>DAMAGE CONTROL

Nobody expected what the second film would be, and like Hamill, RLM didn't want to sink the film in the infancy of the trilogy and be totally alienated from the Lucasfilm hierarchy going forward.

They are at heart, like most of us who grew up in the 70s and 80s massive star wars fanboys who wanted the new trilogy to be something great.

>Me Gusta
Nice meme redditor.

He is Yea Forums's official idol.

Fitting.

>RLM are hacks and manchildren.
this

Sheev will save the Star Wars franchise.

where's the fun in that? he's an architect like /ourguy/ Brosnan

>be totally alienated from the Lucasfilm hierarchy going forward
nigga wat

Which it unironically would have if Lucas stayed on to finish what he started.

Daily reminder a few months ago an user from special effects department in Bongland (where Hollywood shoots all their films since it's super high tech shit they don't wanna invest in) said that what happens in the film is this:

>The Star Killer Base was so powerful it broke space and time, creating a minute tear in reality (this is confirmed in the novelisation of the TFA)
>Luke didn't actually die at the end of TLJ but travelled through this tear into another dimension (explaining why his hand doesn't flop to the ground, the metal one)
>Luke travels to another dimension where the rebellion has won and there is no First Order (he didn't say no First Order, only that the rebellion had won, I assume they're either pre-FO or post defeating them)
>Luke recruits them to come back with him through the tear in space to boost the numbers of the basically dead rebellion in 'his' reality
>This then sets up the next trilogy which is essentially them fighting the First Order
This allows Disney to have genderswapped Han Solo (Hanna Solo) and all that jazz. Screencap this post.

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>cut in half

Next trilogy will have Sheev with robot legs.

you can tell deep down he's excited

Who said Redlettermedia is getting the revenue. Probably what he’s bitching about.

Mike never said he was boycotting it. Unless you are confusing a fictional character that Mike voices for a real person.

test

>ywn see the true ST and end of the story

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Sheev is dead and gone, bet he left some trickery behind though, probably a vision in Death Star wreck or something like that

Continuing beyond RotJ at all was a mistake. I don't care about Lucas's idea, either.

He should be directing video games. He's got amazing imagination but what he comes up with has no place in feature film.
He oughta be making next pikmin or some shit.

I really think people overestimate RLM’s influence, sure they ripped apart Star Wars with plinkett and influenced YouTube reviewers but to say they influence the Hollywood machine in any way is delusional beyond measure.

This fucker ruined Star Wars. he needs karmic justice

What a load of bullshit.

came here to post this

>microbiotic world
why????

How so?

Yet RLM's tweets are always in the same tone as Jay's.

He did create Lucasgames for a reason back in the 80s.
While he didn't direct or create games as such, he was at least aware of what they were working on. And Spielberg's one idea was turned into a game, the Dig.

to be fair with the Palpy reveal he had to say something
he does do one of the better impressions

sounds awful on paper but perhaps it could've been done right. SW is fantasy based so perhaps they could've been similar to fairy folk of mythology.

I guess it's better then TLJ
even if our protag will be a sassy black woman

i would only give a shit if they kill off rey and kaylo becomes the protagonist

It's downplaying how well known the prequel reviews are among people in Hollywood. It quietly ignores how all the hype and talking points given to the sequels had to do with practical effects and no politics and so on.

what is this old fuck blabbing about? STORY? rey would do a cgi kickflip to knock his big dumb face back into the altright pits where he belongs.

>Poor Mike, he's lived to see one of the things he loves most in the world be reduced to ruin.

That happened in 1999-2005. It's just grave robbing at this point.

>He thought there wasn't evidence

cinemablend.com/new/Simon-Pegg-Contributed-Star-Wars-More-Than-We-Thought-77217.html

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>grown man upset over children's movie's 9th film not being great
Cringe

Mike pls. go

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No I am

no need for pretenses, brother. we are all the same here. all of us, denuded, bald, pale. you need not strut and fret so. we will always welcome you back into the fold.

People hated the prequels right when they came out. You'd remember if you were alive back then and aren't some zoomer.
Literally the absolute state of reddit leddit medittors.

>SIGUIENDO
>TRADUCIR
>ME GUSTA
>ABR

fuck you foreign shithead

Eh he loves Star Trek far more than Star Wars. Luckily for him STD is a lot easier to ignore than these Star Wars sequels.

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IT WAS ME, D-O!!!

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STD is just a continuation of Star Trek getting the JJ Abrams treatment. Trek's corpse has been spinning faster and longer than star wars.

> its'
> ...
its' fucking retarded

>People hated the prequels right when they came out.

Yeah, and 90% of it was "FUCK JAR JAR" or "The Kid is a terrible actor".

I like rogue one the most from the new Star wars movies

Heresy.

i like aspects of it. the only good star wars to come out since the original trilogy were the ewok movies.

I liked the opening scenes of Solo if they didnt switch directors 3 times it would have been total kino

Even RLM themselves admit they're a small blip in terms of any influence they have.

We’ve passed on everything we know. 1000 generations live in you now. But this is your fight.”

HOLY HELL. Chills.

That jump over the TIE Fighter was epic.

AND PALPATINE

>Mike handles the proper official RLM account.

What are you basing this on? I seriously doubt Mike cares enough to fuck around on social media, it's seems like an AIDSMoby job.

You're wrong, Mike is Plinkett in those videos. Rich was Plinkett in an earlier video.

>this is an actual reddit comment
sometimes I forget npcs exist to just consume the shit given to them
why though
they're just that happy with where they're at?

JUMPING over a TIE FIGHTER is something we have never seen before in a STAR WARS film.

they're taking things to a new level of awesome..

Yeah prequel hate is trivial.

>not including the 2007 mike

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Cucks

>the whill of the force

both couldve been much better movies from the glimpses seen before they were 'tweaked' by the money people

We all are.

how the fuck wasn't TLJ tweaked?
>Finn and Poe
>fans liked their interaction in TFA
>give them more scenes in 8/ put them on an adventure together?
>???
>prof-NO!
>separate them and put them with some new terrible characters that only people who don't like Star Wars will like

is Mike part of canon now? He has so much power now

>fans liked their interaction in TFA
disney wars fans are fucking disgusting

RLM I hope you fuckers are happy

>ANH
yeesh

>Whills

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>disney wars fans are fucking disgusting
Most of these said fans aren't interpreting them to be gay for each other, calm down

With the 37k they get each month from Patreon, they probably are.

It's just a red herring. The real villain is punished-Artoo who inserts himself as the death star 2.0's brain.

i'm mostly disgusted by the notion of selecting for character interaction. the whole damn star wars universe can be hard gay for all i care.

>not the edited gif where the people he's hitting are black

I know somebody must still have it.

Rich's fast food reviews when?

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Holy shit i want to annihilate these fuckers.

So you don't want characters to interact? Or what do you mean?

>It's everything I hoped for
Fuck you, Mike

Why did rich and aidsmoby give up on their gaymen channel and streaming? Was playing video games badly for 5 hours a week too much work for them?

>its'

i'm simply butthurt. this latest trailer has made it permanent. i am railing against everything and anything. pay me no heed as i am now the karmic equivalent of a dog running in circles.

Maybe they realized there's no more room for any more bad game reviews.

I have a certain amount of butthurt too. Share with me.

rlm's fans are so fucking creepy

This was said cause JJ is clearly more suited towards action movies than he is with Star Trek, which is supposed to be deeper than Spock punching Khan on top of a flying ship.

TFA was clearly supposed to be a set up movie, and while it was basically episode 4 all over again, it wasn't horrifically bad like 8. A full JJ trilogy might have been better than expected or at the very least a droll retelling of 4,5,6, but at least it wouldn't have ruined the entire series like 8 did.

RLM has no brand recognition beyond your echo chamber, lad. They shot wedding videos, for fuck's sake.

if you think the creative board on these movies HASNT seen the plinkett reviews YOURE delusional

I honestly feel like Luke in the final flashback.

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Fuck Mike. He liked TFA and TLJ. He hates Lucas and the OT. Sheev returns and will be amazing

And that's a good thing

No fucking way they're just gonna pull a bait and switch to do the same damn trilogy with Luke again.

I laughed but it's also kind of sad.

They won't. I suspect Luke will die in the process of bringing them back and it'll be up to the new gang of the characters you all love but are different will save the day over the next trilogy.

8 is significantly better than 7 until the Snoke death scene, at which point it all goes to shit. Up until that point, the movie has obviously been building towards Rey turning to the dark side and ousting Kylo as Snokelet-in-residence. This is an interesting continuity of the first movie's portrait of Kylo as a figure defined by being rejected, and its portrait of Rey as a figure determined to seize an identity. Rey has learned nothing from Luke, she is a more violent and darker figure (in this movie her outfit literally gets darker in color by offscreen magic while she is traveling from Luke to the Snokemobile) and we know she is unfazed by her earlier encounter with the dark side. Someone at Disney pussied out on this twist and instead introduced the nonsensical twist of killing the main villain without him ever doing anything. Now JJ is going to make another dull hackwork that just rips off prior Star Wars movies in lieu of doing anything intelligent or remotely inspired. 8 is a bad, terribly confused mess of a movie, but 7 is just mediocre bullshit about which there is nothing to appreciate. And 9 probably will be too.

>explaining why his hand doesn't flop to the ground, the metal one
I can explain it with Rian Jonson being a fucking moron

>let the past die
>remake it, if you have to

I don't find it hard to imagine that they're going to have Palpatine as some evil sith force ghost but it just feels fucking tacky. They called it a saga but its been like 3 days in universe.

Fucking this, why couldn't they just let the story end nicely?
There was no more we needed to see, they saved the galaxy and would probably usher in a bright new age for everyone. Nothing in the ST benefits the series in any way.

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Did anyone else automatically read this tweet in a Mr.Plinkett voice?

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>Did anyone else

XD

that picture made me think about a criterion release of the ot.

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When it happens user, remember it was me. This will send you into a seething rage. You'll go to sleep and remember what I did. You'll regret doing what you did. You'll rage and screech and bite your pillow in anger as you realised I am your intellectual superior.

The EU did it well, you contrarians are just too lazy to read.

Based

Are you fucking braindead?

He was making a joke based on a popular prequel reaction video you simpleton.

Did RLM tell you to say that?

It was said, but then he also praised TFA, which was really weak, first chapter or not. TLJ was worse in a lot of ways, though.

That's meaningless.

Imagine your franchise is so shit thanks to "Social Justice" that you have to bring back long dead characters, just to get butts in seats.

Just sell the franchise already Disney.

Damage control for RLM is out in full force today.

It's sad that people like us are now outnumbered by brainlet r/prequelmemes fans

Did you disregard the moment when Rey said, and I quote, "I'm going to save him [from the Dark Side]"? Did you think she was going to turn to the Dark Side after learning that her parents were nobodies... half an hour after she realized in the Dark Side cave that her parents' identities did not define her?
>Rey has learned nothing from Luke, she is a more violent and darker figure
Luke helped Rey to get over her identity crisis and taught her to resist the Dark Side. She definitely would have fallen if he hadn't trained her. She knew little to nothing about the DS until he told her. I swear that half of the problems people have with TLJ would be eliminated if they just thought about it for a few minutes.

Yes, I'm sure a youtube channel with fewer than 1M subscribers is managing to affect a $4bn+ setting owned by one of the biggest companies in the world? Uh-huh. RLM are nobodies. Simon Pegg should write Star Wars, he saved Star Trek reboot with the 3rd film which lots of people liked due to it having the same feel. Pegg writes, somebody who can do characters and shit do direction. Done.

imagine actually thinking this moron knows what he's talking about after praising tfa

IT'S
LIKE
POTTERY

>even mozart said he wasn't that great of a composer!!!

If libertarians are right on economic matters then don't you dare set foot or tires on public roads ever again since I paid for them and you didn't. Fuck off into the woods.

>then don't you dare set foot or tires on public roads ever again
lol why?
You make no sense.
I'm forced to pay for these roads.
Why not use them?
Kill yourself you absolute moron.

>you didn't
But I fucking did.

>Fuck off into the woods.
lol another thing that doesn't make sense
We actually want a society, you people want cohesion.
Just fucking die already.

*coercion
damn spellcheck

>lol

You just ruined your own argument. You don't want to pay for the roads and even if you're forced to pay them you're advocating for not paying them you idiot.

I don't care if you did if you don't fucking want to. Go and fight and make sure you get shitty roads you built. You won't and you should just fuck off into the woods because we're never going to be tax free. Get off the grid. Fuck off.

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>You just ruined your own argument.
by laughing at you?
eat shit lol

>You don't want to pay for the roads and even if you're forced to pay them you're advocating for not paying them you idiot.
Literally what does this have to do with anything?
How in the world does this make me a hypocrite for using the roads I was forced to pay for?
I like roads, I just wish they were all privatized.

>just fuck off into the woods
Your argument is basically "if you don't want this anti-social force to violently take money from you and other members of society, then you are anti-social and should go live innawoods

how does this make sense?

>because we're never going to be tax free
Kek you don't know that.

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Rian once called Mike "the most powerfu living creature" and Kennedy said the entirety of Disney cowers in fear at the mention of his name

Is that really Mike?

You're not laughing at me dumbass it's text.

You don't want to pay so fuck off. How simple are you that you can't get that basic fact?

You've never attempted to build a road in your life and never will. Eat shit. TAX FREE SHIT RIGHT

>fewer than 1m subscribers, therefore RLM has no impact
>Even though it was obvious Pegg and Lindeloff are JJ's friends
>Even though a shitload of other people in the media kept talking about the Plinkett prequel reviews, including Pegg and Lindeloff
>Even though JJ said Pegg had influence in

Keep peddling the "RLM did nothing wrong" defense, I'm sure you'll get someone to believe it one day

She didn't have enough understanding of the force to talk about it. Sure, she said she'd save him from the dark side but she didn't understand what the dark side was. On the island was always seething with anger and contempt when they psychically communicated, whereas he was always calm and composed. It was obviously a setup for her to fall to the dark side via her anger, and the original intention was obviously that she'd move onto snoke as an upgraded teacher from Luke.

Mate, you're literally claiming stuff without any facts and people are schooling you on facts. RLM are nobodies outside of autism centres like Yea Forums.

>You're not laughing at me
but i am irl

>You don't want to pay so fuck off.
Lol you're getting mad.
I want to pay for roads. I just don't want to pay for a violent government to build inefficient roads.
Why are you acting like the things government does with our stolen tax dollars are somehow "social"? This is a fallacy.

>You've never attempted to build a road in your life and never will.
Why the fuck would I want to build a road?
I would pay people to use roads that they build.
Holy fuck you're dumb.

Why do you enjoy being a bootlicker?
Why do you people want to be poor and enslaved by the state and corporations so bad?
Please explain this to me.

There were still state income taxes before that.

Almost all states had no income tax.
Even the ones that did had an extremely small tax.
Stop bootlicking.

Do you know what the 1913 US CAVALRY consisted of? Ass holes on horse back. You know what British and German 1913 cavalry consisted of? Mother fucking tanks.

You know what the US infrastructure and power grid looked like in 1913? Mother fucking single line power cables feeding 6 maybe as many as 10 buildings and a morsecode key for outside communication and telegrams.

This is how fucking retarded you are. I hope you slip and slit your mother fucking throat while shaving.

>Mate, you're literally claiming stuff without any facts

Yeah, Friend Simulator Defender, there totally wasn't an article about JJ praising Pegg for his help on Episode 7 in this thread.

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>weird microbiotic story exploring the origins of the Force and fleshing out midichlorians
>Talon was going to be in it
>Lucas was going to be the ideas guy and would have people on hand to help him do the script
>CGI technology that is worlds beyond what was available during the prequel era
I don't care if people hate the prequels, I would love to see Lucas' weird ass sequel trilogy. Star Wars belongs to him. It isn't right for anyone other than him to finish the saga.

even kevin feige follows them on twitter, rlm has some influence in the industry no doubt

oh that psycho cinemassacre guy? yeah I remember him

>Do you know what the 1913 US CAVALRY consisted of? Ass holes on horse back. You know what British and German 1913 cavalry consisted of? Mother fucking tanks.
Wow all you're saying is that government is good at war and war isn't profitable.
How is this a good thing whatsoever.
We don't want war, we want to actually grow an economy.

You know what the US infrastructure and power grid looked like in 1913? Mother fucking single line power cables feeding 6 maybe as many as 10 buildings and a morsecode key for outside communication and telegrams.
So?
What is your argument?
They had less technology back then, no shit.

>This is how fucking retarded you are.
You're not even making an actual argument you bootlicking faggot.

>I hope you slip and slit your mother fucking throat while shaving.
Pretty edgy for an anti-social corporate/statist bootlicker like yourself.
Enjoy being poor, it's what you wanted.

Star Wars is a Flash Gordon serial, always has been.

Sheev was actually just projecting himself into snoke and using the body like a puppet.

He was the sith lord the entire time, and darth maul has been learning more as his training under sheev is still underway.

Screencap this.

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>tanks
>anywhere
>1913
laughingcavalryofficers.webm

He hated the prequels and made legions of NPCs parrot his gay videos. Death to him

Mike a such a fucking incel.

>remnant of the most advanced weapon ever made
>sits unexplored for 30 years
>reasons

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>incel
Stop posting anytime.

>Do you know what the 1913 US CAVALRY consisted of? Ass holes on horse back. You know what British and German 1913 cavalry consisted of? Mother fucking tanks.
>The first order for tanks was placed on 12 February 1916
i aint no history professor but these dates aren't adding up

>he doesn't know about Third Reich Mike

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half of the problems people have with the sequels would have been eliminated if the filmmakers just thought about it for a few minutes

>Mike praised the first movie when everyone else praised it
People praised it because they were thirsty for a Star Wars movie and the hype was great. I remember walking out of the theater after hearing the hype and the reviews and feeling utterly disappointed in the shit copy of ANH I watched. A week to a month later everyone came back to their senses and realized how much the need for another Star Wars movie (regardless of how shit it was) clouded their judgement and started bashing it (because it was a shit movie).

Say what you will about George and the prequels, they certainly aren't very good movies, but at least they are original and were something fresh and different. The new trilogy is like a reboot of the old trilogy for no real reason.

Its the 9th movie in a children's movie franchise, what a shock it looks terrible

Crush your nuts with bricks you encephalitis mongoloid before you procreate and poison the gene pool with your stupidity.

>most advanced weapon ever made
stop fellating the OT, sperge.

>turning point usa

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>Crush your nuts with bricks you encephalitis mongoloid before you procreate and poison the gene pool with your stupidity.
>no argument whatsoever
SEETHING BOOTLICKER

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>>turning point usa
So what?
They're not wrong.

post reeks of gamers rise up

ew

Based

It's more like 6 months before you can voice criticism without being called misogynist/sexist/racist.

>RLM still doesn't have 1 million subs yet.

How is this possible?

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Shitting any diapers lately, Charlie?

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Who gives a shit.
I don't even like cringepoint USA.
The message is what matters, critique that, bootlicker.

Someone post his reaction after they shit on him.

>Senator Palpatine
>Darth Sideous
>Sheev
>Mr. Pimpin Papa Palpatine himself
>one of the few good things left in Star Wars from Return of the Jedi, through all of the prequel trilogy and into the cartoons
>Disney feels the need to shit on him too

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>no Star Wars Spore Edition by Lucas and Will Wright

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Sounds shit but if he cared he shouldn’t have been a crybaby and sold it to Disney

>The Force Awakens was pretty good though.

It's time to stop posting.

>Let the past die. Kill it if you have to.
>MEMBER SHEEV?

First time: Anger
>Luke teaches Rey about the Dark Side and about redemption being impossible.
Second time: Upset about Kylo killing Han Solo but tries to calm herself.
>Rey goes to the Dark Side cave.
Third time: Rey is calm and explicitly tells Kylo that it isn't too late for him.
>Rey gives Luke a five-minute-long speech about how there is still good in Kylo and how she would be able to turn him.

Luke nearly killed his father out of rage and then said, "lol nope, light side forever." Anakin slaughtered a tribe of Sand People and he didn't even think about joining the Sith. But when Rey gets a angry about someone getting murdered, she's supposed to fall?

Please try to keep up. Rian Johnson shouldn't have to pander to mongoloids.

Darth Maul died on Tatooine rtard.

I would say C3PO and R2 will probably die but in hindsight they're probably the safest background noise in the series now, just so a xxx amount years in the future far removed from the current year star wars trilogy can eventually happen and those 2 be brought back for nostalgia sells

RLM needs to have a ghost adventures review series or something, you know mike would love to force everyone to sit through hours and hours of that show in the name of new content for the channel.

Context, dumbass. You know, the very fucking thing this shitshow of a trilogy lacks? People didn't live in the middle of a fucking desert on Jakku for shits and giggles. They were there specifically so they could salvage Empire tech. Now Jar Jar's going to have us believe that an even more advanced example of that tech lay untouched for three decades. Absolute shit storytelling.

>The Force Awakens was pretty good though.
You would have to be pretty incompetent to make a carbon copy of A New Hope bad

why are people still giving attention to these movies after they were determined to be bad?

I'm so confused at why popular things are popular right now.

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Just like my son.

I like the bottom's boy in 2003 and 2015 more than the future version. He's adorable and 10/10 boyfriend material.

That's gay.

richpilled

The original Comic Cons teaser of Rogue One honestly sounded like it could’ve been such an interesting film if they decided to make an Iwo Jima type film out of the Rogue Squadron IP. But instead we got another “random girl and her team of diversity castings that have no personality save the day!” It is absolutely disgusting what Disney have turned LucasFilm into.

ST defenders deliberately ignore context. Remember that FB Star Wars page arguing about Luke throwing his lightsaber?

Basically this. They said it wasn't worth the time. Probably also hated having to directly interact with their audience. At least main RLM can just release videos on Youtube and not have to rely on livestreaming.

how do you have the nerve to call people retarded walking around saying stupid shit like that

based Jay "they should take out all the space battles" from Rogue One Bauman.

yes. this is why they haven't done any comic-con type event since 2011

Do you know what the 1913 US CAVALRY consisted of? Ass holes on horse back.

That's actually a common misconception. Despite the name, US cavalry didn't generally fight on horseback. Horses were used to move around from place to place but the actual fighting would be done while dismounted. By the standards of most of the world they weren't really cavalry at all. Tanks also came later than 1913.

OH GOD, I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE LANDO AND PALPATINE COME BACK JUST TO BE SHITTED ON AND MOCKED IN A STUPID ATTEMPT OF MAKING THE NEW CHARACTERS LOOK COOL, JUST LIKE WHAT HAPPENED WITH HAN SOLO, LUKE, AND EVEN DARTH MAUL.

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People were mean to Jack for like three weeks in a row. Rich can't run it by himself, he just sits there.

This is actually very interesting and made me hyped.

And this killed my newborn hope.

As much as I hate Disney, I still want a living -and good- Star Wars. But the people running the show are so retarded that it may never happen. Whenever they are close to getting the pace, they trip over their own feet.

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I doubt this, but at the same time I can see Disney being retarded enough to do this

That was Kylo Rens ship...

nah, the EU was also shit, it is kino when compared to what the sequels gave us but thats like saying having throat cancer is better then having stage four brain cancer

people unironically like the EU...

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>implying Mike cares enough to post on Twitter
That was Jay

The Thrawn Trilogy was amazing though.

Nerd crew when?

It wasn't a ship.

this more or less maybe even wizard if jay let him

Holy shit your retarded, even the most basic class on WW1 will tell you tanks came in 1916. You managed to btfo your own argument through your own stupidity.

I hurt myself today...

But the prequesl were indeed shit and I didn't need RLM to tell me that. The one people who like the prequels outside of memes are brainlets who think George dindu nothing.

One good part doesn't mean the rest of that shitshow is any better, the only reason I consider the EU to be the better version is because Disney somehow managed to fuck up the lore even more despite having infinite access to top tier writings and near limitless freedom

test

>Mike has spoken.
like the faggot drunk he is, have another one you simple bastard!

They should've had Rey and Kylo team up and say "fuck everyone" and take down both the rebellion and the first order to start their own Force scgool

Thrawn Trilogy and the Xwing series were great. Too bad it was offset by garbage like The Crystal Star and Children of the Jedi.

So sheev is frieza?

Golden Sheev when?

At least he was creative. Complain about the prequels all you want but they were kind of charming in their insanity. That kind of massive budget bizarro enterprise couldn't happen today. It's all formulaic Disney slop.

>genderswapped han makes hanna

Ok this has to be bait

Mate from a storytelling point of view they were obviously setting her up to be tempted by the dark side in a big way. Otherwise she is just being shown as pointlessly grumpy.

i bet he isnt but to generate "hype" they made the trailer like this. its kinda obvious too because plot doesnt make sense and its all just stuff thrown at it

In all the star wars material there are only 2 good movies , episode IV and empire . Those two moves spawned decades of cash grabs and terrible product

Finally someone on the internet has spoken the truth about this franchise.

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Episode IX is what everyone expected JJ Abrams to make: The Force Awakens II: Return of the Jedi Reboot

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Kinda not surprised by the quick reaction. This trailer was the most pathetic and desperate thing I've seen in my entire life.

>We've never really left you
>We'll undo all of TLJ and bring all your favorites back
>We even named it the The Rise of Skywalker
>PLEASE, PLEASE COME BACK AND START SPENDING MONEY ON THIS GARBAGE AGAIN.
The episode 9 review is gonna be the best one ever.

rich did the voice for mr plinkeet in the first star trek reviews but mike has always written it

I can't wait for their """""ironic""""" clickbait video with ads!

I can already see the articles being written...

t. literal underage

If you are talking about review videos, i really want that retarded time travel theory comes to be true. It would give E;R an aneurysm and he would make a 6 hour video.

Palpatine is a Skywalker.

Disgusting White Men Share Trash Opinions on Episode IX, Because of Course They Do.

How did Mike Stoklasa obtain his power?

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What's his name, Yea Forums?

youtu.be/f83D18xL7VE

Still the best TLJ review ever.

literally a man turned into a Honkler

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Oh I remember that meeting
>Jack and Jessie saying "nigger" unironically
What a great night.

mike layin waste to niggas

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Que sad piano
youtube.com/watch?v=c6ochFRSU64&list=PLdFZe5kJTf3TgkTdByg0FAVDM8zBCTvBf&index=7

I remember. It was 94 or 95. It was just a beautiful modest but spectacular series that stood on it own. No one was begging for more. But it just came, first as the special edition, then the prequels....

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Meaning they could be offered advance screenings, input feedback, workshopping or some shit, who knows?

If they knock the films that have already been released and left cinemas, they are critics, if they are tearing down films that are screening and helping turn away viewers, they are enemies of star wars insofar as studios would see them.

What's your brilliant explanation why they were all positive about TFW when they first reviewed it? Considering they were not so positive later in time.

George just has a tendency to explain things in an overly scientific way. Microbiotic World=Realm of the Force or something like that, where the Whills live, which are basically the Gods of the Force that control the midichlorians.

So the Sequels were likely going to be about fate/destiny, free will and things like that, taking things to a more metaphysical level compared to previous trilogies.

Apparently Kotor 2's story was based on some of George's ideas for the sequel trilogy, so wanting to kill the force/whills or cut all living things off from it might've been a part of the plot.

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I legit hope they just go ALL out.. Force Ghost fights.. Luke, Anakin, Obi Wan with Kylo and Rey vs. Palpatine and the Knights of Ren..

Just fucking go ALL in all the madness.

For me personally I loved the trailer

OH FUUUUUUCK!!!!!

and here's why that's a good thing

Dont forget Leia force ghost. Also Widget force ghost (the eewok). Also a Kiri Hart force ghost now that she's been fired