From a nigger lion to a white maneless Incel lion

It means culture used to be alot more unconsciously racist and things are improving.

YESSSS THANK YOU! SO MUCH THIS!

baldcel cope

The main thing to be annoyed with is them replacing Jeremy Irons.

>Tsavo male lions generally do not have a mane, though colouration and thickness vary. There are several hypotheses as to the reasons. Tsavo males may have heightened levels of testosterone, which could also explain their reputation for aggression

LIONS GO HOME

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>January 22, 1879
>Wildebeest Valley, the Pridelands
>139 enlisted men and officers from the 24th Regiment of Foot, led by Lieutenants John Chard and Gonville Bromhead are on patrol in the Gorge
>up ahead they spot a lone lion cub under the shade of a tree, growling at a chameleon
>they note that something's not right, lion cubs are rarely left unattended by their parents
>suddenly, they hear a rumble echo throughout the valley
>the echo turns to feeling of an earthquake
>suddenly, Lt. Bromhead turns his head to see a horde of Wildebeests descend upon them from the cliffs
>there's hundreds, no, thousands of them
>no time to take cover, no time to run
>their only hope for survival to make a stand
>Lt. Chard gives the order, "RANKS OF TWO!"
>with machine-like efficiency, all 139 men form a square with ranks of two, one kneeling the other standing, a maneuver practice hundreds of time
>"LOAD!"
>within seconds, every Martini-Henry rifle is loaded with a single .577/450 caliber round
>"FIX BAYONETS!"
>dozens of bayonets mate with their rifles with a click
>soon, the Wildebeests are upon them, swarming like angry bees
>"Hold fast!"
>at last, the order is given
>"FIRE BY RANK! FRONT RANK... FIRE!"

Who wins Yea Forums?

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>Darker, fuller manes indicate a healthy lion with plenty of testosterone. This makes him catnip to the ladies, but also tells potential rivals to beware; he won’t back down from a fight.
Reminder that Scar was high test and Mufasa was a low test buzzfeedboi

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Hyenas literally did nothing wrong.

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Scar doesn't look like a nigger at all.

Bald is kind of fitting though... I became a bitter incel due to losing my hair.

Damn what a beautiful animal

You don't have to say nigger, just because you're on Yea Forums. In fact, you don't have to spew other buzzterms like incel either.

Yeah, BUT they are not good partners and in general have smaller prides even when the males are pretty big, they are seen as shitty parents, as in likely to attack their own babies. Ghost and Darkness were likely /fit/cels.

nigger

>even the lion king isn't sacred these days

Just kill me now.

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>white maneless Incel lion
Aren't all the VAs in this black?

stupid fucking lion lmao

animallets BTFO

Is Scar still gay in the remake

Domesticated hyenas when?

All except for Timon and Pumba, I think. The two goofiest acting characters are voiced by white guys

I was really looking forward to this but that Scar is terrible, like a dollar store version. He's nothing without Jeremy Irons

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I don't think so, Adam

Wildebeests would force the men to break and run into the houses

the spirit of man always triumphs

When will they show how lions are scum and steal prey from the hardworking cheetah?

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John Oliver isn't black

Scar was never gay

>ends insults with -cel and not -let
Hello r*dditbro, i think you've entered the wrong site by accident?

>replacing rowan atkinson with john oliver

A disgrace.

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>dat smile

Hyenas are cool.

Have sex

balds have no pride

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>green eyes and black laced hair
>nigger

reading comprehension really isnt your strong suit, huh?

Jamaican Caribbean they're all the same in the end

Not him, but Incel communities has less normie cancer than even Yea Forums these days.

Shut up, nigger.

Oh Jesus, I just realised that this is going to spawn a generation of hyper-furries.
Fuck.

reminder that that lion's name is Bone Crusher.

they're like big weird dogs

>tfw no pet cheetahs

Hyenas are actually not related to dogs.

No shit, that's why I said they're like dogs.

why does he look like an Asiatic Lion as opposed to a african lion

but it was the opposite, which is optimistically why they're changing it. scar being the scheming second in command who doesn't dare compete for the Chad role, he should have barely any mane at all. but pessimistically they're just doing it because they were worried for looking racist because of "dark pigments = bad" imagery. a synergy of both is also possible, where one reason leads to the proposal of change and then the other reason helps make it successful.

giraffes are fucking based

youtube.com/watch?v=POxCb9n4L8E

They're just lions. Chill out

OP is a faggot. Repeat, OP is a faggot.

More.

fucking based long horse

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youtube.com/watch?v=Pi3zJIW9OQU

Needs more orange

I think you're on the wrong website nigger.

With Loli Cunny!

>Changing a cool evil lion with raven hair and orange fur into a white lion
>not racist
You can't be serious

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>These and all other cool Animals will go extinct in my lifetime

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They're Feliformes, not Caniformes

It's called propaganda my dude. Lion's are just animals.
Hwood is jerking it hard trying to brew a race war

>all these newfags using nigger instead of faggot

That's so fucking cool. Any more of lions playing with domestic animals?

das it mane

oh yeah, the green eye'd jamaican AHAHA jesus christ you guys live a bubble

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