If they bring back my boy… and use it as a pretext to make that bitch ass Mary Sue the strongest Star Wars charactaer by Killing him… AFTER ALL the awesome lore from 1 to 6...
I will declare war on Disney. This laugh better not be from him.
Also daily Reminder that Sheev did Nothing Wrong.
Flashback
Ben Swolo will kill him and be redeemed as a rip-off of ROTJ
Just do what I do and stick with the six movies (or original 3 if you're an autist). Disney's shit is so nonsensical, it's not even worth using your time and energy to piece their shit together.
Lando is going to kill sheev, truly revealing the power of the blacked side of the force
Who else would kill him? Old, fat lando?
Luke's a ghost at best
Of course its him and she WILL kill him
My theory is that he is in the Death Star and has been for 30+ years. He is either alive or a ghost. It adds to the spookness factor. Rey and Kylo will probably have to stop him together. She is most likely his daughter.
Is this a power level thread
Who's the strongest Star Wars character so far?
ARE YOU RETARDED?
Palpatine created Rey and used her to get at the cumulative knowledge of the entire Jedi Order. This is all as he has foreseen from the very beginning.
There is no way she can soil Sheev's name unless she can unfuck the fuckery that he has done to the Galaxy in 23 years and which effects still ripple another 30 years later thanks to a bunch of Empire LARPers and Anakin's autistic grandson.
gg ez no re.
>If they bring back my boy… and use it as a pretext to make that bitch ass Mary Sue the strongest Star Wars charactaer by Killing him… AFTER ALL the awesome lore from 1 to 6...
How else could it go down?
Luke was curb stomped by the Emperor
Anakin had to sacrifice himself to stop him and it didn't even work
Thus Rey will be the one to defeat him. She will earn the title "Skywalker".
Sheev if he could survive falling and exploding and live in a piece of the Death Star II for 30+ years. Possibly creating Snoke.
This is what happens
He made many clones of himself and since he knows how to cheat death (the little tale he tells a anakin), he simply transfers his soul anywhere he pleases. Unlike yoda who had no backup body nor will to enter another physical one.
Kylo will kill him. JJ is a hack and will copy Episode 6
I hope it Was HIs ghost. Next I hope that He will teach Kylo how to be Sith and episode IX will end when bad guys win and ray team lose. I know that there 0% chance that there will be 4 epsiode instead of 3 but I rally hope that there will be one more in new Star Wars. Seriously after Last Jedi there is no threat for good guys and there is bigger chance for kylo killing himself than destroying rebelion. Hope they go Empire Strike Back or Avenger Infinity War road. At lastly I hope that there will be Epsiode X announcment in EP IX creddits.
>shitting over the chosen one's task to bring balance to the force
OH NO NO NO NO
rey was created much like anakin was
by who, not sure
Would old man Kenobi really be able to use his episode IV fighting style to kill acrobatic monkey Darth Maul in one strike?
Who's to say Sheev doesn't come back as Force Ghost?
Sidious is canonically the most powerful Sith Lord ever while Anakin had the potential to be the most powerful Force user ever but he got cucked by Obi-Wan. Luke was supposed to be up there too but, you know, Rian wanted to subvert expectations.
Who cares. No matter what ep IX will be lucky to make 750 million, Disney have already given up after they totally fucked this cashcow due to their greed and stupidity.
I hope he rapes Rei up the ass to within an inch of her life cackling and talking shit about how some literally who that just picked up a lightsaber can dare stand against him
she should always have been Palpatine's daughter. they look alike, the imperial British voice, the lack of warmth (at least for Rey)
Good... good
rey is gonna be palpatine's daughter or descendant, it's the smartest move jj could make at this point.
I want Sheev to just kill everyone. The 'Resistance', the First Order, Rey, Poe, nigger, Kylo, fucking everyone, just makes their hearts all stop at once. And the last shot of the movie is him sitting alone on his throne looking out on the vastness of space enthused that it's time to start all over again.
more likely he created her through the force to gain Luke's secrets / hiding place
whatever
Yeah. He deserves to win 2bh.
Have sex.
let's hope he looks like rotj sheev and not ugly ass prequel sheev.
Obviously, my nigga Wat Tambor
>he is in the Death Star
bro... both Death Stars blew up.
>Dat cinematography
>Dat set design
What went so well with ESB?
Even if Sheev isn't the most powerful, I think he's the best combo of power, intelligence, and cunning.
Maybe it's not Sheev himself but Sheev's evil clone, Sheeeeev Palpatine.
based sheev literally btfoing everyone in episode 9 would be kino
If he was still canon, Starkiller.
In Disney Wars currently, probably Sheev.
Rei unironically
>AFTER ALL the awesome lore from 1 to 6...
The prequel apologists are really weakening the very legitimate case against the sequels...
And the sequels weakened the claim that the prequels were bad because of Lucas.
so lets sort this out now.
is rey a clone of palpatine or is she a clone of lukes hand?
Mace Windu would be a good answer if you're going purely off fighting ability. He soundly defeated Sheev and was the only Jedi to learn techniques of the dark side without also becoming a Sith.
But like another anons said, Sheev combined raw power with a great ability to manipulate others. Certainly made him incredibly dangerous in any situation.
Anakin had the most potential but the being burned alive and put in his suit capped off his power rare severely.
>bring back sheev
>bring back hk-47
>ruin them both
SASUGA DISNEY
The trailer has what looks like bits from the Deathstar.
Rey.
>Oh my God... She's more powerful than Thor, Thanos with all the infinity gems, Doctor Strange, Shaggy Blanco, Hulk, Silver Surfer, Obi-Wan, Darth Vader, Palpatine, Yoda, Darth Plagueis, Revan, Ulic Qel-Droma, Exar Kun, Nomi Sunrider, Starkiller, Mace Windu, Qui-Gon Jinn, Darth Maul, Savage Opress, Darth Nihilus, Darth Tyranus, Darth Caedus, Darth Insanius, Darth Icky, B.J. Dart, Doctrine Dark, Darth Sneed, Lord Vitiate, Cheradenine Zakalwe, Rehgar Earthfury, Count Dooku, Kyp Durron, Rajah Ubooki, Totooria Helmold, Ax Battler, Tyris Flare, Gilius Thunderhead, Kyle Katarn, Kanan Jarrus, Lord Chuck, Caleb Dume, Asagi Asagiri, Jorus C'baoth, Joruus C'baoth, Cade Skywalker, Luke Skywalker, Luuke Skywalker, Luuuke Skywalker, Luke Starkiller, Sky Williams, my ex-girlfriend Callista Ming, my ex-wife Mara Jade Skywalker, my new wife Daisy Ridley, Corran Horn, Festus Haggen, YorHa Unit No. 2 Type B, Prince Isolder, Highlord Alarak, Waru, Kettch, Trioculus, Triclops, Kadann, Thok, KkH'Oar'Rrhr, Rey, Seyg-El, Jek Tono Porkins, Voort "Piggy" saBinring, and Dessel who is also known as Darth Bane, Captain Marvel (DC), Captain Marvel (Marvel), Marv (human), Marv (skeleton), Iron Man, Thanos without all the infinity gems, Loki, Dormammu, Odin, The Hulk, Jessica Jones, Hawkeye, Surtur, Black Panther, Groot, Killgrave, Quicksiler, Valkyrie, Yondu, Abomination, War Machine, Vision, Scarlet Witch, Ghost, Nebula Spider-Man, Ebony Maw, Ego, Hela, Black Widow, The Chitauri, Heimdal, Ronan the Accuser, Killmonger, Corvius Glave, Drax, Iron Monger, Whiplash, Gamora, Ulyses Klaue, Iron Fist, Malekith, Proxima Midnight, Ant-Man, The Punisher, Red Skull, Aldrich Killian, The Ancient One, Daredevil, Captain America, Fenrir, Kaecilius, Ghost Rider, The Mandarin, Falcon, Cull Obsidian, Starlord, Pepper Potts, Vulture, Wasp, The Winter Soldier, Wong, Uchiha Madara, Ultron, The Destroyer, Black Widow, Karl Mordo, Warriors Three, Luke Cage, Yellowjacket, and Rey all put together...
real autists are prequel purists.
Please have sex you putrid incel
>If he was still canon, Starkiller.
Starkiller got BTFO by Sheev, brainlet. How the fuck is he stronger?
EU-wise it's easily Luke and after that probably Revan.
Sheev is gonna job to Kylo when Kylo does a last minute face turn. Kylo immediately announces his permanent real retirement (not kayfabe) due to injuries and gives up the title shot to Rey. Sheev then jobs to Rey. Tho Rey never ever gets over with the fans, the marks love it
It was NEVER Luke or Anakin who was "the chosen one" it was REY! A WOMEN! Got it SHITHEAD? Stew in that shit negro!
>I will declare war on Disney.
And do what exactly?
>Ends up a crazy, literally shit eating old man that lives in Ireland.
It'd be way more likely that Ren kills him or he dies killing him
wow
> Luke Skywalker, Luuke Skywalker, Luuuke Skywalker, Luke Starkiller
Impressive.
Prequels are a fucking mess my boy, and in certain aspects legitimately worse than the sequels. Let's not forget Lucas's brilliant vision of providing fanservice for every single OT character:
> Vader had a virgin birth!
> Vader built C-3PO!
> Vader owned R2-D2!
> Yoda and Chewbacca were friends!
> The original storm troopers are Boba Fett clones!
So glad that fucking Trioculus made this list
Geee it almost sounds like you read the EU or something....
>and Rey
kek
>Kylo can't win against Rey with 0 training.
>He kills the most powerful Sith in history.
Proving Rey is stronger than Sheev.
Who was the Snoke's master?
>There is no way she can soil Sheev's name
you underestimate her power
Doutreval
Starkiller obviously
Sheev is a symbol of white supremacy so he needs to get his ass kicked by a strong independent female character.
I love you Sheev ;_;
Canonically, the strongest beings are:
The Father
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader
The Son and Daughter
Frank/The Senate
You could probably put the Force Priestesses somewhere above Frank. There are also beings like Bendu who are below The Ones and the Chosen One but above pretty much everyone else.
Why wanted Sheev to cuck the whole galaxy again?
looks like a big ass piece to me...
You don't have to watch it or accept it as canon, user. I like it, it's like Dark Empire Lite.
IG-88 was literally the Death Star
It could be the ghost of Palpatine too. Yoda's ghost interacted with the physical realm in VIII, so why not Sheev in IX?
Nope in new disney canon him being mutilated in a suit has only made him stronger.
It's him
He's a literally listed as a member of the cast
>Q:Did the Emperor die in Return of the Jedi?
>A:-IX
>kill Palpatine... again
And then what? The New Order just calls it quits out of resignation?
Rubber mask Sheev?
Shouldn't they be on Endor then?
Where are the trees?
>And then what? The New Order just calls it quits out of resignation?
The First Order was always a front for the Empire. Sheev likes subtlety.
Darth Bane
>"I must be frank..."
>"I am THE SENATE!"
I see what you did there.
>Shouldn't they be on Endor then?
>Where are the trees?
What do you think happened when all these pieces fell?
Why not use the Three Stooges?
Or some other vaudevillian comedy routine..
They had a party with Ewoks.
Yub nub, chub chub.
There were fireworks, celebration, and mirth. Remember?!
^this. Man, I can't believe I'm excited for Star Wars again.
>Why not use the Three Stooges?
Darth Toucan Sam Nose will have to do.
>Mary Sue
Have sex
I don't watch trailers. How is Palpatine back?
Kylo can't defeat him alone
Summons the anime jedi ghosts of his grandfather and uncle to fight alongside him in some Cell Games Teen Gohan shit.
JJ Abrams + Pot holes
So captain marvel
It cut to black and there was this sinister laugh. People are claiming its Palpatine
Ah I see. Thank you.
Ray is s clone of Anakin. Sheev wanted another try at not only powerful apprentice, but the most powerful since Anakin was 1. Untrustworthy and 2. Weaker after losing limbs (it's canon that he became weaker in the force).
He cloned Anakin and dumped the clone on Jakku or whatever the fuck that name was. She was supposed to grow bitter and traumatized hence easily manipulated and turned to the dark side.
Screencap this. I have some third hand info.
Maybe it's Snoke 2: Snoke the Woke?
How Sheev has returned is not personally important to Rey, so it will never be addressed.
>Best possible outcome
Rey is a Sheev Clone
>Okay outcome
Rey is still a nobody, Palpatine laugh is from a force flashback or is otherwise misleading
>Expected outcome
Rey is a Skywalker for some bullshit reason and Palpatine will appear in a minor role who Rey easily kills
Absolutely based and Sheevpilled
>Screencap this.
You're probably right. Which makes me want to forget about Star Wars entirely. Maybe go back to playing pogs or some shit.
Rey is a clone of luke and plagueis
>misleading
I don't think the franchise is gonna go down that road again...
fuck off lol...
Kek based
Rey vs Loke Groundrunner?
this