Pitch me a movie with these two

would actually watch

Dance party

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Daily reminder Nick Cage uses male prostitutes and is pretending to be straight

Enron film
sounds like he’s /ourguy/

Zoolander 4 and a quarter

What’s that got to do with us? Just make national treasures 3 ffs

Wtf I love Nick Cage now??

Ezra Miller = Leonard Hofstadter
Nic Cage = Sheldon Cooper
Shazad Latif = Raj Koothrappali
Jason Bateman = Howard Wolowitz

BBT: The Movie

>damn that flash nigga is a fucking uggo

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lol what he’s aesthetic af

Batman Beyond

I want to cut off Ezra’s head and look at his skull and jaw bones

Have sex

Ezra is a right wing alien trying to start the 4th reich and nic cage is just the right cuckservative neoliberal boomer to stop him.

SCI FI

CAGE GENETICALLY ENGINEERS MILLER INTO EXISTENCE. THE PERFECT BEING.

MILLER SLOWLY KILLS CAGE WHILE CRYING

Some story happens in between.

live-action sequel to Ant Bully

Would watch

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you realize you can be a sexual deviant and still be "straight" right kinda the point of being a sexual deviant

2 gay lovers discover that they weren't actually gay but turned gay due to Jews poisoning their water supply. They get mad and get revenge. In the end, after all the Jews are expelled from the US, they discover that they themselves are Jewish. Right as they're about to kill themselves, two hot babes convince them not to. They get married with the hot babes and live happily ever after.

ur gay

Nic Cage works as a manager of a strip joint. Ezra is an up and coming designer and starts designing the strippers outfits. He eventually falls in love with Cage's wife

The babes have got to be black for extra #woke points

Kino incoming

More like
>He eventually becomes Cage's wife

i enjoy this idea

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Would be pretty kino.

Nicholas Cage and Pikachu and hook up.

We don't know who chose who, but one is a Jew and the other, Pikachu.

Nicholas Cage and Adam Sandler star in: "I Pikachoose You"

Cage - an organized crime mobster - is forced by the crimelord to murder his wife after she threatens to dismantle his entire structure and hierarchy (she knows too much).
He winds up at a brothel to try and take his mind off of her, and meets a tranny (Ezra) who initially appears to just be a prostitute but is actually a criminal genius.
He realizes she (he) may hold the secrets to being able to permanently get him out of that crime syndicate but in the process he falls in love with her (him).

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>[INT - BACK IN CAGE'S OFFICE]
>Cage and stripper SHANIQUA stand in front of the office door while Ezra sits on his desk
>"Shaniqua, show young Ezra here ya tits"
> *Cage lights a cigarrette*
>Shaniqua shows her double D's

It's already coming to me

Cage falls in love with Ezra even tho he already has a wife and children

Cage feeds Miller into a wood chipper

He’s so hot but I wished he had shaved his body hair for these...

No he’s handsome he’s not a good actor but he’s a good looking guy

>father and son detectives
>they haven't spoken to each other in years
>have to team up to solve the biggest mystery of their career

He will do it again user, there will be lots more photoshoots I'm sure
It seems like he's growing his hair out right now though and I hope he lets it get as long as it was years ago - I am hype

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He’s probably an amazing fuck, I bet he swallows and lets you cum in his ass every time.

not
>ezra is a male stripper

This is most likely just fags LARPing but I like to pretend it's real (plus it actually does actually fit in with most of what we now know about him)

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I mean if he's gay then yeah he was probably raped while young. That's how they turn people gay.

Literally made for white uncut cock.

I can't blame anyone for molesting him though, he was so fucking cute

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The Cure for Gayness:
Nic Cage is a world renounced scientist and doctor, but lately he has been bored. He found the cures to every form of cancer, aids, even the common cold. Ezra is a gay prostitute that realizes that he doesn't want to be gay and that what he's doing is morally abhorrent. He asks Nic to cure his gayness. This leads Nic on a journey to find out if gayness can in fact be cured. He goes to various different places in earth, learning of various methods from prayer, electricity, therapy, chemical combinations, even voodoo. Mike Pence makes an appearance as a silhouette while he's learning the electric method of course. Nearly giving up, he stumbles upon a group of people that can use mathematics to change reality. He finds the equation for straightness, recites it to Ezra, and cures his gayness. Then he cures the entire world of gayness.

What color hair is that?

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Blonde, he bleached his hair and dyed it red in the same year as well

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And this is the red (or kinda pink I guess)

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What a faggot, I would have stuffed him into a locker and bullied him.

YOU AND ME BRO
DANCE OFF

Would’ve loved to have been his uncle and diddled him.

Based and redpilled

Kino

Shut up and take my money

3 hour feature film that is one long shot of Nic Cage beating Ezra to death with his bare hands. He does not stop until his skull is cracked open like a watermelon that was ran over by a truck.

Yikes, I would suggest having sex.

JoJo Stardust Crusaders. Nicolas Cage is Joseph and Ezra is Jotaro

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no way lol

father

Ezra is literally an IRL Jojo character

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what would his stand be called?

Titanium BBC

T.T.D.

What did he mean by this?

I believe it's meant to stand for "time to dilate" but I can't be 100% sure, I'm not fluent in Incelnese. :^)

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Estranged detective father and detective son have to work together to crack the biggest case of their respective careers. Their hate for each other is based ONLY on their sartorial choices. Each of them projects their aesthetic onto the killer, and can't come to a single agreement about anything.

Kane and Lynch

nic cage - king cold
ezra koenig - freiza/mecha freiza

based af

Nahhh

The latter isn't fit to even be mentioned in the same sentence with the former. Completely different caliber. The former is a vital, original force of nature and true artist who transcends high and low brow. The latter is some unremarkable, tepid, reddit-y dork who's been in a few embarrassing middlebrow shitfilms.

He was in BvS though which is the best movie of all time. That counts for something.

Uhhh, okay.

>not Nic as Jotaro and Ezra as Josuke

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Looper 2: Electric Boogaloop

Cage Bane
Miller CIA

>le JOJO FILM XD
Cringe

Kill yourself faggot spammer

wut