MASSIVE STAR WARS SPOILERS

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

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are they going to introduce sith holocrons in this movie?

>falcon underwater
what the fuck is going on over there

>The Falcon is watertight, because it's airtight, so it can go underwater, right?
A certain Futurama episode comes to mind.

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>that doesn't make any sense
>exactly, its perfect!

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they're constantly trying to depict the falcon in a new and never before seen light. that's why rey did the shutoff flip shoopdawoop maneuver. remember when she first starts flying and she's banking around a corner and the left side dips into the sand and sand splashes up? wasn't that cool? wowee

[laughs]

Not necessarily. You could probably not start the engines because sudden evaporation of seawater would lead to a "water explosion".

have sex.

>the Death Star fell into the fucking ocean almost wholly intact to the point where Sheev's chair isn't even disturbed

Why would you make a ship that's designed to ferry space goods/move spaceships work underwater? It'd be much cheaper to just use a ship that's designed for it.

But it exploded in space. Did the debris get pulled onto a nearby planet? Did they forget that the Death Star exploded in space? Did they watch Star Wars?

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Nigga, they recovered Anakin's/Luke's lightsaber out of a fucking gas giant. This kind of dumb shit is a given.

Can't wait for this shit to get wordfiltered.

looking over the fact that somehow the throneroom survived the explosion and remained intact after impacting the planet, wouldn't it be more interesting for there to be a colony of scavengers dismantling the deathstar's valuable innards for cash? And the protags would have to interact with them for an interesting way/machine to go underwater to the deathstar. Just flying the falcon underwater is pretty lazy and boring

it won't

they own star wars. they can release the alter the original and add in dumb pieces blowing off into space

>lazy and boring
so it fits into the new trilogy perfectly what's the problem

But, it exploded. How the hell are they going to explain that?

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but user, the Falcon is iconic!

Apparently, some kind of hyperspace wormhole formed after the Death Star II's hyperdrive motivator was destroyed, so it tried to enter hyperspace before exploding. That might be the reason for the blue light on the Death Star II before it blows up. Anyway, that's part of the reason pieces of it didn't go flying into Endor and burned the place down, because the parts went all across the galaxy.

It was in orbit around Endor (moon) when it exploded. It's entirely probable, even by real-world physics, that debris and fractions of the Death Star II were propelled to the surface of Endor (moon) or Endor (planet) by the explosion.

just digitally alter the explosion and add in chunks flying off, then package it in a six disc set for 4k screens for $120

This is the part where Rey gets in contact with Sheevposting

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>mods doing their job
dream on newfag

see

What's with Abrams and spaceships being underwater?

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>That might be the reason for the blue light on the Death Star II before it blows up

I am 200% sure that the blue light is only there because it was a "cool effect".

Maybe it's a different moon. Gas giants have lots of them.

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It's completely impossible, that battlestation was obliterated. Even if a large chunk had made it, it would have disintegrated upon entry in the atmosphere.

AAaKkshulley....
In battlefront 2, which is shit but cannon, there is a mission where you fly around in space amongst the debris of the Death Star 2
It is still an incredibly retarded idea though
They just keep on inserting ot stuff in hopes we’ll be blinded by nostalgia

I bet they'll copy that scene from Alta when she goes in the underwater ship and activates some shit and gets back with a new suit.

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He's running a sinking ship. makes sense.

space is an ocean?

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He should do a Captain nemo remake

>How many atmospheres of pressure can the hull withstand?
>It's a space ship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.

Where is this from??

youtube.com/watch?v=lSp9Fsnu-Kw
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BURGERS

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That's concept art from The force Awakens yo dumb fuck.

This is kinda sad in a way.

put two and two together for once in your fucking life and have sex

But why?

The one with the dog?

If anything could have survived the Death stars destruction it's that Tower, that's literally what it was for

The conditions of water and space are very similar. A spacecraft could easily operate in the water, with the only issue being the hull being able to withstand water pressure. IIRC in Star Trek Federation ships have space magic strong hulls to be able to resist powerful gravitational forces

>it's watertight because it's airtight, right?
yes we're using commercial planes for subnautic endeavours too

>millennium falcon flying underwater
I fucking hate JJ so much for continuously proving Yea Forums right. You angry autistic incels who love to shit on everything...shit like this just justifies your autistic rage.

I was just thinking about this movie today. That was the shit for me as a kid.

Is this fucking real? Please tell me it's just clown posting

it's television and movies. relax. it's literally the lowest form of entertainment outside of video games and comic books.

Special effects were very capable of doing something more elaborate at the time tho.

>can't into reading comprehension
Don't worry tardboy, you're among friends here.

Sheev lives inside the wreckage. He'll say the line "I'm not coming back, I'm retired." But he will eventually return to get his revenge.

you're just a dumb bitch

"..t-the Force?"

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Those are abandoned concept arts for TFA.

abandoned.. and picked back up for IX because jarjar abrams can't be bothered to put effort into his storytelling

I have a hard time that isn't RLM under heavy makeup. The dude on the left looks like Jay and that's definitely Rich Evans on the right.

If these are real people holy shit....

>Rey swims into the emperor's throne room
>"HEE HEE HEE HEE"
>"the fuck was that? Well, whatever"
>swims back out

There. That's all the sheev you're gonna get.

>Get to see Daisy in a skin tight diving suit
Based JJ

>the only issue being the hull being able to withstand water pressure
That's a pretty big fucking issue.

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This. It'll probably be another "force vision" like when she touched Luke's saber in TFA

>The conditions of water and space are very similar.
hahaha wat

The blue light was Palpatine dying and releasing his energy. Or at least it was

so what the water was cold and froze and preserved Sheev intact for like 80 years until global warming and climate change caused by the greedy polluters on the planet caused the oceans to warm up a few degrees and melt out sheev and he returns?
>Disney Star Wars 2019

>the same thing as nu enterprise in nu star trek movie
based jj

It's JJ Abrams. You're using logic, he won't be.

Connect benis and vagene

this is the biggest bullshit I ever read

Wouldn't the huge metal parts flung out from the gigantic "moon"sized explosion have gone through the atmosphere and basically melted into unrecognition?

How the fuck are there intact gun turrets jesus fucking christ

Yeah, that alone should be a warning sign for anyone even remotely excited.
When your story is so shit you have to turn around and low-key reboot it with old ideas for the last episode of the trilogy... not a good sign.
But hey, Disney stole designs, storylines and characters from everything already, from McQuarrie concepts to the old EU. Might as well go full circle and steal from their own abandoned concept arts, it's the only thing left.

I think they mean this, not the light we see when Sheev gets thrown into the pit.

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>The conditions of water and space are very similar

>Absolute vacuum, zero atmospheric pressure
vs
>Thousands of pounds of pressure per square inch

>When you reject the ideas of a conglomerate of different authors over the course of three decades including some sequel ideas of the creator of your golden goose but end up using them just 5 years after scrapping them because you are devoid of creativity and knee deep in shit

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>>The conditions of water and space are very similar
they are to redditors and that's likely who you're arguing with

The chair was fixed to the floor, kinda like the ones on boats.

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I am so ok with this. (Dark Empire fan here) Yeah, now the stronk woman will have to REALLY kill him. lol don't take this shit too seriously.

>Reyfags fap to THIS

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Wait.....didnt the second death star explode?

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kek what a great show

>implying
mods are huge feminist kikes and they will never fill incel or have sex
curiously they filtered s o y pretty damn quick

Also, this is the best choice for a final boss they could have made because at least this way it'll have real emotional impact when the fight begins and ends. So, what that means is if you brought in another new villain for part IX just to kill him off it comes off as a joke, whereas ironically, bringing back Palpatine does not, even if it does still.

"I'm putting together a crew. An underwater heist. Need a swimmer. Got anyone in mind?"

"I know a guy."

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Ackchyually, they filtered soi last year because soiposting on Yea Forums was reaching critical levels due to Nintendo Labo and nu-God of War coming out on the same day both associated to soibois

Force Awakens concept art when they were throwing ideas at the wall

Yeah? Well incelposting reached critical levels in April 2018 when that incel killed those people with a truck. Literally couldn't see a single post on Yea Forums that didn't include the word "incel."
It also peaked with the Joker trailer.
Still no filter for that.

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It's not his ideas. This is after they rejected him and tried to brainstorm ideas. These concepts are completely stupid. george would have never ever brought the Death Star back again, let alone Sidious or Vader's mask...

>the falcon is iconic
In the sense that it's being forced to be sure. OT falcon is iconic, but everything disney has done with it is just "HEY REMEMBER THE FALCON. GUISE LOOK ITS THE FALCON. ISN'T THAT JUST SO COOL, IT'S THE MILLENIUM FALCON!!!!!"

This whole trilogy could've been 100x better if they just came up with their own shit, like BB-8's design is actually kind of neat and its the most original idea in the entire nuwars.

He might be pretty cool and satisfying if he went insane being stuck in solitary confinement for a few decades and just only could practice the Sith arts with his time.

I'd forgive everything if they put this exact picture in to explain it in the movie.

Came here to post this. Tired of retards hand-waving the science out of science-fiction.

Well you're a big fish

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4u

Have sex.

>why won't they wordfilter the things I hate >_

A good story for another time.

Yes, just like the first DS.

NOW, to address the “obliterated” peeps.. Look up videos of a hand grenade going exploding.
In normal speed the grenade disappears in a flash.
In super slow motion there is shards, fragments, & chunks going every direction really quickly.
DS2 was in orbit of a moon of Endor.
Chunks of it would most definitely reach the surface (and kill some Ewoks), both directly and eventually as the orbiting pieces degraded and fell in.

It doesn't even need to. All those scifi ships have shields to protect themselves against weaponry. If you have a shields, you can go underwater like you''d go in space since your ship thus evolves in some kind of bubble

He also wouldn't have made the new movies be essentially remakes of the old ones with constant nostalgic callbacks

This shit is from the Force Awakens art book ffs

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The falcon is probably the most financially lucrative toy considering it is usually a lot more expensive than other figures. So making it do something cool and unique means they can get more money.

This is like when Hitler escaped to Argentine via a submarine. I like the subtext.

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lmao, got'em!

you nudge something in space it's not going to stop for a long time

>when an uncontrolled reactor overload causes electrical discharges and explosions throughout the superstructure moments before the reaction breaches containment and blows its surroundings to kingdom come

You can clearly see chunks falling away intact afterwards, user. Hitler didn't die in the bunker afterall.

retard

Its been confirmed that Rey is a clone of Anakin. One of Sheev's last projects,
since he wanted a younger, non-deformed apprentice.

They already did that in Solo.

>the Death Star fell into the fucking ocean almost wholly intact to the point where Sheev's chair isn't even disturbed
Sheev levitated it to the surface with his Force powers

Based Sheev

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Sheev dominates all realities.

What's this from?

Amazon's Lord of the Rings series concept art.

did debris falling on Endor cause the extinction of the Ewok species? because that would make it a thousand times better

the leaking radiation combined with their lust for Leia mutated them all into giant pedo bears

Unfortunately that's unlikely. Disney wouldn't ever kill off a possible product line like that.
However they could have some of them die from objects falling, thus the remaining pledges to kill all white walkers.

>a vessel designed to contain an atmosphere in a vacuum is the same as a vessel designed to withstand external pressure

>clone
So Ray is actually male?

How else could Rey have been so awesome?

the development of antigrav meant that starships no longer needed to be made out of paper thin shells like they are in our time. a sublight kessel drive can push a lot more mass than a r*cket

>The conditions of water and space are very similar.
throw the space shuttle underwater and tell me what happens

>Propulsion systems will operate underwater like they do in space.

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You're missing the point entirely. A spaceship, the pressure is inside. A submarine, the pressure is outside. These would require different designs. It would be inefficent to make something that could do both, the falcon would never have been designed with underwater capability, it's a spaceship. A plane wont work underwater, a submarine wont work in space

Yeah but what does he eat?

>Futurama is more accurate then Star Wars

Tax policies

Seafood.

the falcon may have been in planets where the air pressure is much higher than that of earth-like places so this submarine falcon thing is plausible

>What are ships shields
Pressure is a fucking non issue

Ever. Unless it collides with something, which is extremely unlikely.

Well your also forgetting the propulsion system is meant for low to no resistance so water resistancewill make very slow or unmovable, also the craft would most likely just sink like a rock do to its lack of buoyancy or have one side want to tilt up do to unstable buoyancy. And yes the pressure would most likely crush it but magic energy shields could be an excuse of it not I guess

They did it with the Enterprise why not the Falcon ;)

I HATE AMERICANS

IM AFRAID OF THE WORLD

they should built their ships out of the same stuff used to bolt the chair to the floor

>Disney wouldn't ever kill off a possible product line like that.
standards of what's cute have changed, particularly in america, so replacing ewoks with cuter modern critters is a good idea

yeah it looks like the movie is about exploring different chunks of the death star and they went there with endor.

In fairness diving down to the wreck of the Death Star and adventuring through an underwater maze of airpockets, insane killer droids, defence systems and other hazards while facing off against the Emperors ghost sounds comfy as fuck.

Wait this is tv not tg? Man that's a fucking dumb concept for a film.

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based retard

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>and THIS piece over there is the fragment of the shaft where Sheev Palpatine fell to his death
>he was a good friend

I really doubt Millennium Falcon was used as a probe to explore the lower levels of Gas Giants
>May have
if that is the argument we are using, then we have consider the fact that YT-1300 or whatever was, at its core, a freighter which used that gap as arms to grab onto and carry cargo trains, there is a concept of that floating around and I am not going to track it down now.
Its most likely possible that it was never intended for atmospheric operations other than landing at ports and such.

Who are you quoting?

>Ray and her friends enter the Throne Room
>You are done Sheev Ray screams
>Quite contrary my dear, Sheev laughs
>Everyone freezes as Sheev uses Sith Time Stop
>Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams starts playing
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>Sheev slowly dances to the music on tip of his toes to each of the characters stabbing them delicately and intimately with his lightsaber

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it's in the OP post you mong

>Did they watch Star Wars?
They started to, but fell asleep half way.

>conditions of water and space are similar
Theyre literally the farthest apart conditions possible. One is the lack of an atmosphere, the othere is dozens of atmospheres

>He'll say the line "I'm not coming back, I'm retired."
It's "Im getting too old for this shit."

>we're going to make millions like that pootie pie guy!

Listen to this user. He's has a degree in Pretend Aerospace Engineering.

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Epic. I want to see him pull The Senate moment again.

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That’s what happened to jar jar? He’s in prison?

He shows up in one of the aftermath books, as some hobo that people hate.

People should hate him.

no man he was the OG Phantom Menace. rlm made Lucas lose his nerve.

its amazing that people still like star wars even after the abysmal new movies, its been a steady decline since the prequels so i dont why why anyone would get excited over ep.9

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I'm just excited to see a dumpster fire

So that’s how they’re going to try and make sense of Mary Sue Rey? I’ll believe it when I see it, but it sounds like a safe bet. They’re literally trying to make penance with the fans. It’s...pathetic.

>sheev kills everyone and basically wins again
would be fucking kino desu
>this is basically to remake 4-6 again
...

i hate that this is true. i want to see it for the memes. ;_;

#BringBackMidichlorians

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I'm throwing money at screen but nothing happens

I'm glad you are still seething about this

Whoa they got Quinton Reviews on Clerks?! Hell yeah!

#NotAllXenomorphs

I beat your face into mush for writing something so fucking stupid

>We have so few ideas we're gonna dig up the stuff George had planned for the first sequel film that we decided to ditch
Good to know.

late and new. what was the word being filtered

>Sent to exile underwater
>Over 100 years old, uses dark arts to keep himself alive
>Was initially defeated when the last protagonist sacrificed himself to stop him
>Comes back with the ability to stop time
>Uses said ability to fuck with the protagonists before killing them

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The concept art for Force Awakens is based because a lot of it was made before they even had a script and was just a bunch of people throwing a whole bunch of ideas at the wall and seeing what might be cool. Kind of a bummer most the ideas didn’t get used and we really just got a soft reboot. Seems like there were some real ambitious people crafting up all sorts of stuff not realizing Disney had no plans to use any of it.

There are (((people))) who don't want the crazy EU power levels.

>The conditions of water and space are very similar

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WORNSTROM

Based retard

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m8 u fuckin wot

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>The conditions of water and space are very similar
>only issue being the hull being able to withstand water pressure
you must be stopped

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Holy shit, thanks for the laugh, retard.

>The Falcon is watertight, because it's airtight, so it can go underwater, right?

but the pressure...

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>The conditions of water and space are very similar.

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Sheev has been living underwater for 40 years because JarJar can breathe underwater

retard

disney executives

kek

I wish someone played JJ The Futurama episode The Deep South.
youtu.be/O4RLOo6bchU

>Planet Express ship being pulled underwater
Leela: 1500, 5000 feet!
Professor: Dear Lord! That's over 150 atmospheres of pressure!
Fry:How many Atmospheres can the ship withstand?
Professor: Well it's a spaceship, so between Zero and One.

Literally mentioned several times in the thread lazyposter

>i get my sci fi from children's cartoons
The absolute state of basedboy liberal reddittumblr star wars haters

>underwater spaceship

Did the writers for Star Wars have Three Ph.D.s, seven masters degrees, and have 50 collective years of Harvard education?

No?

Then eat my dick faggot.

Nobody cares, sperg.

Fuck off nerd

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>Quit poking holes in my movie
No.

Enjoy your spaceship under water searching for a plot to the movie nobody cares about.

>i'm okay with x-wings and the like bobbing up and down in zero gravity, tho

Can you retards end yourselves please? The Futurama episode was mentioned way back in the thread and nobody sperged out. I wish you cunts would learn to read.

Yes, because I understand that a space ship mimicking world war 2 fighter pilot physics for visual cue and familiarity versus dumping something under water designed for space is retarded.

>space ship mimicking world war 2 fighter pilot physics for visual cue and familiarity
lmao, the fucking cope.

STOP RIGHT THERE.

LET'S NOT FORGET XWING FLEW AFTER BEING UNDERWATER IN EMPIRE.

never reply to me again niggerlips

The fuck are you going to do about it idiot

working underwater and working after being wet are different famlam

>No X-Wing combat scenes
>No Poe Dameron blowing stuffs up with his X-Wing
How disappointing

You don't even understand the definition of cope stupid fuck. Otherwise your whataboutism would be the butt cream for your butt hurt coping.

You don't even understand what a fucking dog fight is.

UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAH

so they're really shitting on Lucas

Now not even Darth Vader's sacrifice was worth anything

next thing they'll tell us is that the ewoks were secret empire collaborators

God I hope that's the real twist of the movie

>ewoks were secret empire collaborators
that almost makes sense desu

>Yuropoor intellectuals

WHOMEVER IS ASSIGNED FROM DISNEY to monitor Yea Forums in the social media department, send this to JJ.
ASAP, there is still time to make Palpatine great again!

>Rey, you are my clone daughter. *CACKLE LAUGH*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Some planets have more than one atmosphere of pressure, though.

>That doesn't make any sense
> [laughs]
Yeah, I'm definitely thinking Kino's back on the menu boys.

The ocular turret does look pretty neat though

What's that? Is someone bending girders?

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>tfw ywn get to see this happen

Except Alita a qt and Rey a xenomorph

This. Abram's is a master magician. Great at entertaining with sleight of hand feats to astound and astonish the mind and soul. Only afterwards do you realize he also picked your pocket.

>A spacecraft could easily operate in the water, with the only issue being the hull being able to withstand water pressure.
>the only issue

user cannot into hydrodynamics. The Falcon isn't designed with aerodynamics or ballistics in mind. The Falcon is designed to be build in space and launched in space and flown in space. Space, in case you are unaware, is devoid of atmospheric forces and devoid of the downward force of gravity. The Falcon's shape can hardly be considered aerodynamic. As such, the Falcon would be about as hydrodynamic as a box of rocks.

Also, you mention the hull of the Falcon and underwater pressure as though this is a trivial concern. Tell me, how many submarines are you aware of that are shaped like anything but a tube. All that wide, flat surface of the Falcon is prime for deep water implosion.

I just want to see how fast a mouse can drive the most well known IP in the world into the fucking ground.

MEMBER PALPATINES THRONE ROOM!?

>lol nerds It's space magic I ain't gotta explain shit